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Welcome to "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.
And today, we're gonna microwave Pikachu. In terms you guys can understand- "Pikachu, I choose you to die in my microwave!"
Seriously, shut up...
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
Let's find out! Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is our number-one concern. And that's why we hide behind this giant tin foil shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody...
Riley: (singing Pokemon theme) "I will travel across the land, searching far and wide. To catch them is my real quest, the power that's inside! Pokemon!"
Jon: Riley? It's alright... We're all a fan of Smosh and Pokemon. It's been done before.
*"Pika, pika, pika!"*
We also have these fans, to circulate the air, and, as always, our Sharp carousel microwave. It goes around, and the Sharp-ness and the silver... Tracy, I just wanna put my Pikachu inside you!
Jory: Gotta catch 'em all!
Jon: Gotta catch some cancer!
Jory: Okay, ready?
Jon: (in high-pitched voice) Pikachu!
Jory: How long should I put that in there for?
Jon and Riley: 150!
Jory: Why 150?
'Cause there's only 150 original Pokemon!
Jon: Yeah, who [beep]in' cares how many there are now?! There's, like, a bajillion!
Riley: There's, like, 500!
Jon: (singing) "I will travel across the land..."
Riley: (singing) "Ba-ba-ba! Searching far and wide!"
Jon: (singing) Ba-ba-ba!
Riley: Oh, his cheek's actually lit up! How ironic, because Pikachu IS an electric Pokemon!
Jon: NERD!
Jory: Do you know what Pikachu evolves into?
Riley: Uh, you have to use, like, the electric stone. It's all involuntary. You attach a stone to its ***, and then, maybe it does something!
Jon: Yeah, right?
Jory: It's smokin'!
Jon: He doesn't evolve like regular style!
Jory: Tracheotomy, apparently!
Riley: A tumor in its neck!
Jon: Dude, that's, like, one of Pikachu's electrical storm attacks!
Riley: That's what I'm sayin'! This is, like, exactly from the show!
Jon: Right! (singing) Ash Ketchum!
Jory: I don't think it has enough electric energy. I think it has enough... (farts) So, I mean, if you really break it down, it WILL kill you!
Jon: Ash Ketchum would be SO proud! Ash Ketchum was a total dork! He hung out with losers and dummies and little, furry animals!
Riley: He hung out with a blind guy, Brock, and that ***/[beep], Misty!
Jon: What was Brock's problem?! Why was he never opening his eyes?
Jon: Oh, yeah! There you go!
Jory: And guess what, guys? That was within 1:50!
Jory: We're gonna go ahead and stop this, and there we go...
Jory: Aw, jeez! This is nothing compared to, like, Furbies! [Beep]!
Riley: Pikachu's actually turned around, but its ear is burnt off, it looks like. No, it just floated into its head. Turn it around, and... OH, MY GOD!
Jon: (screams in horror)
Jory: Wait- wait a sec! Check this out! Ready? Pikachu, I choose... YOU!
Riley: (laughs) Oh, my God! That's gonna give me nightmares! Look at its eye!
Jory: That's an eye, and that's its red thing.
Jon: Jory, turn it towards the camera. Oh!
Riley: That is sick!
Jon: Oh, God! I'm gonna hurl! (shudders in disgust) That's like that scene from "The Exorcist" where that chick turns her head all the way around!
Riley: It's, like, "Oh, dear God!"
Jory: It's, like, if there were an evil Pikachu version...
Jon: When we opened up the microwave, I was thinking, "Oh, that doesn't look too bad... Oh, my God!"
Jory: You're hideous!
Riley: Turn it around, and it's, like, "Bleh!"
Jory: So, uh, no... It's not a good idea! I'm not even gonna ask or say any, like, segueway there! No, it's not a good idea, unless you want that little white tuft of hair there.
Jory: That's about it for "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron. And he's sufficiently...
*Riley makes flatline EKG sound*
Jory: That sums it up! Yeah, okay, have a great day!
*end credits play*
Hello, I'm Jory Caron, host of "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron! Okay, let's start over...