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>> Joe: What's the point of being an online news source (aggregate), if once in awhile,
I don't get to cover the hotness flying up the viral charts. We're like E! But instead
of E, explanation point, we're I! I for internet or interesting, or me, not me, as
in M, E, but me as in I. Anyways, the virus spreading across the computers today are pictures
of a man by the name of Young Mai. But Young Mai was a drunk guy. Young drunk mai, passed
out one night, and woke to the sweet, sweet kisses, of homeless guy. Young Mai reportedly
attended a bachelor party, went 110%, and passed out on the sidewalk in China. And then
this happened. That's a wandering homeless man gifting Young Mai with soft mouth kisses
and gentle crotch fondles as his friend takes pictures... and later posts them online...
to be covered by the hottest online news source (aggregate). Sleeping Beauty Young Mai reportedly
whispered the name of a young lady in his stupor, but was wistfully transported back
to the waking world by the magic kisses of the dumpster prince. Some expletives were
expelled and he stumbled off into the morning light. Now, I know that some people think
sneaking in some lip love and secret groin fondles when people are sleeping is a little
weird, but I contend it's just another way to show someone that you care. I do it all
the time in the office as a way to raise moral and let people know they're important. ()
See. Not weird at all. I've got a HR meeting to attend, but before I go, I'll ask you...
what's the worst thing you've ever done to a friend? Is it let a homeless guy kiss
you and then post the pictures on the internet? Cause if you're that guy, and you're watching
this video, what a wonderful coincidence.
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