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YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN THE FLOOR,
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW IT'S DONE.
I'M NERVOUS. CLEANING CALMS ME.
COME ON, NORA. TOMMY'S COMING HOME.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
DON'T! DON'T STEP ON MY WET FLOOR. PLEASE.
(blows air)
(vases clatter)
AND, SAUL.
MM-HMM.
TOMMY SAID HE HAD A SURPRISE FOR US.
I HAVE NO I--
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
OH, I FRAMED THAT FOR YOU.
WE ALL LOOK SO YOUNG.
YEAH.
LISTEN, THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN BY A DETECTIVE,
WILLIAM HAD US FOLLOWED? THAT'S INCONCEIVABLE TO ME.
I WASN'T EVEN MARRIED TO HIM AT THE TIME,
AND WILLIAM HAD BRODY AND ME FOLLOWED.
ALL RIGHT, SO TELL ME, WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THIS PHOTO?
WELL, BECAUSE I THINK IT'S A GOOD PICTURE OF YOU.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS. YOU KEEP THIS.
THAT'S NOT TRUE. OKAY, FINE.
(telephone ringing)
WILL YOU STOP IT?
OKAY, I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING.
(beep)
HELLO. TOMMY! IT'S TOMMY.
TOMMY'S LANDED.
SO, UM...
DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT THE SURPRISE IS NOW?
ALL RIGHT. FINE. NO, THAT'S FINE.
FINE. SO I'LL SEE YOU SOON. LOVE YOU. BYE.
(beep)
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS HE GONNA SPRING ON US NOW?
NORA, COME ON. SURPRISES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN.
NOT IN THIS FAMILY. I JUST WANT HIM BACK.
YEAH, WELL, WE ALL WANT HIM BACK.
I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, HONEY, OKAY?
OH, NORA.
YOU MISSED A SPOT.
HA.
(door closes)
(The Weepies) ♪ DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO ♪
♪ DO DO DO DO ♪
WHY DO YOU BOTHER CHOOSING CLOTHES?
OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
YOUR FLIGHT WASN'T TILL 12:00. OH, MY GOD.
I TOOK A CAB.
(sighs)
MM. MM. I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
HERE. LET ME TAKE THIS.
WHAT?
YOU AND I, WE CAN NEVER BE APART THAT LONG AGAIN.
IF YOU GO TO SHANGHAI, I'M COMING WITH YOU.
I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN.
YOU KNOW, TOMMY'S COMING BACK TODAY.
THAT WOULD BE PERFECT.
(telephone ringing)
SARAH, PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT.
IT'S PROBABLY MOM ABOUT TOMMY. I'LL BE REALLY FAST.
I'LL BE TWO SECONDS.
HI, MOM. SPEAK FAST. LUC JUST GOT IN.
WELL, TELL HIM I SAID HI, AND I WILL SEE HIM TONIGHT. OKAY?
Listen, Sarah, Tommy called. He just landed.
HE HAS A GREAT BIG SURPRISE FOR ALL OF US.
MAYBE HE'S MOVING HOME. WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT?
Do you think that's what it is?
(phone rings)
HELLO.
HEY, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
DO ME A FAVOR. GET YOUR MOM OFF THE PHONE NOW.
GOT IT. GET IT. GOOD. DONE. DIALING.
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHY HE WOULD TELL ME
THERE'S A GREAT BIG SURPRISE AND NOT TELL ME WHAT IT IS.
(call waiting beeps)
(beep)
IT'S JUSTIN. MAYBE HE KNOWS SOMETHING.
OKAY. BYE, MOM.
(telephone beeps, receiver clatters)
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
OH, WHAT DID I DO WITHOUT YOU AROUND?
LOOK, MOM, TOMMY COULD BE
BRINGING THE SPACE NEEDLE BACK FROM SEATTLE.
I'M JUST REALLY GLAD WE'RE FINALLY GONNA GET TO SEE HIM.
IS SHE STILL JOINING US TONIGHT?
UH, YES, THAT'S THE PLAN.
DO YOU WANT ME TO INTRODUCE HER AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
YES, MOM. SHE IS MY GIRLFRIEND.
Oh, sweetheart.
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD YOU SAY THAT.
All right. Okay. Good-bye. Good-bye.
Good-bye.
HI. SO I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW?
YES. I HOPE THAT DOESN'T COME AS A SURPRISE TO YOU.
NO, IT DOESN'T. BUT YOU BEING HERE IS A SURPRISE.
OH, NO. I, UH, I PICKED UP A SHIFT.
BUT DON'T FORGET, THIS AFTERNOON, WE GOTTA HIT
THAT SOFTBALL DIAMOND. LITTLE BRAVE HEARTS CAP ON.
OOH, DO YOU?
MORNING.
OH, UH, HEY.
SO DO YOU SEE HIM AS MUCH AS I DO?
YEAH, WELL, A RESIDENT
VERY RARELY LEAVES THE HOSPITAL, JUSTIN.
ALTHOUGH THIS AFTERNOON IS AN EXCEPTION.
WHY IS THAT?
OH, WELL, J.D. TORE HIS ROTATOR CUFF.
MM-HMM.
GREAT. WHO THE HELL'S GONNA PITCH FOR US?
WELL... I AM.
BUT DON'T WORRY. YOU KNOW, UH, THE GAME BEFORE I LEFT,
I PITCHED A SHUTOUT. TELL HIM. TELL HIM.
HE PITCHED A SHUTOUT.
WOW. YOU COULD TRY GETTING
A LITTLE BIT MORE EXCITED THAN THAT.
(chuckles) NO, TRUST ME, OKAY? I WAS AMAZING.
OKAY, HOW ABOUT THIS? HE PITCHED A SHUTOUT
AND WAS AMAZING.
(laughs)
HAVE YOU SEEN HER IN A BASEBALL JERSEY YET?
I MEAN, SHE LOOKS WAY BETTER IN IT THAN WE DO.
YEAH. WILL DO. CAN'T WAIT.
SEE YA.
YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST IGNORE HIM.
ANNIE, I'M TRYING TO. HE'S EVERYWHERE.
HE'S AT THE E.R. HE'S AT THE TACO TRUCK.
HE--HE'S NOW TAKING OVER FOR J.D. ON THE SOFTBALL DIAMOND.
COME ON. LIKE, HE'S CLEARLY STILL INTERESTED IN YOU.
BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN HIM. OKAY? I BROKE UP WITH HIM.
GREAT.
DEAL?
YEAH.
MY GRANDMA COULD PITCH A SHUTOUT, BY THE WAY.
LET IT GO. JUST LET IT GO.
TA-DA!
IS THE WALL COLOR OKAY?
WE WEREN'T SURE IF YELLOW WAS GONNA BE TOO BRIGHT.
YEAH, AND WE DIDN'T WANT TO DO PINK,
'CAUSE WE THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE TOO GIRLIE.
NO, OF COURSE NOT.
YELLOW'S COOL.
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE WEEKEND ANYWAY.
YES, YOU ARE, BUT EVENTUALLY, YOU'LL BE LIVING HERE, SO--
(Scotty) AND WE WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE.
YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? LIVE WITH IT FOR THIS VISIT.
IF YOU THINK YELLOW ISN'T YOU, WE CAN TOTALLY REPAINT IT
TOTALLY.
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA DRAW IF THAT'S COOL.
ABSOLUTELY.
UM, BEFORE YOU DO THAT,
THERE'S SOMETHING WE WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU.
IS IT YELLOW?
I--UH, IS IT? UH...
I'M KIDDING. YOU GUYS DON'T NEED TO BUY ME ANYTHING, YOU KNOW?
OOH. S--UGH. IT'S MY MOM.
SORRY. GO AHEAD.
(cell phone rings)
(ring)
(beep)
I LIKE THE WRAPPING.
(cell phone rings)
THE BOX IS RINGING. I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
(whispers) YEAH. SORRY.
(normal voice) LET ME JUST, UM... SEE.
OH, YEAH. (whispers) CAN YOU HOLD THAT?
Well, I'm sorry. I couldn't resist.
I JUST WANTED TO FIND OUT-- DOES SHE LIKE MY GIFT?
NO, YOU COULDN'T RESIST TALKING TO HER.
WHAT IF SHE'D PICKED UP? YOU'RE GONNA MEET HER, OKAY?
CAN I DRAW NOW?
YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA GO FIND OUT
COULD YOU, UH, GRAB HER SOME PAPER?
OKAY.
Kevin. Kevin, listen, give her some space. Don't push.
HI, POT. THIS IS KETTLE. YOU'RE BLACK.
ALL RIGHT. I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW.
WHY DON'T WE LET HER TRY IT BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF MINUTES?
OF COURSE YOU DID.
I'M MEETING TOMMY FOR COFFEE.
WELL, GOOD, GOOD.
No.
OH, ALL RIGHT. GOOD-BYE.
I AM SO SORRY MY MOM RUINED YOUR SURPRISE.
BUT SHE JUST WANTED YOU TO BE ABLE TO REACH US ANYTIME.
BUT PRETTY COOL, HUH? YOU CAN TEXT ME ANYTIME YOU WANT.
WHO'S TOMMY?
UH, HE'S MY BROTHER,
AND WHILE HE DOES THAT,
WE STOCKED UP, BUT I'M SURE WE'VE MISSED A COUPLE OF THINGS.
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST WRITE DOWN SOME STUFF
IF YOU WANT TO GO HANG OUT WITH TOMMY--
N-NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I WANT TO HANG WITH YOU.
UH, IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, I'M GONNA DRAW.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
(Scotty and Kevin laugh)
(door opens)
(Tommy) MOM!
MOM!
TOMMY?
HEY.
TOMMY. OH, TOMMY. OH, HONEY.
MOM. MWAH.
WELCOME HOME.
MAMA NORA.
OH!
I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET YOU.
MWAH. MWAH.
TOMMY'S TOLD ME EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
WELL, THAT'S FUNNY,
'CAUSE HE'S TOLD ME ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT YOU.
SURPRISE.
IF THERE'S ONE PLACE NOT TO HAVE YOUR iPod PLAYING,
THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S WHERE THEY THROW THE FISH FOR THE TOURISTS.
RIGHT, AND OUTTA NOWHERE,
(Sarah) HELLO. TOMMY?
WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE BROTHER?
COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG.
SARAH, HI. IT--IT-- IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
UH, SARAH, THIS IS ROSE.
THIS IS TOMMY'S SURPRISE.
WAIT. COME ON, MOM. CAN YOU LET HER FINISH THE STORY?
DO THE--ALL RIGHT.
SO TOMMY LEAPS IN FRONT OF THE FISH, AND HE CATCHES IT
RIGHT BEFORE IT HITS ME SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FACE.
(laughs) I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE?
DEATH BY MACKEREL. (laughs)
(laughs) DEATH BY MACKEREL.
SARAH, LET ME GIVE YOU A REAL HELLO.
OH, HELLO.
OOH. OOH.
TOMMY JUST THINKS THE WORLD OF YOU.
GOOD. MAYBE I CAN GET A HUG OUT OF HIM.
OF COURSE YOU CAN. HEY.
HI, HONEY.
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. IT'S BEEN TOO LONG.
LISTEN, UH, LUC'S SORRY HE COULDN'T GET OVER THIS MORNING.
BUT HE'S COMING FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
OH, SURE. HE'S JUST SLEEPING OFF HIS JET LAG.
LISTEN, WE'RE REALLY HOPING TO SPEND A BIT OF TIME WITH YOU
ME, TOO. I-I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET HIM.
YEAH, GREAT. UH, THE FOUR OF US WILL DO SOMETHING.
SARAH, HOW ABOUT SOME COFFEE?
COME ON IN. EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.
UH, YOU KNOW, ROSE, WE-- WE JUST HAVEN'T HEARD
A-A PEEP OUT OF TOMMY A-ABOUT ALL OF THIS.
I-I WISH I WOULD'VE MET YOU SOONER.
YOU SOUND LIKE ALL OF OUR FRIENDS BACK IN SEATTLE.
THEY KEEP ASKING, "WHEN ARE YOU GONNA COME UP FOR AIR?"
IT'S MY FAULT. I COULDN'T GET ENOUGH OF HIM.
STOP IT.
IT'S THE HONEYMOON PHASE, YOU KNOW?
I-I HAD TO PREPARE HER TO MEET THE FAMILY.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN, UH, TOGETHER?
SIX MONTHS...
(both chuckle)
AND--YEAH.
OH. SO IT TAKES SIX MONTHS AND THREE DAYS
TO PREPARE SOMEONE TO MEET THE FAMILY?
OH, NO, NO. OH, YOUR FAMILY IS AMAZING.
IN FACT, WHEN, UH, I WANTED TO BRING YOU A GIFT, NORA,
TOMMY SAID THAT YOU HAD EVERY CAKE CUTTER
AND SERVING TRAY KNOWN TO MAN.
SO INSTEAD, I THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE YOU A FAMILY TREE.
I MADE ONE FOR MY BEST FRIEND. SHE LOVED IT.
SO I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, BUT I STARTED ONE FOR YOU.
IT--IT'S NOT READY YET. YOUR FAMILY IS FASCINATING.
LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR GREAT-UNCLE MICKEY.
I-I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD A GREAT-UNCLE MICKEY.
OH, YEAH. HE SAVED 33 CHILDREN FROM CHOLERA.
I MEAN, THAT'S AMAZING, HUH?
OH, MY GOD. (laughs) I MUST SOUND LIKE A STALKER.
(laughs) THE TRUTH IS, I-- I'M JUST OBSESSED WITH HISTORY.
IN FACT, I DID ONE OF THOSE CIVIL WAR REENACTMENTS ONCE.
YEAH, I BET.
(exhales deeply)
(laughs)
I THINK I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS. (laughs)
OKAY.
NOW YOU SEE WHY SHE'S THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE?
THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU LIVE TOGETHER?
MOM, YEAH.
NO, NO. NO, NO. IT'S--IT'S--IT'S GREAT.
YEAH.
A WONDERFUL SURPRISE, BUT A BIG OL' SURPRISE.
YEAH.
(footsteps approach)
YOU READY TO GO?
JUST THE LIST OF STUFF THAT I WANT.
OH, YOU DREW IT.
OKAY, SO THIS IS A HAT, UH, PAJAMAS,
THAT'S A GECKO.
YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO GET ME ONE.
I JUST THINK THEY'RE REALLY COOL.
OLIVIA, YOU ARE VERY TALENTED.
THANKS. COME ON. LET'S GO.
OKAY.
HERE, LOOK. THAT'S ROSE.
ALL RIGHT. LET ME SEE.
OH, WOW. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
I THOUGHT BLONDES ARE MORE YOUR TYPE.
NO. TOMMY'S ALWAYS BEEN AN EQUAL-OPPORTUNITY LOTHARIO.
COMING FROM THE MAN WHO DATED THREE GUYS AT ONCE?
TECHNICALLY, I DIDN'T DATE ANY OF THEM.
BESIDES, I'M MARRIED NOW,
STARTING A FAMILY AS WE SPEAK.
OH, LET ME SEE. LET ME SEE.
IS THIS-- OLIVIA'S ADORABLE.
RIGHT?
LET ME SEE. OH, MAN. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
ALL RIGHT, WHILE WE'RE DOING IT, TAKE A LOOK AT ANNIE.
GIVE ME MINE BACK. I NEED TO TEXT OLIVIA.
WOW. THAT'S ANNIE. SO IS SHE, UH, IS SHE THE REAL DEAL?
YEAH, WE'LL FIND OUT AFTER THE SOFTBALL GAME.
OH, YEAH. SO IS THE EX A PITCHER OR A CATCHER?
IT'S A LEGITIMATE SPORTS QUESTION.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I KNOW HE'S DEFINITELY STILL INTO HER.
YEAH, BUT THE QUESTION IS, IS ANNIE STILL INTO DR. RICK?
THAT'S A HOT NAME, BY THE WAY.
THANKS, KEV. ALL RIGHT? HE'S A CARDIOLOGY RESIDENT ALSO.
SO? YOU'RE A 3-TIME WAR VET, ALL RIGHT?
HE'S JUST TRYING TO RATTLE YOU. GO TO THE GAME,
YOU HIT A COUPLE OF HOME RUNS, AND THEN RUSH BACK TO MOM'S,
WHY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
MOM HAD THAT LOOK EARLIER, LIKE WHEN YOU WERE DATING FAWN.
OOH. THAT'S NOT GOOD.
NO, AND SARAH KEPT NARROWING HER EYES
YEAH. SHE THINKS SHE'S WEIRD.
NO, I GOT A TEXT.
"SHE'S WEIRD."
SARAH'S ALWAYS THE LAST ONE TO BE WON OVER. YOU KNOW THAT.
WHICH IS WHY I NEED YOU GUYS TO BACK ME UP.
SHE'S NOT WEIRD. SHE'S GREAT. SHE'S NOT WHAT YOU MIGHT EXPECT.
BUT SHE'S FUNNY AND SMART AND KIND,
(cell phone chimes)
YEAH. YOU'RE GETTING A TEXT FROM HER.
"1-4-3." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
(mutters)
UH, ALL RIGHT, FINE. IT'S THIS THING WE DO.
IT MEANS "I LOVE YOU."
YOU KNOW, THE "I" IS A 1-LETTER WORD,
AND LOVE'S A 4-LETTER--
(laughs)
NERD ALERT.
ANYWAY, SHE'S AMAZING. I GOTTA GET TO SARAH'S.
BECAUSE SHE'S STILL SHOPPING WITH SCOTTY.
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I THOUGHT SHE'D BE LIKE PAIGE--
YOU READY FOR YOUR BIG GAME?
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. 1-4-3, BRO.
(Justin and Kevin) LATER.
(indistinct conversations)
I MEAN, I GOTTA SAY,
THIS PONYTAIL LOOK IS REALLY WORKING FOR ME.
YEAH.
SHOULD I WEAR IT TO YOUR MOM'S DINNER?
(Rick) HELLO.
(woman) RICK!
TOUCH AND GO. I WASN'T GONNA MAKE IT.
BUT I SAVED HIS LIFE QUICK AND I'M HERE.
YEAH, I WAS ON TIME.
I GUESS WE SAVE LIVES FASTER THAN YOU DO, HUH?
(laughs) HE-- HE IS FUNNY.
ANNIE, I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.
OH, MY GOD. THE LUCKY PENNY.
WE FOUND THIS ON THE MOUND RIGHT BEFORE WE WON
YEAH.
GREAT HAVING YOU BACK.
OH, THANKS, KELL. NOW CONTROL YOURSELF, JUSTIN.
OH, I'LL TRY, SHE-HULK.
OH, MY GOD. WHAT A SHOW-OFF.
(man) ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. PLAY BALL!
NICE MEDIUM JERSEY, DUDE.
HI.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
I COULD DO A LEG OF LAMB IN MY SLEEP.
BUT YOU COULD CHOP THE GARLIC FOR ME IF YOU LIKE.
I'D BE HONORED.
OKAY. IS YOUR ROOM ALL RIGHT?
YOU NEED ANY MORE TOWELS OR ANYTHING?
NORA, I'VE SEEN DEPARTMENT STORES WITH LESS OF A SELECTION.
AND THAT SHOWER--OH.
I'M TELLING YOU, I COULD SELL THIS PLACE IN A SECOND.
OH. I'M A BROKER.
OF COURSE, IF I LIVED HERE,
I WOULDN'T WANT TO PART WITH THIS PLACE EITHER.
NO. THIS HAS BEEN OUR HOME FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MATERNAL GRANDMOTHER
HAD AN AUNT WHO WAS KILLED BY CIRCUS DOGS?
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
BUT NOW I DO, UNFORTUNATELY.
I AM WAY INTO THE FAMILY TREE.
WHAT YOU CAN FIND ON THE INTERNET
WOULD MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN.
NORA, I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THAT TOMMY AND I ARE VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
WELL, GOOD.
GOOD, ROSE. I'M GLAD. I'M--I'M GLAD.
DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU LOST HIM? BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN'T.
YOU KNOW, I THINK HE ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE
HE LET ALL OF YOU DOWN, LIKE HE'S LOST YOU.
REALLY?
YOU KNOW, I THINK MAYBE YOU WANT TO PEEL THAT GARLIC FIRST,
DON'T YOU THINK?
OH.
OH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET'S JUST NOT EVEN CHOP THE GARLIC.
LET'S PRESS IT AND THEN RUB IT ALL OVER THE LAMB.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
IF YOU WOULD JUST GET ME THE GARLIC PRESS
OUT OF THE TOP DRAWER.
IT'S THE SILVER DOOEY-*** THING.
NORA. IS THIS YOU?
OH, YES. WELL, THAT WAS TAKEN A VERY LONG TIME AGO.
UH, THAT'S MY BROTHER SAUL.
UH, N-NO ONE.
HE--IT'S JUST A FRIEND. JUST--JUST A FRIEND.
YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT THE GARLIC?
I'LL DO THE GARLIC. YOU SLICE THE GREEN BEANS.
OKAY.
WOW. THIS PLACE IS COOL.
HOW MANY OF THESE STATIONS DO YOU OWN?
FIVE. AND IT'S ALL ABOUT THE AD BUY.
PROBABLY THE LAST THING YOU EVER THOUGHT
ACTUALLY, NO.
DO YOU REMEMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL, YOU WERE THE HOMEROOM DEEJAY?
OH, MY GOD. YEAH.
REMEMBER? THIS IS SARAH WALKER WITH...
(both) ♪ YOUR MORNING SPIN ♪
GOD. SO LAME.
NO, IT WASN'T. YOU WERE GREAT. YOU WERE THE ONLY REASON
PEOPLE SHOWED UP EARLY BEFORE CLASS.
OH, GOD.
YOU KNOW, IT--
YOU'VE REALLY DONE SOMETHING GREAT FOR YOURSELF.
THANKS.
WELL, THIS IS NICE, TOMMY, HAVING YOU HERE.
YOU KNOW, THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO RUN...
WHAT?
NOTHING. I MEAN, YOU GO FIRST.
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
SO IT'S A REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT PROJECT.
REAL ESTATE?
YEAH, ROSE IS A BROKER,
AND, YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING BIG.
WE NEED SEED MONEY.
OH, SO YOU FOUND A BANK THAT WANTS TO GIVE YOU CAPITAL?
(chuckles) NO. WE'RE NOT HAVING ANY LUCK WITH BANKS.
THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU.
OH.
LOOK, WE'RE GONNA START BY FLIPPING SMALL HOUSES--
IS THIS YOUR IDEA OR ROSE'S?
BOTH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, TOMMY, IF I'D HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS GONNA BE
A BUSINESS PITCH, I WOULD'VE WORN DIFFERENT SHOES.
TOMMY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE COMING DOWN HERE TO RECONNECT.
I'VE BARELY TALKED TO YOU IN--IN TWO MONTHS.
I GAVE UP
ARE WE REALLY HAVING THIS ARGUMENT?
YEAH.
(sighs)
OKAY, LET ME ANSWER YOUR REQUEST.
FLIPPING HOUSES IS SOMETHING YOU DO
WHEN YOU CATCH A BUBBLE, NOT AFTER IT'S BURST.
IT'S ALSO A GOOD TIME TO BUY.
ANYWAY, THIS COMPANY'S ASSETS AREN'T LIQUID,
SO I COULDN'T INVEST EVEN IF I WANTED TO.
LOOK, YOU KNOW WHAT?
SARAH, IT'S OKAY.
SO, UH...
ANYWAY... WHAT DID YOU THINK OF ROSE?
WELL, UM...
SHE'S GREAT.
OH. I-I SAW YOUR LITTLE TEXT TO KEVIN.
NO, L--I WAS KIDDING.
YEAH. THANKS FOR THE COFFEE. I'LL SEE YOU AT DINNER.
(whispers) FINE.
(man) ALL RIGHT. COME ON. BIG HIT.
(woman) LET'S GO, GARRETT!
(man) CALL IT!
GOT IT! GOT IT! GOT IT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN? I HAD IT.
YEAH, IT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE YOU DID.
YEAH? WELL, HOW ABOUT YOU PLAY YOUR POSITION,
ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. WHY DON'T YOU CALM DOWN?
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU'LL GET THE NEXT ONE.
COME ON, SLUGGER. YOU'RE UP FIRST.
OKAY, SWISS CHARD, SWISS CHARD, SWISS CHARD.
HI.
OKAY.
MM.
OKAY. I HAVE ONE THING LEFT ON MY LIST. HOW ABOUT YOU?
I'M DONE.
YOU'RE DONE? SERIOUSLY? BUT I ALWAYS WIN SUPERMARKET SWEEP.
BUT YOU DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FROM THE LIST.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME.
I CAN SEE THAT.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE SHOPPING ANYWAY.
WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING ABOVE A RESTAURANT
WELL, BECAUSE THE RESTAURANT IS OUR BUSINESS.
WE'RE GOING TO EAT WHERE WE LIVE.
DO YOU STILL HAVE THE LIST?
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE A DEAL.
WE'LL GET THE REST OF THE THINGS WE NEED FROM THIS LIST,
AND YOU CAN KEEP A COUPLE OF THE THINGS YOU WANT
DO WE HAVE TO PLAY THAT GAME AGAIN?
KINDA.
SORRY. I'M SO OLD.
OKAY, ***.
(indistinct cheering)
(man) LET'S GO. RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE.
WHOO!
(crowd cheering indistinctly)
(cheering continues)
LET'S GO! LET'S GO! LET'S GO!
(cheering continues)
(Annie) YEAH, JUSTIN! LET'S GO! COME HOME, JUSTIN! COME ON!
YOU'RE OUT!
YOU'RE OUT.
ARE YOU-- TELL ME YOU SAW THAT.
WHAT?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YEAH, DON'T TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY, BUDDY.
DON'T CALL ME BUDDY, ***, ALL RIGHT?
YOU HEARD ME. ***, AS IN DR. ***.
LISTEN, I WAS SAFE, AND THIS *** OVER HERE--
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
(man) GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
COME ON, YOU GUYS! SPLIT UP!
(sighs)
YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA GO CHANGE MY EARRINGS, OKAY?
UH-HUH. FIRST IT'S THE DRESS, NOW IT'S THE EARRINGS.
YOU'RE STALLING. COME ON.
I JUST FEEL LIKE I-I GOT OFF
ON THE WRONG FOOT WITH YOUR FAMILY.
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR MOTHER'S FACE
LOOK, FORGET THE PHOTO, OKAY? I LOVE YOU.
AND THEY KNOW THAT. AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS, OKAY?
OKAY.
WHOA. HEY, BRO.
HEY.
HOW ARE YOU? AND, UH, YOU MUST BE ROSE.
WOW. THE--THE PHOTOS ON TOMMY'S PHONE DO YOU NO JUSTICE.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE JUSTIN, RIGHT?
HEY. HI.
THIS IS TOMMY.
NICE TO MEET YOU BOTH. HEY.
GOOD TO MEET YOU. SO, UH, HOW WAS THE GAME?
UH, WELL, WE WOULD'VE IF THE UMPIRE WASN'T BLIND.
IT'S KIND OF A SORE SUBJECT. JUSTIN WAS CALLED OUT AT HOME.
I WAS SAFE, UH, BUT SHE WON'T ADMIT THAT I WAS SA--
I DIDN'T SEE THE PLAY. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
LET'S DO THAT. YES.
(whispers indistinctly)
(normal voice) SO, UH,
I GUESS IT DIDN'T GO SO GOOD WITH DR. RICK, HUH?
OH, YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T EVEN ASK.
BUT ROSE--SHE'S GREAT.
YEAH.
THE FAMILY'S GONNA LOVE HER.
SHE'S PROBABLY PISSED
YOU MADE HER PLAY THAT STUPID SWEEP GAME.
DOES EVERYBODY HATE THAT GAME?
WELL, YOUR VERSION DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE CASH PRIZES
WELL, THERE COULD'VE BEEN.
(sighs) I MEAN, SHE COMPLETELY IGNORED MY LIST.
OKAY, SLOW DOWN, JULIA CHILD.
(door opens)
HI. WE--OH, YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE. I WAS AFRAID YOU LOST IT.
OH, NO BIGGIE.
UH, I-I SENT YOU A COUPLE OF TEXTS,
AND YOU DIDN'T TEXT ME BACK.
I WAS WITH SCOTTY. WHY WOULD I TEXT YOU?
SIT DOWN WITH ME FOR A SEC, WOULD YOU?
WE, UH, WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT EXPECTATIONS.
SO YOU WANT ME TO DO CHORES OR SOMETHING?
NO, I THINK WHAT KEVIN IS TRYING TO SAY IS,
WHEN WE TRY TO REACH YOU, IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU,
YEAH. OR LIKE WITH THE GROCERIES.
BECAUSE SCOTTY'S SUCH A GOOD CHEF,
HE WILL MAKE YOU THINK GREEN BEANS ARE FRENCH FRIES.
OKAY.
WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE HEALTHY.
YEAH.
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF MOST OF THE STUFF THAT'S ON YOUR LIST.
WE'RE--WE'RE NOT ANGRY WITH YOU.
I REALLY WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM.
(door closes)
OH, I WOULD.
SO, EVERYBODY, UH, SARAH AND I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
YOU TELL 'EM.
YEAH. NO, GO AHEAD. TELL 'EM.
ALL RIGHT. UM, WE'VE SET A DATE FOR THE WEDDING.
(Walkers speaking indistinctly)
OKAY, TO LUC AND SARAH
AND THE CULMINATION OF YOUR LOVE...
AND TO TOMMY AND ROSE
AND THE BEGINNING OF YOURS.
WELL, THEY'VE BEEN SHACKED UP FOR MONTHS,
OH, COME ON, SARAH. YOU'VE BEEN SHACKED UP WITH LUC
STOP IT. SO WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED, LUC?
(Sarah) THE 15th. YEAH.
HOW WONDERFUL. TOMMY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HOME
THANKS, MOM.
YEP.
YEAH. TOMMY WANTED TO PITCH ME THIS HOUSE FLIPPING IDEA.
I LIKE IT. BUY LOW, SELL HIGH.
WELL, WHILE WE'RE TOSSING AROUND APHORISMS,
HOW ABOUT BEING LEFT HOLDING THE BAG?
LOWS COULD STAY LOW A REALLY LONG TIME.
YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK AT JAPAN.
WELL, SARAH, WE'VE ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT THROUGH.
AND THE NUMBERS MAKE SENSE.
IN FACT, IT'S A VERY TRANSITIONAL NEIGHBORHOOD
NO, I'M SURE THEY'RE LOVELY. THE--THE QUESTION IS,
CAN THEY AFFORD A HOUSE WITH UNEMPLOYMENT SO HIGH?
I DON'T KNOW. MY COUSIN, ACTUALLY, SHE JUST
BOUGHT A HOUSE, FLIPPED IT, AND MADE A TON OF MONEY.
OH, YOU'RE A REAL ESTATE FAN, TOO?
UM, NO, NO. I'M JUST A-- JUST A SOFTBALL FAN.
YEAH, DEPENDS ON WHO'S PLAYING.
ANNIE, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE ANY PEACE,
I WAS SAFE,
AND I CAN'T BELIEVE WITH ALL THE CAMERA PHONES THERE,
OKAY. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD CHECK YouTube LATER.
WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
I DO. I THINK IT'S FUNNY, JUSTIN.
(Sarah) YES.
YES.
(Saul) SO TOMMY'S HERE. LET'S--
(Justin) BORING.
YES, UM, TOMMY, I-I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT CHANGING JOBS.
IT'S VERY IMPRESSIVE.
SARAH.
HMM? WHAT?
WELL, WITH TOMMY'S EXPERTISE,
I'M SURE YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING FOR HIM TO DO.
MOM, THIS IS NOT THE TIME OR THE PLACE.
BESIDES, TOMMY HAS NO INTEREST IN--
YEAH, WHY WOULD I HAVE ANY INTEREST IN WORKING WITH YOU?
WELL, YOU JUST SHOWED UP
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I MEAN, DO YOU REMEMBER BEFORE OJAI CLOSED?
WE--WE WERE GONNA WORK TOGETHER, SARAH.
HOW IS ASKING ME TO INVEST IN A REAL ESTATE DEAL
REMOTELY LIKE US WORKING TOGETHER
HOW? I DON'T KNOW--
ALL RIGHT, STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU. TOMMY JUST GOT HOME,
FORGET ABOUT THE REAL ESTATE.
IS THAT TRUE, TOMMY? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT,
TO COME BACK HERE AND WORK WITH ME?
OR DID YOU JUST COME BACK TO RAID THE PIGGYBANK
SO YOU AND ROSE COULD RUN BACK TO SEATTLE?
HONESTLY?
LUC, UH, I HATE TO UPSTAGE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT,
BUT SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE REAL REASON WE CAME DOWN HERE.
MM-HMM.
UH...
WE'RE ENGAGED.
AND, UM, I WANTED MY FIANCéE TO MEET MY FAMILY.
THAT'S THE BIG SURPRISE.
GRAZIE.
WELL... TOMMY, THAT'S WONDERFUL.
W-W-WE'RE ALL SO HAPPY FOR YOU.
AREN'T WE HAPPY FOR HIM?
MOM, JUST STOP IT, ALL RIGHT? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
YES, I DO. TOMMY, PLEASE, LET US RECONNECT.
IT'S NOT EASY. YOU'VE BEEN SO FAR AWAY.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE EASY!
IT'S OKAY, TOMMY.
NO, IT'S NOT OKAY, HONEY.
LAST YEAR WASN'T JUST HARD FOR YOU GUYS, ALL RIGHT?
IT WAS HARD FOR ME, TOO. I FELT LOST. PROBABLY EVEN MORE...
AND WHEN I MET ROSE...
SHE MADE ME BELIEVE IN MYSELF AGAIN.
LET'S GO, HONEY.
EXCUSE ME.
(door opens)
(door closes)
YOU COULD LAY THEM OUT FLAT. THEN THEY WON'T WRINKLE.
WOW. LOOKS LIKE THAT SUMMER IN RETAIL
FINALLY PAID OFF.
YOU THINK THEY'RE STILL HIRING?
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, NEITHER OF US
WANTS TO BE THE FIRST TO BLINK,
SO JUST THIS ONCE, I WILL, OKAY?
YOU HURT ME, TOMMY. YOU DISAPPEARED.
AND NOW I KNOW WHY. YOU MET ROSE.
SHE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT MEETING YOU GUYS.
WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD US ABOUT HER
BEFORE YOU JUST SPRUNG HER ON US LIKE THAT.
TOMMY, WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE COMING DOWN,
I WAS SO EXCITED. I COULDN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU THE COMPANY
AND FOR YOU TO GET TO KNOW LUC BETTER.
WHEN YOU ASKED ME FOR MONEY, I JUST GOT BLINDSIDED.
SARAH, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I WAS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO GET BACK INTO THIS FAMILY.
OKAY. THEN WHY DON'T YOU COME AND WORK WITH ME?
(scoffs)
I'M SERIOUS.
LOOK, EVERYTHING LOOKS GREAT WITH THE COMPANY.
BUT THE TRUTH IS, I AM LONELY.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE HOLLY TO FIGHT WITH ANYMORE.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I MEAN, COME ON, WHAT COULD BE MORE FUN
THAN FIGHTING WITH YOU EVERY DAY?
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
WOULD YOU THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, TOO?
YEAH, SURE.
I'D REALLY LIKE YOU TO WALK ME DOWN THE AISLE.
(chuckles)
I WAS GONNA ASK YOU THIS MORNING,
BUT I GUESS I GOT THROWN BY...
ROSE?
YEAH.
YEAH.
SARAH, SHE'S A BIG PART OF MY LIFE NOW.
I KNOW THAT. AND I AM REALLY GLAD FOR YOU.
AND I'LL TRY HARDER WITH ROSE. I PROMISE.
I WILL TRY MUCH HARDER.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO TRY.
I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME...
UNCONDITIONALLY.
THERE.
I BLINKED.
(both chuckle)
AND, YES.
I WOULD LOVE TO WALK YOU DOWN THE AISLE.
THANKS.
(sniffles)
HEY.
HEY.
MAYBE WE SHOULD HEAD OUT.
JUSTIN, I THINK YOU'RE TAKING THIS WAY TOO FAR.
YEAH? SEE, I DON'T THINK I AM.
IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY SIMPLE, ANNIE.
YOU DIDN'T TAKE MY SIDE. AND I GET IT. I GET IT.
YOU AND RICK HAVE THIS LONG HISTORY,
AND YOU DATED FOR A LONG TIME, AND MAYBE YOU SAW YOURSELF
WAIT. DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
JUSTIN, YOU'RE PICKING A FIGHT WITH ME JUST TO PUSH ME AWAY.
THIS IS ABOUT YOU. JUSTIN, I LIKE YOU.
AND I LIKE YOU. I REALLY DO. THAT--
THEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM HERE?
ANNIE, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE OVER HIM.
I DON'T.
AND I THINK YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE,
BUT YOU'RE NOT.
SO ADMIT IT.
YOU REALLY LIKED SCOTTY'S HOMEMADE MAC AND CHEESE.
UM, OLIVIA, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT, UH, KEVIN AND I WANT YOU TO HEAR.
WE HAVE THOUGHT LONG AND HARD ABOUT HOW TO HAVE A FAMILY.
AND WE TRULY BELIEVE THAT THIS IS THE ONE
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE, BUT IT'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
WHICH IS WHY SOMETIMES YOU MAY GET REALLY MAD AT US
WHEN WE NEED YOU TO DO THINGS.
AND WE THOUGHT MAYBE YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND THINGS BETTER
IF YOU HAD SOMETHING TO TAKE CARE OF ON YOUR OWN.
IS THAT A GECKO?
IS IT FOR ME?
THANK YOU.
IT EATS LIVE CRICKETS.
WOW. I WISH WE KNEW THAT BEFORE WE GOT IT.
YEAH, AND YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE SURE IT GETS PLENTY OF LIGHT.
I WILL. I PROMISE. AND I'LL EAT WHATEVER YOU GUYS WANT.
OH, NO, NO, THIS ISN'T A BRIBE.
NO, BECAUSE NOW WE'RE A FAMILY-- YOU, ME, SCOTTY, AND--
ZEMULON. THAT'S HIS NAME.
PERFECT...
AHH.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
WELL, WHAT DOES IT SAY?
CAN I GO PLAY WITH ZEMULON NOW?
OF COURSE YOU CAN. I MEAN, NAMETAGS FOR GECKOS?
THAT'S STUPID. I THINK I JUST PICKED THAT UP
CAN I SHOW HIM OUR ROOM?
SURE.
THE TEXT.
SHE CAN'T READ.
OH, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT THOSE.
THEY--THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE SINCE THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION.
THE FIRST ONE. (laughs)
OH. I AM SO HUNGRY.
WELL, OF COURSE YOU ARE. YOU'VE EATEN NOTHING BUT SALAD.
AND...
LOOK...
OUR BEHAVIOR TONIGHT WAS INEXCUSABLE.
YOU WERE TRYING TO BROKER A PEACE. I GET IT.
NO, I WAS TRYING TO GET YOU GUYS TO MOVE BACK HERE.
IT WAS COMPLETELY SELFISH ON MY PART.
WELL, I CAME ACROSS KIND OF STRONG, TOO.
I... WANTED TO SKIP THAT WHOLE
AWKWARD, GETTING-TO-KNOW-YOU PART
AND JUST BE AT THAT DINING ROOM TABLE
I'VE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT.
ROSE, WHAT YOU SAW TONIGHT, THAT'S THE REAL WALKERS.
I MEAN, IT'S--IT'S NOT A CIVIL WAR REENACTMENT,
BUT IT'S CLOSE.
HOW DOES REHEATED LAMB SOUND TO YOU?
MUCH BETTER THAN OLIVES FROM THE '90s.
YEAH, I BET.
YOU KNOW, I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL
ABOUT THAT PICTURE.
NO, NO, NO. YOU-- NO, YOU DIDN'T.
I JUST FELT LIKE--
THAT THERE WAS A STORY THERE, YOU KNOW?
I MEAN, DID YOU DATE THAT GUY?
IT--IT-- (sighs) IT WAS NOTHING, HONESTLY.
IT W--IT WAS NOTHING. HE JUST, UM, I...
I KNEW--I KNEW HIM IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THAT'S--THAT'S ALL.
OH, A HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEART.
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
BRODY.
HIS NAME WAS BRODY.
HMM.
(utensil clatters)
YEAH.
HEY. WHEN DO WE EAT?
I AM STARVING.
DON'T WORRY, MOM. WE'RE FINE.
THAT'S RIGHT.
IN FACT, SARAH SAYS
THERE MIGHT BE AN OPENING FOR ME AT MARIS MEDIA.
YOU MEAN THE TWO OF YOU ARE GONNA WORK TOGETHER AGAIN?
ONLY IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, ROSE.
UH, OH.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, WE MOVE DOWN HERE?
YOU CAN'T JUST PUT HER ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT, TOMMY.
ROSE?
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S MOVE TO PASADENA.
(Rose and Tommy laugh)
OH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
COME HERE, MOM.
OH, MY GOODNESS. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
(knock on door)
YEAH. (whispers) COME ON.
(lowered voice) HEY. WHERE IS SHE?
(lowered voice) SHE'S GETTING READY.
I THINK SHE WANTS TO IMPRESS US.
IMPRESS US? MY GOD. I'M A NERVOUS WRECK.
I COULD HARDLY SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
MIDNIGHT IS A YOUNG MAN'S GAME.
YOU KNOW, HE'S IN THE PHONE BOOK.
WHO?
BRODY. BRODY'S IN THE PHONE BOOK.
I REMEMBERED, BRODY IS HIS LAST NAME.
HIS NAME IS NICK BRODY.
SAUL, WOULD YOU JUST PLEASE STOP IT? YOU'RE OBSESSED.
NORA, I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD CALL HIM.
YEAH, YEAH, YOU WERE VERY CLOSE TO HIM.
STOP IT. HONESTLY.
I'D JUST LIKE TO CONCENTRATE ON--ON TODAY.
I'M ABOUT TO MEET MY NEW LITTLE GRANDDAUGHTER
OKAY.
(whispers) SHE'S ALMOST READY.
(normal voice) DON'T BE MAD AT ME IF I CRY.
(sighs, normal voice) PLEASE TELL ME
THERE AREN'T ANY LEFTOVERS IN THERE.
NO, THEY'RE NOT LEFTOVERS.
I-I BROUGHT A-A BUNCH OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOKS
FROM WHEN YOU WERE A KID.
(normal voice) SO DID YOU TALK TO THE SOCIAL WORKER?
YEAH, I DID. A LOT OF KIDS FALL THROUGH THE CRACKS.
SO WE'VE MADE AN APPOINTMENT TO GET HER TESTED,
GREAT.
KEVIN... YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A DAD.
OH, STOP IT. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY.
(Scotty) OLIVIA,
THIS IS KEVIN'S MOM, NORA.
HI, OLIVIA.
AND THIS IS UNCLE SAUL.
HI, SWEETHEART. I'M SO HAPPY TO MEET YOU.
THANK YOU FOR MY PHONE, NORA.
OH, ABSOLUTELY. I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE
IN THIS FAMILY, YOU GOTTA HAVE A PHONE.
I KNOW HOW TO DO IT.
DO YOU WANT TO MEET MY GECKO?
Y-YOUR GECKO?
WOW. WHOO-HOO-HOO.
(laughs)
OH... MY GOODNESS.
AND WHAT'S HIS NAME?
ZEMULON.
ZEMULON?
(Saul) WOW.
OH.
LOOK AT THAT TAIL. AMAZING.
(indistinct conversations)
(Annie) HEY.
HEY.
HI. HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?
UM, GOOD, GOOD.
DEFINITELY BETTER THAN HOW MY NIGHT WENT.
HEY, JUSTIN,
YEAH, SURE.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I NEVER MEANT TO LEAD YOU ON.
YOU KNOW, AND I-I'M NOT SAYING
THAT I'M GONNA GET BACK TOGETHER WITH RICK.
I JUST--
ANNIE, STOP. I GET IT. IT'S OKAY.
I REALLY, REALLY LIKE YOU, JUSTIN.
AND I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THIS IS TOO MUCH TO ASK,
BUT I JUST HOPE THAT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS.
YEAH.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, EVENTUALLY.
OF COURSE. RIGHT. SO, UM...
SO I'LL, UH...
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND, ANNIE.
(woman speaking indistinctly over p.a.)
(exhales deeply)
JUSTIN, UM,
JUST ONE MORE THING.
I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SAFE.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
BYE, ANNIE.
(laughs) WHAT, YOU'RE NOT STILL DOING THAT FAMILY TREE THING,
ARE YOU?
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE THE STUFF YOU CAN DOWNLOAD ONLINE--
MWAH.
MARRIAGE CERTIFICATES, IMMIGRATION PAPERS.
SERIOUSLY. WHAT DID WE DO BEFORE THE INTERNET?
(cell phone rings)
(beeps)
Uh, hey. Listen, I know I said that we'd meet up
Whoa, whoa.
About working together? No. No, not at all.
NO, NO, IT'S JUST THAT, UM,
HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE MORNINGS
WHERE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST SHOULDN'T GET OUT OF BED?
Yeah, all the time.
Yes, well, I am
DEFINITELY HAVING ONE OF THOSE MORNINGS.
SARAH, IT'S FINE. SAY HI TO LUC.
OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WHAT I WAS THINKING IS,
YEAH, YEAH. THAT'S GREAT.
OKAY, GIVE ME A FEW HOURS, OKAY?
(beep)
HEY. DO YOU THINK IT WOULD BE WEIRD
IF WE GOT MARRIED THE SAME MONTH YOUR MOTHER DID?
OOH. I DON'T THINK WE WANT TO START OUT
MM. TOO BAD. I ALWAYS WANTED A JUNE WEDDING.
(clicks keyboard keys)
UH... TOMMY, I'M LOOKING AT THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE.
IT SAYS JUNE.
OH.
NO, NO, TH-THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
I MEAN, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES
WE WENT TO CHASEN'S FOR THEIR ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
DID SHE EVER TELL YOU ABOUT A GUY NAMED BRODY?
N-NO. WHY?
UH...
I'M NOT REALLY SURE.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK HER.
WHERE I COME FROM, THERE'S ONLY ONE REASON
PEOPLE LIE ABOUT THEIR WEDDING DATE.
MAYBE.