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- PREVIOUSLY ON SHAHS OF SUNSET...
- I'M TIRED OF DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
- WHAT IS IT THAT I NEED TO DO RIGHT NOW?
- YOU SET UP A TRUNK SHOW, YOU THROW A PARTY,
YOU INVITE YOUR FRIENDS.
YOUR JOB IS MARKETING, AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANY OF THAT.
- SOME FAT SAUSAGES.
- WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BIG SAUSAGES?
I'M SINGLE, OMID'S SINGLE.
WE MIGHT BE TESTING THE WATERS A BIT.
- COME ON. - [shouting]
- I WANT TO GET THE CREW BACK TOGETHER--
SUN, FUN, DRINKING.
- ON MY FATHER'S LIFE, I DON'T POP ANY PILLS.
- YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON A AMBIEN THIS MORNING.
- DON'T START WITH ME.
- WHY ARE YOU SO AGGRESSIVE TOWARDS EVERYBODY?
- YOU'RE A ***.
- ♪ CUT A LOT OF GIRLS, CUT A LOT OF CHECKS ♪
♪ THAT'S THE LIFE HERE ON SUNSET ♪
♪ RICH AND FAMOUS, I AM SUCCESS ♪
♪ MET HER AT LES DEUX, AND SHE DO LOVE SEX ♪
♪ I'MA SIP THIS, YOU DO THE REST ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO, YOU DO THE BEST ♪
♪ DO ME A FAVOR, LOSE THE DRESS ♪
♪ WE RUN L.A. ♪
- TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR GIRL, DUDE...
SERIOUSLY. - OH, MY GOD.
- IT'S REALLY SIMPLE. - OKAY.
- IF YOU STAY AT THAT TABLE, YOU'RE TAKING A SIDE AGAINST ME.
WHEN THAT GIRL--
- I FEEL LIKE WHATEVER YOU WANTED TO SAY TO LILLY,
INSTEAD OF SAYING IT TO LILLY, YOU ATTACKED ME AND ASA.
- WHO THE [bleep] HAS THE RIGHT TO CALL ME A PILL POP--
BEFORE WE GOT ON A PLANE, I TOOK A SLEEPING PILL.
WHO GIVES A [bleep]?
THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME A PILL TAKER.
- I'D LIKE TO BE TOLD EVERYTHING TO MY FACE.
- YOU NEED TO GO [bleep] YOURSELF.
- WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME?
- GO AND [bleep] YOURSELF. - WHY IS THIS ABOUT ME?
- DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A PILL POPPER,
YOU DISGUSTING ***.
- MERCE... - WHAT THE [bleep]?
WHY IS THIS ALL ABOUT ME NOW SUDDENLY?
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
- ASA ASKING ME IF I POPPED A PILL TO GET HIGH--
IT WAS THE WORST THING THAT ANYONE
HAS EVER ACCUSED ME OF, EVER.
- I CARE ABOUT HER.
I FEEL LIKE I WAS THE MESSENGER, AND I JUST GOT KILLED.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK MIKE'S CLAMMY *** IS DOING RIGHT NOW?
[laughter] - PASSED OUT ON THE BED.
- [laughs]
- POOR MIKE.
- OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, WAIT.
MJ TEXTED ME
THAT HER AND SAMMY WERE GOING TO THE CLUB.
- WHAT CLUB? - I HAVE NO IDEA.
- THAT'S INTERESTING.
- UM, ON ONE HAND, I FEEL REALLY, UM, TERRIBLE
ABOUT BRINGING UP THE-- HER PILL POPPING...
- [laughs] - IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY...
- THAT WAS AN AWKWARD LAUGH. - BUT I FEEL LIKE WE'VE ALL--
NO, BUT WE'VE ALL TALKED ABOUT IT LIKE INDIVIDUALLY.
THIS IS NOT A SECRET.
LIKE, WE TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME.
- THIS CONFRONTATION WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN.
I WISH IT WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE
WHERE IT WAS JUST ME, HER, AND ASA,
BUT IT HAPPENED WHEN IT HAPPENED,
AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.
- THE FIRST THING SHE SAID TO ME WHEN WE GOT TO THE AIRPORT
WAS, "I JUST TOOK AN AMBIEN."
AND I SAID, "MJ, THIS IS A TWO-HOUR FLIGHT.
"YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE TIME TO SLEEP.
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE AN AMBIEN?"
SHE GOES, "JUST FOR FUN."
- SHE SAID-- OH, SHE SAID THAT?
- YEAH.
- EVEN WHEN SHE ATTACKS ME, I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR HER...
- YEAH.
- BECAUSE I KNOW HER MOM'S CRAZY--
- [laughs]
- I KNOW I'M MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER,
BECAUSE I-I JUST FEEL BAD, YOU KNOW?
I REALLY FEEL LIKE, NO MATTER WHAT,
MJ JUST WON'T BE COOL WITH ME BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS.
SHE'S REALLY UPSET
ABOUT MINE AND REZA'S FRIENDSHIP.
I REALLY THINK IT'S A LOT OF THAT.
WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK, THAT STUFF REALLY COMES OUT.
- MAYBE WE'RE JUMPING THE GUN ON THIS PARTICULAR INSTANT.
- IT'S TRUE. - TRUE, TRUE.
- YOU KNOW, SHE GETS NERVO,
AND MAYBE SHE WANTED TO BE
A LITTLE CALM AND RELAXED FOR THE FLIGHT.
IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS HOW MUCH MJ PARTIES.
WHAT IS MY BUSINESS IS TO MAKE SURE
THAT I PROTECT HER, I LOVE HER, AND I SUPPORT HER.
AND IF SHE EVER NEEDS ME, I'M THERE FOR HER.
- SHE'S A GROWN-*** WOMAN, THOUGH.
- WHERE THE LINES BECOME BLURRY
IS WHEN THE PERSON THAT HAS THE SUBSTANCE-ABUSE PROBLEM
IS ALSO THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
MJ IS DEFINITELY THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
- WE ALL THINK, LIKE, IT'S CUTE, AND IT'S SO MJ,
BUT IT'S REALLY-- IT'S TRUE. I MEAN, SHE'S NOT 12.
- THAT IS NOT CUTE. THAT IS A HOT MESS.
- YEAH.
- HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A PILL POPPER?
I JUST WANT TO BE AS FAR AWAY FROM THESE PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE
AND JUST BLOW OFF SOME STEAM.
[cheering]
I DESERVE TRUE FRIENDS
THAT WERE GONNA BEHAVE LIKE TRUE FRIENDS
AND TREAT ME LIKE A TRUE FRIEND.
- YOU READY TO GET [bleep] UP, SAMMY?
- LET'S GET [bleep] UP!
GG IS RIGHT ABOUT ASA,
AND I'M REACHING OUT
JUST TO LET HER KNOW
THAT I WILL NEVER, EVER BE FRIENDS WITH ASA
AFTER THE [bleep] SHE PULLED AT DINNER TONIGHT.
- GOLNESA? - YEAH?
NO. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO"?
- I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO EAT.
- UH...
ALL RIGHT. [sighs] - THANK YOU.
- CUP OF TEA?
- I'LL HAVE TEA. - AH.
- THANK YOU, MOM.
THE DAY OF MY PARTY-- TIME FOR ME TO STEP UP
AND PROVE TO EVERYBODY THAT I CAN DO THIS,
AND I'M GONNA MAKE IT HUGE.
- OKAY, BYE. - ALL RIGHT, BYE, MAMA.
- MWAH. I LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU TOO... SOMETIMES.
BYE.
[line trilling]
- HELLO? - JOHN?
- HI. - HEY, IT'S GOLNESA.
HOW LARGE IS
THE STEP AND REPEAT APPROXIMATELY?
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF THE MEASUREMENTS?
AND WHO'S GONNA COME SET THAT UP?
SO THAT'S GONNA BE TAKEN CARE OF?
YEAH, OKAY. BYE.
I FEEL LIKE I'M COMPLETELY ALONE ON THIS,
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.
I HAD TO BOOK THE VENUE. I HAD TO BOOK THE FOOD.
I HAD TO BOOK THE HOSTESSES.
I HAD TO BOOK THE ALCOHOL.
MIKE ESTERMAN, I AM CALLING YOU BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK
TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF YOU TO TALK ABOUT THE GUEST LIST,
AND YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE.
CALL ME A.S.A.P., OR I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU. GOOD-BYE.
I'M BEYOND DETERMINED
TO OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE THAT STANDS IN MY WAY.
SO I'M GONNA PULL OFF THIS LAUNCH PARTY.
HONEY, I'M NOT JUST THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY.
I'M THE ARMS AND THE LEGS.
- GOOD MORNING. - [laughs]
HOW ARE YOU FEELING? I'D BE WRECKED IF I WERE YOU.
- LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, DUDE.
- WHAT? - MORNING.
- HI! - HI!
- I AM. I'M ALIVE. I'M FEELING GOOD.
LAST NIGHT WAS A LITTLE CRAZY.
NO, I DON'T REMEMBER [bleep].
- RISE AND SHINE, SUNSHINES.
- HEY! - LOOK AT THESE TWO.
- I GOT SOME GOOD SLEEP.
- WHEN WE BUSTED IN YOUR ROOM,
YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE [bleep] WAS GOING ON.
- DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE ***?
- I DIDN'T. YOU AND MJ. - I DIDN'T GO IN.
- IT WAS VERY 'SCAPED.
- WHAT DID IT LOOK LIKE?
- YOU KNOW LIKE WHEN YOU GO TO, LIKE, A FRENCH CHATEAU,
LIKE, THE GARDENS-- - YES.
- THEY HAVE THESE, LIKE, MAZES
WITH THE LANDSCAPED GRASS-- IT'S REALLY TIGHT.
- DAMN, IT WAS LIKE THAT? - HE HAD CHATEAU PUBES.
[laughs]
- WOW.
- WHAT'S UP? YOU GOTTA HANDLE THAT [bleep].
- GOOD MORNING. - HELLO.
- SPEAK OF THE DEVIL.
SO TELL US. WHAT HAPPENED?
- ALL I KNOW IS THAT AT, LIKE, 8:15,
I'M DYING ASLEEP,
AND I JUST SEE MJ KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, LIKE, "WHERE'S MY PHONE?
MY PHONE!"
- I'M FEELING A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
BECAUSE MJ WAS SO OUT OF CONTROL LAST NIGHT.
SHE SAID THE MOST HORRENDOUS THINGS TO ME.
AND WHO KNOWS WHAT SHE DID AFTER THAT?
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT MJ'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS MORNING.
- MORNING. - HI.
- MORNING. - HEY.
HI.
- WHAT A CUTE TO-- UH, DRESS.
- HOW'S IT GOING? HOW ARE YOU?
- [speaking Persian] - YEAH.
I REALLY DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE THERE.
I'M FEELING LIKE THEY DON'T EVEN DESERVE MY PRESENCE
AT BREAKFAST.
- CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING IMPORTANT FOR A SECOND?
- BEFORE WE GET INTO THAT, BEFORE WE DO THAT,
CAN I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO YOU?
IT WASN'T MY PLACE TO SAY WHAT I SAID,
BECAUSE, FRANKLY, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AT ALL.
AND...
- I AM TRULY SHOCKED
TO SEE THAT ASA IS THE ONE APOLOGIZING TO MJ.
***, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CUSSED HER OUT!
BUT IT'S NOT MY PLACE. IT'S NOT MY BATTLE.
IF THAT'S THE WAY THESE TWO WANT TO HANDLE IT,
THAT'S BETWEEN THEM.
- I WOULD LIKE TO RESPOND TO THAT.
[clears throat] UM...
WHEN YOU SAID THAT TO ME,
IT FELT LIKE SUCH A COMPLETELY OUT-OF-BLUE
BULL[bleep], BELOW-THE-BELT,
BASELESS ACCUSATION.
WHAT I NEED FROM YOU, ASA,
IS PLEASE DON'T JUST SUCKER PUNCH ME
WITH SOME BASELESS BULL[bleep].
- OKAY. FAIR ENOUGH.
- ON A BIGGER POINT, SHE APOLOGIZED TO YOU.
YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST HUG IT OUT.
ACCEPT THE APOLOGY. LET'S HAVE A GREAT TRIP.
- I LOVE YOU.
- LET'S HAVE MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIPS IN OUR LIVES,
AND... - YES.
- LET'S STEP TO THE FACT THAT WE ARE EACH OTHER'S FAMILY,
AND IF ANY OF YOU THINK ANYTHING ABOUT THE OTHER ONE,
SOMETHING IS NEEDED IN SOMEONE'S LIFE, PICK UP THE PHONE.
LET'S GET TOGETHER.
LET'S HAVE A ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION AND DEAL WITH IT.
- YOU GUYS, I AM STARVING. LET'S GO EAT.
- OH, THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA.
LET'S GO. THANK YOU. - LET'S DO IT.
- COMING UP...
- PLEASE ALLOW ASA'S ***
AND MJ'S *** TO FIND SEATING FIRST.
- [laughs]
- WATCH OUT, ***!
- [screams]
- I SEE NOTHING.
JOHN'S NOT HERE. LEILA'S NOT HERE.
AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ON MY OWN.
- I PUT THIS LAUNCH PARTY TOGETHER ALL BY MYSELF
TO PROVE TO LEILA THAT I CAN.
HELLO?
IT'S EITHER GONNA PROVE
THAT I HAVE SOMETHING TO OFFER THIS COMPANY,
OR IT'S GONNA PROVE THAT I'M NOT READY
TO OWN MY OWN BUSINESS YET.
- HEY, GG.
- [laughs] - HOW ARE YOU?
OH, MY GOD, IT'S YOUR BIG DAY.
- I'M SO NERVOUS.
- YOU'RE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL. [laughs]
- OKAY, SO...
- WE GOTTA GET YOU TO HAIR AND MAKEUP.
- WHO'S GONNA SET UP THE STEP AND REPEAT?
- I'M NOT SURE. - CAN WE FIND OUT?
- ISN'T IT JOHN SIMONS?
- JOHN'S NOT HERE YET?
- NO.
- UM...
THERE IS A LOT OF PEOPLE
THAT ARE NOT HERE THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
NOTHING'S SET UP.
I HIRED THESE PEOPLE TO BE HERE AND DO THEIR JOBS.
I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO RIGHT NOW.
JOHN'S NOT HERE. LEILA'S NOT HERE.
YOU'RE NOT HERE. DAD'S NOT HERE.
PLEASE, JUST DO YOUR THING AND GET OVER HERE.
BYE, MOM.
- WHOO!
- I HOPE THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM FOR YOUR *** ON THIS BOAT, ASA.
[laughter]
- I'M A REAL WOMAN. I HAVE CURVES.
I LOVE MY BODY, AND I LOVE SMALL BIKINIS.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT, LOOK AWAY.
- YOU GUYS, PLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOU ALLOW
ASA'S *** AND MJ'S *** TO FIND SEATING FIRST.
- [laughs]
- I AM SO IMPRESSED WHEN A WOMAN HAS CURVES
AND CONFIDENCE AND JUST...
[snaps fingers] ROCKS HER [bleep].
BUT ASA'S GOT SOME JUNK IN THE TRUNK.
- I'M GONNA APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.
THERE'S NO GOLD OR MARBLE ON THE BOAT.
- [laughs]
- IF ANYTHING'S GONNA GET THESE GIRLS OVER LAST NIGHT'S DRAMA,
IT'S A DAY OUT ON THE YACHT.
AND I GOT THE HOOKUP.
- DAMN!
THAT'S A SUPER YACHT. - I LOVE IT!
- YEAH. - OH, MY GOD.
- HELL, YEAH.
- YEAH! - THIS IS AWESOME.
OH, YOU GUYS ARE DEFINITELY GONNA LIKE WHAT'S UP HERE.
THERE'S A FULL BAR WITH A BARTENDER.
- WHOO!
I'VE BEEN YACHTING ALL OVER THE WORLD,
FROM SPAIN, MONACO,
EVERY HOT SPOT YOU CAN THINK OF.
OKAY, SO LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
I WASN'T BORN ON A YACHT, BUT I WAS BORN TO BE ON A YACHT.
[laughs]
CAN I HAVE A *** MARGARITA, NO ALCOHOL?
- YOU'RE GONNA GO THE WHOLE WEEKEND AND NOT HAVE A DRINK?
UPTIGHT *** ARE NO FUN.
- IT'S VERY ***.
- LOOSEN UP.
- GUYS, I THINK WE'RE TAKING OFF.
- WHOO-HOO! [all cheering]
- YEAH! - ALL RIGHT!
[horn blows] - WATCH OUT, ***!
- WHOO!
- [laughs]
- AMAZING, RIGHT? - [screams]
- ARE YOU READY?
- OH, MY GOD. ASA, GET IN!
- THREE! [both scream]
- WHEN YOU GO IN, YOU CAN FLOAT.
- [screams]
- [laughs]
- COME ON, MAN!
[laughter]
- DO A CANNONBALL!
- FLIP! - LET'S SEE YOU!
- I'M THE ONE THAT HELPS EVERYONE
LOOSEN UP AND GET SILLY.
I WONDER HOW THEY WOULD EVEN HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME.
- WHOO!
- [shouts indistinctly]
- YEAH!
- WATCH OUT, ***! [all scream]
- GUYS, I'M STARVING.
- OKAY, SO I DON'T THINK I HAVE CELLULITE,
BUT MY SKIN IS STARTING TO SAG A LITTLE.
IT DOESN'T LOOK AS TIGHT.
OBVIOUSLY, I LOVE MY BODY.
I THINK I HAVE A GREAT BODY, BUT I'M GETTING OLDER.
[giggles] I'M ALMOST 30! - OH, MY GOD.
- AND I JUST FEEL LIKE THE BACK OF MY LEGS
AND THE SIDES ARE STARTING TO LOOK, LIKE, DROOPY AND SAGGY.
- WHY'D YOU LOOK AT MJ WHEN YOU SAID THAT?
- I DIDN'T LOOK AT MJ.
I WAS TRYING TO ENGAGE EVERYBODY IN THE CONVERSATION.
I WAS GOOGLING IT ON THE INTERNET,
AND YOU CAN GET THIS LASER
THAT ACTUALLY TIGHTENS YOUR SKIN BACK UP.
- HERE'S WHAT I THINK.
YOU HAVE A--THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS,
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE.
SHE SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRDO.
SHE HAS, LIKE, ZERO FAT,
AND SHE'S TALKING ABOUT GETTING CELLULITE.
- I'M DEFINITELY CHASING PERFECTION.
- BUT WHAT'S PERFECTION TO YOU, BASICALLY?
- PERFECTION, TO ME, IS JUST HAPPINESS.
I THINK OUT OF EACH PERSON,
WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL IS IN THEIR MIND.
DUDE, YOU SHOULD COME WITH ME.
- TO WHAT? - I SWEAR. COME WITH ME. DO IT.
YOU'RE GONNA GET ALL TIGHT. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.
AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE IT'S NOTHING.
- WHAT? I'M TIGHT ENOUGH. - [laughs]
- LILLY'S MY GIRL, BUT HONESTLY, I'M LOOKING AT HER,
AND I'M WONDERING WHAT'S UNDERNEATH ALL THOSE LAYERS
OF BIG TEXAN HAIR, EYELASHES, MAKEUP, AND ALL THAT STUFF.
WHAT'S UNDER THERE?
ROCK YOUR NATURAL BEAUTY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE, YOU KNOW?
- SO LET'S NOT SHOWER AND THEN DINNER OCEANSIDE?
- AND THE CLUB. DON'T FORGET THE CLUB.
- AND THE CLUB.
- OH, NO, WE'RE GONNA DO IT TONIGHT,
DURACELL BUNNY STYLE. - [laughs]
- WHEN ARE WE GONNA DISEMBARK?
- OH, MY GOD.
- I'VE MADE ALL THE CALLS, BUT WHAT CAN I DO?
ALL I CAN DO IS JUST HOPE SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
[gasps] OH, MY GOD!
I WAS GOING CRAZY.
- WE'RE HERE.
- THANK YOU, JESUS. [sighs]
AH.
- WE'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
- OH, MY GOD.
I'M JUST GONNA, LIKE, TAKE A SECOND.
[laughs]
- YOU GOOD? YOU NEED WATER? - YES. YES.
YES, YES, OKAY, SO I CAN GO AND START GETTING READY.
I'LL BE IN THE GREEN ROOM.
- I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF WE NEED ANYTHING.
GOOD.
- HI, MOMMY. - HI.
both: MWAH. MWAH.
- DADDY? - YES?
- CAN YOU PLEASE, UM,
FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE MUSIC?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO TO ASK. - OKAY.
- THIS PARTY IS SO NERVE-RACKING.
ONCE THE BALLROOM'S ALL SET UP,
I STILL HAVE TO WORRY, ARE PEOPLE GONNA SHOW UP?
HAS ANYONE ARRIVED? IS ANYONE HERE?
- I DON'T THINK SO. - OH, MY GOD.
I'M GETTING NERVOUS.
- DRINK CHAMPAGNE. MELLOW, YOU KNOW?
- WOW.
SALAM. - HEY.
YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME. - THANK YOU.
YOU LOOK GREAT TOO. - YOU LOOK SO SHARP.
both: MWAH. MWAH.
- ONE MORE IN THE AIR. both: MWAH.
- THINGS ARE DEFINITELY GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
BETWEEN OMID AND I.
AND HE WALKS INTO MY DRESSING ROOM AND SURPRISES ME LIKE THIS.
IT'S REALLY CUTE.
- I GOT YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR TONIGHT
FROM ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DESIGNERS.
- ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
- I AM VERY SERIOUS. - WHEN DID YOU DO THIS?
- THE GOLD'S HOT. - I LOVE YOU.
MWAH. MWAH. - NO PROBLEM.
YEAH, I LIKE THAT ONE. IT'S PRETTY, RIGHT?
DO YOUR THING. I DIDN'T WANT TO GET IN THE WAY.
BUT I WANTED TO COME GIVE THAT TO YOU
WHILE YOU WERE GETTING DRESSED.
SO ENJOY THAT. YOU DESERVE IT.
IT'S OBVIOUS WE CAN'T STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.
SHE'S HOT.
I CAN DO A LOT OF PUSH-UPS.
SO, NATURALLY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE GONNA LIKE EACH OTHER.
SO I'LL SEE YOU IN A LITTLE BIT, OKAY?
- OKAY, I LOVE YOU. - BYE. LOVE YOU TOO.
- WOW.
THIS IS THE HUMONGOUS POSTER.
- I'VE INVITED PEOPLE IN FASHION,
BEAUTY, FRIENDS, RELATIVES, EVERYONE I KNOW.
- SHANNON GOES THIRD, YOU GO FOURTH, AND SHE GOES FIFTH.
- GO, GO, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS. - COME ON.
- I'M NERVOUS.
I JUST DON'T WANNA GO IN THERE.
THIS IS CRAZY--
PEOPLE JUST SITTING AROUND LIKE HUMDEE-DUMDEE.
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
I WALK INTO THE BALLROOM,
EXPECTING THE 200 PEOPLE THAT I INVITED TO BE HERE.
AND WHAT DO I SEE?
SQUAT.
UNLESS MORE PEOPLE SHOW UP,
THIS COULD BE THE BIGGEST NIGHTMARE OF MY LIFE.
[bleep].
- COMING UP...
- IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A GUY SEE OTHER GUYS WANT YOU.
IT KEEPS THEM ON THEIR TOES.
- WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON WITH GG
AND HER [bleep] EX-BOYFRIEND?
[indistinct chatter]
- IT LOOKS AMAZING.
MY COMPANY.
THANK YOU. - YOU LOOK SO GOOD.
- HI.
I WAS SO FLIPPIN' OUT SCARED,
BUT THEN PEOPLE START COMING IN, AND EVERYONE'S HAVING DRINKS,
FOOD'S GOING AROUND.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO TRY GG'S MANHATTAN.
THANK GOD THINGS ARE FINALLY STARTING TO PICK UP.
- [sighs]
WE NEED TO-- WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?
- IT'S SO TYPICAL OF MY SISTER.
SHE WALKS IN... - THIS IS NOT RIGHT.
- OBVIOUSLY, SHE SEES HOW HARD I WORKED,
BUT SHE CAN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE IT.
- UGH!
- I'M WEARING TWO RIGHT NOW, JENNA.
I'M WEARING TWO--RIGHT THERE, I'M WEARING FOUR.
IT COMES ON IN TWO SEC--
NO, NO, NO, THIS IS A BRAND-NEW THING.
- AND THE REASON WE DON'T USE REAL HAIR
IS BECAUSE OF THE INHUMANE PRACTICES.
- CAN YOU CURL IT? - YOU CAN CURL IT.
- YOU CAN CURL IT. YOU CAN WASH IT.
- YOU CAN DO WHATEVER. - YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
- OKAY.
- HI. - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
- OH, THANK YOU.
- THAT WOULD BE AMAZING.
HEY, STEVE.
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
[laughs]
- GOOD. YOU LOOK GOOD. ARE THESE EXTENSIONS?
- YES, FROM MY COMPANY. THAT'S MY BUSINESS.
- I'M PROUD OF YOU. I CAME TO SUPPORT YOU.
- I LOVE YOU.
- YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL.
AND IT LOOKS INCREDIBLE-- LIKE, SO, LIKE, FUNKY.
YEAH. - THANK YOU.
WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- ORIGINALLY, I'M FROM UTAH.
- UTAH'S IN THE HOUSE. [laughs]
- THAT'S HILARIOUS. YEAH, OKAY.
[laughs] - YEAH.
ALEX.
ALEX AND I RECENTLY BROKE UP.
COME HERE.
HE'S STILL A VERY DEAR PERSON IN MY LIFE,
SO IT'D BE PRETTY RUDE NOT TO INVITE HIM TO MY LAUNCH PARTY.
[laughs]
- SO WHAT'S GOING ON?
- IT DOESN'T MATTER TO ME IF OMID'S IN MY LIFE NOW.
IF ALEX IS ALSO IN MY LIFE, HE HAS TO BE THERE.
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE FOR ME.
WOW.
AND IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE
A GUY SEE OTHER GUYS WANT YOU.
IT KEEPS THEM ON THEIR TOES.
- [laughs] - WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
- BECAUSE I SAW THE-- - ALEX!
- IT'S A DIFFERENT COLOR.
- OKAY, WELL-- [laughing]
BE SUPPORTIVE.
- NO, IT'S THE SAME COLOR. - THANK YOU.
BUT MY NATURAL HAIR IS LIKE THAT.
- IT LOOKS GOOD. - THANK YOU.
OMID GOT ME MY STUFF.
- THAT'S VERY COOL.
- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. COME HERE FOR A SECOND.
- ALL RIGHT, COOL. BYE. - HEY, UH...
WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON WITH GG
AND HER [bleep] EX-BOYFRIEND HERE, BRO?
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS. WHO IS THAT?
- I WANT YOU TO DRINK.
I WANT YOU TO HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND I'LL PUT IT ON MY TAB.
- [bleep] ENGLISH GUY WITH ALL THE TATTOOS.
- [laughs]
- I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION
THAT GG WAS COMPLETELY OVER HER EX.
- I HAVE A PRIVATE AREA. - OH, YOU DO?
- I DO.
- SO WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?
- WHOO-HOO-HOO.
DAMN, GIRL. - OKAY.
- YOU LOOK HOT. - I NEED ONE OF THOSE.
- I HAVE [bleep]. - IN YOUR ROOM?
- I ORDERED COFFEE, RED BULL, ***--EVERYTHING IN MY ROOM.
- I'M COMING. I'M JUST PUTTING MY LIPSTICK.
I'M COMING RIGHT NOW. - YEAH.
- LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU.
COFFEE OR VOD--RED BULL?
OR BOTH?
- OH, MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT, AREN'T WE?
HI. - HI.
- I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS.
I COULDN'T IMAGINE SPENDING
A VERY SPECIAL FAMILY HOLIDAY WITH ANYONE OTHER THAN YOU.
SO I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO DO NEW YORK FOR ROSH HASHANAH
WITH MY FAMILY IN GREAT NECK.
- SELL IT TO ME, BABY. SELL IT TO ME.
- I'M SO EXCITED.
- AND MEET MY DAD'S WHOLE FAMILY. YEAH.
- YEAH, THAT'D BE AWESOME.
- ♪ ROSH HASHANAH IN NEW YORK ♪
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'M REALLY DOING THE HIGH HOLIDAYS
WITH MY FAMILY, AND I'M SUPER EXCITED
FOR MY WEST COAST FAMILY TO MEET MY EAST COAST FAMILY.
[indistinct chatter]
- WHAT'S UP, BROTHER? OMID.
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. IT'S A PLEASURE.
HOW LONG ARE YOU HERE FOR?
- I LEAVE NEXT WEEK, THE 4TH. - YEAH?
- I'VE BEEN HERE ALREADY--
I EXTENDED MY TRIP ANOTHER MONTH.
- YOU'VE BEEN HERE TWO MONTHS? - YEAH.
ANY LONGER, AND THEY'LL-- I'VE GOT I.N.S. COMING AFTER ME.
- [laughs] - [laughs]
- HE'S GOOD PEOPLE.
[laughs] - WHAT'S--WHAT'S--
WHAT'S UP HERE?
INVITING OMID AND ALEX TO MY PARTY...
SOME MIGHT SAY MADNESS.
I MIGHT SAY GENIUS.
I'M GONNA TAKE THE STAGE.
WE NEED LEILA TO COME UP HERE.
NOW THAT EVERYONE'S HERE, I'M GONNA TAKE THE STAGE,
THANK EVERYONE FOR BEING HERE, AND PROVE THAT I DID THIS.
I AM MORE THAN JUST THE FACE.
[indistinct chatter]
LEILA, COME TO THE FRONT.
- I DON'T KNOW. IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
- I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING.
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO'S HERE TONIGHT.
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING OUT AND SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT.
IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ALL OF US.
I WANT TO THANK MY PARTNERS, MICHELLE AND LEILA.
I WANT TO THANK THE PEOPLE
WHO MADE ALL OF THIS REALLY POSSIBLE.
AS FAR AS GG'S EXTENSIONS GOES,
THIS IS THE WEST COAST LAUNCH, AND WE PLAN ON GOING
TO THE EAST COAST AND RUNNING IT BIG-TIME.
[guests whistling, cheering] WE'RE GONNA DO IT BIG.
SO THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING HERE
TO APPRECIATE THIS NIGHT WITH ALL OF US.
THANK YOU. [cheers and applause]
- WE LOVE YOU, GG! - WHOO!
- I LOVE ME TOO! [giggles]
[laughs]
- BYE.
BYE. BYE. I JUST WANT TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
- THIS WAS A REALLY BIG NIGHT FOR ME,
AND I'M REALLY HAPPY ALEX CAME TO BE SUPPORTIVE.
- BYE. I'LL SEE YOU.
- BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY,
I REALLY WANT TO SHARE THIS NIGHT WITH OMID.
- DAMN, GIRL.
- AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW, NOW YOU KNOW.
- DID YOU DRIVE HERE?
YOU DIDN'T?
- YEAH, ME TOO.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
- IT FEELS LIKE THINGS ARE DEFINITELY GOING
IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION BETWEEN OMID AND I.
I DEFINITELY SEE HIM IN MY FUTURE.
UM... MY SISTER.
- SO I THINK YOU, UH...
I THINK YOU DID A... AMAZING JOB.
IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK.
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
- THANK YOU. - SO...
WHY ARE YOU ACTING ALL WEIRD?
- BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE...
YOU NEVER PROBABLY THOUGHT
I WOULD PULL SOMETHING OFF LIKE THIS.
- I DIDN'T. SO I'M PLEASANTLY SHOCKED.
AND I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD START FOR YOU.
- IT WAS HARD. I WORKED MY *** OFF FOR THIS.
I AM COMPLETELY SHOCKED THAT MY SISTER'S COMPLIMENTING ME.
SHE DOESN'T COMPLIMENT ME ON ANYTHING.
SO THIS IS VERY FOREIGN FOR ME.
- GOOD JOB. - THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. GOOD JOB.
- THANK YOU.
I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I EVER HUGGED MY SISTER.
MAYBE I WAS FIVE OR SIX YEARS OLD.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE DID IT THEN.
- GREAT JOB. - THANK YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. - THANK YOU.
- COMING UP...
- THEIR ENTIRE GOAL IS JUST TO GET [bleep] UP.
THEY'RE STUMBLING. THEY'RE SWEATING.
THEY'RE SLURRING.
- AAH!
- THESE [bleep] PEOPLE ARE CRAZY.
- BUT SERIOUSLY, WHERE'S MJ?
- ONE THING YOU NEVER DO IS GO THROUGH A WOMAN'S PURSE.
- I FOUND MULTIPLE PILLS.
- HI.
- WELCOME, AMIGOS AND AMIGAS.
- DO YOU GUYS SERVE FOOD?
- NO. - NO?
- SIT. EVERYBODY SIT DOWN.
- I THINK THE SEAT'S GONNA MAKE MY DRESS DIRTY.
I MEAN, HELLO.
GROSS. GROSS.
DO YOU HAVE NAPKINS? - IT'S CLEAN. IT'S CLEAN.
- THIS IS DOLCE & GABBANA. I WANNA SIT ON THEM.
- OH, YOU WANNA SIT ON THEM.
- GROSS! GROSS.
- [speaking Persian] - NO ALCOHOL FOR ME.
- ARE YOU READY, GUYS? - I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED.
OH, [bleep].
- WHOO! - WHOO!
- GUYS, AT LEAST IT'S SANITIZED NOW.
IT'S GROSS!
SOME OF MY PARTS ARE FLAMMABLE.
- TONIGHT IT'S HEYVOON BAZI STATUS.
LIKE, EVERYONE KNOWS IT. WE'VE ALL EMBRACED IT.
WE'VE WARNED LILLY ABOUT IT. IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
- WHOO!
- TAKE MJ TO THE CLUB, AND SHE IS A CHAMPION OF THE CLUB.
I GIVE THAT GIRL SO MANY PROPS.
- YEAH!
- WHOO!
WHOO!
- WHOO!
- EVERYBODY ELSE IS CLEARLY HAVING FUN DRINKING.
IT IS MADNESS.
BUT IT'S JUST NOT MY THING.
I'M A SUPER CONTROL FREAK,
AND I HATE THE WAY DRUNK PEOPLE LOOK.
THEY'RE STUMBLING. THEY'RE SLOPPY.
THEY'RE FALLING APART.
THEY'RE SWEATING. THEY'RE SLURRING.
THEY SMELL BAD. THEY LOOK BAD. THEIR BREATH IS BAD.
IT IS SO UNATTRACTIVE TO ME.
I DON'T WANNA LOOK LIKE THAT. I WANNA LOOK LIKE THIS.
- WHOO!
- EVERYONE'S HAVING FUN, BUT, OH, THERE'S LILLY--
SOURPUSS IN THE CORNER,
AS IF SOMEONE HAD, LIKE, FARTED AND SHE SMELLED IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- WITH LILLY AROUND, I THINK EVERYONE STARTED TO HAVE
SECOND THOUGHTS ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT
THEY WANTED TO BRING, LIKE, YOU KNOW, THEIR MOM ON A TRIP.
WHOA!
- WHEN YOU'RE CHEERING SOMEBODY ON
AND YOU'RE LAUGHING,
IT ONLY ENABLES THE PROBLEM IF THERE REALLY IS ONE.
WHOO!
- WHO BRINGS A $15,000 HERMES BAG TO THE CLUB IN CABO?
IF YOU DON'T WANT IT TO GET SWEATY,
DON'T BRING IT TO THE CLUB.
- REALLY?
JUST BETWEEN US,
SHE CAN BE A LITTLE BIT OF A BUZZKILL,
LIKE, JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- I LOVE YOU GUYS.
- GO HOME. THANK YOU.
LET US, UH, GET BACK TO OUR PARTY.
- WHOO!
SO LONG, SUCKER. WE ALREADY MISS YOU.
NO, WE DON'T. SORRY. NOT SORRY.
P.S., I WIN.
- BEING AT THIS CLUB WITH MJ, SEEING HER LET LOOSE,
BRINGS A LOT OF JOY INTO MY LIFE.
- [whistles]
- SOMETIMES MJ'S OUT OF HAND.
BUT YOU LOVE HER FOR IT.
- WHOO!
- THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES,
AND SHE'S THE BEST...
THE BEST.
- WHOO!
- YOU GUYS, WHAT AN EPIC DAY WE HAD--
"EPIQUE" WITH A "Q-U-E," BY THE WAY.
- IT WAS FANTASTIC.
- ARE WE WAITING FOR SAMAN?
- I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING, DUDE.
HE WAS TEARING IT UP TONIGHT, MAN--BIG PIMPIN' AT THE CLUB.
- SAMAN WAS GOING FOR WHATEVER WAS COMING HIS WAY.
- OH, SERIOUSLY, WHERE'S MJ?
- THAT *** WENT TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE.
- DISGUSTING, MAN. WHEN DID SHE PICK UP THIS FILTHY HABIT?
- WE'RE PLAYING A TRICK ON THIS ***.
- REZ, WHEN DID SHE START SMOKING?
- WHEN? WHEN SHE WAS 17.
- I'VE NEVER SEEN HER SMOKE BEFORE NOW.
- SHE'S A CLOSET SMOKER,
AND LATELY THE CLOSET'S BEEN EVERYWHERE.
[laughter]
- OH, DON'T GO THROUGH HER [bleep].
- OH, HERE YOU GO AGAIN.
LET ME SEE HER PICTURE. - CHECK THE D.O.B., BABY.
- MY GIRL MJ DOESN'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HER AGE.
YOU WANT TO BE 25 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE,
THAT'S ON YOU-- I'M NOT GONNA...
BUT REZA-- NO, NO, NO.
DAMN.
REZA HAS TO SHOW THE WORLD.
THAT MJ'S BULL[bleep] ABOUT HER AGE.
- WHAT BIRTHDAY DID WE JUST HAVE OF HERS?
- DAMN, HOMEY.
- AND THERE IT WAS. - HO-HO!
- BORN IN 1972.
- FINALLY, THE TRUTH IS OUT! - [laughs]
- I TOLD YOU!
I HIT THAT, AND SHE'S-- [door opens]
- SHE'S OFFICIALLY A COUGAR.
- OFFICIALLY.
- THERE'S SOME STUFF UNDER THE PILLOW.
- BRO, ONE THING YOU NEVER DO IS GO THROUGH A WOMAN'S PURSE--
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.
I KNOW, SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND AND [bleep], BUT STILL.
[speaks Persian]
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- PUT IT BACK. PUT IT BACK. - I'M PUTTING IT BACK.
I FOUND A GREEN PILL BOTTLE WITH MULTIPLE PILLS
OF DIFFERENT SHAPES AND COLORS.
- DAMN. THAT'S [bleep] UP.
[door closes]
- HI.
- EH, EH, EH, EH, EH.
- MAYBE I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS--
IMPRESS SOMEBODY UP IN THIS ***.
YOU AND YOU. - I'M IMPRESSED.
- I KNOW.
- OH, [bleep], YEAH, I WOULD LOVE SOME ***.
OH-- [laughs]
[laughter]
- OKAY... - [laughs]
- YOU KNOW, YOU TRY AND CALL HER OUT,
AND SHE JUST STARTS LAUGHING, LIKE, HYSTERICALLY,
AS IF IT'S THE FUNNIEST SHE'S EVER HEARD IN HER LIFE.
- GIVE IT TO ME, BABY.
- ONE OF THOSE FOUR PILLS IS A ***.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE CRACK TO ME.
THEY'RE PABLO'S PILLS.
HER DOG'S PILLS.
- SO WHAT? BIG [bleep] WHOOP, WHO GIVES A [bleep]?
IT'S ABSOLUTELY NO BIG DEAL.
- THERE'S ONE OVER THERE TOO. - BUT I GOT IT.
- I TRIED TO CALL HER OUT IN THIS FIGHT,
BUT SHE WAS NOT HAVING IT.
I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HER?
- REZA...
SECURITY.
- WE'LL GO IN THERE, BUT WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU.
- STOP IT. - [laughs]
- OW.
YOU'RE HURTING YOUR OWN POLO.
- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE PHRASE...
- I'M STRONGER THAN YOUR...
- I LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP TOGETHER.
THEY'RE SO STUPID TOGETHER.
THEY'RE LIKE TWO LITTLE KIDS,
LIKE TWO LITTLE PUPPIES, LIKE, ROLLING AROUND OR SOMETHING.
- I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
GET OFF ME!
REALLY?
- IT WAS NUTS.
MJ WAS LIKE...
LIKE A [bleep] WILD BEAST, LIKE, TRYING TO CATCH HIM.
[imitating MJ] REZA! REZA! REZA!
- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN TO?
I'M SEEING YOU.
- MO-CEDES, MO PROBLEM.
- OW.
*** SERVICE.
IF YOU NEED A ***, OPEN THE DOOR,
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE SO TINY IN YOUR NUTS
THAT YOU CAN HAVE A ***.
I'M SO MAD AT YOU, REZA.
***[bleep]. YOU BETTER [bleep] COME--
AAH!
[Reza giggles]
- WHERE'S OUR GIRL, YOU GUYS?
- SOMEONE WAS BANGING ON MY DOOR AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING.
- MO-CEDES, MO PROBLEM.
all: MO-CEDES, MO PROBLEM.
- YOU KNOW IT'S THE END OF THE TRIP
WHEN YOU CAN'T EVEN OPEN THE DOOR PROPERLY, YOU KNOW?
- I SWEAR TO GOD--I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOME DELICIOUS, HOT--
OH, WOW.
- UH, I BROUGHT THE CHAMPAGNE, BUT WOW.
- I LOVE PAPAYA.
I'M GONNA HAVE ALL THE PAPAYA AND THE WATERMELON.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA HAVE?
- PAPAYA'S WEIRD. IT TASTES-- IT SMELLS LIKE SOCKS.
- I DON'T WANNA LEAVE. - RIGHT?
- HELLO. - GOOD MORNING.
- GOOD MORNING.
HOW LATE WERE YOU GUYS OUT? - TOO LATE.
HEY, GIRL. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- I HEARD, LIKE, SOME NOISE AT 2:00 A.M.
- YOU GUYS WANT SOMETHING? - I'M GOOD.
- HEY, BABY.
DID YOU SLEEP GOOD? - YEAH.
- LOOK AT THE SPREAD. AND THE FOOD IS OUTSIDE.
OH, MY GOD.
- I HEAR, LIKE, POUNDING ON MY DOOR.
AND I, LIKE, GO BACK TO SLEEP-- - SHE WAS A MONSTER LAST NIGHT.
- THIS WAS A GREAT WEEKEND.
WE HAD GREAT FOOD.
WE DRANK. WE PARTIED HARD.
I MEAN, WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
- BUON APPETITO, MY DEAR FRIENDS.
- BON APPETIT. YOU GUYS, SAVE THAT ONE FOR MO-CEDES.
- WHERE'S OUR GIRL, YOU GUYS?
- BRUSHING HER HAIR, FOR SURE.
- SHE WAS BRUSHING HER HAIR ALL NIGHT.
- NO, SHE COULDN'T BRUSH HER HAIR ANYMORE.
I TOOK HER BRUSH IN MY PURSE. - OH, YEAH, THANK GOD.
- SOMEONE WAS BANGING ON MY DOOR AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING.
I SWEAR I THOUGHT IT WAS MJ LOOKING FOR HER BRUSH.
- IT WAS.
- HEY, MONSTER. HEY, CRAZY MONSTER.
- MJ! - MORNING.
- THANK YOU. EVERYBODY HAD MY BACK.
- THIS TRIP WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED
AS MO-CEDES, MO PROBLEM.
all: MO-CEDES, MO PROBLEM.
- YOU KNOW, MJ'S ALWAYS BEEN WILD AND CRAZY.
I KNOW THAT SHE'S LOUD. I KNOW THAT SHE'S OVER THE TOP.
BUT IT IS MUCH BETTER, IN MY MIND, TO BE A RED-HOT MESS
THAN FAKE TOTAL PERFECT.
- GUYS, TO MEXICO.
- LOVE YOU GUYS. all: ORALE.
- WHOO!
- THANKS, GUYS. [glasses clinking]
- ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, TIME TO GET PACKED,
OR ELSE WE'LL BE SITTING HERE BULL[bleep]
FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS-- COME ON.
- MUCHAS GRACIAS.
THANK YOU, SKIRT. WE HAD FUN.
- BYE, CABO. WE'LL MISS YOU.
- BYE. OH, I'M GONNA TAKE MY ROOM KEY FOR MEMORY.
- ME TOO.
- SO, THE LESSON LEARNED IN CABO...
BEING A SKINNY *** AIN'T EVERYTHING.
- NEXT TIME ON SHAHS OF SUNSET...
- YOU DIDN'T WANT ME AT YOUR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE OF ASA.
BUT WHEN [bleep] GOES SOUR, YOU'RE TEXTING ME
AT, LIKE, 2:00 IN THE MORNING, COMPLAINING.
- WOW. - YEAH.
THAT'S A PRETTY BIG ROCK. - OH LA LA.
WHEN I SEE IT AND I FEEL IT, I'LL KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT ONE.
- THIS IS THE FIRST TIME CELEBRATING ROSH HASHANAH
WITH MY DAD AND MY EAST COAST FAMILY.
HAVE I FORGIVEN YOU? YES...
BECAUSE IF I DON'T FORGIVE YOU,
I CAN'T MOVE ON WITH MY OWN LIFE.
THE LAST UNRESOLVED ISSUE IN MY LIFE
IS MY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRANDMOTHER.
AND I'M GONNA EXTEND MY ARM AND SEE IF SHE'LL BITE.
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