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-NOTICE- This episode of Kakko Warai has a few dirty jokes. If you are under 13, we advise you to please watch this. (or if you're over 13)
Welcome to this week's episode of Kakko Warai! We are the hosts Gucci and Mo-chan.
Ok! Let's get started.
New Randoseru (backpacks used by Japanese elementary schoolers) for adults!
As you can see, the shape resembles that of a normal pack, but the looks are a lot more elegant!
Rumor has it that this is perfect for adults that are 180cm (approx. 5'11")and 80kg.
Oh, then it's perfect for primary school kids that are 5'11"!
I'm pretty sure no primary school kid is that tall...
Well anyway, this backpack is very sturdy and elegant.
Oh, just like my wife!!
On to the next story!
A man trying to hide 7 snakes and 3 tortoises in his pants was caught at Miami airport.
What would happen if that guy farted? hahaha
Or what if he was on the plane, and the snake bit his d*ck? That would suck!
Sorry about all those heavy(means snake in Japanese) jokes!
Ok, on to the final story!
To all those women that are sick of people that use up the priority seats on buses, this will change everything!
The product is called "Mommy Tummy"!
This simulates the weight and shape of actually being pregnant.
If you put this on, all the men will be able to understand what it's like to be pregnant
Speaking of which, didn't you buy something like this recently?
Oh yeah! I bought one on sale for $50! Let me go put it on!
Please hold on
5 hours later...
Oh here he is! Come in front of the camera
So this is the "Mommy Tummy"!
It's really nice!
So is it heavy?
Umm.. its comfortable
But, they even payed attention to small details like these!
Wait! Wait! Don't say that!
Nice and soft too!
For those that can't grow a sexy mustache...
Wow what was that!?
Woah! I have a sweet and sexy mustache!
I think I'm going to hit on some girls now!
New! Sexy Mustache Markers!
But hold on there's more! This marker has a secret function!
KANCHO! (Japanese prank/Kakashi's thousand year's of pain)
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go on a date w/ Elizabeth
When he least suspects it!
And after you knock him out! PERFECT CHANCE!
Long time no see!
Let me show you this! I bought it for $500,000!
Woah nice! Oh yeah, let me show you my new trick too!
What the heck!? Dude, that cost $500,000!
Hey, hey dude? Are you okay?
What have I done!? I'm such a bad person!
ANOTHER PERFECT CHANCE!
See ya!