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- COME ON, LOVEBIRDS! - HI!
- PATTI, YOU REMEMBER JOHNNY AND TAMARA.
- JOHNNY SYMOND WAS ONE OF MY CLIENTS.
I FEEL LIKE YOUR HEART CHAKRA'S CLOSED.
THIS IS FUN, BUT THIS IS NOT...YOUR HEART.
I INTRODUCED HIM TO TAMARA.
- THAT'S GOOD. I LIKE IT.
- SO I'M GOING TO BRING THEM BACK IN
FOR A RE-VISIT, A CHECKUP, IF YOU WILL.
SO WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?
YOU GUYS ARE STILL DATING? - YES.
- YOU KNOW, WE JUST GET ALONG SO WELL.
WE JUST GO OUT, WE HAVE SUCH A BLAST.
- WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GLOWING, YOU GUYS.
YOU LOOK REALLY HAPPY, LIKE-- - WE ARE GLOWING.
- SO IT'S BEEN ABOUT 2 1/2, 3 MONTHS?
- YEAH. - OKAY.
YOU GOT THREE MORE MONTHS BEFORE THE RING COMES.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- SO I THINK HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING, YEAH.
- IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET A NICE GUY,
LIKE, A GENUINELY GOOD PERSON.
- WE SAY YOU WOULD NEVER MEET THIS PERSON ON YOUR OWN.
AND THAT'S WHY PEOPLE PAY US THE BIG BUCKS TO COME HERE.
- THAT'S--THERE YOU GO. - YEAH, I CAN SEE WHY.
- WELL DONE, SIR. - WELL DONE.
- WELL DONE. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
APPRECIATE IT. - YAY, GOOD JOB.
AW, THERE YOU GO.
LOVE--EVERYONE WANTS IT, BUT NOT EVERYONE FINDS IT.
THAT'S MY JOB.
MEET MY MILLIONAIRES!
WITH A LITTLE TOUGH LOVE...
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
A LOT OF PATIENCE...
YAWN.
AND AN EYE FOR THE RIGHT CHEMISTRY...
I MAKE THE PERFECT MATCH.
[upbeat pop music]
♪ ♪
- I'VE GOT A ROCK STAR.
ADAM GAYNOR, FORMERLY OF MATCHBOX TWENTY.
HE'S THE GUITARIST. - OH, I LOVE THAT GROUP.
- YEAH, THE-- WAS IT 3 AM?
- AND HE'S STILL LIVING. - THEY SOLD A LOT OF RECORDS.
- [laughs]
- 3 AM IS THE SONG.
- HE'S A COOL CAT. HE'S, LIKE, 48 YEARS OLD.
I LIKE HIM. - OKAY, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- SO I HAVE ALLISON BAVER.
SHE'S 31 AND SHE IS AN OLYMPIC BRONZE MEDAL WINNER.
SHE IS CURRENTLY TRAINING
FOR THE NEW WINTER OLYMPICS IN RUSSIA.
- LET'S WATCH THE VIDEOTAPE. - OKAY.
- SOUNDS GOOD.
- BOTH MY CLIENTS ARE IN THE PUBLIC EYE.
PEOPLE IN THE SPOTLIGHT NEED DIFFERENT ADVICE.
BUT, AS USUAL, I'M UP FOR ANYTHING.
- LET'S WATCH ADAM GAYNOR.
- ADAM GAYNOR. 48 YEARS OLD.
FORMER MEMBER OF THE BAND MATCHBOX TWENTY.
I AM FROM, ORIGINALLY, NEW YORK.
AND I CURRENTLY LIVE IN STUDIO CITY,
IN A SECRET TREE HOUSE.
- HE'S SO JERRY SEINFELD.
- I WAS ENGAGED ONCE,
AND THAT WAS COOL.
BUT, UM, IT-- IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.
I'M A YOUNG DUDE.
LIKE, MY MENTAL CAPACITY IS THAT OF A--
LOOK, I'M AN 18-YEAR-OLD IN A 48-YEAR-OLD MAN'S BODY.
- THAT'S NOT, LIKE, ANYTHING TO BE PROUD OF.
- PROUD OF, YEAH.
- MY CELEBRITY CRUSH? MAN!
OH, MAN!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO WITH CELEBRITY CRUSH!
AT SOME POINT, I HAD A LITTLE THING
FOR SCARLETT JOHANSSON.
I HOPE I CAN FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.
IF THEY WANT-- OF COURSE I'M A GENTLEMAN,
I'LL TAKE CARE OF ANYBODY IN MY LIFE.
I AM ABSOLUTELY READY TO SETTLE DOWN.
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A SOUL MATE, LIFE PARTNER.
IF SOMEONE EVEN CAME WITH A KID,
THAT WOULDN'T EVEN BE THE WEIRDEST THING.
THAT'D BE KIND OF COOL.
I THINK THAT'D BE-- I'D HAVE INSTANT KIDS,
LIKE HOT WATER, SHOVE THE KID--
STOP, THIS IS WEIRD.
I'M 48 YEARS OLD. LOOK, I--
YEAH, I MIGHT BE A SPRING CHICKEN,
AND I MIGHT LOOK 32 1/2
OR 39...AND 1/4.
- [giggles]
- I THINK PATTI'S GONNA HELP.
I THINK SHE'S GONNA BE IN THE TRENCHES WITH ME.
AND I THINK SHE'S EITHER GONNA HELP ME OR KILL ME.
- [laughs]
- PATTI, YOU GOT TO HELP US, MAN.
I'M VERY SERIOUS.
- WHAT? - HELP US.
- ADAM IS PERFORMING,
HE'S JOKING LEFT AND RIGHT.
SO I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE HE DEFLECTS THE HUMOR,
SO THAT THE TRUE ADAM CAN SHINE THROUGH.
WHAT I SAW IN HIS VIDEO
IS HE'S OVER-WITTY, ANALYZING.
AND THEN YOU END UP 80,
AND YOU'RE IN THE NURSING HOME AND LIGHTS OUT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT ALLISON BAVER.
- YES, SO SHE IS AN OLYMPIC SPEED SKATER.
SHE DATED APOLO OHNO.
AND I TALKED TO HER OVER THE INTERNET.
- LET'S GO. - OKAY, HERE WE GO.
- PLAY IT.
- MY NAME'S ALLISON BAVER.
I'M A THREE-TIME OLYMPIC SHORT TRACK SPEED SKATER.
WON A BRONZE MEDAL IN THE 2010 WINTER OLYMPICS.
- PRETTY GIRL. - YEAH, SHE'S SUPER HOT.
- I JUST PUSHED DATING AND LOVE
TO THE SIDE.
I REALLY FOCUSED ON WINNING
AND MY PERFORMANCE AND MY CAREER.
I THINK A LOT OF OTHER GIRLS PROBABLY HAVE DONE THE SAME.
I'VE HAD A FEW MAJOR RELATIONSHIPS.
ONE WAS A LOT LONGER THAN THE OTHERS.
APOLO OHNO AND I DATED FOR SIX YEARS,
AND IT WAS EXTREMELY DYSFUNCTIONAL.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY BECAUSE
WE WERE BOTH PUTTING OUR CAREERS AS PRIORITY,
AND HE WANTED TO BE MORE OF A SINGLE BACHELOR.
HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH A GIRL.
I'M TOTALLY STAYING AWAY FROM ATHLETES,
JUST BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO FALL
INTO THE SAME PATTERN AS BEFORE.
- WAIT, SO ALL ATHLETES ARE BAD BECAUSE OF HIM?
THAT'S RIDICULOUS!
- I JUST REALLY WANT PATTI TO HELP ME FIND THE RIGHT GUY.
- OKAY, SO HERE'S MY THEORY ON HER.
YES, HIS STAR ROSE QUICKLY.
I DON'T THINK THAT SHE WASN'T HAPPY FOR HIM.
I THINK SHE COMPETED WITH HIM.
AND WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU COMPETE WITH A MAN?
- WHEN YOU START COMPETING WITHIN YOUR--
- ♪ WAH WAH WAH ♪
HE DOESN'T WANT TO [bleep] HER ANYMORE.
HE'S NOT GIVING HER ATTENTION. - MM-HMM.
- SHE'S COMPETING WITH HIM AT EVERY TURN.
AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S BEEN SINGLE THIS LONG.
- YEP.
- THAT'S GOOD. - SO I THINK SHE'S A COMPETITOR.
WE HAVE TO GET RID OF-- - FIERCE COMPETITOR AT THAT.
- FIERCE COMPETITOR.
GET RID OF THE COMPETITIVE EDGE.
SO WHO AM I GONNA SEE FIRST?
- ALLISON AT A JUICE BAR.
- GOOD, I COULD USE A SMOOTHIE.
OKAY, I'M ON THE CASE.
ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT CELEBRITY CLIENTS,
IS THEIR LIVES HAVE NEVER BEEN NORMAL.
THEY HAVEN'T HAD REGULAR EXPERIENCES
LIKE MOST PEOPLE DO.
THEY'RE KIND OF LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER
WHEN YOU PUT THEM INTO NORMAL SOCIETY TO DATE.
THEY CLEARLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
ALLISON, HI! - HI.
- WHAT A PRETTY LITTLE ORANGE DRESS.
- PATTI. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M ALLISON BAVER, AND I'M 31 YEARS OLD.
RIGHT NOW, I LIVE IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH.
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT DO I DO,
I SAY I'M AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE,
OLYMPIC SPEED SKATER.
PROUDEST ACCOMPLISHMENT IS WINNING A BRONZE MEDAL
AT THE 2010 OLYMPICS
ONE YEAR AFTER I BROKE MY LEG.
I'VE BEEN TO THREE OLYMPICS,
AND I'M GOING FOR THE GOLD AGAIN IN 2014.
MY CAREER, RIGHT NOW, IS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.
I WAKE UP, SKATE, ON THE PHONE
FROM AS SOON AS I'M OFF THE ICE TILL MY NEXT WORKOUT.
SO IT BECOMES VERY HARD TO HOLD A RELATIONSHIP.
AFTER THE 2010 OLYMPICS,
A COMPANY CAME TO ME AND SAID,
"HEY, YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOU.
AND, LIKE, HOW ABOUT AN ACTIVEWEAR BRAND?"
SO THE FASHION STUFF IS MY WAY OF EXPRESSING
MY CREATIVITY.
MY IDEAL DREAM DATE HAS TO BE KIND OF EITHER FUN
OR "THE BEST OF."
I LIKE TO KIND OF GO BIG OR GO HOME.
MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP WAS
WITH A FELLOW SKATER, APOLO OHNO.
WE DATED FOR A LONG TIME, LIKE, SIX YEARS.
AFTER WE BROKE UP, I'VE DATED A LOT
AND HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT ONE.
I'M READY TO MEET THE RIGHT GUY AND SETTLE DOWN.
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M READY FOR.
- SO I'M REALLY IMPRESSED WITH YOU.
I SAW YOUR VIDEO, AND I KNOW ABOUT APOLO
AND THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WITH HIM, YOU KNOW.
AND, LIKE, YOU GUYS WERE A REALLY CUTE COUPLE.
WHAT'S THE STORY THERE?
- HE'S AN AMAZING PERSON, GREAT GUY.
IT'S JUST THE RELATIONSHIP ITSELF
WAS REALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL.
- REALLY.
HE GOES ON TO DO DANCING WITH THE STARS.
NOW YOU WEREN'T WITH HIM DURING THAT PERIOD?
OR YOU HAD BROKEN UP? - WE WERE.
- YOU WERE?
BUT YOU DIDN'T GO SIT IN THE AUDIENCE, RIGHT?
- NO. - NOW, WHY IS THAT?
- WE TALKED ABOUT IT,
AND FOR THE BENEFIT OF, YOU KNOW,
HIM AND HIS DANCE PARTNER AND THE SHOW,
IT WAS BEST FOR HIS CAREER.
- I WOULD BE OFFENDED.
I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THAT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE.
- THAT WAS A TURNING POINT IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.
- AFTER YOU DECIDED "WE'RE NO LONGER RIGHT AS A COUPLE,"
DID YOU GO OUT WITH ANYBODY ELSE?
- IT TOOK ME A YEAR TO START DATING.
I DATED SOME PRETTY SUCCESSFUL, YOU KNOW, ATHLETES.
- DO YOU THINK THAT THE COMPETITIVENESS
THAT YOU TAKE INTO YOUR WORK,
YOU DO IN YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?
- OH, FOR SURE.
- OKAY, SO THAT'S WHAT WE GOT TO TONE DOWN.
MY SUSPICIONS ABOUT ALLISON
IS THAT SHE WAS A COMPETITIVE DATER.
I DON'T THINK ALLISON SHOULD SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT
WITH ANYBODY ELSE.
AND I WAS RIGHT.
WHY LOVE NOW?
WHY'D YOU CHOOSE ME AS A MATCHMAKER?
- I HAVE BEEN HAVING A HARD TIME.
I REALLY NEED HELP
IN FINDING A GUY THAT I CAN COMMIT TO.
- I WANT YOU TO REALLY WORK ON LOSING
YOUR COMPETITIVE EDGE WHEN IT COMES TO MEN.
OKAY, NO MAN WANTS TO COMPETE IN THE BOARDROOM
AS WELL AS THE BEDROOM.
I'M NOT KIDDING.
AND THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS.
SO NOW THAT WE KNOW THAT,
ONE OF THE CATEGORIES WE'RE GONNA DO
IS THROW OUT THE... THE ATHLETES.
LIKE, IT CAN BE A RETIRED ATHLETE.
HE HAS BASICALLY GOT A BUSINESS.
HE'S MAYBE MORE GROUNDED.
HE HAS A SET SCHEDULE.
I LIKE A GUY WHO COULD WALK THE RED CARPET
AND STAND NEXT TO YOU AND LET YOU SHINE,
AND HE'S PROUD OF YOU.
AS OPPOSED TO, LIKE, SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA BE COMPETING.
LIKE, WHO'S MORE FAMOUS? WHO GOT THE JOB?
WHO'S YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH?
- UH, RYAN REYNOLDS. - WELL, HELLO.
- HAVE YOU SEEN HIM IN THAT LAST MOVIE?
- I WATCHED IT OVER THE WEEKEND. SIX-PACK CENTRAL.
I MEAN, LIKE, SERIOUSLY.
SO NOW MY JOB IS TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT,
AND FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE IT AND CLOSE THAT DEAL.
I CANNOT CLOSE THE DEAL FOR YOU.
SO I'M GONNA DO A FUN MIXER FOR YOU.
THIS IS WHERE IT CHANGES.
YOU ARE NOT PLANNING THE DATE.
HELLO!
[snaps fingers] - I DON'T PLAN THE DATE?
WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO?
- WELL, THEN, TOO BAD.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK IT UP.
WHEN THE MAN PLANS THE DATE,
YOU'RE GONNA SIT BACK,
SMELL GOOD, LOOK PRETTY, SMILE,
WEAR ONE OF THOSE DRESSES LIKE YOU'RE WEARING,
AND JUST BE LIKE, "THANK YOU VERY MUCH."
- I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS TO MEET PATTI,
JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
I JUST REALLY WANTED HER TO HELP ME.
I WAS REALLY HAPPY TO MEET HER.
- DESTIN AND RACH ARE GONNA SEND YOU THE DETAILS OF THE MIXER.
AND I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, OKAY?
- ALL RIGHT, CIAO.
- I THINK ALLISON'S GONNA BE FINE,
AS LONG AS SHE LISTENS TO ME.
SO NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET ADAM "ROCK STAR" GAYNOR.
I HOPE HE'S MORE DOWN TO EARTH,
LESS JOKEY, AND REAL WITH ME.
BUT WE'LL SEE.
- I'LL TAKE A HUG. - HOW ARE YOU DOING?
I LIKE YOUR GLASSES. - OH.
- HOW YOU DOING?
- I'M ADAM GAYNOR.
I'M 48 YEARS OLD.
I LIVE IN STUDIO CITY, CALIFORNIA.
FORMER MEMBER OF THE BAND MATCHBOX TWENTY,
AND A CURRENT ENTREPRENEUR.
AFTER THE BAND, I DECIDED TO OBVIOUSLY STAY IN MUSIC,
AND I PRODUCE AND DO A LOT OF CONSULTING,
BUT WHAT I'M REALLY EXCITED AND PROUD ABOUT
IS THAT I HAVE A COMPANY CALLED CREATIONVILLE,
WHICH IS GONNA MAKE CHILDREN'S BOOKS AND PLUSH TOYS,
AND I'M SUPER PSYCHED ABOUT IT.
MY APPROXIMATE NET WORTH--
IT'S ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE
OF A 5-POUND POODLE.
I LIKE TO CALL MY HOUSE "CREEPY ZEN."
IT'S GOT A COUPLE CREEPY THINGS
BUT IT ALSO HAS
A VERY SPIRITUAL KIND OF ZEN FEELING.
♪ MY LIFE GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON, YEAH ♪
GETTING TO BE 50 YEARS OLD.
LOOK, I'M ONLY GONNA BE
RELATIVELY DECENT-LOOKING FOR FOUR,
[stammers] AND THEN I'M REALLY GOING DOWN--
I MEAN, I'VE PRESERVED 48 TO LOOK LIKE 42 1/2.
- OKAY, SO LET'S TALK.
- HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- BY THE WAY, I'M GONNA TOUCH YOU
A COUPLE TIMES INAPPROPRIATELY.
- OKAY, THANK YOU.
- I'M SORRY, I'LL BE SERIOUS.
- OKAY, YOU HAVE TO BE SERIOUS NOW.
- LET'S FOCUS. - LET'S--I'M DOING A JOB HERE.
WE'RE NOT HERE TO SOCIALIZE. - NO.
- WE'RE HERE TO GET A JOB DONE.
SO I WATCHED YOUR VIDEO.
AND THE BOTTOM LINE IS, LIKE,
I SEE THAT YOU WANT TO FLEET ALL OVER THE PLACE.
YOU'RE LIKE A BUTTERFLY, FLYING FROM FLOWER TO FLOWER.
AND I'M SITTING HERE GOING,
"CLEARLY WE HAVE A PROBLEM HERE."
SO THE FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS TONE DOWN YOUR ENERGY.
OKAY? - TONE IT DOWN.
- I SIT DOWN WITH ADAM,
AND HE DEFLECTS WITH JOKES.
CLEARLY, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I SAW ON HIS VIDEO.
HE HAS A HABIT OF PUSHING PEOPLE AWAY EMOTIONALLY,
SO THEY DON'T SEE WHO HE REALLY IS.
YOU GET ALL THESE QUALITY WOMEN
THAT NO MAN, PROBABLY, IN THEIR LIFETIME,
WOULD EVER SEE.
- WOW. - AND YOU CAN'T CLOSE THE DEAL.
YOU'RE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IN THIS SITUATIONS.
- YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS WONDER, IN LIFE,
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR THAT PERSON
THAT JUST FLIPS YOU AT YOUR HEART,
YOU KNOW, THAT JUST-- - THAT'S A MOVIE.
- IT'S A MOVIE?
- LOVE IS A SLOW BURN.
I WANT TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION. - PLEASE.
- AND I WANT YOUR SERIOUS ANSWER,
NOT YOUR JOKE OR FUNNY ANSWER.
- CAN YOU TELL MY SERIOUS FACE IS ON?
- WHY LOVE NOW, AND WHY DID YOU CHOOSE ME?
- BECAUSE I'M ALMOST 50 YEARS OLD.
[stammers] IT'S TIME TO FIND SOMEBODY TO SETTLE DOWN.
- SO YOU JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'VE RUN OUT OF OPTIONS, BASICALLY?
- NO, THERE'S PLENTY OF OPTIONS.
I MEAN, WE'RE IN LOS ANGELES.
I MEAN, THERE'S-- - HOW DO YOU MEET GIRLS NOW?
- I JUST--YOU JUST GO OUT.
I JUST WANT A REALLY WHOLESOME...
GIRL.
- ADAM SAYS HE WANTS A WHOLESOME GIRL.
FROM MY MEANING, THAT MEANS
SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T WANT A ROCKER'S LIFESTYLE,
ISN'T PARTYING,
AND WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN,
WANTS THE WHITE PICKET FENCE.
WHAT AGE RANGE WOULD YOU LIKE?
- IF I SAID 31 TO 45, IS THAT CRAZY?
IS THAT JUST-- - NO, THAT'S ACTUALLY FINE.
I AGREE WITH YOU. - THANK YOU.
- I MEAN, I THINK THAT YOU'RE--
MENTALLY, YOU'RE A LITTLE BIT YOUNGER.
- YEAH. - BUT, AT THE SAME TIME,
IF YOU GO TOO YOUNG,
IF SHE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH
"WHO'S THE VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?"
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE, LIKE-- - YEAH, WHO IS IT?
- ADAM'S STILL JOKING.
I'M NOT GETTING THROUGH.
I JUST HAVE TO FREAKING LAY IT OUT ALREADY.
I CAN'T HANDLE YOUR ENERGY BEING SO AMPED.
- YEAH, YEAH.
- OKAY, I NEED TO BRING YOU DOWN.
THAT'S NOT SEXY.
- SURE. - IT'S--
I DON'T WANT TO [bleep] A COMEDIAN.
- NO.
- I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE FUNNY OUT OF YOU.
- NO. - I JUST WANT IT TO TONE DOWN.
BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO ABRASIVE.
I WANT TO SEE THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME
HERE IN THE LOVE DEPARTMENT.
- OKAY. - ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?
- I LOVE THAT. - SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
AT THE MIXER... - RIGHT.
- I WANT YOU TO DOTE ON THE WOMEN.
I WANT IT TO BE ALL ABOUT THE WOMEN.
GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD,
AND FOCUS ON WHAT THE WOMEN WANT.
DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS? - NO, MA'AM.
- THEN I HAVE TO GET GOING,
'CAUSE I'VE GOT TO GO GET THE MIXER.
THANK YOU FOR MEETING ME.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE TALKING TO YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU. THANKS, SWEETIE.
COMING TO MEET PATTI TODAY, I WAS REALLY EXCITED.
AND THEN IT FELT LIKE I JUST ENTERED AMERICAN GLADIATOR.
[sighs]
- COMING UP...
- WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AN ATHLETIC PERSON?
- [grunts]
- I FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO BE FINANCIALLY TAKEN CARE OF,
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I KNOW.
- CAUGHT THAT. - WHOO.
- I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE KIND OF, LIKE,
MISSING SOMETHING.
- TODAY'S RECRUITING IS FOR ADAM "ROCK STAR" GAYNOR,
AND FOR SPEED SKATER ALLISON BAVER.
ALLISON IS A HIGH-PROFILE ATHLETE,
AND IT'S IMPORTANT THAT I FIND THE RIGHT GUY FOR HER.
WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO'S PHYSICALLY FIT,
NONCOMPETITIVE,
AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE WE STEER CLEAR
OF WORKING PRO ATHLETES.
FOR ADAM, WE'RE LOOKING
FOR WHOLESOME MARRIAGE-MINDED WOMEN
WHO WON'T BE THROWN OFF BY HIS JOKESTER PERSONALITY.
WE ARE GOING TO ACTUALLY START LOOKING
AT MEN FIRST, FOR ALLISON.
both: MARA!
- STAN, MILES, AND OLIVER. - GOT IT.
- THANKS, MARA. - HI, GUYS.
STAN, HI. - HOW YOU DOING?
- YOU'RE A SOUND ENGINEER, AND YOU'RE FROM NEW JERSEY.
- NEW JERSEY. both: WHAT PART?
- MOUNT LAUREL, SOUTH.
- YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLS TO CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN?
- NO, I DON'T.
- [laughs]
- IMAGINE NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE DO.
- SO WHAT DO YOU FEEL? - YEAH.
- YOU'RE REALLY HANDSOME, AND YOU'RE REALLY SMART.
IF YOU'RE SERIOUS, I'LL BRING YOU TO THE MIXER.
JUST, COCKTAIL ATTIRE TOMORROW.
OKAY, SO, MILES.
WHO ARE YOU A PERSONAL ASSISTANT FOR?
ANYONE FAMOUS? - WOULDN'T SAY SHE'S FAMOUS.
- WHAT DOES SHE DO? - INTERIOR DESIGN DECORATING.
- OKAY, COOL.
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, EVENTUALLY?
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, EVENTUALLY?
- SO I'M KIND OF JUST GOING WITH THE FLOW.
- OKAY, YOUR OUTFIT'S A LITTLE UNUSUAL.
- YEAH. - OKAY, WELL--
- THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT I WEAR TO WORK.
SO, I MEAN... - AND THE NO SOCKS IN THE SHOES?
- I LOVE THAT. THAT'S MY THING.
- [faintly] OH.
- I'M GONNA BRING HIM TO THE MIXER EXPERIENCE
ON ONE CONDITION.
- WILL YOU PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN?
SERIOUSLY. - OH, DEFINITELY.
- YOU BRING ME YOUR, UM, CAPEZIOS AND THE TIGHTS,
I'M KICKING YOU OUT THE DOOR, OKAY?
BRING YOUR "A" GAME IN GQ.
TAKE YOUR METRO OUT OF THE EQUATION.
OKAY? YOU CAN DO THAT?
- YES I CAN. - OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
FROM A RECRUITING STANDPOINT,
I LOOKED AT MILES, I THOUGHT
HE WAS A GOOD-LOOKING METROSEXUAL/SURFER DUDE.
I THOUGHT HE'D BE RIGHT FOR ALLISON
IF WE COULD CLEAN HIM UP AND BUTCH-IFY HIM.
ALL RIGHT, JAY.
YOU'RE SPANISH AND INDIAN, OKAY.
AND WHAT KIND OF eBAY SALES DO YOU DO?
- UH, EVERYTHING.
- WOULD YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF AN ATHLETIC PERSON?
DO YOU WORKOUT OR DO YOU EXERCISE?
- YEAH, I DO MARTIAL ARTS.
WORK OUT EVERY DAY.
- MARTIAL ARTS? COOL. LIKE, WHAT?
- UH, KUNG FU. - CAN YOU SHOW US A FEW MOVES?
- [grunting]
- OOH.
- ROUNDKICK.
- WHAT BELT ARE YOU? - I'M ALMOST TO A BLACK BELT.
- I LIKE HIM.
I'M GONNA BRING YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, JAY, YOU'RE IN.
- THIS ONE DOES NOT HAVE IT-- NOT HAVE IT, OKAY?
- JASON.
UM, YOU'RE 28.
YOU ARE IN SALES AND ADVERTISING.
MY FAVORITE THING ON HERE IS THAT YOU'LL DATE "UP TO 60."
- 50'S THE NEW...
- 50'S THE NEW WHAT?
- I FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO BE FINANCIALLY TAKEN CARE OF,
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT.
- HENCE, THE REASON WHY HE PUT "60."
CAUGHT THAT. - NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU AREN'T WELCOME AT THE MIXER. - WHOO.
- I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE KIND OF, LIKE,
MISSING SOMETHING.
OKAY, ROB... - STRAPPING YOUNG LADS.
- I'M GONNA START WITH YOU, OKAY?
SO YOU'RE 29, AND YOU'RE A PERSONAL TRAINER.
- I TRAIN ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE, FROM KIDS,
AND THEN, ALL THE WAY UP TO OLYMPIC ATHLETES.
SO DO YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS?
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- THE PERSON WE'RE FIXING UP TODAY,
IS REALLY HOT, 31.
YOU KNOW, YOU'LL BE ATTRACTED TO HER.
AND SHE'S UBER, UBER ATHLETIC.
BUT FEMININE ATHLETIC,
NOT MASCULINE ATHLETIC.
YOU GET THE DIFFERENCE? OKAY.
DO YOU LIKE HIM? - I LIKE HIM A LOT.
- ME TOO. I'M GONNA SAY YES.
- I SAY YES. - DEFINITELY.
- OKAY, YES. OKAY, LET'S DO MARIO.
- ALL RIGHT, MARIO, YOU ARE A PARAMEDIC?
- YES, I AM. both: YOU WERE ON THE RED SOX?
- YES, I DID.
I PLAYED SIX YEARS.
- WHAT GOT YOU FROM THE RED SOX TO BEING A PARAMEDIC?
- WELL, BEFORE I GOT INTO BASEBALL,
I WAS TAKING PHYSICAL THERAPY WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL.
SO, BASICALLY, I JUST HAPPENED
TO HIT A BUMP IN THE ROAD, WHICH WAS PLAYING BALL.
- IT'S A GOOD BUMP, ISN'T IT?
- YEAH.
- LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY.
both: HE'S AN EX-ATHLETE.
- SO, THEN, HE'S GOT A REAL JOB.
AND HE GOES TO WORK EVERY DAY.
- AND AN AMAZING BODY.
- THANK YOU. - JUST SAYING.
- SETTLE DOWN. - SORRY.
- MARIO, YOU'RE IN. - I SAY YES.
- SCORE. - OKAY, NORM.
- YOU'RE IN INSURANCE SALES.
28 YEARS OLD.
- WHY SHOULD I PICK YOU TO COME TO THE MIXER?
- LOOK AT HIS FACE.
HE'S SO CUTE YOU JUST WANT TO PINCH HIS LITTLE CHEEKS.
HOW ATHLETIC ARE YOU?
- VERY ATHLETIC. - LOOK AT HIS PECS, I MEAN--
- CAN YOU MAKE 'EM DANCE?
- UM...
- OH, YES. - OH, MY GOD.
[laughter]
- YOU WANT MY SHIRT OFF NEXT? - OKAY.
GO FOR IT. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
- ♪ BOW, CHICK-A, BOW, WOW ♪
OH, MY GOSH. - OH!
OKAY. - WHO KNEW THAT WAS UNDER THERE?
- APPARENTLY, SHE DID.
- SHE SAW IT. - I SAW THE PECS.
FOR ALLISON, WE'VE GOT
SOME REALLY GREAT-LOOKING RYAN REYNOLDS, ATHLETIC TYPES:
GREAT PERSONALITIES, LAID-BACK DEMEANOR,
WHO CAN LET HER HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT.
OKAY, LISA LAFFERTY.
SHE IS A PRIVATE CHEF.
AND DO YOU LIKE OLDER MEN? - I DO.
I'M USUALLY BETWEEN, YOU KNOW, LATE 30s, 40s.
- WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU MAKE AS A CHEF?
- YOU KNOW, I'M A HUGE PASTRY GIRL.
- CHEESECAKE.
- SHE'S PERFECT. - SHE'S GREAT.
- AND THEN SHE'S GOT
THAT SCARLETT JOHANSSON VOLUPTUOUSNESS.
IN, OKAY. - NICE.
UH, BRANDY. SHE HAS TWO KIDS.
- AND YOU LIVE IN O.C.? WHAT PART?
- I LIVE IN ORANGE PARK ACRES. - OKAY.
- WHERE WE HAVE HORSES AND GOATS AND STUFF.
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT REALLY CREATIVE TYPES?
- OH, MY GOSH. I'M A REALLY CREATIVE TYPE.
AN MY SIX-YEAR-OLD IS A SUPER CREATIVE TYPE.
SHE'S GOT TO BE DOING SOMETHING.
- SHE'S COMING, TOTALLY, TO THE MIXER.
ALL RIGHT, SHEKINAH?
THIS I CANNOT BELIEVE. IS THIS TRUE?
YOU GREW UP IN AMISH COUNTRY?
- I DID, YES. - WERE YOU AMISH?
- I WAS RAISED IN AN AMISH COMMUNITY.
- AND DID YOU HAVE TO DO, LIKE, CHURCH EVERY MINUTE,
AND ALL THAT?
- YEAH, CHURCH AND HOME SCHOOL.
- DID YOU HAVE PLUMBING IN YOUR HOUSE?
- NO. - AND NO ELECTRICITY?
NO ELECTRICTY, RIGHT? - NO ELECTRICITY.
- SHE'S A MAKEUP ARTIST AND AN AESTHETICIAN.
I MEAN, LIKE, DO YOU ACTUALLY STILL TALK TO YOUR FAMILY?
- YEAH, I'M REALLY CLOSE TO MY FAMILY.
UM, BUT NONE OF US FOLLOW THAT LIFESTYLE ANYMORE.
- OKAY, SO JUST FOR THAT, YOU CAN COME TO THE MIXER.
EVEN THOUGH YOUR HOT... - YAY, THANK YOU.
- THAT'S JUST A LITTLE SIDEBAR.
SHEKINAH'S A PERFECT FIT FOR ADAM.
SHE GREW UP IN THE AMISH COUNTRY,
WHICH, UM, YOU CAN'T GET MORE WHOLESOME THAN THAT.
THE OTHER THING IS SHE'S DROP-DEAD SMOKING GORGEOUS.
YOU DON'T GET BETTER-LOOKING THAN SHEKINAH.
ERIN, WE'RE GONNA START WITH YOU.
YOU'RE A HAIRSTYLIST? - YES.
- AND YOU LIVE IN ORANGE, CALIFORNIA.
AND YOU ONLY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL.
NO COLLEGE?
- I WENT TO SAN JOSE STATE FOR A YEAR.
AND THEN I DID BEAUTY SCHOOL.
- I DON'T KNOW.
- I DON'T FEEL IT. - I DON'T EITHER.
- I'M SORRY. IT'S OFF.
ONE OF THE PROBLEMS WITH ADAM, HE'S GOT DATING A.D.D.
SO HE WOULD GET BORED REALLY EASILY
IF THE WOMAN WASN'T MENTALLY STIMULATING FOR HIM.
- I DO NOT FEEL THAT THIS AN APPROP--
THIS IS THE RIGHT MATCH.
- OKAY, WE'RE GONNA SAY NO.
NATALIA.
I HATE YOUR SHOES.
BURN 'EM, BURN 'EM, BURN 'EM.
THAT DRESS NEEDS TO GO.
NAH, SORRY.
- KATHY, AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
- I'M FROM NEW ZEALAND, ORIGINALLY.
- YOU'RE A PHOTOGRAPHER.
IS THAT HOW YOU MAKE YOUR LIVING?
- YES.
- WHAT DO YOU SHOOT?
- I SHOOT LIVE CONCERT PHOTOGRAPHY.
SO, ACTUALLY, I SHOOT LIVE PERFORMANCES.
- OKAY, SO, LIKE, BANDS... - YES, YES.
- MUSICIANS, THINGS LIKE THAT.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS THAT YOU'VE SHOT?
- MEGADETH, ANTHRAX. - OH, NICE.
SO YOU LIKE THE METAL KINDA-- - YEAH, I LIKE METAL.
- THE PERSON THAT WE'RE GONNA BE FIXING YOU UP, TOMORROW,
IS, BASICALLY, A CELEBRITY AND IN A ROCK BAND.
- OH, GREAT.
- ARE YOU TURNED OFF? OR DOES THAT TURN YOU MORE ON?
- UM, IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER,
BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT'S NOT WHAT SOMEONE DOES FOR A LIVING.
- MM, GOOD ANSWER.
ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN COME TO THE MIXER TOMORROW TOO.
THE RECRUITING SESSION WENT GREAT.
AND NOW WE'RE READY FOR THE MIXER.
- YEAH, WE DID GREAT.
- COMING UP...
- SHEKINAH, COOL. WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT?
- SHEKINAH'S FROM TENNESSEE, AND SHE WAS AMISH.
- SO, ROB, HOW MUCH CAN YOU SQUAT?
- I'VE GOT AWAY FROM SQUATTING
SINCE MY FOOTBALL DAYS, BUT, UM...
- THAT MEANS I COULD SQUAT MORE THAN HIM.
- NOW WE'RE GETTING COMPETITIVE.
- WHAT THE [bleep]?
- TODAY'S THE MIXER
FOR ALLISON BAVER AND ADAM GAYNOR.
I BROUGHT A BEVY OF BEAUTIES
THAT WILL HOPEFULLY DIG ADAM'S SENSE OF HUMOR,
AND A BUNCH OF GREAT, HANDSOME GUYS
THAT WON'T MIND IF ALLISON KEEPS THE SPOTLIGHT.
[overlapping conversation]
YOU GUYS HAVING A GREAT TIME?
[cheers and applause]
YOU ALL LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL.
OH, MY GOD.
OH, MILES.
I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT MILES WAS GONNA SHOW UP
AND NOT LOOK SO METRO.
I MEAN, HE ROLLED HIS PANTS DOWN.
BUT THAT SUIT? IT BARELY FIT HIM.
HE HAD, LIKE, PINOCCHIO PANTS ON YESTERDAY.
ARE YOU READY TO MEET
MY MILLIONAIRES?
[cheers and applause]
MEET MY MILLIONAIRES! WHOO!
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT, I SEE SOME EXCITED FACES
IN THE AUDIENCE, OVER HERE.
WE'VE GOT ALLISON BAVER AND ADAM GAYNOR.
ADAM IS THE FORMER GUITARIST OF MATCHBOX TWENTY.
AND HE'S GOT A NEW BUSINESS.
HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED, GIRLS.
HE WILL EVEN TAKE A READY-MADE FAMILY,
THOSE WITH KIDS.
THAT'S A BIG BING-BING-BING-BING.
OKAY, AND THEN DOES ANYBODY RECOGNIZE ALLISON BAVER?
- YES. - WHO? WELL, YOU SHOULD.
ROB TRAINS OLYMPIC ATHLETES.
JUST SO YOU KNOW, FYI.
WHO IS IT? WHO IS SHE?
- A SPEED SKATER.
- VERY GOOD!
ALLISON IS ACTUALLY A SPEED SKATER.
WON THE BRONZE.
SHE'D LIKE TO SETTLE DOWN AND MEET A REALLY NICE GUY.
ALL RIGHT, SO, GUYS, MIX AWAY.
[cheering]
I'M HOPING THAT ALLISON
CAN PUT HER COMPETITIVENESS TO THE SIDE,
AND NOT CHALLENGE ANY GUY AT THE MIXER.
I'M GONNA BE WATCHING
TO SEE IF ADAM LISTENS TO THE GIRLS
AND DOESN'T JOKE THE WHOLE TIME.
- YOU LOOK LIKE AN ATHLETE.
- I USED TO BE, BACK IN THE DAY.
LIKE, I USED TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL--
- YOU USED TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL?
- YES, FOR A FEW YEARS.
I'M FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. - FROM THE D.R.?
- YES, I AM FROM THE D.R.
AND I'M CURRENTLY A PARAMEDIC. - OH, A PARAMEDIC.
MARIO, THE FORMER PRO BASEBALL PLAYER--
COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AT HIS CHEST.
AND I'M THINKING, "YOU WOULD LOOK GREAT
ON THE BEACH."
I'M SURE YOUR PERFECT FOR THAT JOB.
- I LOVE IT. - COOL.
- CHEERS, YOU GUYS. all: CHEERS.
- YEAH, HERE. [glasses clinking]
TO MEETING A LOT OF NICE PEOPLE.
HI, SHEKINAH. SHEKINAH? COOL.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THAT?
- SHEKINAH'S FROM TENNESSEE AND SHE WAS AMISH
UP UNTIL AGE WHAT?
- 17. - CRAZY.
LIKE, NO ELECTRICITY? REALLY?
I'M GONNA ASK YOU A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS.
'CAUSE I WANT TO KNOW, LIKE, IF I DON'T HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING
AND, LIKE, A NICE, LIKE, ELECTRONIC SOMETHING...
IT CREEPS ME OUT. - I KNOW HOW TO IMPROVISE.
- WAS BEING ON THE ROAD, LIKE, HARD FORMING A RELATIONSHIP?
WAS BEING ON THE ROAD HARD?
- YOU KIND OF LOSE A LITTLE BIT OF CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE
WHEN YOU HAVE A GIFTED JOB KIND OF LIKE I DID.
SO, YEAH.
YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR LOVED ONES KIND OF HAVE TO GET IT.
THAT'S A GREAT QUESTION.
SO YOU GUYS ALL CALIFORNIANS? NO.
- I'M FROM NEW ZEALAND. - WHERE? WH-WHAT?
- AUCKLAND, NEW ZEALAND. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?
- I HAVE BEEN PLENTY OF TIMES.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - THAT'S WHERE I'M FROM.
- WHEN YOU LOOK OUT THE PLANE, EVERYTHING'S JUST GREEN.
- YEAH, AND IT'S GORGEOUS. - CRAZY GREEN.
AND THERE'S A LOT OF SHEEP STUFF IN THE AIRPORT.
- YES, YES, I'VE HEARD ALL THE SHEEP JOKES, YES.
- I'M NOT MAKING A JOKE. THEY'RE VERY PLEASANT ANIMALS.
DUDE, CHECK THIS OUT.
I'M ON A DESERT ISLAND WITH YOU, RIGHT?
THERE'S ONE BOTTLE OF WATER LEFT.
AND I'M TAKING A NAP.
ARE YOU GONNA HYDRATE YOURSELF WHILE I'M SLEEPING?
- NO, I THINK I WOULD WAKE YOU UP
AND WE WOULD SHARE IT. - AW, THAT'S GOOD.
[laughter]
- GOOD ANSWER. - THANK YOU, BABE.
- SO, ROB, HOW MUCH CAN YOU SQUAT?
- HOW MUCH CAN I SQUAT?
I'VE GOT AWAY FROM SQUATTING
SINCE MY FOOTBALL DAYS.
- THAT MEANS I COULD SQUAT MORE THAN HIM.
- NOW WE'RE GETTING COMPETITIVE.
- OH, [bleep].
- LIKE, WHO STARTS TALKING TO A GUY
AND SAYS, "I COULD DO MORE SQUATS THAN YOU"?
LIKE, WHAT THE [bleep]?
- HOW OLD ARE YOU? - ONE SECOND.
OKAY, SO, UM, YOU'RE COMPETING AGAIN.
DON'T DO IT AGAIN.
BUT JUST LET HIM REVEAL WHO HE IS.
ALL RIGHT, GET BACK UP THERE.
- SORRY, GUYS. MILES, WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I'M A PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO AN INTERIOR DESIGNER DECORATOR.
AND I LOVE MY JOB. - WHAT IS YOUR HOUSE LIKE?
- UM, IT'S MODERN WITH A LOT OF CUSTOM WORK DONE.
- THOUGHT THAT MILES CAME OFF AS A REALLY COOL, INTERESTING GUY.
SEE HOW IT GOES.
- DOORS ARE BIG, THERE'S A LOT OF WOOD GOING ON.
I MEAN, THE WORKS. - OH, COOL.
- SO NOW THAT YOU'VE HAD THE EXPERIENCE
OF MEETING ALL THE GIRLS,
WHO ARE YOU LEANING TOWARDS?
- ALL RIGHT, SO LET'S-- LET'S NARROW THIS DOWN.
BRANDY AND, UM, SHEKINAH.
- DECIDED ON BRANDY? - YEAH, SHE'S GREAT.
- AND SHEKINAH, OKAY, WHO'S FROM AMISH COUNTRY.
SO WE'RE GONNA GO TELL THE GIRLS.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR ADAM'S CHOICES.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE KEPT THE JOKES TO A MINIMUM,
AND HE'S ON THE RIGHT ROAD TO LOVE.
YOU'VE HAD A LOT OF TIME WITH THE GUYS.
AND AFTER REVIEWING THEM ALL,
WHO DO YOU WANT TO, LIKE, GO ON YOUR MINI-DATES WITH?
- THIS IS SO HARD. - IT'S OKAY.
WE'LL HELP YOU. WE'RE HERE.
- UM, I'M GOING TO SAY MILES.
- OKAY.
YOU SAID MILES, REALLY? - MILES.
- I TOOK A CHANCE ON MILES BECAUSE HE'S AGAINST TYPE.
AND I FIGURED, IF ANYTHING ELSE,
HE COULD BUTCH HIMSELF UP
AND BE THE MAN THAT ALLISON WANTS HIM TO BE.
BUT I'M WORRIED THAT MILES MAY NOT BE ATHLETIC ENOUGH
FOR ALLISON.
HE'S A BIT FEMME-Y FOR HER.
WHICH ONE WOULD YOU WANT TO KISS YOU?
- UM, THAT WAS MARIO.
- OKAY, I THOUGHT SO.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING WITH MARIO.
MARIO IS MORE THE CHOICE OF WHAT I HAD IN MIND FOR ALLISON.
HE WAS ATHLETIC, IN SHAPE.
HE WOULD UNDERSTAND HER, BECAUSE HE'S A FORMER ATHLETE
AND HE NO LONGER NEEDS THE SPOTLIGHT.
- [laughs] THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT.
- HI, BRANDY. - HI. [laughs]
- NICE TO MEET YOU. - GLAD TO GET A MINUTE WITH YOU.
- NICE. I'M EXCITED TO GET A MINUTE WITH YOU TOO.
WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOU?
SO YOU'VE BEEN, UH-- YOU LIVED HERE FOREVER?
- YES, SO I MOVED OUT HERE WHEN I WAS 20,
AND I DID A LOT OF FITNESS STUFF,
A LITTLE MODELING, ACTING,
COMMERCIALS, ALL THAT KIND OF THING.
OF COURSE, THEN I GOT MARRIED AND HAD KIDS.
- NICE. - I HAVE TWO GIRLS.
- CONGRATULATIONS. - THEY'RE SIX AND NINE.
- BEAUTIFUL. - BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRLS.
SO THEN I GOT DIVORCED.
- WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN? LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR CHILL TIME?
WHAT'S YOUR DOWN TIME?
- OH, GOSH, I LIKE TO WATCH TV.
- YEAH? THAT'S OKAY.
NO, I KNOW, I LIKE THAT TOO.
THAT'S WHY I WATCH HOARDERS.
I HAVE A WAREHOUSE
WITH ALL MY CRAP FROM FOURTH GRADE.
NO, THAT'D BE WEIRD.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - DOING GREAT.
HOW ARE YOU? - I'M PRETTY GOOD.
I FEEL LIKE I DIDN'T GET TO ASK YOU ENOUGH QUESTIONS,
'CAUSE ALL THOSE GUYS WERE HOLLERING AT YOU
THE WHOLE TIME. - [laughs]
YOU MENTIONED THAT YOU'RE INTO, LIKE, DESIGN
AND STUFF LIKE THAT?
- WHAT WE DO IS JUST TAKE MODERN PRODUCTS
THAT ARE REALLY NICE, AND RENOVATE EVERYTHING.
DO A LOT OF CONSTRUCTION AS WELL.
- I WORKED AT POLO RALPH LAUREN
IN THEIR HOME DECOR.
AND NOW I OWN REAL ESTATE,
AND HAVE KIND OF TRANSFERRED THAT INTO DESIGN,
IN SOME OF THE PROJECTS THAT WE WORK ON.
- WHAT'S YOUR GUILTY PLEASURE
WHEN YOU'RE NOT TRAINING FOR THE OLYMPICS?
WHAT DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU
THAT YOU DO FOR FUN THAT YOU MIGHT BE--
- I SNEAK, LIKE, SNACKS CONSTANTLY.
- OH, DO YOU? - LIKE, CHOCOLATE ONES.
- WHAT KIND? WHAT KIND OF CHOCOLATE?
- I MAKE BROWNIES.
LIKE, I DO THE GIRL, LIKE, BAKE STUFF.
- AND YOU SNEAK THEM? YOU HIDE THEM IN YOUR PURSE.
AND WHEN NO ONE'S LOOKING, YOU'RE LIKE, "OH, CHOCOLATE.
DELICIOUS."
- YOU GREW UP AMISH? - YES.
- OKAY, AND THEN YOU HAD THIS WHOLE COMMUNITY?
DID YOU KNOW OTHER PEOPLE IN THAT COMMUNITY
THAT WEREN'T AMISH? WERE YOU FRIENDS WITH THEM?
OR IT WAS JUST YOUR CREW? - NO.
THERE WERE NO OTHER PEOPLE WITHIN THE COMMUNITY
THERE WERE NOT AMISH.
EVERYBODY WAS AMISH.
- GIVE ME SOME DOS AND DON'TS--
THINGS YOU CAN DO, THINGS YOU COULDN'T.
- OKAY, WELL, I DIDN'T WEAR A PAIR OF JEANS
UNTIL I WAS ABOUT 18.
- WOW! WAS THAT, LIKE, LAST WEEK?
I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT. NO?
- YOU'RE SO SWEET. - I WON'T ASK.
- OH, MY GOD. NO SECULAR MUSIC.
- NO WHAT KIND OF MUSIC?
WHEN SHE TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS NO SECULAR MUSIC,
I MEAN, NOT EVEN CLASSICAL MUSIC RECORDINGS--
IT WAS PRETTY MUCH
WHATEVER INSTRUMENTS THEY HAD IN THE HOUSE,
THEY PLAYED.
IT WAS PRETTY COOL. VERY INTERESTING.
- WE'D SING A LOT OF HYMNS...
- SURE. - WITH THE FAMILY.
AND I WAS A LITTLE BIT REBELLIOUS,
'CAUSE I WAS STARTING TO REALIZE
THAT THIS WAS NOT NORMAL.
THE ONLY NEED THAT WE REALLY HAD TO GO INTO TOWN
WAS MAYBE ONCE A MONTH.
AND WHEN WE WOULD TAKE THOSE TRIPS INTO TOWN,
I WOULD SEE THE WAY THAT PEOPLE STARED AT US.
I MEAN, I DIDN'T-- I DIDN'T LIKE THAT ATTENTION.
SO I BECAME A LITTLE BIT REBELLIOUS.
AND I RESENTED THAT LIFESTYLE A LITTLE BIT, SO...
- AND THEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE?
- I'M AN AESTHETICIAN AND MAKEUP ARTIST.
- NICE, GOOD, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M GETTING OLDER.
I COULD USE A LITTLE... - OH, STOP.
- I COULD USE SOME HELP. - YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- YOU LOOK SO GREAT. THANK YOU.
- DON'T, DON'T.
I'M GONNA GET EMOTIONAL.
- I HAVE A LITTLE GIRL THAT'S FIVE, SO...
- CONGRATULATIONS. - I'M ALSO A MOMMY.
- WHAT'S HER NAME? - SOPHIA.
- THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME. - THANK YOU.
- THAT'S A REALLY BEAUTIFUL NAME.
- THANKS. - IS SHE A LITTLE HANDFUL?
IS SHE A TIGER? IS SHE A GOOD GIRL?
- YEAH, SHE'S A LITTLE PRINCESS.
- SHE IS? A LITTLE WHIRLWIND?
- YEAH, SHE'S A GIRLY-GIRL.
- I CAN SEE ADAM IS JOKING JUST A LITTLE BIT,
BUT HE'S CATCHING HIMSELF.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM SO PROUD OF HIM.
- I-I-- THAT'S THE ONE THING
THAT I PROBABLY HAVE MISSED IN MY ADULTHOOD,
I THINK, OUT OF EVERYTHING I'VE EVER DONE.
LIKE, NOT HAVING A FAMILY OR A KID.
- YEAH, IT'S AMAZING.
- YOU'VE LIVED, LIKE, 16 LIVES.
I'M KIND OF ENVIOUS. WHAT AN UPBRINGING.
THAT'S COOL. I MEAN, THAT'S INTERESTING.
- YEAH, DIFFERENT PHASES, TOTALLY.
- WELL, LIKE, WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT.
'CAUSE YOU'RE A FORMER ATHLETE. - YES.
- AND NOW YOU'RE DOING SOME REALLY COOL STUFF.
- YES.
UM, MERENGUE AND SALSA, DO YOU DO THAT?
- [speaking foreign language]
OF COURSE.
- I CAN DANCE.
HOW ABOUT SOME OTHER THINGS THAT YOU LIKE TO DO?
- YOU KNOW, I LIKE ALL SPORTS,
AND BEING ACTIVE AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
THOSE ARE THINGS THAT I LOOK, THOUGH,
IN FEMALES AND IN WOMEN ALSO.
- YOU DO? - IT TELLS A LOT.
- WHAT ELSE DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FEMALE?
- I LIKE IMPRESSIONS.
YOU KNOW, WOMEN HAVE IMPRESSIONS OF THEMSELVES.
YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW HOW TO CARRY THEMSELVES
THAT'S SOMETHING THAT I RESPECT.
- DO YOU LIKE, LIKE, BEING IN CHARGE IN A RELATIONSHIP?
- I'M NOT THAT TYPE OF PERSON AT ALL.
I BELIEVE THEY'RE EQUAL,
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE STARTING WITH SOMEBODY,
NOT TO BE OVERPOWERING AND THINGS LIKE THAT.
both: HI. - HELLO.
- I'M GONNA BREAK THIS UP. - OF COURSE.
- DESTIN'S WAITING FOR YOU. - OKAY, NO PROBLEM.
- THANKS. - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- ALL RIGHTY.
- PATTI, HELLO.
- SO YOU HAD A LOT OF GOOD TIME WITH A LOT OF THE GREAT GUYS.
- YEAH, GREAT GUYS. - YOU PICKED THESE TWO GUYS.
A LITTLE DARK-HORSEY, IN MY PLANET.
I THOUGHT ROB WAS A SURE WINNER, YOU KNOW.
- IN TALKING ABOUT THE COMPETITIVE SIDE OF ME,
I FEEL STILL GUARDED AND PROTECTIVE A LITTLE BIT.
- YOU HAVE 24 HOURS TO SPEND WITH ONE OF THE TWO GUYS.
WHO IS IT? GO! [snaps fingers]
OKAY, SO...
- WELCOME BACK. - DID YOU HAVE FUN?
- I HAD REALLY GOOD DATES.
- NOW THAT YOU'VE HAD YOUR TWO MINI-DATES,
WHOM DO YOU WANT TO GO ON YOUR MASTER DATE WITH?
- UM, OKAY, I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT IT.
SO I'M REALLY EXCITED.
I WOULD LIKE TO GO OUT WITH...
- YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT TIME?
all: YEAH!
- ALL RIGHT, SO IT'S REALLY THE MOMENT OF TRUTH, OKAY?
AND WE'RE GONNA DO LADIES FIRST.
AND AFTER MUCH...
ANALYZING ON YOUR PART,
YOU CAME UP WITH,
FOR YOUR MASTER DATE...
IT'S GONNA BE...
MILES!
- WHOO! [applause]
- I'M NOT REALLY SURE HOW ALLISON'S DATE'S GONNA GO.
I'M NOT CONTROLLING THE MAIN SHOW UPSTAIRS.
ALL RIGHT, AND ADAM.
HE PICKED...
SHEKINAH! YAY!
OKAY.
IN YOUR CASE, HE WILL BE PLANNING THE DATE.
OKAY, COME ON ON DOWN.
LET'S GO MEET YOUR DATE.
I LOVE ADAM'S CHOICE
FOR HIS MASTER DATE, SHEKINAH.
SHE WAS MY FRONTRUNNER. FIRST OF ALL, SHE'S GORGEOUS.
SHE'S DOWN TO EARTH, NOT A PARTY GIRL.
SHE'S A MOM, AND SHE'S REALLY WHOLESOME.
SHE'S THE PERFECT FIT.
ALLISON DID NOT PICK THE MANLIEST MAN IN THE ROOM.
SHE PICKED MILES.
SHE'S GOING OFF THE GRID
AND DOING SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARILY DIFFERENT.
DO I THINK THIS IS A MATCH?
[bleep] NO.
[cheers and applause]
COMING UP...
- I CAN'T REMEMBER EVER
TRYING TO FLY A KITE.
- OKAY, WE'RE JUST GONNA RUN.
[giggles]
- NO! NO!
- I'M VERY OLD. - ARE YOU VERY OLD?
- I'M VERY OLD. I'M 48.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT. - WHAT? I AM. I'M 48.
- PATTI'S REALLY SWEET, AND SHE ASKED ME TO PLAY,
AND THAT'S WHAT I DO, SO I WAS VERY EXCITED
TO PLAY FOR THE NICE PEEPS THAT WERE THERE.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ADAM GAYNOR.
[cheers and applause] - THANK YOU, GUYS.
♪ I DON'T WANT TO WAKE UP ♪
♪ I'D JUST RATHER BE STUCK ♪
♪ ANYWHERE ♪
♪ THAN FACE ONE MORE NIGHT ALONE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN SO LOST INSIDE ♪
♪ SHE DOES THAT TO ME ♪
♪ SOMETIMES ♪
[cheers and applause]
- HOLLER. - [giggles]
- WELCOME TO THE BEACH.
- WELL, YOU LOOK CUTE.
- THANK YOU. YOU DO TOO.
- WHEN I FIRST WALKED DOWN TO THE BEACH,
I COULDN'T BELIEVE HOW ROMANTIC IT WAS.
THE PICNIC, THE BLANKETS.
OH, THIS IS GREAT.
THAT IS SO ADORABLE.
SO WHAT KIND OF SNACKS YOU GOT IN HERE?
- IS THIS ON THE ATHLETIC DIET RIGHT NOW?
- YEAH, I THINK SO.
ALL BUT THE SALAMI.
SO I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD JUMP IN THE WATER.
- DO YOU WANT TO?
I WAS THINKING REALLY, LIKE,
WHAT IF WE WENT SKINNY-DIPPING?
LIKE... - IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY?
HAVE YOU EVER DONE THAT?
- MAYBE. - [laughs]
- YOU WANT TO TRY TO FLY A KITE RIGHT NOW, SEE WHAT HAPPENS?
- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLY A KITE.
- NEITHER DO I. - CAN YOU TEACH ME?
THE LAST TIME I FLEW A KITE, I WAS, LIKE, EIGHT.
- I CAN'T REMEMBER EVER TRYING TO FLY A KITE.
HERE WE GO. - OKAY, READY?
- SO RUN WITH IT. - OKAY, I'M JUST GONNA RUN.
[laughing]
- NO! NO! [laughter]
ONE OF THE ACTIVITIES I PLANNED WAS TO FLY A KITE.
WE MADE THE BEST OF IT.
I THINK WE BOTH HAD A GOOD TIME.
I FEEL LIKE THERE SHOULD BE STRINGS FROM, LIKE,
ALL THESE SIDES, LIKE, CONNECTING RIGHT HERE.
- OH, REALLY? YOU THINK IT'S NOT US?
IT'S DEFINITELY THE KITE.
- I THINK IT'S THE STUPID KITE. - IT'S THE KITE.
- STUPID KITE.
- ALTHOUGH WE COULDN'T FLY A KITE, I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL
THAT WE TRIED TO WORK TOGETHER.
AND I WAS SEEING, LIKE, A LITTLE TEAMWORK.
- THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
- HI. - WHAT'S UP, SWEETIE?
- GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON?
OH, REALLY GOOD TO SEE YOU. - HOW ARE YOU?
- ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S THE DEAL.
I THOUGHT TODAY WE COULD DO SOMETHING
A LITTLE LEFT FIELD.
WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOMETHING FOR SOPHIE.
- OH, MY GOD. - FOR LITTLE SOPHIA.
- THAT'S SO SWEET. I LOVE IT.
- CAN WE DO SOMETHING REALLY CUTE FOR HER?
- OUT OF ALL THE THINGS
HE COULD HAVE CHOSEN TO DO TODAY,
HE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING FOR MY DAUGHTER.
THAT WAS REALLY SWEET. I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
THIS STUFF IS AMAZING.
- HI, ADAM. - OH, MY GOD, CAROL.
- HOW ARE YOU? - CAROL, CAN I HAVE A HUG?
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - BRING IT IN.
IT'S A LITTLE FUNKY, BUT, YOU KNOW,
I COME FROM AN ARTISTIC FAMILY,
AND, LIKE, WE'RE GONNA GET DOWN IN THE TRENCHES TODAY,
DO SOMETHING COOL FOR HER DAUGHTER.
- SHOULD I EDGE IT IN GOLD? - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT. - DO YOU WANT ME TO EDGE MY SIDE
AND YOU EDGE YOURS? - YES, YOU EDGE YOUR SIDE,
AND I'LL EDGE MINE.
- YOURS IS BETTER ALREADY.
I ALREADY MADE A MISTAKE. - AWW.
THERE'S NO MISTAKES IN PAINTING IN ART.
- DOES THIS STUFF WASH OUT? - [chuckles]
- I TOTALLY NEED A SMOCK. - OH, MY GOD.
- THANKS. YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY PAINT. - THAT'S PERFECT.
- I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN A COUPLE FOR, LIKE, 17 YEARS.
YOU'RE HOLDING MY PAINT FOR ME. THAT'S REALLY SWEET.
- REALLY? AWW. - THANKS.
- THAT'S SO CUTE. - I APPRECIATE THAT.
SO WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING SINGLE WITH YOUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD?
DO YOU FIND IT CHALLENGING?
IT IT COOL? IS IT EASY?
YOU BALANCE IT ALL OUT? - I MEAN, THERE'S DEFINITELY
THE PEOPLE THAT AREN'T-- YOU KNOW, AREN'T INTO IT AT ALL.
I'M KIND OF CAREFUL WHO I INTRODUCE HER TO.
- THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S SMART. - YEAH.
HAVE YOU EVER DATED ANYONE THAT HAD KIDS?
- I DON'T THINK SO, BUT I THINK IT'S COOL.
I THINK--LIKE, I'M EXCITED TO MEET YOUR GIRL.
IT'D BE REALLY NICE.
WE HAD THE DIRTY PART OF THE DAY, PARDON THE EXPRESSION,
AND I THINK WE'RE GONNA GO OUT FOR A REALLY BEAUTIFUL DINNER.
- THIS IS GORGEOUS.
- FOR LITTLE SOPHIA.
- REALLY GORGEOUS. - WE DO GOOD?
- SO PRETTY. - YES.
- GOOD WORK.
- WE HAVE GOOD CHEMISTRY TOGETHER.
WE WORKED ON A PROJECT TOGETHER,
AND IT WASN'T A COMPLETE DISASTER.
IT ACTUALLY TURNED OUT KIND OF CUTE,
SO I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO DINNER
AND GETTING TO KNOW HIM MORE.
- NICE. - HELLO.
- I LIKE. VERY NICE. HELLO.
SO FOR OUR DINNER TONIGHT,
I CHOSE A FUN RESTAURANT THAT HAS A VIEW OF THE MARINA,
BECAUSE I WANTED TO, YOU KNOW, HAVE A PLACE
WHERE WE COULD RELAX.
- THIS IS A FUN PLACE. - RIGHT?
I CHOSE IT.
YOU'RE LUCKY. YOU ALMOST WENT TO MCDONALD'S.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT.
FAST FOOD PLACES? - THE LAST TIME
I ACTUALLY ATE MCDONALD'S WAS AT THE OLYMPICS.
- REALLY? - THEY HAVE A MCDONALD'S
IN THE OLYMPIC VILLAGE, UNLIMITED.
- WHAT'S THAT LIKE, BY THE WAY?
- GOING TO THE OLYMPICS? - WINNING A MEDAL.
- OH, IT'S-- - EXHILARATING?
- IT'S LIKE HAPPINESS TIMES A MILLION.
- BUT DO YOU STILL FEEL THAT, LIKE, "GOD DAMN IT,
"I WAS SO CLOSE. NEXT YEAR, I'M GONNA STEAL
THAT NEXT LEVEL UP, OR I'M TAKING THE GOLD"?
- I WAS JUST HAPPY AND LUCKY TO WIN BRONZE.
- HOW FAST DO YOU GET GOING ON THE SKATES?
- ABOUT 35-ISH. - 35 MILES AN HOUR?
- MILES AN HOUR.
- OH, MY GOD.
TEMPTING FATE? A TERRIBLE IDEA.
- PATTI TOLD ME TO GO FOR A LITTLE BIT MORE ATHLETIC GUY,
AND I DID NOT LISTEN TO HER.
INSTEAD, I CHOSE MILES, WHO'S A NON-ATHLETE.
SO, JUST CURIOUS, LIKE, WHAT'S YOUR TYPE?
- I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT THE PEOPLE I'VE DATED
IN THE PAST, THEY'RE ALL KIND OF DIFFERENT.
- HMM. - WHAT ABOUT YOU?
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TYPE.
- YOU KNOW, SOMEONE THAT IS HANDSOME, DARK FEATURES.
- "DARK FEATURES"? - "DARK FEATURES."
- WELL, THAT SOUNDS NICE.
[classical music playing] - AWW, IT'S SO PRETTY.
- A SPECIAL LITTLE MOMENT FOR THE MUSIC.
- AWW, THEY'RE SO PRETTY. - SEE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SIT-DOWN DINNER,
AND I ENTERTAINED HER WITH A LITTLE QUARTET SITUATION.
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD ENJOY SOME MUSIC.
- I LOVE IT.
OH, THEY SOUND SO PRETTY.
WHEN WE WALKED INTO THE RESTAURANT,
THERE WAS A WHOLE STRING QUARTET PLAYING A BEAUTIFUL SONG,
AND I'VE NEVER HAD ANYONE DO THAT BEFORE
FOR A DATE. THAT WAS SO SWEET.
I LOVED IT. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- OH, PLEASE. COME ON.
- IT WAS SO THOUGHTFUL AND SWEET.
- I WAS VERY EXCITED TO DO THAT. THAT WAS REALLY FUN.
I WAS EXCITED ABOUT THAT. - I KNOW.
- SO YOU HAD FUN AT ARTS AND CRAFTS?
- YES, I DID. - YOU DID?
- YES. - I DID TOO.
SO WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON WITH YOU?
TELL ME A LITTLE BIT-- GIVE ME--
GIVE ME A LITTLE BACK HISTORY. - SURE.
YEAH.
- LET'S GO-- SO BABY DADDY?
- SOPHIE'S DAD, UM, LET'S SEE.
I STARTED WORKING AT A LITTLE RESTAURANT
AND IT WAS SOPHIE'S DAD'S RESTAURANT.
SO I MET HIM, AND HE'S A LITTLE BIT OLDER.
AT THE TIME, IT DIDN'T-- LIKE, AGE REALLY ISN'T A FACTOR
IN MY MIND WHEN I'M GOING
INTO A RELATIONSHIP. IT'S ABOUT CONNECTION.
- I'M VERY OLD. - ARE YOU VERY OLD?
- I'M VERY OLD. - HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- OLD. YOU DON'T KNOW, DO YOU?
YOU DON'T KNOW? - NO, I DON'T EVEN KNOW.
- OH, MY GOD. WANT TO DO--WANT TO DO
THE CARNIVAL GUESSING GAME?
- NO, THAT'S HORRIBLE.
- LET'S DO IT. I WON'T GUESS YOURS, THOUGH.
- OKAY. - I WON'T GUESS YOURS.
- WELL, I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY--
YOU'RE PROBABLY IN YOUR 30s.
- I'M 48.
- NO, YOU'RE NOT. - WHAT? I AM.
I'M 48. 48 YEARS--I KNOW.
LIKE, YOU'RE LOOKING-- - I DON'T BELIEVE IT
FOR A SECOND. - IT'S TRUE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THERE YOU ARE. ENJOY.
- THANK YOU. IT LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
TOO MUCH. - NO.
I'M NOT AN AGEIST.
IT'S ABOUT CONNECTION AND ATTRACTION.
MY LITTLE GIRL'S DAD IS 27 YEARS OLDER THAN ME.
- WHAT?
- HE'S 57.
- I'M IN GREAT SHAPE. HERE'S TO THAT.
WHEN SHE TOLD ME
HER EX IS 57, I FELT LIKE A SPRING CHICKEN.
I'M GOOD TO GO.
I GOT SOME STUFF LEFT.
HOW'S YOUR TUNA? - VERY GOOD.
SO WE TOUCHED ON THE FACT SLIGHTLY
DURING OUR CREATIVE TIME EARLIER ABOUT THE FACT
THAT YOU HAVEN'T DATED ANYONE THAT HAS KIDS.
- YEAH.
- IS THAT SOMETHING THAT SCARES YOU A LITTLE BIT?
- NO. I WONDER, 'CAUSE, AT THE AGE THAT I'M AT,
IF THAT'S KIND OF COOL, TO HAVE AN INSTANT FAMILY.
- SO YOU ARE--I MEAN, WELL, YOU CHOSE ME
KNOWING I HAVE A DAUGHTER, SO YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY OPEN TO IT.
- YEAH, I'M VERY OPEN TO THAT. YEAH.
I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET SOPHIE. I HOPE I GET TO MEET SOPHIE.
- YEAH. - IT'D BE NICE.
- HE'S REALLY TUNED IN TO THE FACT
THAT I HAVE A DAUGHTER AND THAT'S A HUGE PART OF MY LIFE.
I LIKE THAT HE MADE AN EFFORT
TO SHOW THAT HE CARED ABOUT THAT
AND THAT HE WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE
TO HER HAPPINESS, NOT JUST MINE TODAY.
SO THAT WAS REALLY AWESOME.
- BUT I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
FOR COMING OUT TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME.
- AWW, THANKS. - I REALLY HAD A GOOD TIME.
- THANKS FOR INVITING ME.
- I'M GLAD WE GOT TO MEET AND HANG OUT.
TO YOU. - CHEERS.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- MY GOD, OF COURSE.
- YOU'RE SO SWEET.
AND FUNNY. - I DON'T KNOW.
ARE YOU ALLOWED TO SAY "LOVE" ON A FIRST DATE?
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS?
DO YOU GET THE LITTLE CHEST PROBLEMS
AND STUFF, LOVE?
I JUST-- I WOULD LIKE TO SAY
THAT I LIKE HER, SHE'S VERY SWEET,
SHE'S SUPER COOL.
YOU KNOW, LOVE, YOU GOT TO BUILD.
I MEAN, COME ON. GIVE ME SOME ROOM.
WANT A SUPER HUG.
- OH. - SUPER HUG.
- I LOVE HUGS. - SUPER HUG.
COME IN THE CREEPY TREE HOUSE.
- OKAY. - YES?
- I CAN'T WAIT. - YES?
- YES. I'M A LITTLE SCARED-- - ALL RIGHT.
IT'S GONNA BE SCARY.
- I DON'T WANT IT TO BE SCARY.
- IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE, HOWL SCARY.
- OH, GOD. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN INTO?
- COMING UP... DID YOU KISS HER?
- NO. I MEAN, AFTER THAT, THAT WAS IT.
- YOU DO HAVE A *** IN THERE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, DESTIN, YOU WANT TO CHECK IT?
- NO, PATTI CAN CHECK.
- YOU GUYS, DON'T FIGHT OVER IT.
[laughter]
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO ALLISON RIGHT NOW.
COME OVER HERE.
WELL, I REALLY LIKE MILES, BUT NOT FOR HER.
SHE PICKED A GUY THAT SHE REALLY DOESN'T HAVE
VERY MUCH IN COMMON WITH.
THERE WERE PLENTY OF ATHLETIC GUYS
AT THE MIXER THAT WERE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES,
BUT SHE DIDN'T PICK THEM.
HEY! SO WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MILES?
- I'M HAVING A LITTLE BIT OF SECOND THOUGHTS.
- RIGHT, AND THAT WAS A LITTLE CONCERN I HAD.
MARIO AND ROB WERE [bleep] SMOKING COMPARED TO HIM,
BUT WHAT YOU WENT
FOR THE FEMME-Y, FLAT...
YOU DIDN'T HAVE CHEMISTRY,
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME.
I TOLD ALLISON, OKAY, TO SWEAR OFF ATHLETES
AND NOT TO BE COMPETITIVE.
BUT SHE NEEDED SOMEONE ATHLETIC AND FIT.
MILES LOOKS LIKE GUMBY.
HE NEVER LIFTED A WEIGHT IN HIS LIFE.
WHAT I SUGGEST YOU DO NOW IS MAKE HIM A FRIEND.
- STAY IN THE FRIEND ZONE. - AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE.
- WE COULD GIVE HER MARIO.
- I LIKE MARIO FOR YOU.
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS IS NOT GOOD.
SO I HAVE TO GO BACK AND SHAKE YOU A LITTLE BIT,
'CAUSE YOU PICKED THE WRONG GUY,
AND WE NEED YOU TO PICK THE RIGHT GUY.
- BUT THERE'S HOPE FOR ME. - YES, THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU.
RACHEL WILL FIX YOU UP WITH SOMEBODY ELSE,
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE COMPETITIVE,
BUT YOU'RE GONNA DATE THE GUY THAT HITS THE GYM
AND PLAYS TENNIS ON THE WEEKEND OR GOLF, ONE OF THOSE GUYS.
GO, AMERICA.
OKAY? - ALL RIGHT, PATTI.
- ALL RIGHT. BYE.
HOPEFULLY, MY JOKESTER ADAM FARED BETTER.
[telephone rings]
- HELLO? - HI, SHEKINAH.
IT'S PATTI AND DESTIN. HOW ARE YOU?
- HI, I'M GOOD.
HOW ARE YOU, PATTI? - GOOD.
I WANTED TO FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR DATE WITH ADAM.
- I'VE NEVER DATED THIS TYPE OF GUY.
I'VE NEVER DATED, LIKE, THE COMEDIAN.
IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT,
BUT HE HAD A GOOD ENERGY, AND I LIKED HIS--
HIS TOUCH WAS, LIKE, REALLY CONFIDENT.
IT WAS COMFORTABLE FOR ME,
SO I THINK HE NEEDS ANOTHER DATE OR TWO.
- I KNOW THAT SHEKINAH LIKED HIM,
BUT HE WAS A LITTLE TOO JOKEY.
I'M GONNA NEED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH HIM
TO TONE IT DOWN A BIT
IF HE WANTS A RELATIONSHIP IN THE FUTURE.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GONNA SEE HIM,
AND THEN I'M GONNA TOUCH BASE WITH YOU AND SEE HOW IT GOES.
- THANKS, PATTI. - OKAY.
BYE. OKAY, IS ADAM HERE?
- ADAM'S HERE. - GO GET HIM, TIGER.
- PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT, SIR.
- HI, ADAM. - HI, CUTIE.
- HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH SHEKINAH?
- OH, IT WAS REALLY NICE. IT WAS REALLY FUN.
WE HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, CHILL.
- DID YOU KISS HER? - NO, I MEAN, AFTER THAT,
THAT WAS IT. I THINK--
- YOU DO HAVE A *** IN THERE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, DESTIN, YOU WANT TO CHECK IT?
- NO, PATTI CAN CHECK. - YOU GUYS,
DON'T FIGHT OVER IT.
- ARE YOU GONNA ALWAYS BE FUNNY
BECAUSE SEINFELD REALLY DIDN'T GET THE HOT GIRL.
- I SHOULDN'T BE FUNNY,
I SHOULDN'T BE PERSONABLE,
AND I DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T BE MYSELF.
THAT'S CORRECT. [laughter]
RIGHT? - NO.
- WE WANT YOU TO TONE DOWN THE FUNNY.
KEEP THE FUNNY. JUST TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH.
- YOU CAN BE FUNNY AT THE BEGINNING.
THEN YOU TURN SEXY.
- YOU BE YOUR SEXY SELF TOO. - RIGHT.
- BRING IT ON YOUR NEXT DATE. - YEAH.
- THANK GOD ADAM WASN'T SO JOKEY THAT HE SCARED SHEKINAH AWAY.
IF HE CAN LEARN TO SHOW HIS SERIOUS SIDE,
THIS IS GONNA BE A GREAT MATCH.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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