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Love is...
Dana says snoring is a male preserve because 'snorer' is a male and not a female word.
Just between you and me, every second night she proves that theory wrong.
I call her 'my little saw'. After all, she's the daughter of a forester.
With Emilio, it's totally cute.
It sounds like a puppy. Yeah.
Well, it's less noisy under a highway bridge than next to Kim.
His mother said that since Emilio left home, everybody manages to sleep through the night.
They used to think it was so loud because of the highway.
In bed, Daniel usually wears...nothing.
Oh yes, his earplugs.
So what? I don't get cold when she snores.
And one time, he forgot to take them out, and panicked, thinking he had a sudden hearing loss.
The castle is big enough.
If all else fails, I sleep in the west wing. Elisabeth can't hear me there.
I used to think that a snarling werewolf was lurking in the castle corridors...
I have a thing for horror movies.
...until I realized that it was Ludwig's snoring.
But that's just between you and me...please.
Well, Leo would never, ever, ever, ever admit it.
She'd rather bite off her own tongue.
Yes, I snore.
Well, without Christian's snoring, I wouldn't be able to get to sleep at all.
My snoring? Well, I think Olli has it as an audio file.
While sleeping, Tristan solves the Millennium Problems.
Check the net if you want to find out what they are.
And if they cause you sleepless nights, I'll gladly loan out Tristan to you.
I'd have solved the big mathematical mysteries long ago if Marlene wouldn't wake me up all the time.
She doesn't snore, but instead sings in her sleep.
Snoring doesn't matter...
...as long as you look sexy while you sleep.
And what's the mood like in the morning?
Daniel wakes up when the rooster crows, and he's immediately wide awake.
He's always so out of it, it's a miracle he finds the way to the hospital.
Yeah, and Helena's already had two coffees, read three newspapers, and then she even wants to talk.
Noblesse oblige.
My good upbringing doesn't allow for a bad mood in the mornings.
You should see him at 6:30am...when he frets about not being allowed to be grumpy.
I only lose it...when the bathroom gets hogged for hours.
After him, the bathroom looks like a battlefield.
The toothpaste tube got massacred; there's no toilet paper; and he uses my facial towel for his...
...body.
And who takes more time in the bathroom?
Well, Olli takes a long time in the bathroom. A very long time.
He could almost...be a model.
Christian could be a model, given how much time he takes in the bathroom in the morning.
We had to share a bathroom with five people. Something like that leaves its mark.
Her sisters told me that Kim shouted the house down when she couldn't use the bathroom first.
Being the youngest, I could only use the bathroom after everybody else was done.
The screaming part...she's still doing that today.
Oh, I don't spend all that much time in the bathroom.
Marlene takes forever in the bathroom.
While she's in the bathroom, I get half of my daily workload done.
With us it's like with vintage cars.
Fine specimens...but you have to invest more and more time in maintenance.
Yeah, and Jessica tops all of us.
It's not my fault that time runs faster outside of the bathroom than inside, is it?
The only person who takes more time than Jessica is Daniel.
It takes me 20 minutes...and not a second longer.