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Cornwallis?
More like dead British guy.
You know what I like?
States rights.
There is only one woman for Benjamin Franklin.
A well-adjusted man is one who makes the same mistake twice,
without getting nervous.
I forgot to put on my tights…again.
Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
I'm looking at you Cupcake Wars.
Did you get my letter?
Did you get my letter?
I mailed a letter.
There is only one woman for Benjamin Franklin.
States. States. States. States!
You're welcome for the library.
You're welcome for the post office.
You're welcome for the magazines.
Why am I played by angry people?
From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
You're welcome for French ladies. That was me.
From time to time the tree of cereal must be watered with milk.
You're welcome for breakfast cereals.
Did you get my letter?
Carrier pigeons take forever.
It's a letter?
It arrived…
in three days.
WHAT?!
What do you mean? People voluntarily don't vote.
Wait, you don't vote? Why don't you vote?
My face is on a *** mountain.
Why don't you vote?
Is your face on a mountain?
I like your wig.
I like my wig.
Mmm. Wigs.
Is my wig on straight?
Powdered wigs.
There's only one woman for Benjamin Franklin.
Yeah, well.
Secretary of State, Vice President, President.
Where you gonna go from there?
HOME!
I am not George Washington.
I'm not George Washington!
Pomegranate.
What's that?
You dolt.
It is better to be a alone
than in bad company.
I am right here.
Picked up a nickel lately?
Is your face on the one dollar bill?
'cause I'm on it!
I'm only worth ten dollars?
My face isn't on money?
You're welcome for thick-cut apple smoked bacon.
You're welcome for thin-cut apple smoked bacon.
Burger. King? I think not.
Do you like my wig?
I got your letter.
Ah, great, my package is here!
I've received your package.
It was a smaller package. Very good.
Is your face on the quarter?
Do you have a hockey team named after you? Do you have a baseball team named after you?
Do you have a basketball team named after you?
No, no teams?
Oh, we can amend that later.
Martha…
Sally…
I mean Martha.
You know what place is great? Virginia.
You're welcome for fire departments. You're welcome for fire insurance.
Let's all have sex with each other.
Did you get my letter?
Did you all get my letters?
I have everyone's letters.
They never got sent.
I made America. You're all welcome!
[cheering]