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♪ GOOD MORNING, U.S.A. ♪
♪ I GOT A FEELING THAT IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY ♪
♪ THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE ♪
♪ AND HE'S SHINING A SALUTE TO THE AMERICAN RACE ♪
♪ OH, BOY IT'S SWELL TO SAY ♪
♪ GOOD MORNING, U.S.A. ♪
[ Chorus ] ♪ GOOD MORNING, U.S.A. ♪♪
HERE WE ARE, STEVE. THE MOST IMPORTANT BUILDING IN THE WORLD.
FOR MY EIGHT BILLIONTH INSTALLMENT...
OF "LOOK HOW AWESOME MY DAD IS"?
YOU COULDN'T. I WAS JUST MAKING CONVERSATION.
HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. I'LL KILL YOU!
[ Laughs ] YOU TOTALLY FLINCHED!
LOVELY.
[ Chatter ]
LOOK, I'M A SKELETON!
NO, NO, I'M AN OBSESSIVE OINGO BOINGO FAN CIRCA 1985.
♪ IT'S A WEIRD-SCIENCE PARTY ♪
♪ WHO SHALL ASK FOR MORE ♪
[ Machine Buzzing ]
HEY, DONNY, TELL MY SON ABOUT THE GUY WHO TRIED TO SNEAK...
A LIPSTICK CAMERA PAST THE XR-21.
I ACCIDENTALLY SHOT HIM.
YEAH, YOU DID. IT'S CALLED JUSTICE. AND IT WAS HILARIOUS.
LOOK WHO'S HERE. STEVE, WANT ME TO TEACH YOU SOME DOLPHIN CHATTER?
YOU'VE ALREADY TAUGHT ME HOW TO SPEAK DOLPHIN.
NONSENSE!
THE DOLPHINS ARE GREAT. [ Imitates Dolphin ]
[ Dolphin Calling ]
GO HOME?
WE HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED IDENTITY THEFT YET.
[ Rubber Squeaking ]
LOOK AT ME! I'M THE DOLPHIN-TANK CLEANER!
YOU SAVE THREE SECONDS BY NOT PUTTING YOUR CLOTHES ON HIM!
STEVE USED TO REALLY LOOK UP TO ME.
BUT NOW IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT INTO ME ANYMORE.
WOW. THAT'S REALLY-- REALLY BORING.
I'M SERIOUS, ROGER. I'M OPENING UP TO YOU HERE.
IT'S LIKE MY SON'S REJECTION IS BRINGING UP...
ALL KINDS OF FEELINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
OH. OKAY, UH--
NOT SURE WHAT TO SAY HERE.
WELL, I'M OFF TO PETITION MY COLLEGE FOR AN ESKIMO STUDIES PROGRAM.
WHAT? THEY DON'T HAVE ONE?
I'M SORRY, STAN. I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU.
BUT THE ESKIMOS? THEIR PLIGHT? THAT'S THE REAL STUFF HERE.
YEAH, YEAH. I LOVE THEIR PIES.
KEEP GOING. WALK, WALK, WALK, WALK, WALK.
ARE YOU STILL MOPING ABOUT STEVE?
COME ON. HE'S JUST GOING THROUGH A PHASE.
IT'S LIKE STEVE IS AMERICA...
AND YOU'RE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT.
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE BAD. IT JUST MEANS HE'S NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.
I'M THINKING ABOUT CANCELING OUR BIWEEKLY TRIP TO THE FRANKLIN MINT.
OH, LET'S NOT OVERREACT. JUST ASK HIM.
I'LL GET IT!
STEVE, DO YOU STILL WANT...
TO GO TO THE FRANKLIN MINT THIS WEEKEND?
THE NEW CLARA PELLER COMMEMORATIVE PLATES ARE IN.
"WHERE'S THE BEEF?" [ Laughing ]
GOOD QUESTION. WHERE WAS THAT BEEF?
OH, MY GOD!
THE FRANKLIN MINT! YEAH, I'D RATHER DIE.
HEY, STEVE. SOMEBODY LEFT THIS ON YOUR FRONT PORCH.
GREAT. IT'S THE FAT ONE.
WHO'S MATT BARRY?
GOD, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
- MOM, CAN BARRY STAY FOR DINNER? - IF IT'S OKAY WITH HIS PARENTS.
OH, THEY WON'T CARE. THEY NEVER CARE.
- GOOD PEOPLE. MY KIND OF PEOPLE. - [ Watch Beeps ]
EH, TIME TO TAKE MY VITAMIN.
MAY I HAVE A GLASS OF WATER?
FATTY CAN USE THE GARDEN HOSE!
HOW COULD THE DEAN GIVE OUR ESKIMO STUDIES MONEY...
TO THE STUPID FRATERNITY COUNCIL?
- IT'S ALL POLITICAL. I HATE IT. - FRATERNITIES.
BUNCH OF LAZY, IMMATURE GUYS GETTING DRUNK...
ON EVERY KIND OF LIQUOR KNOWN TO MAN.
I MEAN--
HI, CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? I'M NOT DRUNK.
STAN, WHY DON'T YOU TELL ONE OF...
YOUR EXCITING GRENADA STORIES...
THAT EVERYONE LOVES, INCLUDING STEVE.
OH, NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ANY OF MY STUPID STORIES.
BARRY, DON'T ENCOURAGE--
WHY DON'T YOU PULL UP A COUPLE OF CHAIRS?
OCTOBER 30. WE WERE PINNED DOWN BY THE ENEMY.
AND I'D JUST LEARNED JOHNSON WAS GOING TO...
THE U.S.O. HALLOWEEN PAGEANT AS MS. PAC-MAN,
WHICH MEANT I HAD LESS THAN 24 HOURS...
[ Gasps ]
WELL, NOW I'VE DONE THAT. STEVE?
HEY, AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE MINT WITH YOUR FATHER?
ISN'T IT GREAT? I GUESS HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT...
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HIS STUPID COMMEMORATIVE PLATES ANYMORE.
THEY'RE HERE! THE NEW PLATES ARE HERE!
WE GOT 'EM! [ Laughing ] WE DID IT.
OH. YOU TWO WENT TO THE MINT TOGETHER?
BARRY HAS A KNACK FOR IT TOO.
HE CAN SPOT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PLATE AND A PLATTER.
YOU EITHER KNOW THAT OR YOU DON'T. IT'S LIKE SEXING A CHICKEN.
YOU HEAR THAT, STEVE? YOUR DAD KNOWS MY NAME.
MY NAME IS BARRY! AND HE KNOWS THAT!
UH, YEAH. THAT'S GREAT.
SO, BARRY, WANT TO WIND DOWN BY WATCHING...
THE BEST MOVIE EVER, RED DAWN?
I'M BARRY!
RED DAWN? DAD, I THOUGHT THAT WAS OUR THING.
OH, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK, STEVE. I KNOW YOU NEVER BOUGHT INTO THE WHOLE NICARAGUANS,
RUSSIANS AND CUBANS INVADING COLORADO THING.
BESIDES, I'VE GOT BARRY NOW. I DON'T NEED YOU, PER SE.
- YOU DON'T NEED ME? - "PER SE," STEVE.
GEEZ, DOESN'T ANYONE APPRECIATE LATIN ANYMORE?
WELL DONE, BARRY.
[ Stan ] THE COUGAR, WOLVES, KILLER SALMON.
AND I THINK YOU'LL BE SURPRISED TO SEE WHAT CREATURE...
WAS NUMBER ONE IN MY "ENEMIES OF THE BEAR" COLLECTION--
MAN.
TIME FOR MY VITAMIN.
I SHOULD RUN HOME AND GET MORE.
[ Bottle Clatters ]
YOUR LITTLE CANDY PILLS WON'T MAKE YOU LIVE FOREVER, WILL THEY?
- WILL THEY? - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?
DAD, YOU SAID IF I EVER SET FOOT IN THE COMMEMORATIVE-PLATE ROOM,
YOU'D SEND ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL.
AND YOU ALSO SAID THAT THIS ROOM HAS A MAXIMUM CAPACITY OF TWO.
WAY TO REMEMBER MY WORDS, BARRY.
SO, STEVE, I GUESS WE'LL, UH,
JUST, UH, SEE YOU AT DINNER THEN.
[ Whispering ] DON'T LOOK AT HIM.
♪♪ [ Rock ]
NO FRAT PARTIES HARDER THAN WE DO.
LAST YEAR, ONE OF OUR PLEDGES DRANK HIMSELF TO DEATH.
AT HIS FUNERAL, EVERYBODY GOT LAID.
HEY, WHAT'S THAT GUY DOING?
[ Gulping ]
GETS THE BEER INTO YOUR SYSTEM FASTER.
I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST OVERCOME WITH JOY.
ANYWAY, YOU MIND IF I, UH--
[ All ] ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR--
307, 308, 309! [ Cheering ]
[ All Cheering ]
ABOUT AN HOUR AGO, I HEARD SOMEBODY MENTION CHILI FRIES.
- WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH THAT? - [ All ] ROGER! ROGER!
ROGER! ROGER!
[ Crickets Chirping ]
[ Sighs ]
THERE YOU GO.
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HEY, STEVE.
MY SPIDER-MAN SHIRT!
TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T MIND. ALL RIGHT, BOYS, GOOD NIGHT.
0700?
HOW ABOUT OKAY!
YOU SCAMP, I LOVE YOU!
THANKS TO YOUR DAD, I DON'T NEED MY VITAMINS ANYMORE.
OKAY, BARRY, I'VE HAD ENOUGH. TIME FOR YOU TO GO HOME.
YES. GO HOME.
JUST CUT OFF MY SHIRT AND LEAVE!
[ British Accent ] I DON'T THINK SO, STEVE.
I LIKE IT HERE.
YOUR VOICE, I-IT'S DIFFERENT.
YES, LOTS OF THINGS ARE DIFFERENT NOW.
YOU SEE, YOUR FATHER AND I GET ALONG QUITE WELL.
HE LIKES ME AND I LIKE HIM.
AND NO ONE-- I MEAN NO ONE--
IS GOING TO STAND IN THE WAY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP.
SO JUST SHUT YOUR SKINNY MOUTH,
GET IN THE BOTTOM BUNK...
AND GO TO SLEEP.
THAT FLY-- I-IT JUST CRAWLED IN YOUR--
GET IN THE BOTTOM BUNK, STEVEN, AND...
GO TO SLEEP!
[ Sinister Laughing ]
[ Farts ] THAT SHOULD BE WITH YOU MOMENTARILY.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. HE-- HE'S CRAZY!
HE-- HE WAS TALKING LIKE GARY OLDMAN.
AND HE MADE ME SLEEP UNDER THE BED!
AND THEN A FLY CRAWLED IN HIS MOUTH AND-- AND HE ATE IT!
HE-- HE ATE THE FLY!
HE-- IT WENT-- HE JUST ATE IT!
WELL, YOU TELL BARRY NOT TO FILL UP ON JUNK.
HEY, HEY! THERE HE IS!
♪♪ [ Humming ]
I TOOK A SHOWER.
BOY, THAT BATHROOM IS SO CLEAN, MRS. S.
HOW DO YOU FIND THE TIME TO STILL BE SO PRETTY?
OH, BARRY, PLEASE. I LOOK TERRIBLE.
STAN, COULD WE STOP BY CHURCH ON THE WAY TO BREAKFAST?
BEFORE I TAKE MY FIRST SIP OF O.J.,
I LIKE TO TAKE A BIG GULP OF JESUS.
[ Giggles ]
OH, I'M HEADING TO CHURCH FOR BIBLE STUDY.
MIND IF I CATCH A RIDE?
HEY.
UH, STEVE, WOULD YOU MIND OPENING THE DOOR FOR US?
YES, I MIND. YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH BARRY-- SOMETHING EVIL.
FINE, I'LL OPEN THE DOOR.
WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH, NOBODY PRAY FOR STEVE.
SO THEN DOGGER WAS, LIKE, "MAN, WHO VOMITED ON MY BED?"
AND I WAS, LIKE, "DOGGER, NOT ONLY IS THAT...
NOT VOMIT, THAT'S NOT A BED."
[ All Chuckling ]
[ Chanting ] BEER BREATH AND BLOODSHOT EYES...
ARE NOT THINGS TO SUBSIDIZE!
BEER BREATH AND BLOODSHOT EYES...
LET ME HANDLE THIS.
LADIES, LADIES, THE DEAN GAVE US...
THAT MONEY FAIR AND SQUARE.
YES, BUT NOT SO YOU COULD BLOW IT ON PARTIES AND ALCOHOL!
YEAH, I KNOW!
YEAH!
UH-HUH.
WELL, WE'RE A CULTURE. A GENDER-AND-ETHNIC- EXCLUSIONARY HIERARCHY.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD STUDY US. SAY TOMORROW NIGHT? AT THE HOUSE?
HE MAKES A GOOD POINT.
WAIT! DON'T GO!
WE NEED TO STAY THE COURSE!
I KNOW. WE JUST MADE PLANS FOR TOMORROW.
WEREN'T YOU LISTENING? HO!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU, BARRY.
BUT THIS IS MY FAMILY, MY HOUSE AND--
[ Sobbing ]
WHOA, WHOA, BARRY. I-- I DIDN'T MEAN TO--
NO, NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT-- IT'S JUST THAT YOUR DAD IS SO GREAT.
AND I WANTED TO HAVE A DAD LIKE THAT. AND I FEEL BAD.
AND SO I MADE YOU A SANDWICH.
OH, WELL, THANKS. [ Nervous Chuckle ]
WHY ARE YOU USING OVEN MITTS FOR A COLD SANDWICH?
I'M PRETENDING THEY'RE POCKETS.
HEY! THAT'S MY DAD'S TARA REID COLLECTOR'S PLATE.
YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT'LL BE WORTH...
IN A FEW MONTHS WHEN SHE'S DEAD?
[ Plates Crashing ]
MY PORCELAIN!
[ Gasps ] NO!
THEY WERE INNOCENT!
WHAT PLATE WILL COMMEMORATE YOU?
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?
WHAT IF WE DUST FOR PRINTS?
OF COURSE. BARRY, THAT'S IT. TO THE CRIME LAB!
WOW, STAN!
THE CRIME LAB TURNED OUT GREAT.
[ Beeping ]
DAD, THERE'S GOT TO BE MILLIONS OF SUSPECTS IN THAT DATABASE.
[ Beeps ]
WE'VE GOT A MATCH. A PICTURE OF THE CULPRIT IS NOW ON MY MONITOR.
NOW I JUST HAVE TO TURN MY HEAD...
SLIGHTLY TO THE LEFT AND--
STEVE!
WHAT? I DIDN'T DO IT.
WELL, YOURS ARE THE ONLY FINGERPRINTS ON THERE.
OH, MY GOD!
THE OVEN MITTS! IT WAS THE OVEN MITTS!
I THINK HE'S DANGEROUS.
HE TOLD ME HE'S BEEN STRANGLING CATS FOR YEARS.
LOOK OUT!
HE'S GOT A GUN!
OH, MY GOD! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO OUR SON?
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE.
[ Groaning ]
OVEN MITTS!
[ Machinery Whirring ]
[ Electricity Crackling ]
[ Both Grunt ]
LISTEN UP! YOU BOYS ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU REQUIRE PUNISHMENT!
UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT THAT AT TIMES WILL BORDER ON THE ABSURD!
SIR, UM, WHERE ARE WE?
WELL, WE AIN'T AT A DENNY'S IN TUCSON...
TRYING TO CONVINCE THE WAITRESS IT'S OUR BIRTHDAY!
WE'RE ON AN OIL RIG IN THE ATLANTIC.
TRY TO ESCAPE AND YOU'LL BE MET WITH DEADLY SHARKS AND SNIPER FIRE!
DO AS YOU'RE TOLD, AND YOU'LL FIND THIS A VERY SAFE ENVIRONMENT.
[ Screaming ]
YOU CAN DO THIS, GARY. YOUR TIME IS NOW.
ALL RIGHT! MAGGOTS TO THE BARRACKS!
[ Screaming ]
WHY, THANK YOU.
[ Both Shouting ] WOLVERINES!
[ Screaming ]
LEAVE IT!
THIS IS GREAT, BARRY. STEVE ISN'T INTERESTED...
IN PLAYING RED DAWN WITH ME ANYMORE.
[ Francine ] STAN?
I NEED SOME FURNITURE MOVED WHILE I VACUUM!
SORRY, CHAMP. PLAYTIME'S OVER.
WIFE COMES FIRST, PAL.
[ British Accent ] OH, FRANCINE IS FIRST...
ON MY LIST... TO KILL.
MY NAME IS BARRY.
[ Metal Squeaking ]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE KIDS?
THEY ALL SEEM SO SLOW.
LINE UP, MUNCHWADS! TIME FOR YOUR PILLS!
- WHAT PILLS? - THE ONES THAT RETARD YOUR AGGRESSIVE CRIMINAL MINDS!
WAIT A MINUTE.
RETARD.
TIME TO TAKE MY VITAMIN.
THAT'S IT! BARRY STOPPED TAKING HIS MEDS! HE'S UNRETARDED!
DON'T TAKE THAT! IT TURNS YOU INTO ONE OF THEM!
THANKS, BUT IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR NIPPLES OFF.
MY FAMILY'S IN DANGER.
I GOT TO GET HOME!
SO THIS FAMILY OF YOURS, DO THEY, UH,
I DON'T KNOW, HAVE NIPPLES?
♪♪ [ Rock ]
GIRLS, PUT THOSE DRINKS DOWN.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE STUDYING THIS ELITIST SUBCULTURE.
YOU'VE LOST YOUR OBJECTIVITY.
WE'RE NOT OBJECTS, HAYLEY. WE'RE WOMEN.
HEAR ME-- [ Retches ]
LISTEN UP, HAYLEY.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A GOOD TIME.
TRY TALKING TO ONE OF THE BROS. YOU MIGHT ENJOY IT.
NEVER. YOU HEAR ME? NEVER!
WELL, THAT'S A SHAME, 'CAUSE FRATERNITIES...
REALLY DO REPRESENT VIRTUE,
CHARITY AND BROTHERLY LOVE.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL BE PLAYING FOOSBALL IN THE *** ROOM.
[ Wood Creaking ]
[ Gasps ] BARRY, WHAT ARE YOU-- WHERE'S FRANCINE?
[ British Accent ] UH, SOMEPLACE SHE CAN'T GET BETWEEN US ANYMORE.
[ Groans ] MOVE OVER, STAN. YOU'RE FREEZING.
- WHAT DID YOU DO, YOU LITTLE-- - UH-UH. BUT SINCE YOU'RE UP,
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO DOWNSTAIRS FOR A LITTLE GAME?
- YOUR-- YOUR VOICE. - SOOTHING, ISN'T IT?
SWEET AND TERRIBLE LIKE A MADMAN'S LULLABY.
- [ Boys Whistling ] - IF ANY OF YOU...
WERE THINKING ABOUT BREAKING INTO A MUSICAL NUMBER, THINK AGAIN!
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SINGS ON THIS RIG!
♪ FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD ♪
♪ HOT SAUSAGE AND MUSTARD ♪
♪ WHILE WE'RE IN THE MOOD ♪
♪ COLD JELLY AND CUSTARD ♪
THIS IS OUR CHANCE. WE'RE BUSTING OUT OF HERE.
TIME TO PLAY IDENTITY THEFT.
WOW!
♪♪ [ Singing, Indistinct ]
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
♪♪ [ Continues ]
[ Clicks, Klaxon Blaring ]
[ Man On Speaker ] ALARM BUTTON NEXT TO THE SPEEDBOAT-LOWERING BUTTON PUSHED!
[ On Speaker ] ALARM BUTTON...
- NEXT TO THE SPEEDBOAT- LOWERING BUTTON PUSHED! - [ Guns Cocking ]
[ Imitating Dolphin ]
QUICK! THROUGH HERE!
[ Creaking ]
THERE'S NO WAY OUT! WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!
[ All Screaming ]
[ Bubbling ]
ALL RIGHT, KIDS ARE DEAD. BACK TO WORK!
[ Cheering ]
HOW'D YOU LEARN TO DO ALL THAT?
COOL!
- VERY COOL. - YEAH, I GUESS IT IS.
[ Imitating Dolphin ]
[ Dolphin Calling ]
LEAVE ME ALONE, ROGER.
I'M ALREADY ASHAMED.
ASHAMED I TURNED MY BACK ON THE ESKIMOS.
YOU SURE TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME LAST NIGHT.
THAT'S TUK-TUK. GOOD BRO. GOOD FOR THE HOUSE.
[ Groans ]
WELL, IF I'M GONNA BE ANY FUN AT THE LUAU TONIGHT, I BETTER HIT THE SACK.
UH-UH. NO, YOU DON'T. BROTHERS SLEEP. PLEDGES CLEAN.
E-- EXCUSE ME. CLEAN?
YEAH. AFTER A HOUSE PARTY, PLEDGES SPEND THE DAY CLEANING UP.
[ Hawking ] WHY DON'T YOU START BY CLEANING THAT UP, ***?
TIRED OF GETTING SPANKED BY DUDES ANYWAY.
GO AHEAD. PLAY THE CARD.
BUT IT'LL SEND YOU BACK TO START.
BUT--
PLAY YOUR CARD!
ALL RIGHT, BARRY! THE JIG IS UP!
- STEVE, YOU'RE A JOCKEY! - HAD TO PLAY IDENTITY THEFT TO GET HOME.
HAD TO DO A LOT OF THINGS YOU TAUGHT ME TO GET HOME.
THAT'S OKAY, SON.
TIME TO TAKE YOUR PILL!
YOU'RE NOT IN ANY POSITION TO BE CALLING THE SHOTS, STEVEN.
I'M THE ONE HOLDING THE GUN.
SURE, YOU COULD KILL ME WITH YOUR GUN.
BUT ARE YOU WILLING TO TRY SOMETHING MUCH MORE ELABORATE AND UNNECESSARY?
YOUR ANTIPSYCHOTIC VITAMIN IS IN ONE OF THESE GLASSES.
YOU CHOOSE WHICH ONE, THEN WE BOTH DRINK.
CAREFUL, STEVE! HE'S AS MAD AS HE IS FAT!
I'LL JUST MAKE MY DECISION BASED UPON WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU.
YOU ESCAPED THE WORK CAMP, SO I KNOW YOU'RE CUNNING.
I ALSO KNOW YOU'RE SHY, FARSIGHTED,
GRUMPY IN THE MORNING-- I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
- YOU'RE STALLING. - AND I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT.
I KNOW YOU'RE A HANDFUL AT BOY-GIRL PARTIES. YOUR NAME BACKWARDS IS NEVETS.
AND YOUR AIM AT THE URINAL IS,
SHALL WE SAY, LESS THAN ACCURATE.
YES, I CHOOSE THIS ONE!
THANKS FOR DRIVING ME HOME, MR. SMITH.
WE'RE GOING FASTER THAN PEOPLE!
QUIET, FATTY, FAT, FAT, FATTY!
SORRY WE SENT YOU TO WORK CAMP, SON.
BARRY REALLY PULLED ONE OVER ON US. HOW'D YOU KNOW HE'D PICK THE RIGHT GLASS?
[ Speaking Like Barry ] I PUT VITAMINS IN BOTH.
I FOUND THIS ON THE FLOOR.
[ Stan ] MAN, I'M GETTING HUNGRY.
HEY, LET'S GO DIG UP YOUR MOTHER SO SHE CAN MAKE US BREAKFAST.
BYE! HAVE A GREAT TIME.