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The pope may be infallable but he's plain wrong
In the case of those TV execs in Hong Kong Who have been labelled blasphemous bringing
to folks homes A nativity version starring garden gnomes
OK so some were dressed with builder's bum evident
Myrhh bringer was a tad *** by some other scent
And the gold guy had fishing rod under his arm
Poking all and stable sundry causing alarm
The sheep didn't look as they should have I'll grant ewe
With their green wellie boots and eye makeup in blue
But Gucci handbags were simply a touch too far
As was the Madonna thing of conical bra
I don't know why the straw was garnished with glitter
And baby Jesus I swear tweeted on Twitter The star in the East was Banksy abhoration
More fit inducement than baby king sensation
All in all it wasn't nearly my cup of tea Rather hot chocolate dropped on white trousered
knee But for the pope to provide publicity shot
Begs the question was there a backhander or not?