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Welcome to heaven.
If you want to sleep peacefully then wake up.
Reporter Narada is reaching with the..
..news of the whole world.
To tell whatever he had witnessed.
Whenever Narada comes, he has a sarcastic smile on his face.
Narada looks in a different mood today.
He will obviously feel that, because from past few years..
..he has been appointed as a reporter on earth.
Whenever he comes on earth..
..then there is destruction, ***, ***..
..scams and scandals. He gets all these news.
55 out of 100 people are wrong in the world..
..there are 5 good people in the world, because of whose..
..love, the world still exists.
Anyways, who will make our Narada understand?
Let's see, what sensational news Narada gives to..
..Vishnu and Laxmi in the Vishnulok.
Games are being played in the field of politics.
Criminals get bail and honest people are put in jail.
The condition of earth has worsened so much that..
..Pappu has passed in his exams.
Lokpal get failed.
Lord, are you listening? Pappu has passed in his exams.
Hail Pappu!
Narad, had you been for a weekend there?
The condition of earth has worsened.
Illiterates are ruling over the country and...
...educated people are chatting on facebook.
I had been to earth, but seeing the condition there..
..I became homesick.
Poor people are being exploited on earth..
..and great people are sitting on hunger strike.
Narad, I know.
Even, I was discussing the same matter with Laxmi.
You came inside then.
Cricket matches are being fixed.
Many people have been caught.
I hope you didn't bet on anyone.
Lord Narayan, you can ask madam Laxmi.
I don't even know to play cards. - What did you say?
Lord, Narad is telling the truth.
The whole world is enjoying.
But there's not a single casino here for entertainment.
Lord, you got insulted.
If not cards, at least get her a game of Ludo.
If you are done with your news, you are free to go.
Lord Narayana! Lord Narayana!
Don't spoil your mood like network listening to Narad.
Why shouldn't I? You don't care about me.
Ask what you want.
I don't want anything.
Let's see cricket match today. - I don’t want to see..
..world cup, then 20-20. I've got tired.
Moreover, with your commentary.
You are right. Laxmi, let's do something weird today.
Your weird things make me sick.
I want to watch a movie.
What? Movie? - Yes.
Do you want to see 'Hum Aapke Hain Kaun?' - No.
I want to see a romantic spicy film.
I'll show you a real love story.
I have to fulfill my wife's demands.
Today, I will show you a blockbuster film.
This is especially for you.
Look there. - But those are clouds.
Mumbai city in India. Look carefully.
Don't look up. Crows will give good luck to you.
Come on, polish my shoes.
I don't know, this orphan is whose son.
But he has the shine of the sun,..
..which gives brightness to the world, on his face.
So, this poor guy named himself.
He is a kid so, he is polishing shoes.
He will grow up and thrash the goons.
He will fall in love with a beautiful girl.
Lord, who is she?
Very far away from him, in Thailand.
She is cleaning the auto in the massage city, Bangkok.
This girl's name is Ileana and she is also an orphan.
Raviteja will grow up and irritate her.
But this youth is crazy.
Raviteja grew up so much, so much, that he is 6 ft tall.
What did he become after growing up? - Settlement king.
Once I decide to settle the matter then..
..then nothing matters to me.
The one who doesn’t listen to me..
..is unable to listen to anyone all his life.
I would've solved this matter in a week peacefully..
..and we with anger, right away. - Hey!
Aunt, what is this?
Your name is Shanti (peace), but you are creating chaos.
Hey, she is my daughter-in-law and son.
I will beat them or shoot them..
Torture them or fracture their hands.
Who are you to interrupt in between?
No, aunt. They want to live separately.. let them live.
What did you say? Mind your tongue.
I asked for petrol in dowry, but they gave me a bike.
Who will give the petrol? Her father?
I will not let her live peacefully.
I see, aunt's operating system has got damaged.
I need to repair it.
Everyone go home. Go. Go! Go! Go!
Aunt, will you have something for breakfast?
No, I am not hungry.
Then get slapped thinking it as sweet. - What?
How was it? Is the sugar less or more?
You like slapping others, how do you feel now..
..when you are getting slapped?
You had the sweets. Will you have snacks now? Take this.
Look, Hariya will write the land to you on 16th.
You pay him cash by 15th.
Give him new notes or..
I will bury you half in the ground..
..will shave your head and will seal it with a tag of heaven..
..and crush you under a tractor. Get it?
Brother, I don’t understand what you say as my IQ level is low.
Then eat almonds.
If you don’t pay the cash by 15th then..
..I'll crash your IQ.
Lord!
Don’t worry, dear. The goons have to worry now.
So where and what is Ileana doing?
Driving. She washes her own car.
Oh!
Western Grand Hotel.
That is on which street? Do you know the street?
Yes, I know. - Okay, come on.
You are so beautiful.
Everyone says that.
One thousand baht.
No.
Two thousand baht, okay?
Thai lentil curry. Shall I thrash you?
How come the metre reading is so much?
You are giving her the money she asks for, but you are looting me?
Your meter is damaged. I'll not pay you money. - Won't you give me money?
Do you want to roam for free?
I will not pay that much.
If not you then your father will pay.
You fought with your wife and you are irritating me.
Take out the money. Come on!
Take it! Take it. Let's go. - Scoundrel.
Since they both are orphans they have developed..
..a habit of talking to themselves.
All the fools are landing up in Bangkok.
They make their wives happy with messages..
..and they come here to get massaged.
I've settled Hariya's matter.
Now I've to settle Sharma's.
Sharma is shying so much that I don't understand..
..how to settle this matter.
Why shy to love your own wife?
I'll call him tomorrow and tell him..
..if you can't do it, then I am a newcomer in this field.
I can't do it.
What settlement is this?
The bank loan will be cleared if I pay the EMI next month too.
Car will belong to me. Money will be mine.
Have you seen it?
How these two orphans are living their life.
Lord, I have got a small wish.
What is it?
I want to make both of them meet. - How?
Look there in Thailand.
This place is the fast forward place on earth..
..where the life of human beings have become fast by eating fast food.
Everyone’s life is connected with one other..
..but he is standing alone in the crowd.
But he is not letting anyone stand on their feet.
Lord, don't see here and there. I am talking about him.
Whether rain or shine, he always carries an umbrella.
Lonely Prasad, he eats bananas thinking it to be oblation.
He is eating a banana.
Yes. Our orphan couple will meet each other..
..because of the banana peel.
Is it? - Yes.
Laxmi, show me slow motion.
It is surprising. I will see again.
I was lost in your eyes. I missed it.
The banana peel jumped like a cricket ball..
..and it goes out of the boundary.
But there is no fielder there.
Will this third man get out without batting?
And he is retired.
He fell!
What are you doing?
Hey, why do you send SMS to my daughter daily?
I will make MMS of yours.. - Talk softly.
Action begins.
Why are you getting troubled?
I am having trouble talking.. - Is it?
I will talk to you later. - You wait, I'll talk to you later.
Tell me again, what were you saying? - What will you do?
Whatever it is, stand here. - What will you do?
Will you talk like this in the public?
He is getting beaten as though he has been caught in match fixing.
Stop there! Stop! - He got a jerk.
Did you think, like in films,..
..if you ram into a girl, she will get impressed by you?
You learn to respect women or..
..you'll beg for alms on the street.
How much is she asking?
Rates of vegetables have raised more than human beings.
She is asking for two thousand rupees.
What do I do? Do something or I'll get thrashed.
Tell me the address?
Vegetable market. First right. - Okay, I'll come.
Because the batting got exposed..
..the public is dieting on the middle of the road.
Lift please..
Yes. - Please drop me till there on your bike.
Why not? - So sweet.
Yes.. Here.. Here.. Stop.
Thanks. - You are welcome.
Shall I touch your chain? - Go ahead.
Sure, I will.
She is not a damsel, but a thief.
I hope you are not hurt? - Yes, I am hurt on my heart.
Wow, shall I apply medicine? - Make it fast.
So shall we go for a movie tonight?
If we don't get corner seat, who will watch the movie for so long? - Oh!
Darling, where should we go?
Brother, is your room vacant today? - No.
You know my owner is a crook.
Please, pal. It is very urgent.
Because of you, I change so many rooms..
..like the chameleon changes color.
This girl is really hot. - Does she have fever?
No, just this last time..
You don't know that scoundrel old man.
His expiry date is close, but still that mama's boy is greedy for money.
He keeps asking for rent like beggars.
Sir, you? I was remembering you.
Bless me, sir.. sorry sir, I.. I couldn't see you.
How did you come here suddenly? - Listen,..
..do you know when you have to vacate the room?
I will tell you.. in just two minutes.
Sir.. Sir.. Sorry, sir. - Go. Go from here. Get out!
Sir please.. - I am a scoundrel? Old man?
Sir, I am a scoundrel. Go away!
Don't show your face to me. - Again, sorry, sir.
Drop the gun.. Drop the gun..
I will blow your brains if you move!
He hit the ball and the football hits on his hand.
Sir, why did you shoot I had raised my hands?
Look at him..
Sir, he is dead.
Dead.. What fell from the top?
Football, sir.
Football?
Sir, he was Prakash Raj’s special aide.
Sir, you've done a good job for the first time.
Sir, you'll get promotion as well as publicity.
It is okay, but if Prakash Raj knows, he will kill me.
This is Prakash Raj.
Like in our world, demons are villains..
..the same way, this sinner is the biggest demon on earth.
He is a demon, but a little funny.
He is forgetful. He is the Godfather of underworld as his name.
Boss, did you come to catch fish?
Who are you? Are you here to buy fish?
Okay.
Please, don’t disturb the fish. Fish will run away.
My wife and children have asked for fish.
We have no food to eat.
If I don't take fish, my wife will cook chicken. Please.
Silence, please.
Please! Please!
You don't have any children. You are not married yet.
I am your girlfriend. My name is Jyoti.
Your name is Prakash Raj. You are a famous don.
They are our gang members. Somebody has killed Sandy.
Oh no!
Hey, why is everyone sullen?
Sandy is killed in an encounter.
What rubbish? - I'm telling the truth, boss.
Who killed him?
Inspector Kadak Singh Yadav.
Is Kadak alive? - Yes, boss.
Do you know who Sandy is? My left hand..
I'll give you half an hour..
In another half an hour, I will turn the TV on.
I should see that inspector's death news on every channel.
Within half an hour!
Kadku.. - Yes.
I am afraid. I think it is not good for you to go out..
..in the public like this.
What are you talking?
It is my duty to protect the public. Shall I fear a gangster?
Shobha, hold my hand.
Run! Run!
Will you break the door?
Are you Raviteja? - Yes, until now.
I and my family is in danger. - What happened?
I didn’t kill him deliberately.
The ball fell and I shot the bullet.
Didn’t you say that you shot him in an encounter?
Shut up.
Look, I just know that Prakash Raj lives in Bangkok.
I don't know where he lives.
You have to reach there and close the chapter of this matter.
No one other than you can do this work.
Give him as much he wants. I will give you your share too.
Just save my life. - I am his life.
Buy one get one free.
You'll have to pay more as to save two people.
20 lakhs would be enough.
If you give me 30 lakhs, I'll save your mother too.
But you'll have to leave now.
Now? - Yes.
Book me a window seat.
Mother.
I think the scapegoat is here.
Come, sir. Awaken this sleepy Bangkok.
Do you have breaks in your car? - Yes.
Breaks are not necessary, but petrol is, to run a car.
Doesn't the driver drive it? - He does.
Very good. Then take me to the hotel.
Single star? Five star? Seven star? or film star?
I had booked a seven star hotel online. - Oh!
Limousine car would have been parked here. - Oh!
My bodyguards would've picked up my luggage by now.
But I thought, I should help people like you.
Your name should've been saving account.
I heard the petrol is very cheap here.
Now it isn't. - Why did the prices go up?
Because of sandwich massage. - I see.
Shall I take you too?
Come on, keep the luggage in the dickey. - Open the dickey?
The dickey is open. I've kept everything ready.
Hey Goli! He fooled me.
Hey!
He has taken my bag! Follow him!
I'm not here to follow anyone. Car is mine.
It must be your car, but I am paying the rent. Come on, hurry up. Sit.
Don't think so much. I'll give you night charge too.
Hurry up. Slow motion!
Put it in gear!
Drive fast and catch that car!
What is the car’s number? - Don't know.
Which colour? - I don't remember.
If you don't know anything then whom should I chase?
His name is Goli. He looks ugly.
She applied breaks.
He left.
Had you driven the car instead of talking too much..
..we could've nabbed him.
Put an 'L' board on your forehead. You are still a learner.
Hey, give me money. I have to leave.
Oh! Your share is in that bag? - What?
You and that guy are together.
I got this doubt when I saw your driving speed.
You had parked your car behind his car.
You both are thieves.
Your walking speed is better than the speed of your car.
Thai Language.
I know Gujrati, but I don't know Thai language. - First pay my money.
Money is in the bag.
Call up someone. - I've come here to buy a phone.
Massage me as much as you want, but don't ask me money.
Get lost! - Am I a toy?
I pity you. That's why I left you.
Hey, Goli! Where will I find you in Thailand?
Everyone looks same here.
Now I know, why they are not allowed in cricket.
If one of the players get out, he will come again wearing a helmet.
No one will suspect them.
Idiot Goli, where would've he gone?
You know Goli, dimples on his cheeks, without pimple?
No?
You know Goli, taxi driver? - No.
Goli, no one knows you.
What's the use of you living?
Hello, you know Goli, driver? - No.
No! No!
The day he meets me, I'll not spare him.
Idiot, what was the need to keep the bag inside the dickey?
Your bag was so small.
You could've kept it on your laps.
The thief took it away.
He fooled a smart guy like you.
You should die out of shame.
This is called problems coming to you in abundance.
I am already worried and somebody is pelting stones at me.
Are you alone? - She is asking as though..
..she has brought an alliance from the marriage bureau.
Just answer the question that I asked you.
Yes, I am alone. What will you do?
Come with me. - Will you *** me?
You'll die out of hunger. Come on.
Hey, it is superb.
Location is really good.
Railway track is near.
Full view. Terrace flat. Superb!
I like it. I hope you have two beds.
She didn't answer me.
Are you staying alone?
No. With family.
I don't see anyone here.
Mother has gone to her mother's house.
Okay. Then father?
He has gone to his father-in-law's house.
Father-in-law's house? What do you mean?
Police station, get it? - Oh!
Or you want to know more details?
This belongs to my brother.
So you have a brother. What does he do?
Boxing champion.
He can destroy your face with his punches.
So where is he? He is not seen round.
Today he got released from jail on bail.
He stabbed a guy when he teased me.
He must be on his way home.
You don't get scared. You eat.
I think you'll remain a spinster all your life. - Why?
Such brothers are crazy.
If husband teases their sister, then they'll do post-mortem.
Eat.
Eat.
I can adjust here all my life.
You should leave when my brother comes.
You feel jealous listening about my family, isn’t it?
Yes. Yes. I get angry when I see a family group photo.
By the way, what you do?
Settlement king.
I settle people’s problems. No matter what the problem is.
They don't call him king, but broker. Go to sleep.
It is good that I am not getting angry in this cold night.
Or I would've punched her face.
If she throws me out of the house..
..I'll become a popsicle because of cold outside.
No matter what you say, broker or joker..
..but let me sleep.
Before watering the plants, have bath with 2-4 buckets of water.
You'll become fresh.
I think you look cool like this flower.
"You should wash with cold water..
..and you should eat hot food."
"To dry this.." - I found him.
What happened? - He is the fool..
"I have to wriggle a little.."
Goli, I'll play blood Holi with you today.
Before he has breakfast, I'll go fast and break him.
"Then we should hit it hard.."
He is done for.
"I don't have anyone beside me.."
"It is my life."
What, sir? You should've at least given me your phone number.
I thought you were sitting on top to breathe fresh air..
..but you were not there.
Do you know how much I searched you on Google?
I've become near sighted.
Look, I am washing your clothes after waking up..
..in the morning and was about to faint three times.
Didn't you faint while washing the clothes? - Yes.
You will faint with my slap.
How dare you steal my bag!
Sir, don't hit me. I washed your clothes.
I did this out of helplessness.. - What helplessness?
I had lost 2 lakh..
..in gambling.
Sir, it is a very dangerous gang.
Which gang?
Prakash Raj gang.
Do you know that gang? - Yes.
Who did you gamble with? - Prakash Raj.
Prakash Raj is a rich man..
..why will he gamble with you? - A man belongs to his wife.
I was eating snacks at a stall..
..he offered me to play.
Hello?
Oh no.
What is this?
So many bodyguards for one man?
Forgive me, please.
Sir, I will give you money by earning it.
He thrashed me.
He gave bowl in my hand.
If I don't pay him, he will kill me.
How can he kill you?
With a gun. - I will solve your problem.
Call him and tell him to take 2 lakhs in cash.
Hope you're not taking a revenge for what I did to you that day?
Fool, do you have any other option than listening to me? - No.
No? Then go.
Greetings.
Greetings. - Thai Language.
Let me talk to them. You move aside. - Okay.
I, Raviteja!
My friend Goli!
No money. Give later.
Your boss, Prakash Raj..
..take me..
..I'll talk and do settlement.
Thai language.
You didn't understand?
Your boss, Prakash Raj..
Face to face, talking.
Thai Language. - Listen to me.
Brother, like you don't know Thai language..
..they don't know English.
Do you know to speak Thai Language? - Yes.
I've been trying to make them understand..
..and you are watching? Come on, explain it to them.
I don't know English. - Fix my meeting with Prakash Raj.
Okay, I'll do it.
Thai Language
Thai Language - Thai Language
Tell them you don't have money, and you'll pay them after six months.
Thai Language
Thai Language
Thai Language - Thai Language
Tell him that he'll get money only when Prakash Raj comes here.
Or I'll courier them to hell without any passport.
If I tell this to them..
..then they'll fax me to hell. - Tell them or I'll send you.
I will tell them.
Hey!
Thai Language
Thai Language
Thai Language
Thai Language
Goli.. - Yes?
I just said a small sentence to you.
Why did you speak so much?
He hit them wonderfully.
Take me to Prakash Raj.
Thai Language
Meeting, talking, settlement.
Thai Language
Goli, explain it to them. - I will, but give me a chance.
Wait, who will take me to Prakash Raj?
Don't run, at least tell me his address. - What?
Are you here to meet Prakash Raj?
What do you think? Am I here to clear your debts?
You landed me in soup.
I had called them from my mobile phone. What now?
Do one thing. - What? - Give my number to them if they ask again.
What if they shoot me before I do that?
Your debt will be layed off. - How?
Darling.. - Tell me, darling.
Shall I tell you something? Hope you won't feel offended.
Have I ever felt offended? Tell me.
I don't know what's wrong with you.
You forget things suddenly.
Who? I? - Yes.
You suddenly start doing cheap things.
That day you said that you don't want to go to school..
..teacher punishes me and tells me to lay eggs.
What are you saying? - Police of 12 countries is searching for you.
If you do such things, no one will search for you.
So, be careful.
Okay, as you say.
Hello?
You got thrashed from a weak boy.
You ate fast food and became slow.
Ghoda, call Sandy.
Sandy is no more.
I don't have the number.
He is no more?
Why didn't you tell me? - You forgot.
When had you told me?
Am I insane to forget things?
Do you think I am Kajri?
Is she my sister?
Why is she wearing my towel? Doesn't she have clothes?
She is my sister.
If she is your sister, why is she wearing my clothes?
Go and buy clothes for her. - As you say, sir.
Today.
Hey you! - Yes, boss?
Who are these Chinese people?
This is Indian office, I shouldn't see any Chinese people here.
Go away! Get out!
Out! - He is insane.
Go away!
Do you know Prakash Raj?
Prakash Raj? Mafia?
I've heard about him, but never met him.
Okay, would you like to come with me to meet him?
We both will look for him.
Don't worry about the rent.
I will pay it to you.
One minute.
Take this. That day's balance..
..and this is for sleeping and having food in your house.
Let it be. - Why?
My house is not a guest house. You are not a PG.
I felt pity on you..
..so I helped you. - Listen girl, I don't take favors.
If you don't take money, I'll be indebted to you.
Because of the loan, we'll be friends..
..and then we may fall in love and get married.
But I'll marry an orphan who looks hot.
Are you one?
Okay, let me see until where you go.
Is it? - Yes.
Careful.
You are crying?
What happened?
Until I've grown up, I've always been rejected.
No one supported me.
You helped me..
..tears filled in my eyes.
Let's go.
Do you know, orphans have the same problem.
If somebody talks to them sweetly, they become emotional.
But you won't understand. Sit.
Guys like you, come in this business..
..but they don't understand this business.
How much is your demand?
100 crores.
Do you how many people you've to kill to get 100 crores?
Then we will kill so many people.
Tell me how much is your worth?
I think he is a fool. He doesn't want to live.
No boss, four donkeys are standing behind him holding guns.
I am talking about the one who's sitting here, and you're seeing back.
Tell me something? Are you related to him?
I am doing a deal with him..
..and you are breaking my confidence.
Try once again. - Okay.
You see, he will tell 100 if I say 60. - First ask him.
I'm okay with 60. - Not possible.
Hey 50 okay? - 50 okay.
40? - Okay. - 10? - Okay. - 5?
Okay. - 4, 3, 2, 1.. - Okay.
Scoundrel.
I'm irritated because of Kadak. Call him.
Call him!
Idiot.
Hello? - I murdered 5 people because of you now.
Who is speaking? - Prakash Raj!
My blood is boiling here..
..and you think you can escape killing Sandy?
Look, I know where you live..
..who are in your family, your address, I know everything.
You're alive only for 24 hours now.
Listen to me. - Yes, boss?
Find out who this policeman is. Where does he live?
Who are in his family and his friends. - Okay, boss.
Find out everything. - Boss, I understood. It will be done.
Good that you didn't forget things.
Who is this girl?
Oh.. - He is done for.
Do you have a headache?
Hello? - Hey!
Where are you?
I was sleeping. - Prakash Raj will kill me in 24 hours.
You are sleeping peacefully?
I'm on ISD roaming. I don't have balance. - You!
He woke me up.
Ravi, go to sleep.
Her figure is making me restless.
I'll go to Matheran and do horse riding with her.
Did you think I put my hand on you in sleep?
I am taking advantage.
Move your hand!
Seeing your zero size figure..
..my heart went out of control.
We both are 18 plus. Night is black and white..
..come, let's make it colorful.
Please Ileana, don't say no. - Move!
I won't go! - Go!
How dare you! Scoundrel!
If you were my wife, I would've sent you out of the house.
You! - Did I say anything wrong?
Forgive me. I blabbered. - Get out from here!
Don't come here again!
You can throw me out of your house..
..but how will you throw me out of your heart?
I live their without paying rent.
You won't get a place in the zoo. How can you stay in my heart?
Even I don't want to live in your 1 BHK house.
We were destined to meet.
So, you brought me till your bedroom.
I don't see girls like you.
But while sleeping, your figure made me yearn for you.
What's my fault?
This is God's miracle.
God's miracle!
Laxmi, did you see?
He took my name to fulfill his wishes?
Lord, this is human's old habit.
They do this for everything.
Give alms in God's name.
For God's sake, leave me.
God, what have you done?
They use our name everywhere.
"Hail Goddess Laxmi."
"Hail Goddess Laxmi."
Goddess Laxmi..
..generous, kind hearted..
..omniscient..
Lord look, my disciple Goli is worshipping me.
All the people are venerating you these days.
Your devotees are more.
Everyone is following you.
But this disciple chants my name during the night too.
He is my biggest fan.
Goddess Laxmi, until when will I be indebted to others?
Just once, give me in abundance.
I'm very worried.
Who'll give me, if You don't give me?
If not yours, then give me loan.
Create a magic..
..by which people work hard and I take rest and have food.
The lines of my palms have vanished by changing the gears.
May your wish come true, son.
Goddess, did you hear me?
Open a public toilet outside. - He is here.
You are flattering Goddess?
You are here with your bag?
Did you do anything wrong with that girl?
How do you know?
Do you know astrology? - No.
Here, lock the house.
What do you mean? - We'll go out.
I have to perform prayers. - Will you come or I'll trash you?
Let's go.
Are you in the pub to see dance?
Tell me.
You spoilt my sleep. So, I've come here.
I've come here because..
..your figure ruined my intentions. - What will you have?
***..
Along with?
Soda.
Did you see?
Our taste is same.
If our bodies also meet.. - Hey!
I will drink you up like *** one day.
Darling.. - Yes, darling?
If you didn't taste her, your life is a waste.
Goli. - Yes?
Give me an introduction.
Come here. Come on.
Don't touch her.
My friend, Raviteja.
Hello. - Hi.
Cheers.
Is she a singer?
Yes, she is a singer, but a good dancer too.
Hey!
Seeing you..
..my desires awakened.
How dare you? - Stop.
Did you slap him? - Yes.
Move aside, let me also slap him.
No boss.
Oh my God.
Oh God!
She is my girlfriend, she doesn't allow me to touch, how dare you?
Do you know who you hit? - Who is he?
You were looking for Prakash Raj, didn't you?
He was Prakash Raj.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?
You didn't give me a chance.
You broke his head and slapped him.
He will kill you now.
My debt will increase because of you. - Hey Goli!
Goli! - I think, I'll have to sell my taxi now.
Why are you crying?
I hit him.
What's the difference between you and him?
What you did, even he did the same.
You both are the same.
What now?
The thing is, I love you.
I don't love him.
I like him.
Not that scoundrel.
I know.
You love me.
I even know that you are an orphan, just like me.
When I see you, I feel very good.
I need not say anything.
Whatever is in your heart, I'm telling it out.
When you are sad, even I am sad.
If you feel that we should befriend each other..
..even I feel the same.
When somebody asks for help..
..not only you fear..
..but even I fear.
Because..
..we both are orphans.
Oh God! - Tell me soon!
Don't play charade. - Why did you catch me?
Tell me, where does he live?
Take a right and then left from here.. - What?
Yes, then go straight.
He will be standing there.
Wait.
Are you asking my address?
Boss has asked for your leg piece.
I won't give. Go away.
I will not go from here without taking it.
I will come there and give it to him with love.
He has told me to break it. - You won't listen to me, baldy.
Are you happy now? - Yes, I am.
Hope it is not late. - No.
Shall we leave? - Yes.
I gave you the correct address, don't you understand?
Sir, I got carried away.
That girl was with me, so I overreacted.
Actually, I had come to Bangkok to meet you.
Me?
Why? - Do you remember inspector Kadke?
He didn't *** Sandy..
..football did it.
Football? - Yes.
So, to close this matter, I was looking for you.
Are you from the police department?
I'm from the settlement department.
Shoot him!
Sir, sir..
Sir, this ritual is going on from our ancestors..
..that you don't kill any messenger.
Message from here to there..
..and there to here.
You are educated..
..you wouldn't do this injustice.
Okay, fine.
Will he give me money?
Sir, he is not so rich.
He is a common inspector. Moreover, he is very honest.
You mean..
..we should spare the inspector. - Yes, sir.
I shouldn't take compensation too? - Correct.
Where has he been transferred to? - Pali Hill.
Then, next month, in Pali Hill..
..20 murders will take place.
If my man gets caught, he will get him released.
Superb deal.
No one can do such deal. I'll call him right away!
What? 20 murders?
Why? Is this less? - Hey..
I'll bargain if you tell me.
Is 10-15 okay? Shall I do the deal?
Tell me soon.
Prakash sir is sitting in front of me. He may kill me.
Okay, only 5. - Okay.
The deal is done on 5 murders. - You are bargaining with me?
How can I bargain with you?
Sir, forget him and deal with me.
You tell me one figure..
..10.. 10 enough.
When you're committing 10 murders in Pali Hill, no one will disturb you.
That too, free of cost.
Hey.. - Sir, you'll get 10-15 more fairies like her.
Inspector has only one girlfriend.
Spare him. Deal done. - No.
I won't.. - Sir, sir..
You promised me.
You are not a politician to go back from your words.
You've done the deal..
Very nice meeting you, sir. - But..
I wouldn't have met you even in my dreams.
Thanks to God.
I don't want tea. I'll drink it next time.
Do your duty properly. - One minute.
Sir, did you tell me something?
You settled your matter..
..what about my mater? - Which one, sir?
Prakash Raj rules over Bangkok.
But that day you thrashed me.
Sir, I told you, I made a mistake.
If you do, it is a mistake..
..if I do it, it is misbehave? - I made a mistake. I agree.
I'm ready to reform. Come on, you can hit me.
Who was the girl in the club?
That girl with you..
Sir, she is a taxi driver. Forget her.
What's her name? - Ileana, sir.
Can I meet her alone?
Hey, get her.
The one you are eyeing is my girlfriend.
Delete her photo from your mind.
Or your name will be erased from the Indian ration card.
Even in Pataya beach..
..you won't find a place to bury yourself.
You've invited trouble for yourself.
Nab him!
Nab him!
Get him!
Nab him!
Don't spare him!
Come on!
Half of them go there. Find him!
Half of them go here. Find him soon!
Come on!
Look for him under the train!
Thai language.
What are you doing here? Go and find him! Hurry up!
Go!
Hurry up!
Did you find that scoundrel?
Prakash, don't turn behind or there'll be darkness.
Are you changing your clothes?
No. See if you wish to.
But don't hit me on the head. Hit me anywhere else.
Prakash! - Boss!
Scoundrel, you hit boss! Stop there!
Run! Come on!
What happened?
Why are you running?
Prakash Raj was eyeing you.
So, I broke his head.
Before he kills us..
..let's run away to India.
Why India?
There's danger here.
What will I do there?
Why am I here?
We both will marry.
I see.
You want to marry me? - Then you marry me.
I don't want to become a burden on anyone all my life, get it?
Burden on me?
How much do you weigh?
You stay with me, I can carry your burden.
What else is here other than massage?
Shall I become a live-in son-in-law? - So what?
I'm a hard working and a responsible man.
How can a man rely on his wife's salary?
I know all the men like you.
You want a wife who looks like Miss World.
You'll make her work like a maid. - Then, won't you marry?
Don't you trust me? - No, I don't.
I can't trust you.
Trust me if you wish, or go to hell!
What will happen if I leave you..
..and settle with someone else?
My brother is a boxer, my father is in police..
I'll belong to someone else, then say these things to the mirror.
Oh no!
Oh, she hit me so hard.
Lord, what happened?
They both are doing action.
I thought they would begin a love story.
I don't know. No one can deny the truth.
You said, they both would meet because of a banana peel.
Had you not thrown a banana peel, they would've still met.
Lord, your idea and your grace is strange.
Let's see how they meet without the banana peel. - Okay, show me.
Lord, lord.
You won't get dreams if you sleep while you are sitting.
Your story isn't complete yet.
When will you complete it?
If the banana peel was not thrown on the road..
..you want to know what would've happened, isn't it?
Look for yourself.
Where were you? I'm waiting for you from a long time.
My skin got tanned because of standing in the hot sun.
All this happened because of you. Is that clear?
There they are, nab them! - Brother?
Hurry up!
Come on!
Hurry up.
Brother, open your eyes.
What happened? Brother?
Say something.
Brother..
Lapaki?
Hello? - Hello?
You are Rahul, aren't you? - Why?
Won't you talk to me? - I will meet you if you give me money.
Is that so?
How much do you want?
Your full salary.
You are the wretched woman..
..whose mobile is recharged by my husband?
Wretched woman! - Leave me.
I will scratch you!
Wait! I'll teach you a lesson!
Where are you going?
Take this!
Who is it?
Why did you hit me on the back?
What's the matter?
Why did you hit me with a stone?
Are you Majnu for me to hit you with stones?
You hit me and now you are arguing with me.
You! - You are not of my size..
How can I become famous by killing you?
Drop the gun!
Keep the gun down!
Don't move.
I will blow your brains.
Hey, handcuff him.
Move, come on!
The prices of petrol have gone up. Lokpal bill has not passed.
Give me good news sometimes.
Sandy is in jail. What good news can he give?
Hey you..
No matter how much you have to spend, but get Sandy released.
Hurry up.
Okay, boss.
Listen..
Sandy got arrested? - Yes, boss.
Why are you sad if he got arrested?
Celebrate! - Okay.
He was a terrorist.
Did you understand? - Yes.
Hello? - My name is Ghoda.
But I'm not calling you from a horse stable.
You are in the news these days.
Don Prakash has summoned you.
Hello, sir.
I want to talk something personal to you.
About?
Personal means, going inside and talking.
I can say it openly in open here.
Shall we go inside and talk personal things? - Come in.
This is the matter, sir.
Who do you think I am?
Am I a corrupt inspector?
Go away from the same door that you've come in from.
How dare you talk to me like that?
Tadku!
People like him have ruined this country.
Don't spare him! Kill him in an encounter.
Sir, who is she?
I've heard people catching a running train..
..but she is catching flying plane.
You go and cook food.
Sir, if you don't think about this..
..then will anybody else think?
If I shoot you..
..what about her?
She will become a widow.
Sir, your wife's life will be ruined. - She is not my wife!
She's talking so much now. How much will she talk after marriage?
Live-in relationship should..
Sir, keep this inside.
They have bigger than this.
Each about 2 foot.
Even if they hit you with the gun, you'll be dead.
Hey.. - Yes?
I know which man I've arrested.
Take me with you to Bangkok.
I will deal directly.
Face to face. - Okay.
You'll get your commission.
Sir, you took my words.
You'll pay me, they'll pay me. I'm earning nicely in this settlement.
Madhu, pack the luggage!
Sir, one minute.
Come here.
Bangkok is famous for massage.
Don't take her. Come single.
We'll enjoy to the fullest.
Let your wife be here.
Let's go.
Welcome to Bangkok.
Please come. I think you are here for the first time.
Boom, boom.
What is boom, boom?
Come to the hotel, I will tell you. - Okay, let's go.
Keep your luggage in the dickey!
It is nice to see her.
Is she a foreigner? - No, an Indian.
She drives a cab, but she doesn't have a FM.
I started singing when I saw her, you go and listen to your FM.
Sir, sir, if not you, at least keep the bag inside.
Pervert.
Hi, my name is Raviteja. What is your name?
Where do you want to go?
I had to go somewhere else, but feel like coming in your heart.
Is your heart vacant?
At least in the corner?
My heart is a 5 star hotel. Inn people cannot afford it.
No matter if the food is from the hotel..
..or the Inn..
..you temper it with chilies, don't you? Open the dickey.
You won't. I'll have to keep the luggage in my hands.
Sir, please let me sit in the front.
Your taxi is engaged at home.
Let my meter go down.
Okay, you sit. - Thank you.
I think I'll settle in Bangkok.
Where did you learn driving?
Forget it. Drive now.
Thai language. - No time.
No time.
Basanti, tell me your name.
What's in the name?
If you don't tell me, I'll search for it.
Ms. Ileana.
36, 24, 36..
Orphan?
Are you an orphan?
Do you stay alone?
You are right.
How do you manage in such big city?
Mom!
What's going on? Drive faster!
Mom, save me!
Exchange.
Hey?
My car!
Be careful!
Sir, you sit here. Don't worry about the car.
Nothing happened to your leg.
Straighten your leg.
You are feeling better, isn't it? Are you feeling relaxed?
Hey! - Yes?
My car got destroyed.
How many enemies do you have?
Why did they want to kill you?
Me? - Yes.
Hey, they wanted to kill us.
Not this girl!
They were Prakash Raj's goons. I know. - Shut up!
I'm doing a settlement here..
..and you are interrupting.
I agree, they were..
..but you revealed everything.
Give her Rs. 50,000 now.
Hey, you look like a fraudster to me.
This car was worth 10 lakh.
Buy me one right now or I'll send you to jail.
Okay, we'll give you. Let we do the deal first.
What did you say?
Are you out of your mind?
Give her money from your commission and not mine.
Talk softly to me.
Sir, Give her money from your commission..
..I'll not give it from mine.
Let's go to her house.
Why to my house?
Who knows us in this city other than you?
Let's go.
Inspector Kadak, be careful.
Careful. - This is my house.
Careful. - Leave him. What are you doing?
Don't touch a stranger.
Darling, our house is like you.
It is not our house, it is a rented house.
How much is your rent?
Hey!
Now I understand..
..they want to get me killed calling me to Bangkok.
I have a special talent.
I am a very good cook.
You'll lick your and my fingers.
I cook so well.
I've got tired listening to you.
Did you see?
I said, I was a good cook. Especially, irritate someone.
Hey!
Now I understand everything.
You brought me here to get me killed, isn't it?
On Prakash Raj's orders.
He is shouting very much.
He won't let us talk.
I think, our hearts can't meet here.
Let's go to some bar and drink ***.
What did you say?
When will you buy me a new car? - I'll arrange for your new car now.
I have to make some phone calls.
I'll call Ghoda.
If he doesn't give me money..
..I will take money from Goli and buy you a new car.
Goddess of money.
Goddess Laxmi.
Goddess of destiny! Mother, where are you?
What do you think?
I won't be able to locate you?
I will find you.
Because I have Google.
Mummy..
Google will tell me your address.
Vaikunt.
Laxmi Devi Mummy.
Lord, my devotee is searching me on Google.
I'm not on Google, but here.
Dear, the world has become hi-tech.
Somebody is on facebook..
..and somebody is following on twitter.
But the shoes that were stolen outside the temple..
..Google cannot locate it. - Yes.
He will be thrashed black and blue..
..by Raviteja today.
Look there.
Good morning, sir.
My bag, I forgot it in the car.
Driver ran away. - Tell me the car number.
Write..
Thai language.
Hello? - Hello?
Congratulations.
You got 1 million baht price money.
Best driver award.
Come immediately and collect the money.
Okay, address? I'm coming.
Yes, please come.
Come, come.
Mummy, I knew that..
..you would surely give me in abundance.
You go, I talk. - Okay.
Fool..
Have you brought this big bag to take the price money?
What are you saying?
Instead of sitting in my cab, you went behind the girl's FM.
After you left, goons confiscated my car.
Shall I tell you something?
That girl is very beautiful.
Give this excuse to someone else, and try something new.
I won't be able to make it on the spot.
Give me some time.
When I talk too much..
..then my cheeks turn red as the tomatoes.
Show me.
If the passenger doesn't sit in the car, you'll call goons?
Time please.
I was telling that they were not gangsters.
Who were they?
Prakash Raj's men. - Their postal address?
Shall I just tell you or take you there?
Second option, take me. - Okay, come.
Is your name Google?
How did you find me in such a big city?
If somebody types fraudster on facebook, your name comes first.
You're humiliating India in Bangkok.
Drive the car.
If you exhibit fancy number 6666..
..and follow someone..
..then anyone can find you. You idiot!
Is the CNG full?
Hey baby, come on!
Come on!
Hit him more!
Hit him. - Hey, come on, baby!
Hit him more! - Very nice.
Yeah, come on!
Hey baby, come on!
Hit him more!
Come on, Prakash! - Hit him!
Come on, hit! - Yes!
Prakash, you hit him nicely.
I love you!
Hey, if you want to get trashed, then come on.
Come on.
Come on. - No, Prakash!
Jyoti look, I'm very angry now. - Listen to me.
Leave me. Move aside. I'll not spare him. - Calm down.
Sir, is there anyone named Ghoda (horse)?
How can a donkey compete with a horse?
Compete with me.
Come on. - Try to understand.
You've won the cup!
This tournament is yours. - Really?
I swear by you. - Okay.
If someone else wants to get punched, come to me.
I'm ready to punch. Come on!
My name is Ghoda. Who are you? - I am Raviteja.
You spoke to me on phone.
I've been calling you, why aren't you answering?
How could I? Boss's boxing tournament is going on.
I don't get time from getting beaten.
Who is the one who's punching everyone?
Our boss, Prakash Raj.
Don Prakash Raj? - Yes.
Why is he acting childish?
Tetra-hydro-cana-binal.
Explain.. - Ghajni's problem.
Tell me the full story.
There was a police chase at Cambodia border..
Boss was going in the front and the police was following him.
Suddenly the bike slipped and boss's knee cap came out.
Doctor replaced his knee..
..with a marble stone.
His knee cap was replaced, how is it connected to the mind?
What kind of a question you are asking me?
Boss's brain was in his knees. - Oh..
I think even you have the same problem.
You told me to get the inspector here, then why did you try to kill him?
What can I do? It depends on boss's mood.
He told me to do a deal the day before yesterday..
..and yesterday suddenly he ordered to kill him.
I have to follow boss's order.
I am looking for a new job.
Baldy, no matter where you go, you won't progress.
Settle the matter soon. We've to return. Get it?
If he remembers, I'll call you. You go.
Yeah, come on!
I broke his teeth.
It will take some time.
You don't have a savings account..
..you go to India, I will handle everything.
Now I realize.
I understood.
I understood your scheme.
You will join hands with him and get me killed.
What will I get by kill you? Tell me.
Stop blabbering and buy me a car.
Ferrari or BMW?
I can only buy a cycle to you. Do you want me to buy it for you?
No doubt, but I am sure now.
You want to keep the money for yourself.
So, that day on the bridge..
..you got me attacked.
Do you think you are smart?
Not smart, but very smart.
You are my blank cheque. How can I tear you?
Hey, you are doing this for my car, isn't it?
Thai Language.
What is she trying to say?
Stop blabbering!
Don't talk.
You come with me. - Hey!
I want to talk to you in private. Come with me.
Whatever I say, don't tell it to anyone.
Why are you shying like girl?
He is a stranger.
Why are we fighting?
We have to stay together in future.
Your talks hurt me.
I get jealous.
I feel like holding your waist.
Hey, what are you whispering?
I'm sparing him as I met you because of that useless guy.
But you don't take tension.
If he says anything, I'll break his one more leg.
Darling, once I get married to you, everything will be settled.
Our children will study in English medium school.
Are four enough?
Have you seen your face in the mirror?
How could you think..
..that I'll marry you?
If you say such things again..
..then I will.. - You, I'll not spare you.
It is sweet.
You apply nice lipstick.
I was just checking..
..whether your lipstick is of a branded company..
..or you get it for free.
If you don't mind..
..can I check it once again?
Even you can do it.
Laxmi, even you saw the same, isn't it?
He kissed her so hard.
Lord, this is not hard, but it is by force.
It is not a good thing.
Laxmi, everyone knows what's good or bad.
But no one follows it.
Everyone lives for themselves.
Goddess Laxmi!
Goddess of money! Mother, where are you?
Come in front of me. Mother!
Lord, who is it?
Laxmi, who other than your devotee, Goli.
His devotion has become a bullet.
You give in abundance.
Goddess Laxmi, come in front of me.
Come! Come!
Come, Goddess.
Lord, he is praying very hard today.
Lift me up.
You lift up everyone.
Lord, I'm getting scared of him now.
He is calling me by force.
He is acting very smart.
Go and put him down.
You distribute dollars, give it to me too.
You give money to everyone, come in front of me.
Come, Mother!
Come in front of me.
You shower money on everyone..
..shower some money on me.
Goddess Laxmi, come in front of me.
Increase my balance.
Lord, the man on the door..
..is you, isn't it? - Wrong answer.
He is my Xerox copy, Brahmanand.
Hail Goddess Laxmi!
Come in front of me!
Open the vault for me.
Goddess Laxmi!
Goddess of money!
Give me in abundance!
Goddess Laxmi!
Oh..
Who are you? You ruined my prayers.
Sir, who are you?
Come out!
Why are you calling my wife?
Why will I call your wife? - Why are you calling out Laxmi's name loudly?
Sir, you are mistaken.
I'm not calling your Laxmi..
..but I'm calling Goddess Laxmi. - I'll slap you if you lie to me.
Sir, one minute. You live this side or that side?
Neither here nor there, I've come from above.
Above?
But there's no room upstairs. - You have a house here.
I have a bungalow above.
I am a builder myself.
Hereafter, if you disturb ladies..
..then I'll not spare you. You won't be able to do your prayers.
Does anyone call Laxmi like this?
Come in front of me! Give me treasure. What kind of prayer is this?
Hereafter, if I hear the bell ringing..
..or see the smoke from the incense stick..
..or if I hear you lighting a match..
..then I'll.. Go away!
Go away! Idiot.
Hey!
Mother, what is this?
He has made me black and blue.
She is looking so beautiful without make up.
No one should cast an evil eye on her.
Your phone is ringing. Are you deaf!
Answer it or sell it off.
I am answering it.
Ghoda, was there electricity..
..in your boss's circuit?
Why have you become numb?
Why are you interrupting?
Everything got messed up.
What? - Ghoda has called me alone.
You go. I suspect him.
I suspect you both.
So, I'm going. - You suspect? - Yes.
Shall I clear it? - Yes.
Then come with me.
Come, I'll clear all your doubts today. - Don't touch me.
What will you do? - I'll show you my shoes. - So what?
Shall I hit you with it? - Then even I'll hit you.
Does he know how many zeros are in 1 crore rupees.
What does he think of himself?
Do I have a note printing machine?
He wants 1 crore.
You move aside.
You can't do it. I'll get Sandy released from the jail.
Sandy has not been arrested.
Even in the jail..
..he has facilities of a 5 star. - So, do you want me to give 1 crore?
I had explained it to him.
I told him sir will get angry if I say 1 crore.
But he wants to become a millionaire.
Sandy tells many things about you, when he is drunk.
He said, your stuff is not getting delivered in Thailand..
..is going to be delivered at gateway of Mumbai.
You know how much it is worth. I don't know about that.
1 crore is a mere price in front of your expensive stuff.
Sir, you have treasure of Kuber.
Give it as a tip to him.
Who is he?
I've seen you somewhere.
You look like my younger sister.
Like, I've found my lost sister.
Sister..
Looks like you had got lost in the funfair of Kumbh.
What's your name? - Ileana.
Move your hand, she didn't have bath.
That makes no difference.
Even I didn't have bath.
Sister, come with me. - Sir, let it be.
I'm having an affair with her. - What do you mean, affair?
Tell your brother that I am your beloved.
Sister, focus here.
Will you come with me? - No!
She is scolding me.
Sir, don't get angry.
Just now you met your sister.
How can she suddenly..
..address you as 'dear brother'..
..'brother'? It'll take some time.
You arrange for 1 crore soon.
Your sister will arrange for a Rakhi for you. - Yes.
You have to give her something, isn't it?
Until then, I'll take your sister on a long drive.
Sir, we'll meet after the break.
Come, we've to go for shopping, then movie.. - Younger sister..
What's all this? - His memory card got crashed, even you'll to mad..
Why will I go mad?
Because your Bluetooth is always on.
When any virus will attack on your chip..
..you won't know. - Move aside. - Don't overact now.
Come, I'll show you Bangkok's park. - Move your hand.
Lions move freely there. - Shut up.
Nothing happens when you touch them..
We'll click photographs. Come on.
Darling.. - Yes?
Why don't you get treated?
Shall I tell you something?
I can't see your condition.
Why?
You don't look good..
..when you become emotional.
I'm emotional since childhood.
I can't control my tears.
When somebody cuts onion in front of me..
..my tears roll down.
Sister!
Goddess Laxmi!
You've given to cheap people..
You've given money to the people who don't deserve.
But what do I lack?
What sin have I committed?
You have to show miracle today.
A bundle filled with diamonds and jewels..
..you have to throw it on my head.
Poor guy.
Lord, he is right.
He is my ardent devotee.
He always worships me.
Today..
..I'm going to give him a lottery.
Impossible, Laxmi.
Messiah of poor, Mithun, he takes care of him.
Even if Amir wishes, he can't become rich.
I will not listen to you today.
I'm going to put this bundle in front of him.
I would've put it on his head.
He is blind.
What if I become blind?
..I've to walk like him.
Why not practice it today?
Did you see?
Why is it so dark?
Give something in God's name to this blind man.
Make me cross the road. Oh God.
It was difficult to walk.
I got saved from falling and breaking my teeth.
Thank God, I have eyes.
Thank you God, you've given me two headlights.
I've never seen a fool like you in my life.
Didn't you see a mirror?
You are really blind.
What?
Just turn behind and see..
..on what did you step. - I don't look back when I move forward.
Why? - What if I strain my neck while turning back and seeing?
I am the youth of this country.
Soldiers don't show..
..their back to the enemy.
I am your enemy. - What did you say?
What did you say?
Your bad time is hitting you. Why shouldn't I hit you?
Take this! - Hey!
Don't awaken the bug sleeping inside me.
Or I'll not spare you.
Listen to me carefully..
..pick your bundle and go.
Or I'll slap you..
I'll applaud for you.
Get lost!
Bloody old fellow.
By creating him, I made the biggest mistake of my life.
Lord, what happened?
I understood.
God of the poor is powerful than you.
Ravi, run!
Run! Hurry up!
I like the idea of eloping and getting married.
Younger sister!
Hurry up! - I'm always ready.
Follow the Tuk-tuk. My sister is in it.
Hurry up.
Oh no, they are coming.
Drive faster! Faster!
Oh no!
Sister, what happened?
Why were you running so fast?
Were dogs chasing you?
What if something would've happened to you?
Come with me. - I won't come.
Sister, let's go.
Look there, I've bought a car for you by taking loan.
Come with me.
Just sit inside it once.
Sir, shall I go for a long drive with her?
You shut up!
Sister, the bill of Tuk-tuk will be more.
You go in your car. - I said, no.
Won't you listen to your elder brother?
Neither you are my brother nor I am your sister.
Don't trouble me unnecessarily.
Mental dog. Scoundrel.
Did you see?
She is calling her brother as mental dog.
Sir, this is emotional tormenting.
She is hot tempered, I'll pamper her and bring her to you. - You shut up!
We brother and sister are talking to each other. - She's my lover.
How can she fall in love with a broker like you?
Sister, do you love him? - I don't love him.
And you're not my brother. - Am I not your lover?
No. - Tell me again. - No!
Hey! - Sir, sir.
Listen to me.
Tell them to put their gun down.
Sitting in this tuk-tuk..
..I'll tell you the truth.
Do you know why your sister is angry with you?
Why?
Because you haven't solved inspector Kadak's matter.
How is she connected to the inspector?
That policeman is her adopted brother. - Adopted brother?
Then I'll buy him. - Buy him?
Not 1 crore, but 1.5 crores.
I'll give you 2 crores. - You win. Give me my sister. - Given.
I'll do this deal for 2 crore. - Will do this deal at breakfast. Done!
Done. - Hey? - Done!
Done, sir. - I got my sister. Come on, let's go!
Drive the car. - Sir..
Tell me, baldy? - Get me a ticket to go back to India.
I don't mind if it is for the second class.
Because I've gone mad being with this short circuit.
No, don't say that. - Don't forget. Book it.
Okay.
What did you say? - What did you say?
Didn't you say anything?
Shall I punch you? - Go ahead!
Anyone can hit me.
I'm alone.
That's the reason, I love you.
I couldn't tell this to you till today.
Because, I don't know to express.
No one has fallen in love with me till today.
How would I know?
Even I was yearning like you..
..for parents' love.
The way you see me..
..no one sees me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
I'll cry.
Bill Gates..
..richest man of the world.
You'll make his bill.
Salman Khan..
He removed his shirt, you thought he was poor and gave him wealth.
I don't do such cheap act.
Still..
..I didn't find even Rs. 10 lying on the road.
Everyone has a good bank balance.
Get the money back from Swiss Bank..
..or open an account for me in that.
What is this, Mummy?
My devotee is very sad.
I will go and meet him personally.
I'll give him a Var (male) too.
Innocent Laxmi..
..he doesn't need a boon, but a girl.
No, times have changed.
Even the court has given its consent.
Which drama company are you from?
From heaven. - Where?
Son, from the heaven. - I see.
Even you've come to attend the Indo-Thai latest fashion show.
Nice sari, looks expensive.
Background light is also nice.
You'll surely win.
Son, I'm the same..
..who you worship. - Oh God!
Somebody has stolen my wallet..
..I don't have money.
I want to have food. Something like this, isn't it?
I am poor, what can I give you?
Son, I am Goddess Laxmi Devi.
What do you want?
My Goddess Laxmi? - Yes.
Reallyl? - Yes. - From heaven?
Goddess of money?
Are you joking?
Shall I tell you something?
You are not Indian Laxmi..
..but you are looking like Thai Goddess Laxmi.
I came to meet you though my husband instructed me.
You have the last life line.
Use it.
If you are really Goddess Laxmi..
..or my Goddess Laxmi..
..then right now..
..right away, on the spot..
..disappear from here.
Mummy?
Mummy, I was joking.
Come once.
Mummy, I made a mistake.
Hereafter, I'll not do such things.
Mummy, please come.
Laxmi, I've given hands to human beings to do work.
But they don't understand.
They fold their hands and plead in front of You.
You saw it yourself.
You get money only when you do hard work.
Just not by praying.
If this was the case..
..then people of the world would be only praying.
The climax of story is about to begin.
Look carefully.
1 crore.
Not 1 crore, but I've got 5 crores
What did you say? 5 crores.
Do you fool people?
Why has he brought 5 crores?
The offer is going on, just keep that with you.
If you have any problem, then give 4 crore to me.
Along with Sandy..
..I want my sister also.
Which sister?
I don't have any sister.
You got money, you forgot your own sister?
Don't you feel ashamed?
You saw money and forgot everything?
Is he your brother? Shame!
Nonsense. You come with me. Come on.
Come on, hurry up.
How did the police come here?
What say?
Did you like the twist?
Did you think I came here for money?
I am an honest officer.
I had come here to teach you a lesson.
What about me?
Did I come here for free?
If you play double game with me..
..then you'll be in trouble.
Do you think I am Prakash Raj's man?
If you raise your hand on him..
..I will kill you. - Hey!
If you shout, I'll put you in jail.
What? Will you put me in jail? You!
Sister, come with me.
Run!
Hurry up!
Run with me! - Sister, where are you going leaving me behind?
Come. - Leave her. She ran away!
Dare you say anything about my sister!
The police is here, run! - To hell with the police.
My sister! My younger sister!
Let's go to India.
Or they'll kill us.
They won't spare us there.
He'll have his people there.
First of all, change your business.
Then what will we eat?
Did you see what happened there?
Anything could've happened.
You hit the police..
..what if they would've shot you?
He cheated me? - Do you expect him to love you?
Forget this.
Come with me to India by first flight. - I won't come with you.
You don't listen to me. - Hit me.
If you have guts, hit me!
Oh God!
You've hit me so hard.
Oh God! Lord!
Lord, what's going on?
When I threw banana peel, they fought..
..when I didn't throw, even then they are fighting.
Can't they live with love?
Laxmi..
..they both are made for each other.
No matter you throw the banana peel on the road or in the dustbin.
They both are destined to meet.
I messed with her unnecessarily.
Did it hurt?
Is it paining? - No, I'm enjoying.
How would I know it would hurt so much?
When you hit me, it hurt me too.
I think you as mine. - I fear that.
When no one is there, I don't feel scared.
When someone is close to me, I fear that they may go away.
If you go away, I'll be left alone.
Don't make me an orphan again!
How can you call yourself as orphan, when I'm here?
I am not an orphan when you are around.
We both are made for each other.
Calm down.
We'll go to some temple in Thailand..
..and will marry with Indian rituals. Okay, baby? - No!
This wedding cannot be solemnized!
Sir, Prakash Raj, you are everywhere.
You are a don, but no one recognizes you.
Who are you to call off our wedding? - I'm her brother.
She is my sister.
How can she be your sister?
Explain, brother-in-law, explain. - Explain?
I'll explain it to you right away.
Look, you both were to get married after eloping.
When I asked you if she loves you..
..then she refused.
You refused, didn't you, sister?
It is not been 24 hours she said that..
..you both are getting married.
You are embracing each other.
Is this good?
I've been addressing her as sister, is that wrong?
Am I mad? Am I a psychic?
Sister..
..you listen to him.
When I tell you, you don't listen to me.
We both are orphans.
But why are you crying?
Why shouldn't I cry?
Even I am an orphan.
Even I want a kin.
I want my sister to tie me Rakhi.
Why are you crying, sir?
Sir, I have an idea. - What?
You are her brother, she is your sister..
..she loves me. This matter is fixed.
Brother-in-law, get me married to her.
No ways. - What's the problem?
She is my sister.. - So?
I am her brother, so what's my duty?
I will find a good guy for her.
Am I not good? - Yuck.
You are a broker. - I'll punch you and break your teeth.
I will break your leg, scoundrel!
Take this!
Why are you hitting me so much?
I've become emotional. Sister sentiment!
I'll turn your emotions into loose motions.
Come on, turn it.
Come!
I can get beaten for my sister. - Won't you give me your sister?
I'll make you bowled out now.
Even I've hit many goals with my head.
Weak man, come on!
Don't spare him today!
Come on, hit him!
Sister.. - Brother..
Repeat it again. - Brother..
Did you see how he is thrashing them? Look.
You don't worry. He is nothing.
I will find a better groom for you.
Brother, I want to marry him.
Sister, he is a broker.
Brother, I want him. - Please, brother. - Won't you listen to your brother?
Brother, I want him. - Don't cry. Calm down.
Calm down.
Brother.. - Hey!
Let's go the police is here. Come on, run!
Brother-in-law, leave my collar.
The police is here.
Bless us and escape. - Why did you address me as brother-in-law?
I will not bless you.
You won't? - No. - You won't? - No.
Take this insane guy and put him in jail.
I got carried away in relationship.
Go! Take him away!
He is acting too much. - Brother!
Where are you going? Stop! - Don't take my brother.
They'll take care of him. - Sister!
Sister!
Brother? - What's wrong with your brain circuit now?
He is not your blood brother. - Sister!
Brother! - Sister, be careful from him.
He is very dangerous.
Brother..
Brother..
After few days, they both got married.
They didn't have anything to do.
So, they gave their house on rent.
They both settled in Bangkok.
Noodle, how many girl do you bring here?
You wooed them, you wooed them.
I agree, Pataya is in Bangkok..
..which is famous for cheating..
..but I am a respectable man.
You don't pay my rent on time.
You get girls here.
Hello? - Sister, I'm brother speaking.
Brother? - Sister, how are you?
I am fine.
Brother, how are you?
Sister, don't ask about me.
Mosquitoes have bitten me so much that my cheek has swelled up.
But you..
..got married without my consent.
Does he take care of you?
Yes, brother. I'm very happy.
Then why are you crying?
Your make-up will smudge.
Then who'll pay for the beauty parlor?
Your insane brother, who is in jail now?
Will you make spicy tea for me?
Then make it!
You don't work properly.
Did you see?
Three orphans became one family.
Lord, this is called as the best family planning.
Ravi got brother-in-law free along with wife.
This is called 'buy one get one free.'
But conditions apply.
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