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Unfortunately Sir, we have grave news for you
Patch 2.2 was released for FFXIV ARR
You will now need to complete fates in different zones
to upgrade your i90 Zenith weapon to the new i100 Zodiac weapon
You need to do these fates to get 12 atma crystals
Not a problem...
I can do 12 fates while I queue for the new Coil
Sir....
The atma...
The atma are random drops with low drop rate.
It takes like 25-30 hours of fates to get enough atma for one weapon.
Anyone who doesn't have their Zenith weapon yet
leave the room, now.
HOW THE *** COULD THEY RELEASE THIS!?
WHY WOULD I WANT TO GRIND LOW LEVEL FATES FOR HOURS!?
YOU DON'T EVEN GET MUCH GIL OR SEALS FOR THOSE!!
What do they think I want to waste time
casting Level 8 skills so that I can help the noobs?
WHY THE *** WOULD I WASTE MY LIFE FOR THAT?!
But Sir what about the new dance emotes?
WHO THE *** CARES ABOUT THAT!? NOBODY CAN DANCE IN EORZEA ANYWAYS!
But Sir your summoned chocobo can be mounted to ride from fate to fate!
Well *** that'll only cut down the grind from 30 hours to 29!!
I can queue up party finder!
"Come join me and help me grind fates!"
Maybe I could get a few level 10's to help me out.
I have 8 classes! If it takes me 30 hours per class
that's 240 hours I'll have to spend grinding!!!!
No one has that kind of time...
By the time I grind all that patch 2.3 will be out!
DAMMIT!!!
I wouldn't even have time to work on the new Gardening system.
There's not any skill involved in fates.
A monkey could do it.
Where is the challenge?!
*** me...
I had to beat Hard Mode Primals to get Relic
And grind 900 Myth in CT to get Zenith!
I could feel proud to have a Zenith, now a 10 year old can get a Zodiac.
He's got way more time to play than I do anyways!
Don't worry, he doesn't know your son already got his Zodiac.
Just cancel my subscription.
I don't...want a game that requires no skill for a legendary weapon.
It's time to quit.
I thought ARR was supposed to make FFXIV better.
Why couldn't they have just made it Primal EX kills or a super hard fate.
Even a progress meter on fates for drop rate would be better than RNG.
I'd rather play Elder Scrolls Online.