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I hear something and look over
And he is there with a beer this big
a beer how big..? the beer was that big..? It was one of those big ones!
*Sarcastically* It was This big!
I'm not exaggerating... That thing was Huge!
*Sarcastically* He must of brought a keg with him... This Big!
It was the biggest beer I'd ever seen!
Hey Marcus..?Anything you want to say to the YouTube audience..?
anything you wanna say to the YouTube Audience? *Coughs*
Welp, their you go!
That's Marcus for you, never watch his videos! He's one of thoose who cough during them!
Like Hey Guys *Loud Mocking Cough*
He'd be in the movies and be lie watching the Desolation of smog... In theaters Now!
And he Just goes *Loud Mocking Coughs*
And Ruins the movie for Every one
And I'm the Guy behind him who Tranquilizes him, I'm like boom... Tranquilized .
Tranquilizes... .
Friend: Do it again it just activated.. I just did... Tranquilizes..?
Tranquilizes...? Other Friend: your to close to the camera... what are you doing?
Here I'll show you how close you get... Tranquilizes!
My camera zooms in when it's on high definition...
You want to catch all the imperfections on your face like that crater
Right their... Other Friend: What is this 3d Now..?
Right their...
see I just poked them in the eye...
and he's able to get in a movie theater..? Yeah... He just told
everyone it was his ***...
Because you said that someone is going to come here and shoot me... Cameraman: No I cut it out anyways...
I feel worse for the kids though...
Sandy Hook was the one that was really bad so...
Did you hear about that kid who got hit by a train
Now that were pointing out all the bad things that happened in the past year
Cameraman: Yeah someone got hit on some train tracks...You know someone blew up the Twin Towers..?
Towers
Cameraman: Uhh yeah... Oh... I just learned that...
No not really... Other friend" What that university where that coach ***
all the kids..? You guys are all so insensitive...
You have something to say Marcus..? Yeah I do...
Other Friend: And now we have discovered Sasquatch...
I don't even have a beard anymore screw off...
Other Friend: It's Bigfoot Crickie! Did you hear he got killed by... What was it..?
Uhh Stingray..? Stingray killed him?
Crikie... Cameraman: Stingray...?
you mean a stingray,.? Yeah I said a stingray...
Sounded like you meant the supervision stingray...
Yeah did you hear he got killed by *Sarcastically* STINGRAY!?!
Where is that collage where thoose coaches *** thoose children?
Penn State...
In Unision Penn State... Of coarse Marcus knows that... He;s like
I wish I was Their...
That school has the most exhausting, strain full, painful exercises program out of all of them..?
Penn State University...
Were does this information come up from?
Where are you facts from..? Other friend: It's on Google...
*Sarcastically* Yeah Google is always right...
What the F*** are you doing..? Zack look... XD *Both Laughing... Friend not finding it so funny...
Still laughing... *SIGHS*
That's because you don't have my hat getting in the way...
Are you doing my mouth, or are you doing the eyes thing..? Cameraman: I'm doing the eyes..
watching you talk through this is so funny
why? Is it really hard to take me seriously when I'm doing this..?
It seems like everything your talking about is so questionative!
like your concerned with everything I'm doing
*laughs*
Okay...
What did you do this time?
My eyes again..?
My... Nose..? My Mouth..?
Is it my ears..?
*Background noise*
It working..?
O my God...
I'm so excited... I might graduate today...
What are you going to do without me..?
Cameraman: Every-time you turn your face you cheek disappears...
Opp thier it goes.. Is it my nose..?
Oh it's back
My eyes..?
I don't know why it keeps working then stops... opp their it goes...
Is it my mouth..? No... I think it's my eyes...
It's so great...He looks so rediculous...
Is it my head..?
This is so messed up right now... You don't undersatnd how messed up this is...
Look up at me...
Talk like Smeagol... My precious!
LOLOLOLOLO
I'm pretty sick of you...
And YouTube...
I can't talk to him, and not look at him...
You know I will miss you when I'm not here...
Physical contact is not needed for this conversation!
Yeah but I enjoy it...
Normal conversations are so much funny when using silly faces...
It's really hard to talk... Your not even looking at me anymore...
but i'mma i'mma... You make me so angry sometimes...
No... it's perfectly fine...
each other Tyler Don't you know..? Can you give me huge ***..?
Your not supposed to look at me
while I'm putting my hand on Shaye..
yeah, he needs to put his hat on first... And now it's on... He's strapping it... Wait.. Okay
Your not supposed to tell him that...
now I'm going to beat you up... How..?
That one guy sang it to me in a song... *Start signing...* "Your Beautiful" You know I took a poop yesterday and it looked
Twice as beautiful as you... Welp... *Sing*s "Your Beautiful It's True..."
*Joins in* "When I saw your face
In a crowded place... And I don't know what I do..."
*Voice Cracks*"And I wan;t to be like you..."
I don't know... You don't know the lyrics do you..?
You stole my part... I was suppose to sing solo...
It's like he's taking shifts It like you have five seconds... Opp Next...
It comes naturally to me...
I think stupid stuff come naturally to you...
*Singing* "Come naturally to me when Tyler is with Me... Me... Me..."
It does come naturally...*Friend Interrupts* That's sick man!
I I think there's ah medication for that
What is it pre-*** when you "Come Naturally..?"
Yeah... You cant put this on the internet we were signing...
yeah... Less then five seconds though... Oh we have to sign a song for more then five seconds then...
Other friend: Yeah! we should Sing!
I could just edit it out... Uhh... that glass smells...
yeah we should do that during lunch have you to sing a song like
Christmas song with big mouths...
I'm recording... Oh...
Hey quit drinking water your going to screw it up...
I don't think he should graduate... I think he should have
To work on his last class...
I might... I might have to finnish one or to more...
Your supposed to graduate today but it's probably not going to happen...
Resa (Local School Board) Is looking at it and is like oh S*** Kids are missing S***... WHOA!!
Resse's doesn't give to S***'s about you... Their more concerned with mixing peanut butter and chocolate together...
I flipped the system... It's going hay wire right now...
\It's like I'm Nero From the Matrix... And I'm blowing S*** up.. Nero!?!
from the Matrix..? Other friend: Who the F***s Nero..? Wait what's his name..?
Not "Nero" Well... What is it...? Cameraman: NEO!
Oh it's Neo... Your not supposed to tell him...
He's supposed to figure it out for himself..l. Like tying his shoes... Which he still Doesn't do yet...
Okay here are my classes and I'm like
And avoiding them all
made *Friend Laughing*
you and your beard looks ridiculous
so, Tyler I don't think your going to graduate...
Say that now... I just said it..?
Yeah but moving your face messed it up... Everytime you move your head it quits doing it...
Oh... Anyways I don't think your going to graduate today... Nope... Every-time you twitch and it stops...
you like well then move... I don't think your going to graduate today...
He has such a hard time keeping his head still...
I said I don't think you're... See Agian!
*Rapidly Speaking* I Don't think you going to graduate today... Ther you go you got it this time.. No he rocked the camera...
It stopped for a moment because you moved the camera...
you move the camera instead of shaking your head...
Yeah your like "I DON"T THINK YOUR GOING TO GRADUATE!!"
You ready..? *Rapidly* "I don't think your going to graduate today... Alright Beautiful...
I'm so excited that I'm going to graduate I'm going to throw up...
Just... *BLEAGH*
doo-doo doo-doo
doo-doo doo-doo
doo-doo doo-doo
Get Your Arm Off My Chin!
*Sighs*