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i'm chester nellie grandson of edgar daNelly, founder of nellie breweries
we here, at Nelly breweries want you know that we only use the
finest hops barley and spring water in our beer
that other companies are forbidden by law to use in theirs
our beer is the best tasting lowest calorie beer in the world. If you drink
our beer, women will flock to you and crave your manly phallus. roger clemens
has one of these between every inning
you drink our beer
and you're above the law
in all but one state. Vermont.
'cause they're a bunch of faggots up there. I can say anything I want, I own this company.
I lied earlier earlier when i said i was like you
I took a helicopter here. if you don't drink our beer
mexicans will take over this whole country
if you don't drink our beer
Kobe Bryant will just keep on rapin' women
You can sin all you like and they still gotta let you into heaven. Drinkin' our beer will make you smart as one of them Chinamen.
woman jackpot trigger barrel make your deterred smell like black jelly beans
this beer, here won't register on a breathalyzer test if you commit a
violent crime under the influence of Nelly beer, Nelly Breweries will frame-up a
colored fella for you! This beer so cheap
it's even served during Yom Kippur
if you don't drink our beer
your dad will sneak into your bedroom at night and touch you "down there".
drinking our beer will add a full three inches to the length of your diggler. When a girl passes out
on Nelly beer
she rarely wakes up
even when her clothes are being removed. women they drink our beer love *** sex.
are more likely to pull a double team. Are more open to double penetration.
Girls will let you fire your money shot right on their face.
How was that?
If you drink our beer, Anna Nicole Smith will sleep with you.
When did that happen?
Now bring on them homosexual boys
what? homosexuals drink beer too! Drinking Nelly beer is good for your health!
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