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CJ: Ok, so we will do that plan.
Juan: CJ, can you give me a map?
CJ: For what?
Juan: Because I am lost.
CJ: Paco, repeats again the plan please because this stupid hasn't understood it.
Paco: Ok, but this is the last time that I repeat it.
First, to exit, we will press a button that it is near here for open the
gate and go outside.
When we will be outside, we will use the "Lethal weapon" to break through and kill all
policemen and militaries.
After that, we will return to Los Santos to eliminate once and for all to the
police.
We will go to the police station, we will look for the commissary Fernández and we will
kill him.
CJ, he's what started this plan to kill you. So if we kill the
commissary Fernández, the police won't disturb us
and we can go to kill "The Perfect murderer".
Juan: Ok, I have just understood the plan. But...
who is going to press the button?
***, I don't know why I question it...
Well, this is ready. The button is pressed.
I'm going outside with CJ and Paco to kill the policemen and militaries.
CJ: Come on! ¡Let's go to kill the policemen and militaries in this Area 69!
I'm going to try out how work the "Lethal weapon".
WOW! I can catch the people and go them away! Policeman: Please don't kill me! AAAAH!
Juan: CJ, the "Lethal weapon" is a great weapon. CJ: With this weapon, we will kill
everybody that is in front of us.
Juan: Well, we will win this battle because this is ESPARTA!!!
Policeman: Oh ***, what have I done you? AAAAAH!
Policeman: ***! They' ve got a very powerful weapon. AAAAAH! Policeman: Hahaha, but what do you do us with
that green weapon of snots? AAAAAAH!
CJ: To take the *** the helicopter. Pilot: MAYDAY! MAYDAY! Our coffees have been spilled!
Paco: WTF? CJ left me! You have caught me. CJ: I'm sorry Paco.
Hahaha I have caught a dead policeman in the air XD. Policeman: Sucker put me down
carefully. I said carefully AAAAAAH!
Juan: Oh ***, more policemen are coming here and Paco and I haven't got more munition.
CJ: Roger! I'm going to kill two policemen more and
then we will get out of there. Come on! Juan: Let's go to kill the commissary Fernández in
Los Santos.
CJ: Idiot don't say that out loud! The police could heard it!
Paco: Let's go before the militaries chase us with tanks and
trucks.
Policeman: ***! They have run away.
What are we going to do now?
Policeman 2: I know what we are going to do.
(By telephone) Hello? Police station of Los Santos?
I'm the agent Martínez.
It is my duty to inform you that the detective and murderer CJ is going to your
position for *** the commissary.
Over and out.
Juan: CJ, are we there yet? CJ: No.
Juan: Are we there yet? CJ: No.
Juan: Are we there yet? CJ: No.
Juan: Are we there yet? CJ: Yes.
Juan: Are we there yet? CJ: Yes.
Juan: Are we there yet? CJ: Yes.
Juan: Are we there yet?
CJ: Shut up!
Juan: CJ, can I tell you a joke?
CJ: Don't even think.
Juan: Do you know the joke of "the deaf and the ***"? CJ: No. Juan: What? CJ: That no. Juan: What? CJ: That no. Juan: What?
CJ: That you are deaf.
Juan: And you are the ***! HAHAHA
CJ: ***!
Paco: HAHAHA
CJ: Paco, don't laugh at me.
Juan: Paco, I'm going to tell you other joke:
Do you know the joke of the *** that she says "no"? Paco: No.
Juan: HAHAHAHA.
Paco: You're a ***...
Policeman: Mr. commissary
I have to inform you about something.
Mr. Commissary: What happens?
Mr. Commissary: What have you said?!
That the agent Paco have betrayed us and he's coming here with the detective CJ and
they come to kill me?
Policeman: Correct.
That is what other policeman has told me.
Mr. Commissary: Call all available agents quickly.
Let's go to do a police operation.
Juan: CJ, are we in Los Santos yet?
CJ: Calm, not long now.
Mr. Commisary: Gentlemen...
I have just heard that one of our
agents, whose name I don't want to remember, has betrayed me.
And he has allied with the detective CJ and his colleague.
They have planned come to my police station to kill me.
To *** me.
To end with me, with my existence.
And eliminate to the police.
All police force of the city of Los Santos.
And nor this city nor no one
other city in the world
can be without the police.
Without the police protection.
So now is the moment for you show your bravery.
You will defend this police station and me, your commissary, with your life.
Come on my brave people! Policemen: COME ON!!
Juan: At last! We have arrived.
In front of us is the police station.
Let's go to kill those ***!
CJ: NO NO NO NO, wait a moment.
Before that, we must do other thing.
While Paco and I are killing the policemen and looking for
commissary Fernández, you go to Grove Street and take my car.
Juan: Your car?
CJ: Don't you remember?
When the police was chasing us and you almost catch the "Perfect murderer",
the police surrounded us with tanks and we had to exit my car and ran to my house.
So the car should still be there.
Juan: Ok, then I go to take your car and after I come here, right?
CJ: Exact.
Come on!
CJ: Paco, now the action begins!
I'm going to look for the commissary Fernández in the rooms that
they are at the bottom. You search in the rooms at right. Paco: Ok.
Policeman: Let's go to kill these intruders for protect our commissary.
Policeman: HAHAHA, your weapon make me tickles in my ***
AAAAAAH!
Juan: If this were a horror movie
now the murderer was in the backseat and killed me.
But it isn't real HAHAHAHA.
Hey, CJ's car is there.
Fortunately, the keys are in the car.
Well, I will go to the police station.
Paco: Go to take the *** ***
cops!
Policeman: Paco, why did you betray us?
You are ***.
Paco: *** is your *** mother. And you remove from the middle ***. Ducking man: AAAAAAH!
Paco: These piggy have a *** here.
I am going to use it to defend myself.
Policeman: WATCH OUT!!! He has got a ***! Other policeman: Holy ***, shoot him!
***, he violate me AAAAAAAAH!
Paco: HAHAHA you, handsome, come here that this will give you liking.
Policeman: AAAAAH! He is violating me! AAAAAAAH!
Juan: The streets are empty because everybody are afraid of the "murderer".
Perfect murderer: ***! It's very hot in this *** lair.
I'm going to go outside to take a little air.
Nice view.
It is a lie! This city is a ***.
Juan: Holy ***! Is that what I think that is it?
I don't see well from here but I think that I know who is him.
I'm going to approach more for see him.
Holy ***! He is the murderer!
"The perfect murderer" of the city!
So this is his lair.
His lair is the abandoned shopping center of the city.
I'm going to warn CJ about this.
This is a bombshell informative.
CJ: Other policeman more that he goes to the tomb.
Paco: CJ, I have already killed all the policemen but
the commissary wasn't there. CJ: He neither wasn't in the cells.
So he has to be hidden in his office.
Come on Paco, let's go for him!
Paco: CJ, wait for me!
CJ: ***! This *** isn't in his office.
Where the hell is he?
Where has he gone?
If we have already searched in all the police station...
Paco: Wait a moment, I'm going to revise his computer for check if he has got ***.
***, it is turned off.
CJ: Where can the commissary go?
Paco: I have just remember now that we haven't searched in the parking yet.
CJ: So, what are we waiting for?
Let's go there quickly!
Come on Paco! Let's go to kill all these policemen and
look for the commissary Fernández for kill him once and for all.
Paco: Well said!
COME ON!
Policeman: Partner, do you know the sensation that something is behind you?
AAAAAAAH!
Policeman: *** leave me alone! AAAAAAAAH!
CJ: Well, there isn't already any cop.
The commissary is the only cop that we haven't killed yet.
He has to be here, behind of some pillar.
Let's go to look for him. Paco: Roger!
Mr. Commissary: ***! My gun has got only one bullet.
I hope utilize it well.
Paco: AAAAAAAAH!
CJ: HOLY ***! NOOOOOOO!
PACOOOOOOOOOOO!
***!
Mr. Commissary: AAAAAAAAAH!
CJ: *** you *** commissary!
*** rot you in the hell!
Oh no!
Paco! Friend! Don't die!
Paco: CJ...
please... friend... promise me a thing...
promise me that you will kill "The perfect murderer"...
CJ: Of course!
I promise you that I will kill "The perfect murderer"!
Paco: Thank you very much for everything...
Farewell friend... CJ: Paco? Paco?! PACOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!