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Wake up in the morning feeling like a first-year
grab my toothbrush and my washcloth gonna hit the bathroom
throw on some clothes, grab some breakfast and start heading for class
cause when I leave, out my dorm I ainít coming back.
Iím talking Chacos on my toes, toes. Laptop in my backpack.
Friends blowing up my phone, phoneó Hello?
Hey, are you coming to class? Hey, Ellie! Yeah, I was just trying to squeeze
in an opening number. Iíll be to the MLC as fast as I can! Bye.
Ellie: Andrea, I saved you a seat! Nice. Thank you so much.
So, uh, what are all the cameras for? Oh, Iím doing a documentary about a day in
the life of a first-year. And uh, itís going to be a musicalÖ
Alright, awesome. Class is starting. Then she asked me for my number.
And I was like, ìare you kidding me? No!î What?! She didnít even go to Dawg Camp!
Yikes. Yikes is right.
I always feel like Iím studying for that class.
Welcome to college. But, you know what, I love the MLC!
I feel like I spend more time here than any other place on campus.
Really? Yeah, I even wrote a song about it.
You did what?? Yeah, just in case one of my friends, like
you, decides they want to do a documentary about
the day in the life in the form of a musical. That is really, oddly specific.
I got a full schedule. I do it on the daily.
These classes drive me crazy. Hanging at the MLC.
Lecture then go study. Jitters for that coffee.
Center of the campus, its four stories, got me working out.
Help desk for my questions. I slide down all these stairs and
study rooms, holding meetings nothing that this place canít give you!
So I stay here all day, couches really comfy. No matter where you came from, this place
is thebomb.com! Miller! Miller Miller Miller!
I love the MLC! Miller Miller Miller!
I love the MLC! Miller Miller Miller!
I love the MLC! Miller Miller Miller!
Itís got me studyingggg! Woah, woah, woah, Iím-Iím reallyóhey, hey,
Iím really sorry to interrupt your glee moment here
but I gotta jet and catch a bus. I promised Chase Iíd go workout with him
at Ramsey. Wait a second! I have two more verses left!
Woah, no no no no no. Iím sorry. I canít- I canít be late.
This is my musical and my camera, I gotta go!
Ellie: Youíre going to put this on YouTube right?!
Hey, Chase! Hey! So, Ellie told me about your project.
And itís perfect because I wrote myself a Ramsey song while I was waiting for you.
I figured if Rebecca Black could do it, so could I.
First Ellie. Now you. This is my documentary. This is my project.
All of my friends are hogging my spotlight. Iíve only had one musical number, and it
got cut short! Andrea, stop being such a diva. Share the
spotlight with all your other friends. You know whatÖfine, Chase, letís just go
workout. They be like, ìChase!î What?
ìCan you teach me how to Ramsey?î You know why? ëCause all the ladies love
it? All I need are some weights to get me pumpiní
and for you, you, you to spot me when Iím struggling.
Turn your iPod on, move side to side. Climb on that rock wall, make sure that you
get certified. Ainít nobody messing with my racquetball
skills. I grab my racquet and I hit that ball with
thunder. I canít swim, but I try to in my floaties.
I show my strokes off and everybody tryna be me.
I leave the pool deck and I go and grab my Asics.
Head to the track and Imma run laps. Meet my friends on the court to shoot some
baskets. Play a game of pick-up. I love working up
a sweat. They offer classes that can help you get abs
of steel. They call me Chizzle and remember that I keep
it real. Teach me how to Ramsey.
Teach me- teach me how to Ramsey. Teach me how to Ramsey.
Teach me- teach me how to Ramsey. Teach me how to Ramsey.
Teach me- teach me how to Ramsey. Teach me how to Ramsey.
Teach me- teach me how to Ramsey. Chizzle?! You named yourself Chizzle!?
Haters gonna hate. Look, as much fun as this has been, I have
another class to get to. Whereís it at?
On AG Hill. In the Bio building. And, for the second time today, Iím going
to be late thanks to yours and Ellieís musical numbers!
Well take a bus, itíll save you some time. Thatís actually a really good idea. Iím
gonna do that. Catch you later, Chase!
Now Iím just trying to get around this crazy campus I call home.
This class is way too far away for this 15 minute walk.
Thatís why Iím all up in your grill trying to make some space
for a spot on this bus, to get me where I need to go
So gimme that toot-toot and you hear that beep-beep
if itís not awkward right now, youíve gotta get closer somehow.
Itís the campus bus system, hot and fresh out of transit.
Iím on East-West. Iím on AG Hill. And Iím on Russell Hall.
So glad I donít have to walk. Iím like, ìSo what itís awk.î
Itís the freakiní weekday, baby, Iím ëbout to catch me a bus.
So late! I am sooo glad this day is almost over.
Classes, working out, random musical numbers, it all gets extremely exhausting.
You do a lot. You want to go relax with some friends at Snelling?
I would love to, because there is no better way to end the day than to Snellebrate!
I wanna Snellebrate and eat thatís right! Saying hey-ohh, meal plan letís go!
Ms. Sandraís waiting with a great big smile. Say hey-ohh, Snelling letís go!
Weíre gonna eat all day. Come on, grab a tray.
So much food to eat, you know weíre gonna stay.
Cause I told you once, yeah I told you twice: Meal plan is a must. Eat until you bust.
I came to feast, feast, feast. Get out the way me and my food, food, food.
24/7 Iím gonna eat, eat, eat. Just hanging out me and my crew, crew, crew.
Yeah, yeah. This line is long, long, long. And I just want my Philly cheesesteak!
I wanna Snellebrate and eat thatís right! Saying hey-ohh, meal plan letís go!
Snellebrate all night. Do you hear that?
I think I hear a song coming on. No Sean, I donít hear that!
No Sean, I donít hear that!! You need to sit down, ëcause weíre not doing
anymore songs. Iíve had my number, and everyone else has
had their number. And weíre done. Weíre done with songs.
How about you, Paco? What are you doing tonight? Well, itís Thursday, so we can go back to
my room for Jersey Shore! You know what, thatís a really great idea
because I havenít showered since the Ramsey number, and I probably need to get that so
we should go. So howís the movie going?
I think itís going pretty well. Other than my friends trying to steal my stardom,
I think people will get the idea of what itís like for the day in the life of a first-year.
You know what I think? What do you think, Bennett?
I think we should end this movie in the most stereotypical manner possible.
What do you mean? Hold hands.
Jump in the air. Camera stops rolling.
Some cheesy 80s music starts playing in the background.
Picture fades and the credit roll. Letís do it!