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HEAD JUGGALO: We're kicking you out of the Insane Clown
Posse Fan Club.
You are no longer a juggalo.
DAN: Wow.
You, uh, guys are really throwing me for a juggaloop.
Should I take my Insane Clown face paint off?
HEAD JUGGALO: That's KISS makeup.
DAN: I was actually going for sexy cat.
[THEME SONG]
DAN: Give me one reason that I am not ICP material.
GIRL JUGGALO: You don't even know what we do, yo.
DAN: Yes, I do.
And I'm just as good at making balloon animals and crawling
out of tiny cars as the next guy.
GIRL JUGGALO: That's not Insane Clown.
That's real clown.
HEAD JUGGALO: What's your favorite ICP song?
DAN: Might as well be walking on the sun?
HEAD JUGGALO: That's Smash Mouth.
DAN: Uh, hey now you're an all star, get your
game on, get played?
HEAD JUGGALO: Still Smash Mouth.
DAN: Perfect sky is torned.
HEAD JUGGALO: That's Natalie Imbruglia.
DAN: You sure?
I could've sworn it was Chumbawamba.
BIG JUGGALO: Sorry, bro.
We're gonna need your Faygo.
GIRL JUGGALO: Dude, how many Faygos did you steal?
DAN: That's it.
And those.
GIRL JUGGALO: Drop your pants.
-Ohhh.
What the hell?
DAN: Jesus Christ.
I don't know how that got in there.
Thought I was passed that.
HEAD JUGGALO: You are no longer invited to Gathering of
the Juggalos.
You are no longer invited to attend juggalo championship
wrestling events.
You are no longer part of the juggalo Race for the Cure.
You are done.
Finished.
Out.
DAN: For 10 years, 10 long years I was a member of the
"Step By Step" Fan Club.
But I quit there to be with you.
And also because I accidentally helped the guy
who played Cody kill his wife.
I left because I believe that we were doing
important work here.
Whether it was throwing glass bottles at Tila Tequila, or
putting human poop inside things that normally wouldn't
have human poop in them.
Or the time we farted on that blind kid's
pogs Remember that?
Stop and look around.
It's all astounding.
Water, fire, and dirt.
*** magnets, how do they work?
You guys are family.
HEAD JUGGALO: Get out.
DAN: Fine.
I'll miss you most of all, Barbara.
We had a--
we had a special connection.
We fingered.
[THEME SONG]
DAN: Yeah!
It's like *** a duffel bag filled with pumpkin meat.
-You gotta go, OK?
DAN: What?
-It- it was a one-night stand.
DAN: Yeah, but-
-Three nights ago.
You haven't left my bed since.
DAN: I'm sick.
-That's because you drank my Pert Plus.
DAN: I thought it was Jello.
-Wow.
I cannot believe I slept with you.
DAN: We actually never did full cornhole.
I just went down on you and you started crying.