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Hey guys whatsup this is Montre and today I'm gonna be talking about the
five different types
at gay guys are you on this list? stay tuned
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so on with the list! the number one
type is the church boy... church boys, they're really kinda like in the closet
or they're not quite sure of theire sexuality yet
they are the biggest freaks! if he's has had sex then he is like
a ***! he's like always doing it except on Sunday then he's just like pretending
like he doesn't do anything
if he hasnt had sex yet then he's the number one guy who
always trying to convert gay people. And he uses his virginity as a
guise of why he's not interested in girls.
the pros about dating a church boy
he has a lot of pent up
*** frustration just waiting to ... POW!
con is um... soon as he has sex with you he's gonna be like
repenting like five minutes later. number two is the schoolboy!
schoolboys are really intellectual they spend a lot of time in class and doing
what they need to do because they have high goals of being somebody
top of his class is the only topping he gonna be doing though
like if you offend him, he
uses his intellect to like talk right back into place. he uses like
these big words you never heard of and you be like, "what you say?"
you cant really turn him on by talking about sex
dont do that "how big is your ***" kinda talk .. you dont
ask him that kinda stuff , cause it turns him off. he's more into romance
andhe's always thinking about what does it take to have a real relationship
pro he's a really good guy and he's gonna make somebody really happy one day
con he's a really good guys good gonna make somebody really happy one day just
not you cuz you just friends. THen you have the trend queen, Hey Girl hey!
Trend Queen are usually feminine they're very loud and just
out there and everybody's like "oh there she is..."
they know all the latest styles and the latest gossip
up and the latest trends. Usually the worship a higher Queen
a higher power that can be either
depending on their age Madonna, Britney Spears, Whitney Houston
Janet Jackson, Cher, Lady Gaga or Beyonce
so if I called one of your queens your
your higher power out then you may be a trend queen.
he buys only the top of the line clothing because he believes that the best part
of a present
is presentation. the pros about being a trend Queen
is that he is really popular and everybody loves him
the cons is that he's really high maintenance and the people that don't love
him
are hating on him bad. Then you have
number 4, the Health. Health nuts
are usually either vegans or they're really into organic everything
they shop or maybe they work at Whole Foods
or they're always in the gym and mind you these guys have six packs, they look good
am they have great skin everything is so nice on them.
and hell yeah he looks good! I mean he works at the gym he's a
trainer he doesn't drink liquor, he just drinks water because liquor
are empty calories. obviously I'm not a health nut
and when he's not at the gym he's either a promotional model at night
or he works as a go-go boy at the club. pros he's really good to look at
he so pretty. CONS: ugh....
he looks so that is probably looks way too good for you . he's
imitating. *sips drink* then you have number
5 the creative artist. creative artists are
either dancers, or theyre singers, or theyre painters or they do poetry
they went to school for creative art they
are immersed art. art is their life. the creative artist is really spiritual too
unlike like the church boy they don't separate sex and spirituality
Oh no! that's one and the same
they have a religious moment having sex the
creative artist can be found either outside of Starbucks
or smoking outside the theater during an intermission.
but is that tobacco he smokin nuh uh...
the pros he's really open to love he can love
anybody because love is blind and love is something inside....
CONS! What exactly what his job? like his
does he have a nine to five? okay so that
my five different types of gay guys Of course this is general I can go on and on and on
but that would probably be too long and..
I don't have the time to do that. tell me what you think about my list
are you one of those five types ?maybe a combination of
2 or 3 of them? let me know give me a comment!
let me know I wanna hear from you guys, Because you dont do it? who will?
you are beautiful