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Package - A ROBLOX Machinima
Fave: eBlox sale, yes.
*MYSTERY BOX POPS UP*
Fave: mystery box? hell yeah
*PURCHASE COMPLETE*
*fire is mowing my lawn*
Fave: AY FIRE, I GOT A PACKAGE COMING SOON, ANTICIPATE IT
Fire: si se�or!
*four business days later*
*fave at the mailbox*
Fave: where is this *** package
Fire: i have a package
Fave: *** off with your tacodick
Fire: it's nice and beefy though ( a� \� a�)
Fave: eh, i'm bored anyway, so
*beeeeep*
Fave: thanks for the tacos, fire!
Fire: no problemo!
*car runs into mailbox and explodes*
Fave: what the ***?
Fire: you like the reinforced steel mailbox se�or?
Fave: oh thanks for the upgrade juan
Fire: my name's not juan
Fave: you juan to ***?
Fire: you want me to climb this tree se�or?
Fave: sure!
*fire runs up to tree and tree explodes*
Fave: jesus fuego!
*fedex truck pulls up*
Mailman: Package for Firelion
Fave: the ***? you usin my credit card?
Fire: no se�or, they accept taco blox gift cards now
Fave: what did you even buy?
Fire: a new lawnmower!
Fave: so you can kill yourself with it?
Fire: ***... how did you know?
Fave: i saw those extra sharp blades, bust open that box
Fire: bust open my ***? okay!
*beeeeeeeeeep*
Fave: why did you kill that innocent donkey?
Fire: he looked threatening!
*dog barks*
Fave: *** SHUT THE *** UP!
*dog mauls fave*
*fave dies*
Fire: estupido
*clone walks out of the house*
Clone: what's up?
Fire: fave got mauled by a ***
Clone: a mad fan? again?
Fire: nah, an actual dog
Clone: he had it coming anyway
Fire: with all these mexican stereotypes he wrote for me, look at him with his racist
***
Clone: the donkey you killed was racist?
Fire: eddie murphy? racist? i dunno
Clone: kek
Fire: i'm actually not mexican
*fave comes back from the dead*
Fave: WHAT?
Fire: i'm actually cuban
Fave: so you're a minecraft character?
Clone: fave, that's just *** up, fave, fave, dude, fire's getting angry, look at
him
*fire's face slowly gets angrier and angrier*
Fire: Maricon ***, quieres reirte de mi? Come mi mierda!
*fire shoots fave*
*fave is face down on the pavement*
Fave: i'm okay!
*fedex truck runs him over*
*outro*