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I can't stand mayonnaise. Yes, it is in my house, and this is going
to sound weird. (ewww)
I do eat (farted) salad. I will eat like a potato fish salad.
But I will not eat it if I made it. If someone else makes it I will eat it I will
eat it I will eat it I will eat it. I think it's stupid that you're scared of
mayonnaise Mama, I mean it's white, and it's mayonnaise. That's like ketchup, but it's
'Cause I'm a vegetarian. When did you become a **** vegetarian?
Marannaise does not have meat in it. Time to get Mama.
Mama I'm ready are you? No.
Here I come! From the kitchen to the dining room, you could
just feel the tension Mama was just flipping. It jiggles. It's pretty!
My anxiety level is up like beyond out the roof.
I mean, like my chest is real tight. My throat feels like it's gonna close up.
Grab a piece, Jessica. And throw it in Mama's face.
No, no, no! Mama look. It's so yummy.
Look Mama, I just ate it. Y'all gotta get that outta there c'mon now
I'm gonna go into full panic attack Y'all gotta get that outta here for real!
Mama was turning white, just like mayonnaise.