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The only time I see the ticket inspector is when I´ve left my travelcard home.
The people on the escalator are standing on the left side.
Tourists are everywhere when I´m rushing to the university.
Moreover I wait at the crosswalk for cars to let me to walk across the road.
SORRY, I´M LATE!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!
Our university is another great thing: The university of Charles was founded in the Middle Ages
and nothing has changed since:
The toilets stink like the horses in front of the university building.
Every teacher is convinced that his subject is the most important.
There is always cold in auditoriums, cold in the library.
There is cold in the corridor but in the tram is always terribly hot
OR COLD!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!
And what about the Northern language, the special Finnish language:
Oh God, what I have chosen as a main subject?
When I get homy my father asks me: "Oh, already home?"
and then my grandmother wants to know, when I´m going to get married.
And when I´m finally at peace the essential Microsoft doesn´t work
and on the screen it only says sorry about the error.
THANKS FOR NOTHING!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!
Why there has to be partitive in Finnish language and the use of the participles is impossible!
No idea when to use it!
Why is it not yet forbidden to smoke in the restaurants?
Why do I always choose the slowest queue, why does the snow melt at Christmas?
Why does the other black sock always get lost in my washer?
Why does the hotplate turn off by itself in our dormitory?
PERKELE!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!
Why everybody is complaining?
It doesn´t solve a thing
but it eases the stress!