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BETH HOYT: Ladies and gentlemen, Three Doors Down.
MALE SPEAKER: Aw.
BETH HOYT: Shut up and listen.
Hello, friends.
It's Friday.
Did you have a nice week?
Just slothing through every, through every day until 4:00
PM when you could watch My Damn Channel Live?
And then you thought, you know, then you thought about
some *** your dad says and whether it's
book worthy or not.
And then you're like, wall, at least my dad isn't Steve
Rannazzisi.
And then you're like, wait, actually he's really cool and
sweet, and I just had this different idea of him because
of how funny slash bad he is on "Daddy Knows Best." Let's
watch his new one together.
But also on Fridays on our show here, we do you the favor
of finding all of our favorite moments from the week, and
then just dishing them out for you.
We are the hot lunch ladies.
You carry your tray, we'll give you the portions.
Except this is, this is way more fun than hot lunch.
Except pizza day.
Anyway, this is the Beth of the week.
MALE SPEAKER: And all of a sudden, two homeless guys just
start chasing us.
And so we ran through our little league practice with
two homeless guys chasing us, and then our
coach behind them.
BETH HOYT: Carrying all the--
MALE SPEAKER: We were carrying all the ***.
BETH HOYT: You took your loot.
MALE SPEAKER: And then I just broke right, and
I ran a mile home.
BETH HOYT: Albert Nobbs is out on Blu-ray.
The old timey movie where Glenn Close plays an old timey
man on Blu-ray.
That's not exciting at all.
MALE SPEAKER: Ocho cinco has five cell phones.
You guess why.
BETH HOYT: Well, that makes sense.
MALE SPEAKER: You guess why.
BETH HOYT: The brothers sing in this school Saturday,
Sunday, Wednesday.
MALE SPEAKER: My kind of guy.
I got pink lipstick, crazy hair.
I'm a Lady Gaga girl and I don't care. 'Cause gir--
MALE SPEAKER: Oh, thanks.
BETH HOYT: I mean, seriously.
Anything you want.
And it'll make you look at things across a page.
Have you, do you guys remember how to do that?
Dun dun dun dun, [BEATBOXING].
It's in my nose.
Although I must confess, I didn't know who
he was until now.
I had to Google him up.
LOL.
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah.
BETH HOYT: LOL.
Didn't know who you were.
MALE SPEAKER: It's all happening out loud.