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It's Premier League Wacky Races - Stage 23.
Unlike the simple artwork, this head-to-head has been full of twists and turns.
Will Adam the Llama have the final say?
Yes he will! I think Klopp has lost his glasses!
Never mind the dog's ***...
Nigelesster City are the fox's *** here today...
I'm going to call the RSPCA!
Oh! Another deadly shot! And England fans rejoice!
Pardew has started well here...
Oh, but here comes Adele Alli!
And Pardew has been taken from behind!
Adele Alli demonstrating great penetration!
It's Van Gash vs Stone Cold Charlie Austin!
Oh, the Stone Cold Stunner in the last minutes!
Louis van Gash may have to retire early!
It's Die-go-go-go! He's back up to speed now alright!
Oh, but he'*** a back marker!
And Per Mertractor has been red-flagged for driving far too slowly.
Afobe out in front in the battle at the bottom...
And speaking of bottom, they've been caught by Sunlessland's...
...Patrick van Arsehole.
Ricky Martinez believes his players are scared of their own stadium...
ARGH! This stadium's a f*cking monstrosity man!
Oh, he's got a point! Trim Howard penalises his own team there!
What's this? Shteve the McLaren in tears...
And it's no wonder - Onion Ighalo doing the damage with a little help from his CathKart.
Oh, what a lovely pair of braces at the Bowling Ground.
Just as I thought - Gatson Villa and West Brom Carrier Baggies are...
...going backwards this season.
Holy fox testicles - it's Nigelesster City who take the chequered flag!
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