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... and just a pinch of salt.
There! Now to turn off the heat and it'll be done just in time to melt the cheese.
Chive! Don't even think about it, dog!
Pull before I'm even there.
Stupid DPS.
Taunt's on cooldown.
I should just let em die.
Hey Eddie.
You awake, baby?
Come on, I made you some breakfast.
What time did you get to bed, anyway?
Six. And I-- [yawn]
-- I was awake.
All that drooling part of the act, hmm?
I wasn't drooling from sleep,
but from smelling that breakfast you are making.
--which is taking forever, I might add. Tara: That so?
What am I making then?
[Sniffs the air while 'stretching'] ...Pancakes?
Fail. Scrambled eggs.
With cheese?
Of course, swiss.
[upset] Swiss?!
Tara: You like swiss. Eddie: Yeah, on on sandwiches and hamburgers! Or preferably rolled up with--
--additional slices of ham! And thickly sliced bacon!
But you like swiss!
Yes, Tara, you are correct.
But you should know by now that yellow cheeses are king of eggs.
What yellow cheese?
Any! Cheddar, American, Colby.
Yel-low.
You can't miss...
... 'cept for swiss.
I am a terrible girlfriend.
You should find a new one.
Ah, you'll do for now.
[gasp] [alarmed] How did you miss my mouth? You got like just above my chin!
My bad, that was all my bad.
I'd say!
Your mouth is *huge* too.
Half the time I can't shut it up. So yeah--
--it is my fault that I missed that massive target.
[irritated] Oh, gee! 'Thanks!'
Tara: What are your plans today, baby? Eddie: Well, madam, I'll probably read up on how the--
market is doing.
In between this...
*wonderful* breakfast.
Ugh! You suck!
Then I'll check to see how my trades fared overnight before I reinvest--
my profits and rake in another fat haul before the evening!
Then I'll probably mine up some more diamonds and make a new suit of armor with it.
Just for show.
Why not, ya know?
Aww, that's my online entrepreneur!
Shall we watch TV?
Nah, nothing important is ever on that crap anymore.
What was that?
Probably lightning.
It's not raining outside...
[joyously dismissive] You'll hear thunder in a second.
Go 'head--
Start countin' it out.
Tara! Would ya sit down and join me here?
I spent a lot of time pretending to sleep to make sure I didn't rush you.
Oh, I'm sure you did.
And how did I do?
Sadly, I'm not impressed.
But it's fine.
Runny eggs are great. Don't we all love E.coli for breakfast?
Be nice!
I am! Remember that one time you tried poisoning me with not just--
--one thing growing mold,
but three?!
Tried covering up a taco sauce, too!
Like sally using frogs breath on the good doctor!
I said I was sorry about that, ***! Eat your breakfast!
Since that doesn't sound exactly like something a poisoner would say to
their victim...
Well if you don't want to eat it--
No-no-no!
It would be rude of me if I didn't finish your breakfast!
That's what I thought! Hmmph!
... even if it is poisoned.
[Frog, through the computer] Yo! Tara!
Eddie awake yet?
Looks like you got a way out of that poison after all, hun. Frog's on.
Ugh, I don't want to talk. I just want my damned breakfast!
He's eating, Frog.
Frog: Well [bleep] me! Sorry for interrupting! Carry on spooning for all I care!
Christ, it's not like that.
He's just eating, Frog. He'll be on in a couple of minutes.
Yeah, like the other day when "be right back" turned into--
"Yeah, hey bud! I promise I'll be back in half an hour, and I was meaning to, but this random [bleep] distracted--
--my *** for like half a [beep]-damned day and I won't make it back to raid in time!"
Eddie: [mouth full] Wah tame! [clears throat] One time!
How about all the other times he pulls that crap with constant interruptions when he--
--heads out to Taco--! Tara: Relax, and eat your breakfast.
He'll be on in a few minutes.
Frog: Whatever. Tell his fat *** to turn on the news.
Frog: Some funky star [bleep] is going on or something. Had this wicked flash by my house.
Tara: Ha! It wasn't lightning!
Sorry, can't hear you too well, babe.
Gotta chew through all of this nasty cheese stuck in my scrambled eggs.
I swear to the Gods if you keep going on about my cooking, I'll--
Eddie: --Lemme go ahead and turn on the news to drown you out...
Danielle: Sudden surge in cosmic activity. Eddie: There we go! Tara: ***! Danielle: For more details on what exactly that means--
--we have the prestigious Zach Korkenheimer. Zach?
Woo! Korkenheimer!
Frog: This star-dude is
[bleep]ing amazing!
Thank-you, Danielle!
I've been 'looking up' for as long as I can remember, and this is the first time--
--something of this magnitude has ever occurred!
The past two weeks the sun has undergone vast and exciting changes!
Solar flares are regularly displayed from our mighty star, but the sheer multitude--
--is astounding!
Danielle: Not many people know, but Solar flares occur fairly regularly without us--
even noticing most of the time.
Isn't that correct, Zach?
Zach: Right you are, Daniel!
Flares have occurred before we came into existence and will continue after we are all--
--all past our prime!
As we all know the sun is quite hot!
Today was a doozy in Florida, but nothing compared to the heated environment of--
--our Sun!
Franklin: Mr. Korkenheimer, just recently a flash of light could be seen across the Western Hemisphere.
Are you able to tell us anything about that?
Zach: Wonderful observation, Franklin!
That was one mighty surge of cosmic energy, wasn't it?!
Offhand I do not have any facts at the ready, but thanks to the--
Solar Probe NAHSAW launched just over six years ago, I am sure that our nation's--
--top minds will have it all sorted out by nightfall!
Danielle: Thank-you for your time, Zach!
Zach: Anytime, my friends! [salutes] Continue gazing upwards!
Frog: Told you that dude is [bleep]ing--
--awesome!
Tara: So, the flash of green light?
That's kinda... weird, right? Eddie: Only thing I know about solar flares is that Saiyans--
--could pull em off all the time.
Besides,it's just the Sun. [dramatic, mocking tone] I have avoided its burning gaze for *years* within mine--
mighty Man Cave; that ball of gas holds no power over me within these walls!
Eddie: [normal tone, but annoyed] Like hell I want to know more about *that* thing.
Eddie: [excited] Let me toss this dish in the wash and we can get our game on!
Tara: I'll set up the PCs!
Eddie: [distant, upstairs] Sweet!
He's logging in now, Frog.
Frog: Well it's about [bleep]ing
time!