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Set fire to your hat
Torment a grizzly bear in hybernation
Eat pills that’s out of date
Use your bottom as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a spoon
Be an electrition when you're a ***
Go flying without an instructor
Eat food you should've thrown out
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Befriend a psycho-killer
Scratch the mobs car again
Take your helmet off in outer space
Have a hiding place in your washing room
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake that's hungry
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue, an there you stand
“I wonder, what happens if I press here?”
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Throw a nest of wasps around 'till it loses it's shape
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re clearly
The dumbest way to die
Dumbest way to die
Dumbest way to di-i-i-ie
So many
So many dumb ways to die