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LSU'S BIGGEST FAN BOUDREAUX HAD JUST GOTTEN MARRIED AND THE NEWLYWEDS RETURNED HOME FROM
THEIR HONEYMOON. IT WAS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE THAT SOMETHING WAS WRONG BECAUSE
THEY WERE NOT SPEAKING TO ONE ANOTHER. I WAS BOUDREAUX'S BEST MAN, SO I TOOK HIM ASIDE
AND ASKS WHAT WRONG. "WELL." BOUDREAUX REPLIED " WHEN WE HAD FINISHED MAKING LOVE ON THE
FIRST NIGHT, AND AS I GOT UP TO GO TO THE BATHROOM, WITHOUT THINKING ALABAMA TOM, I
PUT A 50 DOLLAR BILL ON HER PILLOW. I SAID, "OH YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY TOO MUCH. I'M SURE
YOUR WIFE WILL GET OVER IT SOON ENOUGH- SHE CAN'T EXPECT YOU TO HAVE BEEN SAVING YOURSELF ALL THESE YEARS!"
BOUDREAUX NODDED GENTLY AND SAID, "IT'S NOT HER, IT'S ME AND I DON'T
KNOW IF I CAN GET OVER THIS THOUGH. I ASKED, WHAT ON EARTH HAS GOT YOU SO UPSET BOUDREAUX?
BOUDREAUX REPLIES, ALABAMA TOM SHE GAVE ME 20 DOLLARS CHANGE.