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Off2Kali Vlog Richard Young "The first vlog I ever did talked the problems of me being a brown person with
a white name. So I asked you to suggest what my fake brown name should be. And Internet
you did not disappoint. I decided to invite, bribe, blackmail, cajole some of the
funniest people in Canada and have them judge the names. So let's see what they got to say!"
"Paula Brancati here." "Hi this is Peter Keleghan." "I'm sorry Colin Mochrie, what are you eating?"
"It's a brownie."
"Hi I'm Ennis Esmer."
"Where did you get that brownie?"
"It was in my son's room. I didn't have time to eat, I knew I had to come down here..."
"Pahjahma Pahnz." "Pahjahma Pahnz."
"Pahjahma Pahnz man, yeah.
I know I did that with a kind of Jamaican accent.
Which is wrong."
"He is India's Hugh Hefner."
"Yeah, maybe a little, maybe a little
smarter than me, a little slicker." "He's probably going to marry one of the young ones,
a twenty-three year old
and then sacrifice her to something."
"Problem with Pahnz.
Because Pahnz, in Italian, is that little bit of stomach that just 'poop'."
"How many of those have you had?" "I've had four."
"Jamiroquai."
"Jamiroquai."
"This is Noreen's favorite band."
"I'm sorry?"
"Could also seem French, which I think is an upside?" "I'm really jazzed about that name.
Yeah!
Jamiroquai!"
"My ex-girlfriend screwed Jamiroquai.
Okay? So...
This is great. No, it's a terrible name!" "Screams to me:
Drag Queen."
"You know, I'll try it.
Why not? I'll try it."
"No Peter, this is actually
this is actually for, I need a name."
"And you make a plan to propose after the Jamiroquai concert."
"What the hell am I doing--I've been here for forty minutes talking about names for me.
I thought they were names for me!"
"Can we just get through it?
Can we get through it?" "Screw you!"
"Brownie McBrownerson." "Brownie McBrownerson
would be the retired
quarterback
of the Cleveland Browns." "I have the ring.
Because I keep it with me.
I can't get it out of my pocket." "I don't give a good *** if I said I do this!
Is that rolling?" "Brownie McBrownerson comes out of retirement
to lead them to the Super Bowl.
He only has one leg
because he lost it to Diabetes." "To me the first thing I think of is a brown-nose, so
if that's what you want to go with?" "He goes, 'Whoa I can't pass there! I can't
pass there!'
There's one little opening!"
"Who would this inspire you to think of?" "Johnny Depp."
"What I do like is the 'Mc'
It's a little nod to your
Canadian roots."
"No, let me change that: Paul Gross."
"You know what Noreen? She took the ring. She took the ring! Oh that--"
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"Well that's a good name.
That's a great name." "It's very mysterious, but
just raises a lot of questions."
"That name would work particularly well in the War of 1812."
"But I'll tell you this: it worked for Prince.
Right?
So, Prince,
wouldn't think he's a ladies' man. But he is!"
"You know, you open up and say you want to explore gender roles in the bedroom and all of a sudden you're not a man to her anymore."
"Thought there was something behind me.
Oh come on!"
"You're a good looking guy Ennis, you know? You cut a good figure.
Not many people can wear that sweater the way you do." "It's just a sweater.
"She got it for me."
"If you don't use that name I'm going to use it." "We already discussed that it's going to be for me."
"Indian Jones." "I think that's the one."
"That is such
a great name." "Feels like you could be a rapper if you wanted."
"You can tell that he's brave because
indians are...brave?"
"You might have to wear a fedora
and a whip
all the time." "And the woman? Brancati? What did she say?
Is she seeing anybody?"
"Do it! Use it!
Do it legally!" "So first, a big thank you to my judges for
helping me out.
But an even bigger thank you to you, the audience,
for not only suggesting these great names but for continuing to watch Off2Kali.
Ew. Ew. Yuck.
Make sure to like us on facebook. www.facebook.com/off2kali
Make sure to subscribe. That's all I got. My name is Indian Jones from Off2Kali out!"
"You want something to eat there Colin?" "I'd love something!
A buffet! We should go to a buffet!"