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Dear Santa, instead of presents this year, all I'm asking for is peace on Earth.
...and a very small jar of body glitter.
Kirk Johnson.
Dear, Santa. This year instead of presents, all i'm asking for is an incurable
*** disease. It matters not which disease it is as, as long as it is painful,
visually unpleasant, and of course incurable. One small request...
make my *** smaller, Santa. Please?
In fact, make my *** each day smaller than the last.
Thanking you in advance,
Kirk "Poo-Poo Face" Johnson.
Approved!