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What's up, my *** crazy beautiful people!
Did you miss me?
I know you missed me.
You were missing my voice talking to you with this cute little mouth to your ears.
I know, thanks a lot.
to you, to you, to you.
Not you. Screw you!
But all the others, thank you. I love you, I love you.
Well, thank you very much for the patience you've had.
I hadn't uploaded a video since a long time.
mainly because of the University, I was busy for a while.
I had to write my final exams, projects and other stupid ***.
But well, I'm finally with you.
Thanks for the patience and I have a new video for you.
Actually with a new section.
As you've probably seen, I posted a trailer of "Naquito Abroad".
This Naquito Abroad is: the adventures of a Mexican
around the world. And all the shenanigans that I some times do.
Ok, ok, for the people, who can not understand Spanish,
you can find the subtitles right here under: in my d**k.
All right? So just activate them and that's all.
Well, my *** crazy race, I'll talk to you in Spanish
This "Naquito Abroad" is mainly in Spanish
although I'm gonna mix it some times. It's a chaos.
But I'll give the best.
Well, let's begin.
and I know, I had told you that I would begin with the trip to England;
however, having a look at the material in my computer and in my mobile
I realized that there's another event that is worth to be shared with you.
Last year my brother visited me in a special day for Germany: the Oktoberfest
And I made the "Oktoberfest Challenge", where I measure how many beers
or how many Masses I need to get very drunk in the Oktoberfest.
Well, everything began in the year 2011, at my first Oktoberfest.
That time I was on the first day at the Oktoberfest.
It was my first time with a beer.
and I drank 6 of them, according to the other people.
So for the 2012, when my brother was here,
the challenge was to beat that.
I'm gonna show you everything that happened back then
and I hope you enjoy it a bit, so as I did too.
Before I begin with the Oktoberfest challenge and more
you know I'm a person with a special like for culture,
Sure!
that likes History, likes Arts and more,
so before showing you the videos
I'm gonna share a bit of history of the Oktoberfest.
What's all about, where does it come from and how everything works here.
Well, it turns out that after the "Napoleonic Wars"
the "Kingdom of Bavaria" was created on early XIX century.
The first King was Maximilian I
and one of his first tasks to consolidate his Kingdom
was to arrange the wedding of his son the prince Ludwig I of Bavaria
with the Princess Theresa of Saxony.
Well, the wedding happened on October the 12th, 1810.
For that matter there was a big parade along the main streets of Munich.
The celebration took place in a field at the outskirts of the city.
That field was named "Field of Theresa" or "Theresienwiese" in German.
There they built a huge binge.
As everyone knows, Germans are very good to organize, plan and run their projects.
The celebration of the wedding was a massive kick-*** project.
that involved all the breweries from the region. So everyone came to get drunk.
It seems the party lasted for 3 days or something like that.
There was a horse race, a fair,
people were singing, everyone dancing, getting drunk on the field.
And everything was awesome.
They made such a huge and *** great party
that the inhabitants of Munich decided to take responsability of it
and started to organize this party every year.
As the weather on mid-October is already cold in Munich.
the people decided to move this date to September
So, the Oktoberfest is celebrated from mid-September to early October.
The parade is still performed and they show the characteristics
and all traditions that exist in Bavaria, and not just that.
As I am also showing in these videos
the parade that is now headed by the "Münchner Kindl"
shows the traditions of whole Germany too.
So you can see the clothing, traditions of the Bavarians,
of the Swabians, the Prussians. Everything of the Germans.
And the parade walks along the Ludwigstrasse
until they reach the Field of Theresa.
to the field arrive the wagons with the barrels straight from the breweries.
There they begin to unload all beer into the tents.
In order to inaugurate the event, the mayor of the city has to tap a barrel
until he opens it letting the beer flow,
and shouts in Bavarian dialect that it is open: It's open!
Anyways, the first barrels are open and people start to get drunk.
The party lasts for 2 weeks,
but unfortunately in the field of Theresa it isn't roud-the-clock,
because it has to be cleaned at some point.
The opening hours go from 10:00 am to 10:00 pm, generally,
and each brewery puts a special tent, where they offer their own beers.
Each tent has an average capacity of 2 thousand places (actually 6 thousand).
It's entirely full during 2 weeks,
so you can picture how many people come to the Oktoberfest.
The citiy of Munich has around 2 Million inhabitants;
however, for the last years' Oktoberfest we received 7 Million persons,
including my brother.
Inside each tent you will find different type of music.
You'll find Pop music, "Schlager", a term I recently learned,
and even "Jodeln". Jodeln is what everyone thinks they sing at the Alps.
Sometimes they also perform music with the whip
and I don't know precisely what other ***.
It all depends on the brewery and the tent you are in.
There's nothing better than to do an excursion in each tent every day.
Now, the beer is not any beer, it has 6% alcohol.
And it's served in a "Mass". A Mass is a beer stein of one liter capacity.
Well, sort of. It's a bit less than a liter.
Around 990 mL (actually 1069 mL)
I actually cannot properly remember.
A beer Mass costs around 9 Euro with 20 cents.
but as tipping is a costume in Germany, many round it up to 10 Euro.
So, if you wanna taste a 6% alcohol beer
you have to be there before 10:00 am
in order to get a place, if you can,
because, generally at 10:00 am, the tents are already full
and by noon many girls are drunk
puking behind the tents
Beautiful!
Maybe it's not of your interest but
every 4 years a farm exhibition is organized next to the Oktoberfest.
Well, if you wanna know a bit more about the Oktoberfest
and have a better idea of what happens there
you can also find it in the magazine "De Frente", where I wrote last year
about the Oktoberfest.
If you're missing your copy of the magazine
then you can find that same article in my blog.
and is the same material you can find in the magazine.
But enough of all these words
and I'm gonna take you with my brother in these series of videoblogs
to what happened in the Oktoberfest Challenge of last year.
So, well, let's begin with all this.
And if you see yourself in the video getting drunk and totally hammered
then, Congratulations! You had a great day.
Enjoy all this stupid crap that I'm posting
and organize yourself a nice party too.
Finally in the Oktoberfest, ehm... We found a table in "Paulaner".
I'm here with my brother
and the Filipino there is my uncle.
We're gonna begin at 10 am with this. We already have the beers
and let's see for how long we last here whole day.
Happy Oktoberfest!
Ok, this is the "Oktoberfest Challenge". I'm here and...
Let's see how many beers I' gonna get in my... only day in Oktoberfest.
This is the first one. I already have more than a half of it,
but I think I can get more.
I have the complete day just to get these beers.
Let's see if I can beat my former record.
7 Masses in a day. So, let's see.
I hope I can beat it.
If not, just to make it equal.
I'm gonna make a video of each beer that I'm gonna get here.
So, wish me luck. Thank you!
Well, this is my second beer.
ahm... my uncle is already singing in Spanish some mexican songs.
Yeah.
My brother is here. So, this is the second one.
Let's see how many... get in the future.
And well, I'm going to take it really slow, because I'm... really...
wanna... go to the end of it.
So, let's see what my body says.
And... we're still in Paulaner and this is the band of music.
See you later!
It seems that my language skills weaken with alcohol
and at some point I thought I could speak Bavarian.
I don't know, I was talking to some Bavarian girls, and had no luck.
Ok, Jenni, Oktoberfest, and she must say something.
- His... that's his third Mass.
- My what? - His third Mass.
- My third Mass, exactly.
You see, my brother and my uncle and I had the great idea
of visiting Oktoberfest on a weekend
and we didn't take into account that this weekend
was the second weekend of the Oktoberfest,
which is noted for being visited
by the italian pack of hounds
gathering precisely that weekend.
So the event is even more stuffed
and you cannot even walk.
Fortunately we found places in Paulaner
and we sat for the complete day there.
Well, people, this is my fourth Mass.
and I think I'm loosing my skills in English
so, I don't know, maybe from now on I'm gonna speak in German,
Bavarian, Spanish, or any mix of it.
But, well, this is my fourth Mass.
Yeah, well, Spanish, English, German. It became a mess.
Those are Polish, and they are really funny
but I don't understand them at all.
My brother and my uncle are lost.
But, well, we're still in the Oktoberfest Challenge.
Actually my brother was constantly lost because he was going out to puke.
To make more space in the belly to receive more alcohol.
Well... well, I'm already in the middle of the fourth Mass.
I'm eating something to push the beer down.
We're here with Adriana, Miguel, my brother, everyone.
And...
Well, we keep this challenge.
I'm already speaking in Spanish before I go, but...
now I'm speaking in... in... but now I'm speaking in English.
I have to keep this going.
It's gonna be hard, but it's the challenge.
So I'm gonna do it, just for you.
See you "dlayrer", see you later.
Food doesn't help so much when you have more than 3 liters of alcohol in your body,
but at least gives you a Pause, so you're not constantly drinking alcohol.
- I need you help. - Yes.
- Can you say that this is my fifth beer?
- What?
- Hello, so, this is his fifth beer.
with nice mood and lots of fun
at the Oktoberfest 2012.
Woo!
- Yeah! Woo! Fifth beer. Thanks so much.
Now, a big stupidity that I tried
was to ask for kisses to some women
to... I don't know, have some fun.
And they were not kisses in the mouth, obviously.
I don't wanna kiss a mouth with vomit.
However, I remembered that some of them might not be single.
A simple way to identify if a woman is single or not in the Oktoberfest
is having a look to the knot of the apron.
If it's on the left-side means they're single.
So in my great genious I had the idea of taking a picture of the women
and ask for a kiss afterwards.
In my head it sounded better, that if I took a picture
I was making sure they're single
Another big stupidity of the Oktoberfest.
But it still worked.
- What? - Can you say that this is my...
fourth beer? - But you can do it yourself.
- It's my fourth beer.. - You see yourself there.
- Yes. - You can do it yourself.
- Yeah, I have no idea.
Just say that... - But you do it here...
- This is a video, can you say that this is my fourth beer?
This is... - This is your...
- This is my fourth beer. - This is...
This is the fourth beer of...
- What's my name?
- Ehm... Mario! - Exactly!
- Mario! This is the fourth beer of Mario.
- Exactly! Fourth Mass.
Fourth Mass. Cheers! - Please, please "Mass"
One please Mass, one please Mass.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Now, there's something I want to remind you.
Don't trust my arithmetic skills after 5 Masses.
As the blondie said, that was my fifth beer.
I don't know how long can I get this ***.
but...
this is really funny!
Look at this.
Now, I don't care...
how many beers...
how many beers did I get
and from now on I think I'm gonna speak in Spanish.
I don't wanna make any mistake.
So I'm just gonna speak in Spanish.
Sorry.
But, well...
you have the subtitles.
Ok?
See you!
My mom is so proud of me.
- What? Ah ok! What?
That's his sixth beer. - How many?
- Sixth beer. - Sixth beer. Thank you very much.
What a disgusting person!
... this is my sixth beer, please.
- This is his sixth beer. - Yes.
- But I have drunk 8.
Woo!
Ehm... I was... I was eating.
Can you please say that this is my sixth beer?
- Yes, yes. His sixth beer.
- There are... - minimum.
- Please. - Already 6 times...
- Sixth beer.
- Sixth beer. - Six times here.
Germany! Germa...!
- Six times. Thanks a lot.
Well, this is my sixth beer.
Hehe... I'm really drunk, I'm sorry, but...
this is really "fun". And well...
the people here are really nice...
and, as you can see, I'm really drunk.
And... Oktoberfest is the ***.
Oktoberfest is the ***.
So...
please come here to Oktoberfest.
No one can miss this ***.
Thank you and...
see you soon. Thanks.
And now, one of the most eloquent moments in my life.
Well, I just had six beers.
It was not enough.
Because I lost my... ahm... Because I lost my brother,
but...
I think I'm really drunk.
I have to just walk out of the Oktoberfest.
And... that's all.
I could get...
I could get more...
but... ahm...
as I got...
but...
as I go...
but...
as I lost my brother I think is enough by now.
So...
Yeah, well...
the Oktoberfest challenge...
which was about... to beat my record....
or to get 6 beer, at least.
Or to get 6 beer, at least.
I couldn't get it.
Maybe next year.
So by now...
this is ahm...
Happy Oktoberfest 2012!
I just...
I just lost my voice
and this is the entrance. The main entrance of the Oktoberfest 2012.
See you next year with the "Oktoberfest Challenge"
Bye bye!
That was all for today. I hope you liked this new section.
Today's video.
And remember, if you go to the Oktoberfest, you'll need mainly 2 things:
1. Time and 2. Lots of money.
You know each beer costs 10 Euro.
I don't know how much it's gonna cost this year but you'll suffer.
And you might ask, what's Mario doing with his Pinoccio outfit again?
Well, I'm getting ready to go to the Starkbierfest.
The what?
The "Starkbierfest". Another festvity like the Oktoberfest
but with stronger beer
I'm also gonna record some videos of the Starkbierfest.
I'm gonna explain the history, all things popping out there.
I take my mobile with me, everything, and we're gonna get very drunk there.
Huh! So proud of it!
Is not pride. It's just that there are few moments, where I drink beer.
Three times a year, something like that. And this is one of them too.
But, well, I'm leaving, it's getting late
and as you know, here in Bavaria we get drunk since early morning.
So, let'*** it!
I hope I won't get that drunk, and I'll be just dancind like Silverio, nothing else.
Yeah, something like that.
And today's lesson is: "How to wear a mexican hat"
Well, bunch of ***, do something with yourselves.
and babes, don't miss me, I'll be back soon,
I'm gonna do some more videos for you, and remember, sweeties:
If he doesn't spank you, he doesn't love you.
And I wish you the best. See you soon.