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Ah, dinosaurs!
They might be extinct, but in our hearts
and toy shops they live on!
Let's make it quick: I present to you Predators - DNA Fusion!
Yup ...
It's a Blind Box!
A tin box! Covered with pictures of ugly monsters
vaguely resembling some kind of dinosaurs,
extinct or not.
Only available in this box: A special Predator Destrux!
Whatever that is. He has long, ugly teeth.
Well then!
Hm. Yeah. "Only available in this box", we already know that.
"Teeth and eyes glow in the dark."
And ...
Ah, alright, it contains another Blind Bag, good to know.
That's another Predator with weapon, game card and booklet.
Fair enough.
That thing is made by Simba
and I'm almost sure
we'll have a lot of fun.
Right. Let's open it up!
Okay ... alright.
Maybe you can actually use that tin box for something.
Ah, the Blind Bag - I've seen these before
but unfortunately I didn't buy them back then.
Too bad. And that's probably the
Dest ...
Good lord, what is THAT?!
Oh god, come on.
Hmm.
Can you see that? Yep.
It has teeth so long, he can't possibly close his mouth.
Pretty sure they'll glow in the dark. Awesome.
A rubbery,
bobbly dinosaur thing with far too big teeth and a brightly
red tongue. Perfect.
No idea what to do with it.
Can it stand? Well ... barely. Alright.
What else do we have? Oh, here's a weapon!
There's a weapon. What's that?
Ehm ... hmm.
Looks like a sword
wrapped in wire. Feels like it too.
With which hand is he going to hold that?
To be honest, this doesn't look to be fitting anywhere.
Well.
Looks like he's going to be completely disarmed. Doesn't matter.
What else have we got?
A game card.
It's a "Desilentrosaurus". The card is a foil card.
From the stone age.
Are you sure? If you say so ...
"The DNA of this rogue of the Stone Age tribe
was merged from three different DNA to one even more powerful
which made him stronger." Ah.
"He mastered many combat arts and dominates most Predators
with his weapon - which he can't hold."
Oh well.
Like I said ... if he could actually hold his weapon. By the way,
the game card is of no particularly good
quality, but that should have been clear from the start.
Simba ... okay.
Blind Bag? Blind Bag!
Let me guess, a rubber mon ... ster. Marvellous!
What the heck is THAT?!
Looks pretty damn happy, that's nice.
Very happy, and very hungry, and it has a tail
looking somewhat like a tulip.
A brown tulip.
Feels rather rubbery, and it can hold the weap ...
oh wait, can it hold the weapon?
Hm. There's some thingy ...
Oh, he could hold this super Fusion weapon.
Does he have the same thingy? Indeed, the same thingy.
Damn, it works! You just have to look rather closely.
But truth be told, this is a rather finicky affair.
You know what? Take your weapon and get out of here, I don't need this kind of crap.
This guy looks pretty rad as well.
Can stand better than the other guy. Now what's left in here?
Oh, another weapon, another stone age thing, I see.
It's a pattern. An axe wrapped in wire and a thingy
you can
somehow
attach to his hand ...
... or not. Guys, the quality
of these toys has seen better days, doesn't it?
Doesn't work, well done.
This dino has a card as well, it's a "Superkylosaurus".
Right.
"This walking fortress
doesn't let you any breathing room and can bite
from a distance as well as in close range."
... wonder how he's going to do that with that short neck of his.
The neck on the card is much longer. Oh well.
And there it's pretty short again.
Apparently it's 15,1 meters tall. Aha!
Let's see, how tall is the other?
Oh.
The other is 5 point ...
Can you see that? No, you can't ... one moment.
15,3 meters tall ... or something. 15,1 meters tall!
5,3 meters tall.
Right. Okay ...
***! What else can he do?
"He beats and crushes everything with his bony
tail as well as with his double axe."
If he could actually hold his double axe.
Because I can't get it to work.
Don't tell me the back of these cards is different.
That would be funny. Where's the other one?
Hmm.
Ah.
Nope, it isn't.
Both are identical and very ugly. Very well then.
What else have we got?
Pamphlet.
Okay ...
Are they like rare or something? Are they? Nope, not that one.
This guy ... now he has a totally different name or what?
Stone Age tribe ...
I can't really seem to keep them apart ... ah, Naum!
Jurassic period. Okay.
I don't think it's that rare.
At least it's not mentioned anywhere.
Now what can you do with them?
"Number of players: at least two ..." Blah blah blah blah blah ... text ...
Weapons ... blah ...
I don't understand a single word.
Doesn't really matter anyway.
Something you have to do with the cards. Ah, as if I care.
Marvellous, eh?
By the way - this thing still costs about 3 Euro, no idea
what for. And that's the bargain bin price.
I don't want to know the original price, probably twice that.
Not really worth it, but maybe the tin box can be used for something.
Like I said, one could for example ...
... eh, keep ugly rubber figures in it.
Sounds like a good idea.
They really thought this through, these Simba guys, that's great.
Right, do we have something else?
Nope, not today. See you!
What do they even need weapons for with teeth like that? Aha!
But they still don't stand!
Pretty hefty downside if you ask me.
What a load of crap.