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AIIIIIGGGGHH!
Oh my god! He's dead!
He's dead, he's dead, he's dead!
What am I gonna do?
Oh my god!
He's dead! Somebody help! Somebody help!
HELP!
Oh my god!
What am I gonna do?
CPR! CPR!
I'll give him CPR!
*cough, cough, cough* Oh my god, what did you eat?
Pulse! Pulse! Check the pulse!
Nothing!
Nothing!
Maybe if I hit his chest!
It may not be saving him, but it's killing me!
Cell phone! Cell phone! Where's the cell phone?
There it is.
Ok. Ok. Ok, now. Ok.
How am I supposed to press the buttons?
Ok, ok.
Ringing... Ringing...
...Still ringing. COME ON! ANSWER, DANGIT!
911 Operator: 911. Your emergency is important to us.
911 Operator: Your call will be answered in the order it was received.
911 Operator: Your approximate wait time is...
911 Operator: ...3 hours, 22 minutes, 36 seconds.
SON OF A- GAH!
Ok. Ok.
Where to now?
A hospital!
Ok, we're gonna have to roll you over now, buddy.
Ok, ready? Here we go.
No! No! Oh!
Ow!
Ow!
I need to be on the other side!
Woo!
Ok... ok.
Let's get going now.
Ok.
10 miles?!
Dear god!
We're gonna get you there, buddy, though.
Don't you worry.
You're-- You're in-- You're in good hands.
Or hand. Whatever.
Let's go.
*cough, cough*
Hey, you wanna give me a ride?
Come on! Hey! Give me a ride!
Give me a ride. Wanna give me a ride? Come on, give me a ride! Hey! Hey!
You ***!
We'll get you there, buddy, though. Don't you worry. We'll get you there.
Aw, crap!
Where the heck am I?
*long, slowed-down yell*
Thank god. We're here at last.
Wow. That second wind came just in time.
It got a lot easier back there all of a sudden.
Hey, buddy. You a--
Aw, fuuuuuu--