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*** this crappy music! Party on!
Damn! I was so wasted in Trelleborg last weekend, so *** nice!
Sweet! Trelleborg is so awesome!
***! We should do something together and get away from here, maybe even bring the girlfriends.
Sounds good, whats your plan?
I don't know, spend the weekend in the forest and get really shitfaced maybe?
Cool, we could go to the Nukeforest maybe?
No way! Not the Nukeforest, I´m not going there!
Why not? It seems so cool with all the mutated animals and so on.
Have you not heard the story about the Nukeforest and the Zombie who lives there?
Quit it now, don't be such a whiner!
It will be good for you to come outside, instead of sitting by your computer and reading stories
I'ts not a story! The papers wrote a lot about it back in the days.
Several people are missing since they went to the Nukeforest.
It's been said that a vegan-straight-edge-punk lived there for about 30 years ago.
He grew his own tofu and listened to punk music.
He didn't like having a nuclear power-plant as his neighbor. So he protested a lot against it.
The managers of the power-plant didn't like that and poisoned his crops with plutonium.
But something terrible happened!
The poisoned tofu never got decomposed because he was straight-edge and hated beer and liquor.
Instead he became a horrifying vegan-straight-edge-punk-zombie...
According to the legend you can still hear punk blowing in the treetops in the Nukeforest.
And if you will hear that, there is only one escape...
To run!
Shut the *** up, we must go there Johnny!
Right on!
-Whats up homie? -I'm fine, you?
Fine, Where is Patte?
You know, he never leaves his computer, or maybe he's afraid of that zombie story!
-What zombie story? -He's just reading to much junk on the Internet.
-What did you bring? -Sleeping-bags, tent, makeup, the usual.
What did you bring Stoffe?
You know, I like shooting animals, drinking beer and listen to grunge, thats it!
Sweet!
What about the zombie-story you talked about earlier?
Patte talked about a straight-edge-punk who used to live in the forest and he became a zombie.
Obviously he was a wimp because he didn't drink beer, eat meat or do any other cool stuff.
-Did Patte really believe that? -*** that, let's listen to grunge!
-Let's skip the tents for now. -*** yeah! Let's get shitfaced instead!
-Will you follow me over there Johnny? -Oh yes.
We're staying here and have some more beer.
I wonder what they are up to? What takes them so long?
-Maybe the zombie came and killed them! -Don't say that.
-Did you hear that? -What?
What are you doing? What if the zombie heard that?
What? It's just a story like Donald Duck, Peter Pan and Michael Jackson
I'm so fed up with your attitude. You never take anything seriously, *** off!
You never listen to me! I'm getting really worried now. Maybe we should go look for them...
DIIIIIIIE!!!
Oh Stoffe! My savior!
I got bitten, I'm going to be a vegan-straight-edge-punk-zombie!
No, it's not sure you got bitten, maybe the bite wasn't deep enough.
I have one bullet left. You know...
Nooo
Oh my *** God! He's worse than a killer, he's become a drunk-meat-eating-grunge-zombie!
Well, they should have listened to me...