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What were those Ka...Ka-thingies?
Oh, those were the Chthonians.
They're an oxygen breathing, subterranean, bioluminescent, humanoid alien species that has inhabited this planet for thousands of years.
They are known for their distinctive tribal markings on their bodies, intense methods of torture, thick impenetrable skin, their queen's potent mind control of their race,
and several attempts at universal domination.
You couldn't have told us this before we got off the ship?
It never really came to mind...
Of course it didn't.
What should we do now Captain?
I think we should-
I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
We're gonna go in there, we're gonna rescue Alan, we're gonna defeat those Kawhogeemawhatsits,
and we're gonna DESTROY THE GOLDS!
Who's with me?
Oh... really?
Why noooot??
Well, no offense Captain, but the last several times you lead us on rescue missions...
you've led us on suicide missions!
Oh yeah? Name one time!
Well there was the mission on the Flaming Asteroid.
...the one in the salt mines on Saturn's 31st moon...
...the ice cube incident on Pluto...
and don't even get me STARTED on the time that we had to rescue you from the clutches of that horrible bearded woman!
Hey now, she was a very handsome lady!
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, he'll lead you astray
Like that time we got lost in our own Milky Way!
And every time I try to make my move, he always gets in the way!
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, he'll lead you astray
I've waited seven long years for this opportunity
Just to have you mess it up
with your narcissistic mirror watching routine!
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, he'll lead you astray
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, all he does is take up space!
Captain Glenn Majors, more like Glenn Minor...
Every time you lead us on a mission far away...
it ends in disaster!
Why so negative??
Captain Catastrophe...
FLASHBACK! 3011, Glenn buys a hot tub!
It was his lifelong dream.
He sets it up, three hours later
NATURALLY!
I heard a piercing scream!
Next thing you know, set a course for Pluto
For the coldest ice around...
We start to drill-
I told him not to drill!
We heard this rumbling sound...
Ice began falling and HE started bawling,
we barely got out alive!
Except for Jimmy...
Poor Jimmy!
Sorry, wait... who's Jimmy?
Flying across the universe without knowing where to go...
All I know...
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, he'll lead you astray
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, all he does is take up space!
Captain Glenn Majors, more like Glenn Minor...
To say we're making progress would be lying
But you can't blame us
Cause we're the ones who are trying!
It's him that keeps this ship constantly flying
in circles...
Over and over and over and over
And over and over and over and over again!
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, he'll lead you astray
Can't follow Captain Catastrophe, all he does is take up space!
Captain Glenn Majors, more like Glenn Minor...
every time you lead us on a mission far away....
We can't help but wonder if we'll live to see another day...
Captain Catastrophe!
Regardless, those aren't good enough reasons to not follow your Captain!
But we just sang a song!!
We don't care what you think is good enough, Captain.
The point is we are not blindly following you on another one of your stupid rescue missions! They are far too dangerous.
Captain's log...
My crew doesn't trust me anymore!
It's probably because they're envious of my natural good looks-
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS!
Captain's log: Commander Walker is upset with me, she is definitely envious of my natural beauty... I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS!
Captain's log: Commander Walker is upset with me, she is definitely envious of my natural beauty...