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Narrator: IT'S SUMMERTIME IN AMERICA,
AND ACROSS THE UNITED STATES, MOST AMERICANS CAN BE FOUND
FLOCKING TO THEME PARKS, BEACHES, AND LAKES
IN SEARCH OF FUN FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT.
BUT A SMALL GROUP LIVING IN THE COUNTRY'S HEARTLAND
HAS A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FORM OF SUMMER AMUSEMENT.
LET'S GO MUD BOGGING.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
WHOO!
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
IF YOU AIN'T MUDDY WHEN YOU LEAVE HERE,
THEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE FUN.
THIS IS NOT SOME HAPPY [BLEEP]
FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU COME OUT HERE AND DO,
THIS IS A LIFESTYLE.
WE DON'T DO THAT HIGH-CLASS [BLEEP]
WE LIKE TO GET DIRTY.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
WHOO!
SWEET HOME ALABAMA, BABY.
Narrator: WELCOME TO THE DOWN-AND-DIRTY LIFESTYLE
OF MUD BOGGING.
Woman: THERE'S MUD, THERE'S REDNECKS,
AND THERE'S FOUR-WHEEL DRIVES AND FOUR-WHEELERS.
ABOUT TIME TO GET DIRTY.
WHOO!
Narrator: THIS IS "MUD LOVIN' REDNECKS."
-- Captions by VITAC -- www.vitac.com
CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
IT'S EARLY JUNE IN CENTRAL ALABAMA,
AND FOR THE PEOPLE LIVING IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY,
THE START OF SUMMER MARKS THE BEGINNING OF MUD-BOG SEASON.
NOBODY GETS IN FOR FREE UNLESS THEY'RE ON THE SHEET.
WHERE IS YOUR WALKIE-TALKIE?
HELLO.
TELL APRIL TO COME HELP ME HANG THESE DADGUM BALLOONS UP.
Narrator: ANNA "LIL' BIT" GRANTHAM AND HER HUSBAND, BO...
[ BELCHES ]
...OWN AND OPERATE MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG.
AND TODAY IS THEIR GRAND OPENING.
HEY, WE'RE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
IT'S 9:05. I'M OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
ALL RIGHT. GOT SOME WRISTBANDS FOR YOU.
YEAH.
WE SET UP ALL THIS CRAP.
WE'VE BEEN UP SINCE 4:00 SETTING IT UP.
I'M SLEEPY. I WANT TO TAKE A NAP, BUT I CAN'T.
YOU KNOW, YOU RUN A BUSINESS,
YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
LET'S MAKE SOME MONEY, HAVE FUN, AND THEN AFTERWARDS,
WE'RE GOING OUT AND GETTING DRUNK AND HAVING A BETTER TIME.
1, 2, 3.
MUD MONEY!
I'M PRETTY DAMN IMPRESSED ALREADY. IT AIN'T EVEN 10:00.
WE GOT A HILL FULL OF PEOPLE NOW.
GOT SOME GOOD WEATHER TO COME OUT HERE AND PLAY IN THE MUD.
I'LL JUST BE MORE HAPPY WHEN MORE PEOPLE COME IN.
AND HOPEFULLY I'LL MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF DAMN MONEY TODAY.
Narrator: WHILE THE IDEA OF DRIVING A TRUCK THROUGH THE MUD
IS NOT A NEW ONE, IT WASN'T UNTIL THE LATE 1980s
THAT ORGANIZED MUD BOGS GAINED IN POPULARITY,
DUE TO THEIR ACCESSIBILITY AND COMMUNITY ATMOSPHERE.
A MUD BOG IS BASICALLY A BIG HOLE FILLED WITH MUD AND WATER
WHERE A BUNCH OF TRUCKS COME AND HAVE FUN.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
IT'S LIKE A NIGHTCLUB, BUT OUT IN THE DIRT, OUT IN THE OPEN.
AIN'T NO WALLS. AIN'T NO ROOF. THERE'S NO LIGHTS.
TRUCKS BREAKING, PARTS FLYING.
A LOT OF MUD-SLINGING, BEER-DRINKING, HELL-RAISING.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHEN PEOPLE COME TO TURN LOOSE, RELAX, HAVE FUN, AND GET NAKED.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
ONE THING A REDNECK LOVES IS MUD.
Man: KIND OF BRINGS BACK THE CHILDHOOD
OF PLAYING IN DIRT AND MUD.
HE'S LIKE A PIG, MAN. [ SNORTS ]
YOU PUT RED LIPSTICK ON A PIG, AND YOU STILL GOT A PIG.
Man: WHOO!
Narrator: AT JUST OVER THREE ACRES,
MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG IS ON THE SMALL SIDE
COMPARED TO THE LARGER BOGS IN THE AREA.
BUT WHAT IT LACKS IN SIZE,
IT MAKES UP FOR WITH NATURAL RESOURCES.
THIS MUD BOG SITS ON A NATURAL SPRING,
GUARANTEEING UNLIMITED MUD AND NONSTOP ACTIVITIES.
Woman: GO!
Anna: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, YOU KNOW, THEY GOT TO WAIT FOR IT TO RAIN,
OR THEY GOT TO PAY A HIGH WATER BILL TO MAKE THE MUDHOLE.
LUCKY US, WE HAVE AN UNDERWATER SPRING,
SO OUR MUD NEVER GOES DRY.
Bo: 'CAUSE IT AIN'T NOTHING BUT A SWAMP AREA DOWN HERE ANYWAY.
YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING WITH THE PROPERTY.
WHY NOT MAKE A LITTLE MONEY
WITH THE LAND YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING WITH?
Narrator: PARTICIPANTS CAN SPEND WEEKS
GETTING THEIR TRUCKS READY TO GO THROUGH THE MUD,
MAKING THIS A COSTLY HOBBY FOR SERIOUS MUD BOGGERS.
WHEN WE HIT THE HOLE, WE SNAPPED THE AXLE ON THE RIGHT SIDE.
THOSE TIRES ON THAT THING IS ABOUT $300 A PIECE, PROBABLY.
IT COST US ABOUT $600 WORTH OF REPAIRS.
I THREW A FRONT DRIVE SHAFT, BUSTED THE TRANSMISSION.
AND THAT WAS ALL IN FIVE MINUTES.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
MOST PEOPLE TAKE THEIR TRUCKS OUT THERE IN THE MUD,
AND THEY JUST GET IT STUCK AND TEAR IT UP,
AND THEN THEY'LL JUST GO OUT AND SPEND ALL WEEK FIXING IT.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HAVING FUN.
GOING BACK FOR MORE! WHOO!
Narrator: NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME AND MONEY
IS PUT INTO EACH TRUCK,
EVERYONE GETS STUCK SOONER OR LATER.
PULLING TRUCKS FROM THE MUD
REQUIRES EXPERTISE AND HEAVY MACHINERY.
TO HELP WITH THIS CRITICAL TASK,
LIL' BIT AND BO HAVE PARTNERED UP WITH THEIR BEST FRIENDS,
AUDREY AND HER FIANCĂ©, BUBBA.
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
I'VE BEEN IN THE SUNSHINE, GETTING ME SOME ***.
BUBBA OWNS BUBBA'S CONSTRUCTION,
AND HIS BRAND-NEW EXCAVATOR IS THE PERFECT TOOL
TO PULL OUT ANY VEHICLE THAT GETS STUCK IN THE MUD.
WELL, THE WAY WE SEE IT, YOU CAN'T RUN A MUD BOG
WITHOUT THE EQUIPMENT TO MAKE THE MUD ALL STIRRED UP
AND PULL PEOPLE OUT WITH, SO WE JUST COMBINE THE TWO.
THERE WE GO. WE GOT EACH OTHER.
HELLO!
PEOPLE ARE STUCK!
MY NAME IS AUDREY, BUT YOU JUST CALL ME "FAT LEGS."
OH, YOU NASTY!
FAT LEGS IS CRAZY. I AIN'T GONNA LIE, SHE IS.
BUT SHE'S ADORABLE DOING IT.
Audrey: WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG,
AND BO AND BUBBA PLAYED TOGETHER
EVER SINCE THEY WERE LIKE 2 YEARS OLD.
KISS MY ***.
THAT'S A BIG ***!
THERE. ARE YOU HAPPY?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
I'M NOT SOMEONE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD MESS WITH.
I HAVE A VERY SHORT FUSE.
MY MAN. I'M TAKING YOU HOME!
I DON'T KNOW YOU, SO STOP ASKING HIM!
SHE DON'T LIKE NOBODY MESSING WITH HER MAN.
BEFORE I WHIP YOUR ***! THAT'S MY MAN.
FAT LEGS -- SHE DON'T TAKE NO [BLEEP] OFF NOBODY.
YOU DON'T GET UP IN HER DAMN FACE,
'CAUSE SHE DAMN WILL CLOCK YOU ONE.
SHE CAN FIGHT.
DO YOU HEAR ME? I'M NOT PLAYING.
BUBBA IS MY FIANCĂ©.
HE IS MY BABY DADDY. [ LAUGHS ]
Bo: I DON'T THINK BUBBA COULD LIVE WITHOUT FAT LEGS.
IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN RIGHT THERE,
'CAUSE THEY'RE BOTH CRAZIER THAN HELL.
GIVE ME A KISS AND TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
I LOVE YOU.
Narrator: IT'S BEEN A SOLID TURNOUT
AT TODAY'S GRAND OPENING,
AND THE FOUR PARTNERS ARE FEELING HOPEFUL
ABOUT THEIR NEW BUSINESS.
BYE!
I'M SO FREAKING TIRED.
WELL, I THINK WE MADE A LITTLE MONEY!
$125.
$220 RIGHT HERE.
$870.
Anna: PLUS $870.
$1,019.
ALL RIGHT.
WE GOT TO DO BETTER.
FOR ONE THING, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HILLS,
OR SOME PEOPLE CAME OUT HERE FOR TRAILS.
I HAVE A LOT OF IDEAS.
RIGHT. AND MORE ADVERTISEMENT.
I MADE ABOUT $1,000 WITH THIS ONE.
FOR THE NEXT ONE, I HAVE GOT TO AT LEAST PULL $3,000
OR I AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP IT OPEN.
THE REASON WE OPENED THIS UP WAS TO TRY TO HELP PAY SOME BILLS.
I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND WE GOT TO DO BETTER, BUT DAMN.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
THAT RIGHT THERE PROVES THEY HAD FUN.
WHOO!
Narrator: THE PARTNERS AGREE THE NEXT BOG WILL HAVE TO BE BETTER.
WHOO-HOO!
BUT FOR TODAY, THEY'RE ALL PRETTY SATISFIED
WITH A SUCCESSFUL GRAND OPENING.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
Russell: GET YOUR FISHING POLE!
THE CREW PREPS FOR THE NEXT BOG USING UNCONVENTIONAL METHODS...
HANG ON! I'M SLIPPING! WHOO!
YOU SHAKE IT.
...AND HITS SOME BUMPS ALONG THE WAY.
[ MAMA BEAR SCREAMS ]
OH, YOU ALL RIGHT?
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
THE HELL WITH THIS MUD BOG. AND I WILL WALK HOME.
Narrator: THIS MORNING'S DISASTER ZONE IS PROOF
THAT YESTERDAY'S GRAND OPENING WAS A ROUSING SUCCESS.
IN ORDER TO MAKE THE NEXT MUD BOG EVEN MORE SUCCESSFUL,
LIL' BIT AND BO HAVE CALLED A STRATEGY MEETING.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ HORN HONKING ]
GO, FAT BOY.
WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?
Anna: HEY, BUBBA. WE SAVED YOU A CHAIR.
I WANT EVERYBODY'S OPINION.
HOW CAN WE MAKE THIS MUD BOG BETTER?
BECAUSE IT WENT DECENT YESTERDAY,
BUT IT CAN ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN IT WAS.
SO Y'ALL GOT ANY SUGGESTIONS?
WE NEED, LIKE, CONTESTS OR, YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA DRAW PEOPLE'S ATTENTION.
WHAT KIND OF CONTEST CAN WE HAVE?
DANG, BUBBA, THAT'S A PRETTY DADGUM GOOD IDEA.
FIRST GOOD IDEA YOU HAD ALL DADGUM DAY.
YOU COULD HAVE, LIKE, WHERE THEY CAN BURP.
[ BOTH BELCH ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHO CAN SHAKE THEIR *** THE BEST.
SHOOT, MAMA BEAR'LL WIN THAT. SHE GOT ENOUGH *** TO SHAKE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU SON OF A ***.
MAMA BEAR -- SHE'S SOMETHING ELSE NOW.
Anna: LOOK AT MAMA BEAR!
Man: THAT IS A FULL-GROWN WOMAN RIGHT THERE.
IF YOU *** HER OFF, THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE.
I'M A ***...
HEY, HEY!
...AND I'M A WITCH.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND IF I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU,
AND IF I DON'T LOVE YOU, YOU DON'T CROSS MAMA.
[ GUNSHOT ]
I HAVE GOT A VIOLENT TEMPER.
YEAH.
BUT IT HAS MELLOWED OUT WITH YEARS.
[ BOING! ]
BECCA, YOU WAS RUNNING CONCESSION STANDS YESTERDAY.
HOW DO YOU THINK IT WENT?
IT NEEDS TO BE BETTER.
LIKE WHAT?
WHY DON'T WE GO CATCH SOME CATFISH OUT IN THE CREEK?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD!
I AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF THAT, BUT I'LL TRY ANYTHING.
FOR YOU, ANNA.
SHUT THIS DAMN MUD BOG DOWN.
AT LEAST THE NEIGHBORS WON'T THINK
WE'RE POOR WHITE TRASH TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Anna: THIS MUD BOG, WE ONLY MADE $1,000 DOLLARS.
IF WE DO NOT MAKE $3,000 ON THE NEXT ONE,
WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST WRAP EVERYTHING UP,
BECAUSE WE'LL BE LOSING TOTALLY OUT OF OUR BUTTS.
WE GOT TO PULL PEOPLE IN TO MAKE THEM COME
SO WE CAN MAKE THAT MONEY.
I AGREE.
I GOT A LOT RIDING ON THIS.
WE ALL DAMN NEAR QUIT OUR JOBS TO COME OUT HERE AND DO THIS.
I KNOW I'M GONNA BE PRAYING ABOUT IT AND HOPING,
AND I'LL KEEP MY FINGERS CROSSED,
MY TOES, EVERYTHING ELSE.
WHATEVER I GOT TO DO TO MAKE IT WORK, I'M GONNA DO IT.
WE GOOD? WE GONNA MAKE THIS WORK?
ALL IN FAVOR, SAY AYE.
AYE.
MEETING'S ADJOURNED.
Narrator: WITH JUST ONE WEEK UNTIL THE NEXT MUD BOG,
THE CREW HAS AGREED TO SPLIT UP THE WORK.
THE BOYS WILL BE RESPONSIBLE
FOR CATCHING THE CATFISH AND IMPROVING THE MUD-BOG GROUNDS,
WHILE THE GIRLS WILL BE IN CHARGE
OF BRINGING IN NEW BUSINESS.
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
[ CLUCKING ]
[ QUACKING ]
THIS GONNA BE SOME COLD [BLEEP]
WELL...
[ SIGHS ]
FRICK, YEAH.
THIS FEELS GOOD.
YOU DON'T GET NO BETTER THAN THIS,
WASHING YOUR PIGGIES OFF, GETTING A TAN.
CAN I HAVE SOME SUNTAN LOTION?
LET'S SEE HERE.
THANK YOU.
ANNA, I'M WORRIED.
YOU SAID $3,000 TO KEEP THIS MUD BOG OPEN.
I DON'T THINK THAT'S POSSIBLE.
WE GOT TO MAKE OUR MONEY BACK ON WHAT WE PUT IN.
IF WE DON'T MAKE OUR MONEY BACK,
WE'RE JUST PAYING FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE FUN,
AND THAT'S JUST STUPID.
THAT'S WHY I SAID WE AT LEAST GOT TO MAKE $3,000
ON THE NEXT ONE, OR WE'RE JUST GONNA SAY SCREW IT.
WELL, HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT?
I THINK IT DOES.
Narrator: BECAUSE BUBBA AND BO
NEED A LOT OF CATFISH IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME,
THE GUYS HAVE RECRUITED THEIR FRIEND KNOTHEAD TO ASSIST.
THAT'S MY TRACTOR BATTERY. WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING ON DOING?
KNOTHEAD IS KNOWN FOR HIS RADICAL IDEAS.
[ LAUGHS ]
POP THE HOOD, AND LET'S SEE IF WE CAN'T CATCH SOME FISH.
YOU WANTED TO DO SOME FISHING.
NO, I WANTED TO GO FISHING.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
SO NOW WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO?
WE GONNA SEE IF WE CAN'T KNOCK SOME OF THESE FISH
UP IN THE SHALLOW END OF THIS POND.
PLEASE BACK UP.
AND, KIDS, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
I AIN'T SCARED.
THOUGHT YOU WASN'T SCARED. STICK YOUR HAND IN.
Narrator: KNOTHEAD'S PLAN HAS CLEARLY FAILED.
BO AND BUBBA DECIDE
IT'S TIME TO TAKE MATTERS INTO THEIR OWN HANDS
IF THEY'RE GOING TO CATCH ENOUGH CATFISH.
CAN YOU EAT WORMS?
YEAH, YOU CAN EAT WORMS.
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR DAMN MIND?
[ BELCHES ]
LOOK. YOUR DOG'S GOING SWIMMING.
Anna: THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A MUD-BOG DOG.
[ BELCHES ]
WHAT OTHER KIND OF STUFF WE CAN DO FOR MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK?
WE GOT A LOT OF IDEAS ROLLING IN OUR HEAD,
BUT WE AIN'T SPOKE ABOUT THEM.
WE NEED TO GET A PRIZE FOR THEM.
WHOEVER WINS, YOU KNOW, THEY'RE GONNA WANT SOMETHING.
WHAT ABOUT A BOUQUET?
YEAH, WELL, HEY, WE CAN EVEN MAKE A DADGUM CALENDAR
OF ALL THE GIRLS THAT, YOU KNOW, WON.
AND WHOEVER WINS THE MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK
WILL BE ON THE FRONT OF OUR FACEBOOK PAGE.
NOW, THEY'D BE PROUD.
I WOULD IF I WON SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
Narrator: BO AND BUBBA KNOW
THE BEST PLACE TO FISH IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE POND,
AND THEY'LL USE WHATEVER IS AVAILABLE TO GET THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
Russell: GET YOUR FISHING POLE! YOU AIN'T GONNA FLOAT LONG.
THERE YOU GO.
OH [BLEEP]
THERE YOU GO! [ LAUGHS ]
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT [BLEEP] CAR WOULD FLOAT, BUBBA.
WHERE'S THE WIRES AT, RUSSELL?
WELL, YOU GOT ONE OF THEM IN YOUR PHONE.
YOU GONNA START FISHING? ARE YOU GOING DOWN --
YES! THE DAMN CAR! OFF THE CAR!
WHAT THE HELL? I'M JUST HERE FISHING.
Y'ALL SAID THIS WAS A BULLETPROOF IDEA.
IT IS.
ME AND BUBBA GONNA GET THE ICE-COLD BEER,
'CAUSE WHEN I GET BACK, Y'ALL BETTER HAVE ME SOME FISH CAUGHT.
SEE Y'ALL LATER.
DON'T HOLD YOUR DAMN BREATH.
WANT TO GO GET SOME BEER?
YEAH, GET ME SOME.
Kyle: HOPE MAMA DON'T MISS HER CAR THAT MUCH.
Anna: TWO OR THREE DAYS.
Audrey: RIGHT, RIGHT.
[ DOG BARKS ]
WELL, I GUESS WHEN WE GET BACK...
HEY.
HELLO.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?
WHY ARE YOU SOAKING WET? WHY ARE YOU IN YOUR BOXERS?
Bo: WENT FISHING.
ALL RIGHT. WHERE'S THE FISH AT?
Y'ALL GOT THEM IN A BUCKET DOWN THERE OR WHAT?
THEY'RE IN THE CAR.
IN THE CAR.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BRING THEM TO US.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. "IN THE POND"?
NO. THEY'RE IN THE CAR.
"IN THE CAR." "IN THE POND."
SO THEY'RE...
IN THE...
THE POND'S IN THE CAR.
THE CAR IS IN THE POND? IT'S FLOATING?
Russell: NO. THE POND'S IN THE CAR.
FLOATING.
NO, IT DON'T FLOAT NO MORE.
IT'S AT THE BOTTOM.
SO THERE'S A CAR IN MY FREAKING POND?
ACCORDING TO THEM, FISH ARE GONNA GET IN THE CAR,
AND THEY'RE GONNA PULL THE CAR OUT,
AND THAT'S GONNA BE OUR FISH FOR OUR FISH FRY AT THE MUD BOG.
NOW, YOU TELL ME IF THAT'S GONNA WORK.
WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FISH LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE FISH, ***?
I WANTED TO FISH FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE POND OUT.
WELL, THERE'S SUCH THINGS AS CALLED BOATS.
IMMATURE! IMMATURE BOYS IS WHAT YOU ARE.
Russell: THAT'S MEAN.
IMMATURE.
AND YOU'RE IN YOUR BOXERS.
HERE.
[ SCREAMING ]
TODAY WE HAVE WITH US...
ANNA. EVERYBODY CALLS ME "LIL' BIT."
LIL' BIT.
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE ON THE RADIO.
[ LAUGHS ]
Man: WHOO!
Narrator: AND LATER,
THINGS GET OUT OF HAND.
WHOO!
Man: GET OFF OF HIM, HUH?
Anna: WE CAME INTO TOWN TODAY TO PASS OUT SOME FLIERS.
MUD BOG!
[ HORN HONKS ]
WE'RE HAVING A MUD BOG.
WE'RE HAVING A MUD BOG BEHIND CONFEDERATE PARK.
Man: HOW'S IT GOING?
Audrey: WE'RE HAVING A MUD BOG.
YOU LOOK GOOD!
I WILL.
ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
BEFORE I LEFT TODAY, I MADE, YOU KNOW,
A "HONEY DO" LIST FOR BO AND BUBBA --
GET THE MUD BOG READY, GET THE MUDHOLE READY,
GET HILLS READY.
LITTLE NIT-NAT STUFF
THAT THEY'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT AND WE ARE.
Narrator: WHILE THE GIRLS CONTINUE PASSING OUR FLIERS,
BO AND HIS HELPERS, KYLE AND CHARLIE BROWN,
GET TO WORK CLEARING MORE LAND FOR THE UPCOMING BOG.
THEY'RE CREATING WHAT'S KNOWN TO MUD BOGGERS AS A ROCK CRAWL --
A MULTILEVEL AREA WHERE MASSIVE TRACKS WITH BIG WHEELS
CAN TEST THEIR HORSEPOWER.
BO'S PLAN IS TO CARVE OUT THE HILL BEHIND HIS PROPERTY
INTO GIANT STEPS FOR CLIMBING.
BUBBA AND HIS EXCAVATOR
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON-SITE TODAY HELPING,
BUT HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
WHOO!
I STILL GOT MY BEER, BABY!
WHOA! [BLEEP]
SHAKE YOUR BUTT.
NO!
HERE WE GO. WE'RE HAVING A MUD BOG.
CRAWFISH BOWL AND EVERYTHING.
YOU SHAKE IT.
DON'T PUSH ME.
Y'ALL WANT TO COME DOWN TO OUR MUD BOG?
MUD BOG!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
MUD BOG!
[ HORN HONKS ]
THAT WAS A GIRL HONKING!
Audrey: MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE WORN SOMETHING SEXY.
SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YA.
MY MAMA WOULD KILL ME!
Narrator: FREE FROM THE GIRLS' SUPERVISION,
BO DOESN'T SEE ANY REASON
WHY THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE A LITTLE FUN WHILE THEY WORK.
WATCH IT. HOLD ON.
HEY. WE GOT A MOTORBOAT NOW.
I'VE GOT YOUR POSTER. I'LL HANG IT.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, MA'AM.
THE MORE PEOPLE GET EXCITED, THE MORE HAPPIER WE GET.
SO HOPEFULLY WE GET SOME PEOPLE
SAYING HELL YEAH, THEY'RE COMING.
SO THAT'S THE ENERGY I'M LOOKING FOR.
OH, MY GOD. I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RADIO STATION.
HEY.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS GOT?
WE'VE BEEN PASSING OUT FLIERS ALL DAY ABOUT OUR MUD BOG.
WE'RE HAVING A FISH FRY.
WE'RE HAVING ALL SORTS OF STUFF.
AND WE WAS WANTING TO KNOW IF THERE'S ANY WAY
YOU CAN ANNOUNCE IT ON THE RADIO.
OKAY.
WOULD YOU GUYS BE WILLING TO GO ON THE AIR?
THAT BE COOL? YEAH?
ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
GET YOU OVER BY HERE ON THE MICROPHONE, AND THEN STAND BY.
IN A COUPLE SECONDS, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU ON THE AIR.
ALL RIGHT. YOU BOTH ARE GONNA BE ON THIS MIKE HERE.
OKAY, SO, THERE'S THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE THAT ARE LISTENING.
[ COUGHS ]
DON'T GET NERVOUS ABOUT THAT.
TODAY WE HAVE WITH US --
ANNA. EVERYBODY CALLS ME "LIL' BIT."
LIL' BIT. OKAY.
AUDREY. EVERYBODY CALLS ME "FAT LEGS."
ALL RIGHT. SO LIL' BIT AND FAT LEGS.
I GOT THE FLYER HERE. COMING UP THIS SATURDAY.
STARTS AT WHAT TIME?
STARTS AT 9:00, UNTIL THE LAST PERSON LEAVES.
OKAY. AND WHAT ARE YOU EXPECTING?
A LOT OF FOLKS COMING OUT? FOUR-WHEELERS?
WE'RE HOPING A LOT OF FOLKS COME OUT.
ANYBODY'S WELCOME.
WE LET FOUR-WHEEL DRIVES, FOUR-WHEELERS, CARS.
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
JUST, WE WANT EVERYBODY TO COME IN AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
WELL, WE'RE PUTTING THE WORD OUT OFFICIALLY NOW. COOL?
ALL RIGHT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE. I-92, WLWI.
I NEVER THOUGHT IN MY LIFE
THAT I WOULD BE ABLE TO BE ON THE RADIO
OR WALK INTO A RADIO STATION
AND GET TO BE IN THE... WHATEVER ROOM IT'S CALLED.
PRODUCER ROOM. PRODUCER ROOM.
IT WAS AWESOME. I WOULD LOVE TO DO THAT AGAIN.
AND IT WAS GREAT. I ABOUT WET MY PANTS.
WITH ALL THE WORK ME AND FAT LEGS DONE TODAY,
I'M HOPING THE GUYS GOT SOMETHING DONE.
[ HORN HONKS ]
HANG ON, STUPID!
WHOO! I NEED A BEER NOW!
Narrator: THE GIRLS HAVE RETURNED FROM TOWN
AND CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT LITTLE PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE.
BO -- HE GOT UP AT 6:00 THIS MORNING.
HE SAID, "I'M GONNA GO WORK ON THE ROCK-CLIMBING."
DO YOU SEE ANYTHING DONE?
NO -- HE'S BEEN PLAYING,
HORSING AROUND ALL MORNING, PULLING A BOAT.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HECK ELSE HE DONE.
I WISH Y'ALL WOULD STOP [BLEEP] TALKING
AND GET SOME WORK DONE.
DON'T BE SMILING! I AIN'T PLAYING!
Man: GRAB MY DAMN BEER.
THEY'RE *** ME OFF OVER HERE.
YOU'RE *** ME OFF!
BUBBA'S NOT HERE. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL BUBBA IS.
[ DOGS BARKING ]
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
YOU AIN'T BEEN HERE.
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET A HOLD OF YOU.
THE BOBCAT'S MESSED UP.
THIS HAS BEEN A FREAKING WASTED DAY.
EVERYBODY HAS DONE NOTHING BUT PLAY.
MUD RIDE.
BO GOES AND GETS THE DAMN TRACTOR
AND PUTS *** ON A BOAT,
MESSES UP ALL THE PILES Y'ALL HAVE PILED UP.
IT'S KYLE. DON'T [BLEEP] WITH ME.
THEY DONE MESSED UP BIG RED.
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S BEEN DONE.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT? [BLEEP] THIS.
THE HELL WITH THIS MUD BOG. AND I'LL WALK HOME.
Man: DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA.
Woman: HERE YOU GO, BUBBA.
WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN.
THE TENSION BETWEEN FAT LEGS AND BUBBA INTENSIFIES.
FAT LEGS.
Audrey: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD
I WANTED TO KILL BOTH OF THEM GIRLS.
[ Voice breaking ] I CAN'T FIGHT.
I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T.
[ TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ CLUCKING ]
Narrator: WITH JUST TWO DAYS UNTIL THE NEXT BOG,
BUBBA HAS A PLAN HE HOPES WILL CHEER FAT LEGS UP.
YEAH.
WELL, I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO.
'CAUSE I'M STILL MAD!
A NIGHT ON THE TOWN DOESN'T COMPARE
TO WHAT FAT LEGS WOULD REALLY LIKE.
'CAUSE I REALLY WANT TO GET MARRIED.
BUBBA IS THE ONE FOR ME,
BECAUSE I JUST NEVER FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANYBODY BEFORE.
I'VE ALWAYS CARED FOR HIM.
EVEN ALL THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL, I ALWAYS CARED ABOUT HIM.
WHY DO YOU WANT TO MARRY ME?
HERE. YOU GOT TO PUT THIS IN YOUR TRUCK.
YES, BOSS.
Narrator: FAT LEGS HAS AGREED TO A NIGHT OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS,
AS LONG AS BUBBA PROMISES TO BEHAVE HIMSELF.
Audrey: TONIGHT, ME, BUBBA, BO, AND ANNA,
AND SOME OTHER FRIENDS ARE GONNA GO TO THE BLUE IGUANA.
WE DON'T EVER REALLY GET TO GO OUT,
SO I THINK TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A REALLY FUN NIGHT.
[ ALL CHEER ]
Woman: YEAH!
YEAH!
[ Mockingly ] DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD
BLOW BUBBLES WITH MY MOUTH?
REALLY?
Narrator: BUT AFTER SOME DRINKS AND A LITTLE ATTENTION,
THE FUN QUICKLY TURNS INTO DRAMA.
THERE'S [BLEEP] IN THERE, AND I DON'T [BLEEP] LIKE THEM.
[ Mockingly ] IT LOOKS BETTER ON JENNY.
[ Mockingly ] JENNY. OH, MY GOSH.
WHOO!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
THIS RIGHT HERE.
HUH?
THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING ***.
DANG!
CHEERS.
I THINK THEY LOOK LIKE [BLEEP]
DRINK THEM AT THE SAME TIME.
BUBBA... HERE YOU GO, BUBBA.
WHAT?
UH-OH. I'M SORRY.
BUBBA -- IF HE'D QUIT DRINKING SO DAMN MUCH, WE'D BE ALL RIGHT.
BUBBA, I'M NOT...
YEAH?
I'M NOT [BLEEP] PLAYING.
ABOUT WHAT?
I'M HIS WOMAN.
I DIDN'T SEE A NAME TAG ON HIM.
DRINK, BUBBA. DRINK.
DRINK, BUBBA. DRINK.
OH, YEAH. DON'T [BLEEP] START THAT [BLEEP] UP.
OH, WHY? WHY?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
WHAT?
WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HAVE FUN.
HERE WE GO.
BE SCARED. BE [BLEEP] SCARED.
[BLEEP]
WHERE'S FAT LEGS AT?
WHERE'S FAT LEGS?
FAT LEGS?
Narrator: THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME THAT BO AND LIL' BIT
HAVE SEEN THIS CONDUCT FROM BUBBA AND FAT LEGS.
THEY'RE KNOWN FOR THEIR PASSIONATE BEHAVIOR.
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD I WANTED TO KILL BOTH OF THEM GIRLS.
YOU AIN'T GOING TO JAIL. WE GOT YOUR BACK.
[ Voice breaking ] NO, I CAN'T FIGHT.
I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I CAN'T. I GOT A BABY AT HOME.
WELL, I THINK IF ANYTHING GETS OUT OF BOUNDS,
LET'S GET BUBBA STRAIGHTENED OUT.
HOW? HE'S ALREADY DRUNK.
I DON'T KNOW. COME ON. I'LL HELP YOU WITH IT THIS TIME.
NO, I'M NOT MESSING WITH HIM.
I'M GONNA FIND ME SOME HOT [BLEEP]
Anna: IF HE WANTS TO PLAY THAT WAY, TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME.
YEAH, BUT I LOVE HIM.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS
TO SEE TWO [BLEEP] ALL UP ON HIM?
YEAH, THE HELL SHE DOES. WOMEN WILL DO THE SAME [BLEEP]
HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER! YOU [BLEEP] KNOW BETTER.
I UNDERSTAND BUBBA'S ACTING LIKE A ***,
BUT I DON'T WANT THAT TO RUIN YOUR NIGHT.
YOU HEAR ME?
YES. IS MY MAKEUP [BLEEP] UP?
NO. YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. COME ON.
I'M GONNA GO BACK IN THERE,
AND I'M GONNA FIND SOME MORE HOT GUYS.
AND HOPEFULLY THEY'LL PLAY SOME *** MUSIC,
AND I'M GONNA DANCE ON THEM.
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU, BABY. YOU. [ LAUGHS ]
WHERE'S SHE AT?
YEAH.
OH, WHY NOT?
Narrator: FAT LEGS' INTENTION WAS TO MAKE BUBBA JEALOUS.
BUT THIS TIME, SHE MAY HAVE PUSHED HIM TOO FAR.
HUH?
I'M JUST OVER HERE CHILLING NOW.
SO, WHAT YOU SAY?
[BLEEP]
Narrator: IN RETALIATION FOR BUBBA'S FLIRTATIOUS BEHAVIOR,
FAT LEGS IS NOW DOING SOME FLIRTING OF HER OWN.
BUBBA DOES NOT APPROVE.
Bo: THIS IS BUBBA.
WHEN HE GETS STARTED, HE'S LIKE A DAMN DIESEL ENGINE.
YOU CAN'T SHUT THE SON OF A *** OFF.
IT'S TIME TO GO.
Audrey: WHERE'S BUBBA AT?
BUBBA?
Narrator: DESPITE BUBBA'S BEHAVIOR THE NIGHT BEFORE,
HE WAS ABLE TO GET HOME SAFELY WITH THE HELP OF A FRIEND.
BUBBA'S BRUSH WITH THE LAW
SEEMS TO HAVE GIVEN HIM A NEW ATTITUDE.
WITH THE BOG JUST ONE DAY AWAY,
HE'S FINALLY GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS.
IN FACT, THE WHOLE CREW IS WORKING TOGETHER
LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE.
BO IS HOPEFUL TOMORROW'S BOG
WILL BRING IN THE CASH THEY NEED TO STAY IN BUSINESS.
I THINK PEOPLE'S GONNA BE REAL SHOCKED
WHEN THEY SEE THE NEW, IMPROVED MUD BOG.
'CAUSE RIGHT NOW, I'M PAYING FOR EVERYBODY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
WHEN IT COMES TO PUTTING FOOD IN MY FAMILY'S BELLY,
I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE JOB DONE.
Narrator: BY DAY'S END, THE PROPERTY
IS EXCAVATED, CLEARED, AND READY FOR BUSINESS.
ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO NOW IS BURN THE DEBRIS.
THAT'S WHAT WE CALL A BONFIRE
AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORTH OF WORK.
Narrator: AND THAT'S THE PERFECT EXCUSE FOR A PARTY.
Audrey: HEY. BRING THAT THIS WAY.
WHOO! BLUE.
ANYBODY ELSE WANT ANY?
LIL' BIT HAS MADE JELL-O SHOTS WITH ALCOHOL.
LET ME KNOW IF THEY'RE GOOD OR NOT.
TAKE IT ALL THE WAY DOWN.
SUCK IT. SUCK IT.
A COUPLE MORE OF THEM, YOU WON'T NEED THAT CANE.
I PROBABLY DON'T NEED IT NOW.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Narrator: IT DOESN'T TAKE LONG FOR THE JELL-O SHOTS TO KICK IN.
[ MAMA BEAR SCREAMS ]
Man: OH, YOU ALL RIGHT?
I'M ALL RIGHT.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, GOD! ARE YOU OKAY?
Mama Bear: GIVE ME MY WALKER.
RUSSELL'S FAULT.
MAMA BEAR, YOU JUST ROLLED LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES.
[ LAUGHING ]
HURT BAD, BO. THAT'S GONNA COST RUSSELL.
RUSSELL, COME HERE, BOY!
I'M GONNA BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO MY ARM!
NOW WE'RE STARTING TO HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF FUN AROUND HERE.
BO IS SUPPOSED TO GO GET THE JET SKI,
WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME REDNECK RODEO GOING ON.
Man: WHOO!
WHOO!
I THINK I DID PRETTY DAMN GOOD ON THE SEA-DOO.
MAN, COUPLE TIMES, MAN. COUPLE TIMES, COUPLE TIMES.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
GET IT OFF OF ME NOW.
COME ON.
NOW, IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL SOMEBODY GETS HURT, NOW, IS IT?
WE STILL GOT A LOT OF CRAP TO DO.
Narrator: IN JUST SIX SHORT HOURS,
MOUNTAIN CREEK WILL OPEN ITS GATES AGAIN.
I DON'T SEE HOW IN THE HECK THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
ON JUST THREE HOURS OF SLEEP, LIL' BIT AND BO
ARE GETTING READY TO OPEN THE GATES TO THEIR SECOND MUD BOG.
BUT AFTER LAST NIGHT'S FESTIVITIES,
THEY'RE OFF TO A ROCKY START.
Anna: WELL, GO PUT THE TRACTOR ON THE OTHER SIDE,
AND SEE IF WE CAN PULL PEOPLE OUT THAT SIDE.
YEAH.
IF IT GETS OVER THERE, THAT'S ANOTHER $180 [BLEEP] TIRE
I AIN'T GOT THE MONEY TO REPLACE.
BO, DAMN. JUST TELL HIM!
OH, GOD.
PRETTY PISSY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
MY TIRE ON MY TRACTOR WON'T STAY AIRED UP.
KEEPS GOING FLAT.
HELL, I JUST REPLACED ONE THE LAST MUD BOG.
NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPLACE ANOTHER DAMN TIRE.
CAN'T WIN FOR DAMN LOSING.
I'M ABOUT TO STRESS OUT COMPLETELY.
BUBBA AND FAT LEGS AIN'T HERE YET. WHERE THEY BEEN?
YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN OUT HERE SINCE, LIKE,
I THINK 5:30 THIS MORNING SETTING ALL THE TENTS UP.
Narrator: MUD BOGGERS HAVE ALREADY STARTED ARRIVING.
FAT LEGS AND BUBBA HAVE OVERSLEPT,
AND IT LOOKS LIKE LAST WEEK'S HARD WORK
COULD END UP IN ONE BIG MESS.
BUBBA NEEDS TO BE HERE NOW. THAT'S WHAT HE NEEDS TO BE.
WHY THE [BLEEP] AIN'T HE HERE?
DAMN. LOOK WHO SHOWED UP. 'BOUT DAMN TIME.
Narrator: IT'S NOT THE START LIL' BIT WOULD HAVE LIKED,
BUT THERE'S NO TIME FOR COMPLAINING.
THEY'VE GOT A BOG TO RUN.
Anna: I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST STRESSFUL.
I'M PISSED OFF AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH THE DAY,
YOU KNOW, WITH A HAPPY FACE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LOOK LIKE TIM McGRAW.
YOU LOOK SEXY.
YOU KNOW, AS LONG AS YOUR CUSTOMERS SEE YOU HAPPY,
THEY'RE HAPPY TO BE HERE.
SO I'M TRYING TO PULL THAT OFF.
SURE.
YOU READY TO WORK, TREY?
YOU READY TO WORK?
GO ON, JEREMY!
[ COUGHS ]
Narrator: NOTICING THAT THE ENERGY IS LOW,
FAT LEGS COMES UP WITH A PLAN.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOING TO TRY TO FIND THE MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK.
THEY'RE NOT HAVING FUN, IT DON'T LOOK LIKE.
WELL, GO GET THEM RILED UP. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT. GO.
GUYS, WHY THE HELL AIN'T YOU MUD-RIDING?!
DOES ANYBODY WANT TO JOIN THE MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK?
YOU'LL WIN THIS CROWN AND THIS SASH.
YOU'RE HOT! COME ON!
YOU'RE COMING WITH ME. YOU'RE GONNA BE MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK.
CAN I GET IN THE MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK CONTEST?
[ SNORTS ]
THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM -- YOU'RE A MAN.
ALL RIGHT! YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING IN THE MUD?
COME ON, PEOPLE! LET'S GO MUD-RIDING!
YEAH!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU!
OH!
Man: GET IT.
WHOO. MOST FUN I'VE HAD IN A WHILE.
I KNOW. ME TOO.
BUNCH OF HOT WOMEN, BIG TRUCKS. MUD BOG ROCKS.
GREAT TIME!
[ CHEERS ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
PROMISE YOU, YOU'LL NEVER COME BACK
AND HAVE A BETTER TIME THAN YOU WILL HAVE NOW.
WE LOVE MUD!
[ ALL CHEER ]
Narrator: BY MIDDAY, THE CROWDS ARE TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE
OF THE NEW AND IMPROVED MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG,
ESPECIALLY THE NEW ROCK STAIRS.
HEY, GOOBER HEAD.
ALL RIGHT. I APPRECIATE IT.
ALL RIGHT. THEY'RE STAIRS. YOU'LL CLIMB THEM?
I'LL GET UP ON THEM AND TRY IT.
ALL RIGHT.
WHOO!
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
Man: WHOO!
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THEY LIKE WHAT WE'RE DOING.
ABOUT THAT.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
Narrator: ANOTHER NEW CROWD-PLEASER
THAT THE TEAM'S CREATED IS CALLED THE MONEY HOLE.
THERE'S $200 RIGHT HERE.
THE TRUCK THAT MAKES IT FIRST ALL THE WAY
AND BREAKS THE BLUE ROPE
GETS THIS MONEY RIGHT HERE IN THEIR POCKET RIGHT NOW.
YOU WANT TO TRY IT?
NO TRUCK HAS EVEN ATTEMPTED TO DO IT.
IT MIGHT BE JUST LIKE OUT THERE, AND YOU JUST SLIDE THROUGH IT.
[ ALL CHEER ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
GO, TRUCK!
HE WON'T LET ME.
LET HER TRY IT.
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
TURN THEM WHEELS.
WHOO!
SHE DID A HELL OF A JOB.
THAT FELT REAL GOOD.
DAMN, WE NEED TO DO THIS MORE OFTEN. THIS IS FUN [BLEEP]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[BLEEP]
HE'S DONE.
HE WAS OVER THERE BRAGGING, SAYING HE WAS GONNA MAKE IT.
HE DIDN'T MAKE IT. THERE'S ONE MORE TRUCK GONNA TRY THE MONEY HOLE.
ALL RIGHT, GIRL. SHOW HIM GIRLS DO IT, ALL RIGHT?
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
Narrator: THE MONEY HOLE REMAINS UNDEFEATED,
AND THE TWO COUPLES GET TO KEEP THE PRIZE MONEY.
BUT FAT LEGS AND LIL' BIT
HAVE SAVED THE BEST COMPETITION FOR LAST --
THE MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK CONTEST.
Anna: LISTEN UP!
WE'RE OFFICIALLY DOING THE MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK CONTEST!
THEY'RE GONNA DO A BURPING CONTEST!
[ BELCHES ]
[ LAUGHS ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ BELCHES ]
[ ALL CHEER ]
THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY BURPED WAS DOUBLE D'S.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW WE'RE GONNA DO THE *** SHAKING!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
TIE! IT'S STILL A TIE.
Narrator: TO BREAK THE TIE,
THE TOP TWO CONTESTANTS WILL HAVE TO WRESTLE FOR IT.
WRESTLE IN THE MUD HOLE!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MY NAME'S KENDRA HARDIN, AND I'M FROM MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA.
MY NAME'S BRITTANY, AND EVERYBODY CALLS ME
"DOUBLE D'S" FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
YEAH!
Anna: ON YOUR MARK!
GET SET!
GO!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
***'S JUST GONNA POP OUT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS IT OVER WITH?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OKAY.
COME HERE, DOUBLE D'S. CONGRATULATIONS.
DOUBLE D'S, YOU WON. YOU'RE OUR MISS MOUNTAIN CREEK.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
ALL RIGHT. HERE IS YOUR $100.
YOU'RE A BADASS.
WAY TO GO.
[ LAUGHS ]
IT'S AWESOME.
I LOVE THE MUD, AND THE MUD LOVES ME.
[ LAUGHS ]
Narrator: AS THE DAY DRAWS TO A CLOSE,
THERE'S NO DOUBT THAT MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG
HAS SATISFIED ITS CUSTOMERS ONCE AGAIN.
BUT NOW IT'S THE MOMENT OF TRUTH.
Anna: ...PLUS $870.
THAT'S $3,330.
Audrey: WHOO!
HOT DAMN!
WE MADE OUR GOAL.
THAT BASICALLY MEANS WE'RE GONNA KEEP ON WITH THE MUD BOG.
WELL, THE WAY I SEE IT, ME AND FAT LEGS
GOT THE MONEYBAG, AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO.
OH, HELL YEAH.
WHAT'S THE REDNECK WAY?
IT'S TIME FOR Y'ALL TO GO SWIMMING.
[BLEEP]
Narrator: AS NEW BUSINESS PARTNERS,
THE COUPLES HAVE SURPRISED THEMSELVES
AND SURPASSED THEIR OWN EXPECTATIONS.
YEAH.
I THINK WE OUGHT TO GO GET SOME COLD BEER
AND GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS.
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER.
MOUNTAIN CREEK MUD BOG WAS A BIG SUCCESS TODAY,
AND WITHIN THE SUPPLIES OF MUD, TRUCKS, AND REDNECKS,
THE FUN HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN.