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hey.. why is she still not coming???
is she gonna come at all??
in the time we wasted waiting for this girl..
i d have found a chic for myself! nonsense.. timewaste!
arre idiot! dont act off!!
like you have something important to do..
and by the way why are you all dressed up?? are we waiting for my girl or yours?
haa ha...your gal only ..your girl only ree...
mama mama ... as usual i was jogging re..
i was running in rounds..
after the 2nd round .. a sweet voice from behind me said..
i was wondering who is it this early in the morning..
so i din't turn around.. and kept jogging.
after a minute again the voice..
" hey sandeep wait na"
again the same gals voice..
this time i turned around and i saw mama..
mamaa mama mama..
what a beauty mama..
she looked like a white rasgulla mama..
is it?
what did you say ???
i am a little serious guy na..
i turned around slowly and said..
" ya its me sandeep..what ??"
then what did she say???
what will she say.. she must have said.....
arre..laddu boy do you need jogging for your personality??
you shut up.. dont interrupt..
you tell re!
then the girl said.."
hey sandeep i like you so hard"
haha..like you hard !!
dont irritate me...if i hit you ..
you ll go fall in golconda!
then i explained to her..
"see sweety there are many guys in this world.. i am not available !!
but she is not ready to listen re..
kept on saying i like you sandeep i like you sandeep...
i dont understand why gals are soo mad over me you know!!
i am feeling tensed re... how should i tell her??
dear udaya kumar.. u just wont worry!!
just repeat exactly what i say.. ditto! that girl will fall in love with you!
hmm now come on tell me...
hold this.. go there..
hey.. chu chu!!hello,...
here!!
hellooo..please stop!
what are you doing???
calling the girl!
are you calling the girl or a dog!
you idiot!
if you call her ... hey jimmy!!
she ll slap you tight!
go to her... just ask...
"hey sweety..
i love you you love not aa??
thats all.you ll be settled for life..
hey tell that again...
"hey sweety.. i love you you love not aa??"
thats all.you ll be settled for life..
hey did you take carrots?? mint??
ya ya i bought everythg...
didnt forget anything!
ya i bought everythg in that list..
mirchi..
arre!! i forgot about that!
huh! thats what i was wondering ..
how come my husband didn't forget anything till now!
first read out the whole list again!!
what!!@#! read it again??
no need darlng!!
i bought everything .. dont worry!
who is it re.. is it bhabhi??
namasthe bhabhi!
who is it beside you?
who ... this fellow arun is here!
i ask you to pick up some vegetables
..you go roaming about the roads with your dumb friends!
i dint go anywhere.. . they have only come here!
you just want mirchi right!
i ll get your mirchi for you
anyways.. you never understand what i say.. how many times should i repeat!
do you know what your nikhil did when he came here the last time??
he teased our neighbours daughter..padmaja..
and aunty has been continuosly going on about it..
i felt soo embarresed you know!
nikhil is behind padmaja??!@#!
if that fellow comes into this street aunty will not leave him alone this time!
huh! really...
i dint know this!
yea sure.. they will tell you all the dirty stuff that they do!
ok i ll ask them
anyways where are you???
first come home. and then talk!!
ya ya coming.. i ll be there in 2 min!
hii uncle!
who is uncle bey!
what is it that i am hearing..you guys have been making mischief in my area!!
your area??? yea yea..
your dad has gifted you that area.. "come my son john this area belongs to you!"
"this is your brothers."
this kind of overaction must have made your girlfriend leave you!!
mama.. dont please remind me of the forgotten pain!
stop your stupid poetry and dont cry in Kannada!!
Hey,where are those guys?
when you say sounds logic to me
but practically i feel some problem might arise..!!
really!! now .. do you really feel that!
you...!!!
if you get a gal.. i thought i can search for a gal in her friends..
but looking at you i doubt that very much!
will you tell. or shall i tell her??!!
arre aree.. dont mama.. already i have been behind her for 6 months
and she dint care a damn!
now if you do somethg .. then thats it..i ll never get her!
plz mama..
i ll some how settle this.. dont come in between us!
arre! the girl has come!! go talk to her..
go.. hmmm finish it before her friend is back..
i ll be right here..
goo... dnt forget what i said
oye!! hellooo... chu chu!!
talk re.. give me atleast . your phone number
your smile is beautiful!
yo mr. my smile is good is it??!!
Following behind me like a dog everyday.
is that how you call a gal..
hey chu...
Is that the way you behave with a girl.
No.. What no??
omg she slaped!
hey girl the matter is very simple!!
you are making fuss unnecesarily.. Sweety allow me to explain
I dont need any explanation
Fill my glass
why are you sitting like a polititian who lost the election mama..
cheer up!!
you look like someone has stolen your money ..
its only a girl mama..
its getting dark.. start pouring the drink re..
jus tell me whats wrong with me mama..
more fair then you or ...
am i not more tall then you
more heavy than you..
am i not more handsome than you!!!
you have everythg moree.... may be thats the problem !
idiot!! you got slapped!! . now.. stop the drama and pour a drink!
what happened now?? you liked someone and she didnt like you..
be practical and move on in life!
if you dont get a girl its not the end of life.
dont spoil your mind because of this and waste your time..
if not this girl.. someone else will come!
someone else may come.. but not this one..
when you dont have what you want.. it doesnt matter whatever else you have!
what happened to this fellow man!
if a girl says no.. everyone ll come giving free advices..
arre uncle. .you are just an audience here not a player!
really.. So?
you better keep quiet... you are married!
what do you know about our problems.
you should take it easy mama after marriage this is common.
anyways.. whts wrong with our guy.. he has everythg .. right opposite to her..
if she is fair. he is dark..!! if she is slim he is fat!
do u know how rich she is!!
soo is our friend a begger!!
he is also working!! you are working rite?!!!
yes ! yes!
Working right? So he will take care of her..
arre stop this nonsense and pour a drink first!
forget all this re.. if need be he ll sacrifice his life for the gal..
wont you!!@??
yea yea i ll !!
for this girl you can sacrifice and for you i ll mama.. we are best friends know!
this guy is drunk on a single peg!
drink carefully guys!! dont drink too much god knows what you ll do!
dont drink more..
you! drink your frooty in silence..
you saying i am drunk..if you smell the bottle you ll be more drunk than me..
stop your crap right now!
dont talk nonsense when you are drunk!
if you have guts stop drinking and enjoy frooty like me!hehe..
okay! now we ll drink thumsup.. and make you drink the ***!
make him drink!!!
arre leave him re!!
how are you feeling frooty!!
frooty frooty frooty!
if asha knws this she ll kill me!!
hey asha is on line.. tlak to her !!
WHAT!1 IS IT ASHA??
hello asha.. i love you asha..
what happened to your voice/... are you drunk!??
nope.. i dint drink.. they only made me drink!
if i knew you had such wonderful habits i d never have loved you
i dont have any such habits asha.. its all because of these fellows
you drunkard! just put down the fone now.. and dont ring up again!
asha ...asha listen to mee.. ash!!
hahahaha
you guys are sadists!!
the mistake is all yours man!!
both you idiots must have tensed her up .. and she cracked up!
atleast from now be careful!
you stup up uncle.. you are happily married ..
we are the ones suffering without even a girlfriend you will never understand our pain!
we are suppose to follow gals and fall for them and even if they slap thats ok..
loving a gal is our birthright.. we are born for that!
mama suppose if you get this gal.. please search a gal for me also ..
someone in her frds or her neighbours ... anyone.. if its a gal thats enough!
he himself is useless and you are added to him!
our kannadiga is talking too much telugu these days!
whats the matter buddy
this is all thanks to his telugu ex girlfriend
i m having my drink in peace.. why did you have to remind me of her now!!
guys with a personal experience i am telling you.. be as far as possible with gals!
mama.. theres a close relation to gals and drink...
first you feel the lightness
then you get the high
and when you have too much you puke
and have a hangover
now lets have another peg .. before i kick everyone of you...
what is my mistake mama..
i kept following her with all honesty..
she slaped me mama..
its ok even if she slapped me..
she slapped even nikhil
right in bright daylight.. she slaped us..
no respect left whatsoever!!
hahaha
this idiot is making announcements of the slap
she slaped just once .. this fellow is not going to let me forget it for a single minute!
if i leave him like this.. he is going to tell everyone and distribute pamphlets
mama i ll make your love a sucees story .. this is my responsibility i say!
mine!
this is not love!! what do you know about love...
these days theres facebook.. google..chats etc..
it has become soo easy to love.. and to leave..
...in our times.. everything was just looks...
we talked with eyes..we fought with eyes.. we did everythg with eye...
this is nothing guys..
now that i stoped caring about gals.. but once i use to be hot property!
huh! udhay! you die! you die re...
that uncle has a slow motion romantic flashback.. and this laddu guy has girl friends!
chi thu!!
you dont start it again ...
i am going to start!
dont think i am drunk and talking!!
saale!!
i have been listening to ur nuisense .. cause you are giving this party
what nonsense you guys have been talking since a while..
you need a friend to go catch a girl..
you need a friend if you get into trouble with her broher or father
you need a friend to lend you money
you need a friend to make mischief!!
you need a friend to escape from your mischeif!
you need a friend if your bike puncture
you need a friend if your petrol is over
you u need a friends help if a cops catches
you need a friend to dance at your wedding
you need a friend if your wife pushes you out of the house
you need a a friend to have a smoke
you need a a friend to have a drink or a tea
you need a friend even when your loved one leaves you and goes away with someone else..
you need a friend to cry over
and no one is your friend cause you are beautiful or ur rich.. they do it cause they are friends
even if you are begging.. he ll always be on your side.. that is a friend!
now tell me.. do you want a friend or a girlfriend??
yes! correct! i want a friend only!
nope!! i want a girlfriend only!!
to chitchat on fones in the night do i need this idiot!??
movies pubs parks.. should i take this fellow along with me???
when i feel like cuddling or kissing.. do i do it with this fellow??
hahahaha
thats why i need a girl!
to go around i need a girl..
to marry i need a girlfriend
to have kids i need a girlfriend
even if i have to get divorced .. i need a girl only!
huh!
do u even know how difficult it is to understand a woman!!
only i who never had a girlfriend knows the pain!
when am i going to get a girl.. when am i gonna see ,observe, love ...
marry and have kids with her!
mama just tell me how can i understand these gals.. plz mama!
arre idiot!
morning you were slapped!! you forgot!
thats ok! its a girl who slaped.. so thats ok..
even if they shout or hit.. thats ok
its beautiful!!
one more peg!! and i ll tell you what gals are!!
look here guyz!!
man could find ways to go to the space and explore the outer space..
but could never understand a woman!
a woman is a Armour ....a start .. a never ending...etc
what is a woman...
arundathi
anasuya!
anushka..
amruthanjan jandubam jinda thilismath...
did you knw ramayan n mahabharath were fought because of a woman!
devdas and laila majnu were famous because of a woman!
some are smiling.. some make you smile ...some cry.. some make you cry..few understand
and some destroy you!
ya ya.. coming!!
a woman is a ...wife!!!
guys i am going..
you are leaving in between
you guys dont understand the situation mama..
bye gnite!
this fellow is giving a party because a girl slap him and that fellow left because his wife called him home!
what he did is wrong mama! its wrong!
arre you shut up!
that girl slapped us in the morning .. first lets go find out with her!!!
come .. lets go!
come!! lets go!! we lost all our self respect! lets go
arre! no re.. asha is waiting! lets go there~!
arre was i wrong in loveing her!??? it is soo bad!! Is it curse?
arre.. he started it again!
even if i have less colour i got ready colourfully for her only .. is that my mistake??
everyday i was more punctual than the paperboy or the milk guy.. is that my mistake??
after all these days ..now she slaps me..
i have waited so many days mama
arre she slaped you with out even consideration for your size mama!
come lets go .. who is it to be.. she or us!
come lets go!
come!!
no mama .. asha is waiting...lets go to asha..
arre i drank for the first time!!
ashaaa i love you!
uday! go straight!
no dear uday..go slow!
Hey stop stop...
its the same gal... no doubt!!
who are all of you.. what do you want!!
are you a girl or a she devil??!! hmm...!
who the hell are you .. what are you talking about!
dont shout!!
hey! who are you!! and what is this nonsense! just shutup!
if someone proposes you ll kill them.. you ll kill everyone on the road also..!!
ya i ll kill them!you idiots!
arre! dint i ask you to not talk!
hey! wait i ll call the cops and my dad!
no daddy nothing! just shut up .. dont shout i say!
heyyy you!!
hey i dont think this is my gal mama
yeaa even i dont think its the same gal
but the gal is beautiful!
no this is not my girl!
you saw properly!
yea not my girl!!
mama this is my girlfriend ....asha!
naren!! this is your stupid gang!!
are you drunk!
mama..she slapped.. lets have another party!!!