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Well, we've decided to ride down the stormy Mírovka stream on this boat, we don't have anything better.
It's a boat for one person up to ten years of age, hundred pounds of weight.
There's a security rope
which will secure... I dunno what.
Martin, it's not very safe but if we fall in the water, we're sacked.
We need a better sack.
Well, we've decided to go with Explorer to prove how often it crashes.
We could've chosen Opera, Mozilla or Chrome but we said no.
Some air escaped, we'll have to refill it.
We've been here just for ten minutes and the air is already running out.
And are you sure it's not punctured?
Nooo... My cousin!
We'll tape the holes then.
Hole may be anywhere, tape the whole boat.
Hi.
Ondra, why are your glasses so blurred?
So that I don't see what I'm going into.
- And, for security reasons, they can't be wiped. - But you've got them blurred on the inside.
Yeah, that's why they can't be wiped.
Well, we're boaters.
- No objections? - Take blinkers. - I have blinkers already.
That doesn't look like rowing at all.
Technique is what matters. You do this, turn it, turn it... You see?
This is my special neoprene sack, my special equipment.
Vera, you'll untie me and throw me the rope.
- Well, purpose of this race is fun, right? - Whoa!
But there's also a secondary purpose which is victory. Point of victory is that only one of us wins
and the one who wins is the one that survives, that's how he wins
... and the other one loses.
- Ondra! - Ahoy!
Do you think I'll fit under that bridge?
- Well? - Some unexpected situations have appeared but I've been expecting them.
- I'm filming. - Ahoy!
- How are you, Ondra? - Well, I've got wet pants but otherwise alright.
Cheater!
Well, it was a sport achievement and I'm glad I've achieved it.
Now's your turn, Martin. Are you looking forward to it?
A bit.
And how do you feel?
Okay.
Kneel in there. Kneel, ***!
Go!
Leave him alone.
How do you control this thing? I can only turn it around, wha?!
- Well, it was a sport achievement and I'm glad I've achieved it. My cousin! - My cousin!
I sat on it whilst I was sailing,
Wait, don't crumble in it and show us how fast can you eat.
This one tastes terrible.
I can't bite!
THE END
Obviously, we've both won, we're cousins!
Special thanks:
Nácin, who willingly blow dried my ***
and Veronika for filming and mental support.
Cameramen, camerawoman, cutting and production, helping hand
Music:
No ducks were harmed during this race.