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Oh, my ring, I know, he did well.
Oh Derek!
Thank you so much for coming.
I can't believe you're married. I know.
Guess, I missed my chance hey?
Can I give this to you now?
Oh sure.
What is it? It's just a little something.
Feels heavy. Yeah, go on.
Open it up.
Now? Yeah, why not?
Okay.
What is it?
It's a mould of my ***. What?
Well you know you always said that you liked it so i thought i'd give you something to
To ah,
Re-member me by.
This is your ***.
Yeah, got my name in yours etched into it.
In the mould, my *** is fine.
Right.
Well, thank you, that's very thoughtful.
Hey sweetie. Oh hi. What's that?
Oh it's a gift from Derek.
Thanks Derek
Oh, it's for me honey.
Well, it's for both of you, you can both use it.
It's a gift from me wishing you a long and happy marriage.
What is it?
It's a mould of his ***. A what?
Uh... A mould of my ***. Oh ***!
I thought you said something else. Thank you Derek. Oh Mrs. Aldridge!
Have a look at what Derek's given us, it's a mould of his ***.
Oh, Derek, that's inappropriate.
Gifts are given at the reception.
Sorry Mrs. Aldridge.
I just couldn't wait. He never could. It's a good weight, I don't suppose you could make one for me Derek. Oh mum.
I know sweetie, it's your day.
Wouldn't be a problem Mrs. Aldrige, I'd love to. Oh, bless you. Come on,
Let's go and show your father.
So.
They say that getting married is probably the scariest thing you'll ever do.
That and public speaking.
How's the speech going?
Yeah, once I get up there, I'm sure that inspirational will strike.