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A lot of people have been asking me what my opinion on meninism is.
Well let me tell you – I love it. I love it as I love being told that I can’t be
an engineer! Hello, welcome to nerdyandquirky. This is
my Meninist make up tutorial. To all the meninists who are saying they can’t
follow along with this tutorial because make up is... gay, I’m sorry for infringing upon
your rights. Feel free to angrily tweet me @nerdyandquirky on twitter.
Now we want to apply an even foundation. I’m using white by this French brand that uses
male seal fat. It’s called Phoqueboy, and I'm going to mix it with some of my natural
foundation. We want to make ourselves look pale, use the colour palette of a cracker
for inspiration. We want to conceal all blemishes on our face. That’s right, cover up all
your problems without actually solving anything. Erase those minorities!
Now we’re going to move onto the eyes. First we’re going to use some tape and apply it
to our arms to weaken the adhesive. Then we're going to stick it to our eyes following the
natural curve. This will create a cat eye effect. Aren't shortcuts great? *praise Satan*
Now we're going to apply a primer, this is a solid base of a thousand year old patriarchy
for our movement to adhere to. Then we are going to apply a warm grey along the outer
third of the eyelid and along the crease. Then we are going to line using black, be
careful not to get any of this into your eyes because we don’t actually want to see the
darkness we’re creating. Using a black eyeshadow, start along the lash line and blend upwards.
Blend far out of your boundaries, that right, take control of women’s reproductive rights
if you have to! Instead of a brush to blend, you can also use fingers. Not from your hand
of course, let other people get your work done and then you can take the credit later.
To finish off the eyes, you’re going to use mascara to make your reign above the inferior
genders as long as possible. Don't worry about using waterproof mascara, because you want
the whole world to know when you're crying. Now for the lips, we are going to use red,
the same colour as our sweatershirt’s logo. A design we blatantly stole from Supreme,
because just like our movement, our merchandise offers nothing new to the world. And we want
to go slightly beyond our lips for this, because as men, we want to get 30% more out of the
same job than women. As a final touch, we are just going to contour
the hollows of our cheeks and our jawline. But be careful not to shade too much or else
you might get cast as an Egyptian in the next Hollywood blockbuster.
And that is your meninism make up tutorial! Now like this video, share it on reddit, and
comment to remind the world that not all men are like this. And that some don’t understand
satire.
I hope you guys enjoyed that video. I don’t actually do makeup so i have no idea what
I'm doing. Was any of it right? Now more importantly, my stance on meninism is simple: it’s a
movement of people too lazy to read one freakin’ google search for feminism. And their purpose
is to derail the exact thing their supposedly fighting for: gender equality. If you’re
a meninist, please understand, feminists don’t burn bras - bras are expensive. Now go complain
about the all-female ghostbusters cast somewhere over there, far far away from me.
If you liked this video, please share it. It would mean the world. Like it and comment
down below with your thoughts. And I will see you the next time I make a video. Who
knows when that will be? I'm as irregular as a teenager's period. #relatablejokes all
the way