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[WHISTLE BLOWS]
[CALLIOPE PLAYING]
♪ THE SWEETEST THING THAT'S EVER ♪
♪ FLOWN IN WITH THE BREEZE ♪
♪ AND IF YOU SEE HER ♪
I LOVE YOU!
♪ TELL HER THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GIRL ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE ♪
HEY!
♪ SHE'S THE GIRL ON THE FLYING TRAPEZE ♪
WHOA!
♪ WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, I SEE HER THERE ♪
♪ SWINGIN' THROUGH MY DREAMS ♪
♪ AND I WANT SO BAD TO TELL HER, YEAH ♪
♪ HOW I REALLY FEEL ♪
♪ SHE'S THE GIRL ♪
♪ ON THE FLYING ♪
♪ TRAPEZE ♪♪
IT'S ABRAHAM LINCOLN!
MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, MR. LINCOLN?
OH, THANK YOU SO MUCH.
I'M SUCH A BIG FAN OF YOURS, ABRAHAM.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OOH! IT'S PEE-WEE!
[SCREAMING]
[***-A-DOODLE-DOO]
HA HA HA!
[OINK]
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
TELL ME, WOULD YOU BUY A TRACTOR FROM A PIG?
NO WAY.
WOULD YOU BUY A PLOW FROM A COW?
NO, MA'AM.
WELL, THEN...
AAH!
YOU'RE BACK WITH BOB AND ME.
VANCE...
[OINK]
VANCE, WAKE UP. YOU'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL.
[OINK OINK]
VANCE...
[OINK]
VA-A-ANCE!
AHH.
COME ON.
[OINK OINK]
COME ON!
♪ PEE-WEE HERMAN HAD A FARM ♪
♪ EE-YI-EE-YI-OH ♪
♪ WITH A... ♪ [OINK OINK]
♪ AND A... ♪ [OINK OINK]
♪ HERE A... ♪ [OINK]
♪ THERE A... ♪ [OINK]
[OINK OINK]
♪ PEE-WEE HERMAN HAD A FARM ♪
♪ EE-YI-EE-YI-OH ♪♪
AAH!
COME ON, EVERYBODY! WAKE UP!
RISE AND SHINE!
[MOO]
[BAA]
[NEIGH]
[MOO]
OOH!
HA HA!
COME, SPARKY, GET OUT OF BED.
[NEIGH]
SPARKY, COME ON.
I FEEL THE SAME WAY, BUT I GOT OUT OF BED.
[BAA]
GOOD MORNING, CLIVE. GIVE ME FIVE.
MAKE YOUR BEDS!
[PEEP PEEP PEEP PEEP]
HAVEN'T YOU BEEN FED YET?
YUCK!
BLECH!
MMM!
CHOCOLATEY!
[MOO]
MMM...YUMMY!
COME AND GET IT!
BREAKFAST!
COME AND GET IT!
COME AND GET IT!
♪ LA LA LA LA ♪
♪ TRA LA LA LA LA ♪♪
WHOA!
GOOD MANNERS!
HERE YOU ARE, VANCE.
THERE YOU GO.
♪ MMM LA LA ♪
HERE YOU ARE.
HORACE.
[BURP]
HEY! USE YOUR OWN PLATE!
VANCE, HOW NICE OF YOU TO SHARE.
MMM...
MMM!
ALL RIGHT! EVERYONE MAY BE EXCUSED!
[BEEP BEEP]
[BEEP BEEP]
GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY!
MMM!
MY, DON'T WE LOOK LUSH THIS MORNING.
VANCE, THE CALLA LILIES ARE IN BLOOM AGAIN.
[OINK]
LET'S SEE HOW THIS FORMULA WORKS.
OK, PEE-WEE.
I'M VERY SATISFIED WITH THESE RESULTS, PEE-WEE.
AT THIS RATE,
PEOPLE CAN BUY ONLY ONE TOMATO A YEAR.
WE DON'T WANT LOW POTASSIUM LEVELS.
YOU'D THINK I NEVER WENT
TO AGRICULTURAL JUNIOR COLLEGE!
SORRY.
BOY, I'M HUNGRY.
WHAT ARE WE DOING FOR LUNCH?
LET ME CHECK MY DATE BOOK.
I'M STARVING.
AH!
LUNCH WITH WINNIE.
[HONK]
WHOA.
OUT OF THE WAY!
HEY, JOE, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
OW!
OW, OW!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, PEE-WEE?
JOE CAN SURE TALK YOU EAR OFF, HUH?
HEY, PEE-WEE, LET'S RACE!
ON YOUR MARK,
GET SET--
HEY!
GO!
EXCUSE ME.
I WIN! I WIN!
I LET YOU WIN!
YOU CHEATED! YOU HAVE MORE LEGS THAN ME!
HELLO, PEE-WEE.
HELLO, WINNIE.
AM I LATE?
OF COURSE YOU'RE LATE, PEE-WEE,
BUT I FORGIVE YOU.
OH, WINNIE...
OH, THE CHILDREN!
THE CHILDREN!
TAKE A PICTURE. IT'LL LAST LONGER.
AAH! PAPPARAZZI!
OH, PEE-WEE, REALLY.
NOW, CHILDREN!
MR. HERMAN AND I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A QUIET LUNCH.
PLAY WITH VANCE.
YES, MISS JOHNSON.
ALONE AT LAST.
I MADE YOUR FAVORITE.
FRIED CHICKEN!
NO.
HAMBURGERS?
NO! YOUR FAVORITE, PEE-WEE.
CHEESE SANDWICH!
NO.
I KNOW. TURKEY A LA KING.
NO.
VEGETARIAN PLATE?
NO.
SHEPHERD PIE?
NO!
OLIVE LOAF?
NO!
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE.
I GIVE UP!
IT'S EGG SALAD, DARLING!
EGG SALAD!
MY FAVORITE!
MMM...
EGG SALADY!
MMM!
THAT WAS DELICIOUS, WINNIE.
OH, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
WOULD YOU CARE FOR ANOTHER?
OH, NO, THANKS. I'M FULL.
OH.
BOY, YOU SURE DO HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR, WINNIE.
OH, THANK YOU, PEE-WEE.
MAY I?
YES, YOU MAY, PEE-WEE.
MMM...
OH, THAT FEELS GOOD.
OW!
OW! OW!
OW!
OW! OW!
OW.
OW!
OW! OW!
OW! UH--
BOY, THE CLOUDS SURE LOOK BEAUTIFUL, DON'T THEY, WINNIE?
AH...
THAT CLOUD RIGHT THERE LOOKS LIKE AN INDIAN RIDING A BUFFALO!
WHICH ONE?
THAT ONE RIGHT THERE!
THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN GOING INTO A TUNNEL.
YOU SEE THAT, DON'T YOU?
NO, NOT REALLY.
NOW...
HOW ABOUT SOME DESSERT?
MMM!
GOODNESS, WHERE DOES THE TIME GO?
CHILDREN! CHILDREN!
COME ON, GET HER!
GO! GO!
GET HIM! GET HIM!
CHILDREN!
CHILDREN!
VANCE IS JUST TEACHING US TO MUD WRESTLE.
WELL, THANK YOU, VANCE.
I WON'T HAVE TO COVER THAT TOPIC THIS AFTERNOON.
LET'S GET YOU CLEANED UP.
BYE, WINNIE.
OH...
WILL I SEE YOU FOR LUNCH TOMORROW, PEE-WEE?
LET ME CONSULT MY DATE BOOK.
YES, YOU WILL!
TILL THEN.
COME, VANCE.
GIVE ME THAT DIRTY HAND.
SO, HOW WAS LUNCH?
GREAT. LET'S GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
YEAH!
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO!
THANK YOU.
[BELL TINKLES]
HEY! IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, I TOLD YOU 100 TIMES,
NO RUNNING AROUND IN MY STORE, PEE-WEE HERMAN.
SORRY, MR. RYAN.
I'M JUST SO HUNGRY
FOR ONE OF THOSE DELICIOUS CHEESE SANDWICHES OF YOURS!
WOULD YOU MAKE ONE?
WE WERE HERE FIRST, WEREN'T WE, MR. RYAN?
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.
MR. RYAN WON'T SERVE YOU AT ALL
AS LONG AS THAT PIG'S IN HERE, RIGHT?
RIGHT, NADINE. NO PIGS ALLOWED.
[SQUEAL]
GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. DILL.
GOOD AFTERNOON, MRS. HAYNES.
I'M SO AWFULLY HUNGRY.
WOULD YOU BEAUTIFUL LADIES MIND
LETTING ME GO FIRST?
WELL, WE CERTAINLY WOULD MIND.
I SHOULD SAY SO!
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
ISN'T THAT THE WAY YOU'VE ALWAYS HEARD IT, MR. RYAN?
SURE IS.
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
I'LL WAIT!
I HOPE YOU'RE PLANNING
TO BUY THAT MAGAZINE, PEE-WEE.
THIS AIN'T NO LIBRARY.
NOW LET ME SEE.
HAVE YOU GOT ANY OF THAT LOVELY KOREAN LACE?
JUST COME IN.
OH...
THIS IS PRETTY.
MMM...
THIS WOULD MAKE A NICE DOILY,
DON'T YOU THINK, MAE?
MMM.
WHAT ABOUT THIS FOR THE CHINA CABINET?
MMM...
MAYBE.
ALL I WANTED WAS A MEASLY SANDWICH!
I VERY NICELY EXPLAINED THAT I WAS STARVING.
I'M STARVING! PLEASE!
SORRY, LADIES. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT.
REMEMBER, NO ONE'S AS IMPORTANT IN THIS COMMUNITY
AS PEE-WEE HERMAN.
ALL YOU OTHER SHOPPERS
WILL HAVE TO PLAY SECOND FIDDLE TO PEE-WEE.
THAT'S JUST THE WAY THINGS ARE.
MY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS SERVING PEE-WEE HERMAN.
EVERYTHING ELSE COMES SECOND.
THERE'S YOUR SANDWICH.
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN DO FOR YOU, PEE-WEE?
I WOULD LIKE A PICKLE
IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH TROUBLE.
NO!
NO TROUBLE AT ALL, PEE-WEE.
SORRY, OTIS, SORRY, DEKE.
THE GAME'S OVER.
PEE-WEE HERMAN WANTS A PICKLE.
HERE'S YOUR DARNED PICKLE.
ARE YOU HAPPY?
MM-HMM.
LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY.
WHAT'S UP?
A BIG STORM'S HEADING THIS WAY.
YOU FOLKS GO HOME.
SMILEY, YOU BOARD UP THE STORE.
OTIS! GIVE US A RIDE!
NO ROOM!
DEKE!
DEKE, CAN YOU GIVE ME AND VANCE A RIDE?
NO!
HURRY, VANCE!
I'M HURRYIN'!
VANCE!
YEAH?
GET THE ANIMALS INTO THE STORM SHELTER!
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, VANCE.
I'LL BE OK.
WOMEN AND CHICKENS FIRST!
WATCH YOUR STEP! SINGLE FILE!
WHOA!
COME ON NOW, EVERYBODY.
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.
IT'S ONLY A STORM.
WE'RE SAFE DOWN HERE.
♪ ARTHUR MURRAY ♪
LET'S DANCE!
♪ TAUGHT ME DANCIN' IN A HURRY ♪
♪ I HAD A WEEK AFFAIR ♪
♪ HE SHOWED ME THE GROUNDWORK ♪
♪ THE WALK-AROUND WORK ♪
♪ AND TOLD ME TO TAKE IT FROM THERE ♪
♪ ARTHUR MURRAY-- ♪♪
[HUMMING]
LISTEN!
SOUNDS LIKE THE STORM'S OVER.
HEY!
DON'T JUST STAND THERE!
HELP! COME ON!
YOU OK, BOSS?
MY SHINS ARE BANGED UP PRETTY BAD.
I THINK MY RIBS ARE BROKE.
IT FEELS LIKE I PUNCTURED A MAJOR ORGAN.
BUT I'M CIRCUS.
GET ME OUT OF HERE.
RIGHT, BOSS.
OTTO, GRAB SOME ROUSTABOUTS
AND SET THESE WAGONS STRAIGHT.
YEAH, BOSS.
ANDY?
YES?
SEE THAT EVERYBODY'S ALL RIGHT AT THE COOKHOUSE.
RIGHT, BOSS.
THIS YOUR FARM, KID?
YEP. I'M PEE-WEE HERMAN.
MACE MONTANA, MANAGER OF CABRINI CIRCUS.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
MACE!
DO SOMETHING! I CAN'T GET
TO THE FIRST AID SUPPLIES!
PEOPLE ARE HURT, AND THE ANIMALS--
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER, SNOWBALL.
I GOT A FIRST AID KIT IN MY HOUSE.
GET GOING, KID!
PULL! PULL!
GIVE ME A HAND!
OH, SCUSI.
HEY, YOU GOT A HOSE AROUND HERE?
OVER HERE.
SOMEBODY HELP! WATER!
HANG ON, JUDY.
HERE YOU GO, JUDY.
[ROAR]
[ROAR]
HELLO, KITTY.
WHAT A NICE KITTY.
WE'VE ROUNDED UP ALL THE ANIMALS EXCEPT FOR SUDAN.
CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE.
[ROAR]
OH, MY GOD!
YES, YOU ARE A PRETTY KITTY.
WHO'S THAT FLUFFY KITTY?
I'LL TAKE HIM. SUDAN!
[ROAR]
SUDAN, COME ON, KITTY.
COME ON, UP YOU GO.
YOU LIKE ME, DON'T YOU?
AAH!
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, KID.
YOU'VE GOT SAWDUST IN YOUR VEINS.
I DO?
HEY, MACE!
WHERE IS MIDGE?
ISN'T SHE IN THE WAGON?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER!
MIDGE!
MIDGE!
HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY WIFE?
NO, MACE.
OH, MY GOD.
COME ON, FAN OUT, EVERYBODY.
COVER EVERY INCH OF THIS FARM
UNTIL YOU FIND HER.
GET MOVING!
MIDGE!
MIDGE!
M-M-MACE! OVER HERE!
I'VE FOUND HER!
THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT, DARLING.
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
WHAT A BLOW!
HEY, PEE-WEE, COME HERE.
PEE-WEE, THIS IS MY WIFE MIDGE.
MIDGE, THIS IS PEE-WEE HERMAN.
HE RUNS THIS PLACE.
HE'S BEEN HELPING US OUT.
UH, NO BIG DEAL. I MEAN, UH,
I USED TO KNOW SOMEONE NAMED MIDGE
WHEN I WAS LITTLE.
SMALL WORLD.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, KID. RELAX.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
LIKEWISE, MIDGE.
THERE YOU GO, BABY.
OK, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.
WE HAD A BAD DAY.
WE LOST A COUPLE OF WAGONS.
THE TENT'S BANGED UP AND SO ARE WE.
BUT WE HAD BAD DAYS BEFORE, RIGHT?
RIGHT.
WE'LL SURVIVE THIS ONE.
YOU CAN STAY HERE
IF YOU NEED A COUPLE OF WEEKS TO GET READY.
OUR SHOW GOES ON TONIGHT. DELL...
CAN YOU JERRY-RIG THAT RIGGING?
YEAH, MACE.
ELLEN, CAN YOU GO ON?
I'M OK, BUT JIMMY ISN'T UP TO IT.
I'LL GO ON FOR JIMMY.
OK, DUKE.
OSCAR, HOW ARE THE ANIMALS?
THEY'LL BE ALL RIGHT ONCE THEY SETTLE DOWN.
MY TRUCK'S GOT A BUSTED AXLE.
YOU CAN USE MY TRACTOR!
THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
PUT ON A SHOW!
WE'RE PART OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST SHOW BUSINESS TRADITION!
WHAT'S THAT?
THE CIRCUS!
ALL RIGHT! LET'S MOVE IT!
[CIRCUS MUSIC PLAYS]
WHAT'S ALL THIS RACKET?
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT AROUND HERE?
WE DON'T WANT ANYTHING, SIR.
MACE MONTANA, MANAGER OF THE CABRINI CIRCUS.
CIRCUS? WELL, I NEVER.
IT'S THE BEST SHOW YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
WE DON'T WANT IT.
PLEASE. WE'VE WORKED HARD
TO GET THIS SHOW READY FOR YOU FOLKS.
SAVE YOUR SMOOTH TALKING, MR. WYOMING.
WE DON'T WANT NO CIRCUS!
YOU SHOW FOLK AIN'T WELCOME IN THIS TOWN!
THAT'S RIGHT.
TOWNSPEOPLE!
LISTEN TO ME.
YOU ARE GETTING VERY SLEEPY.
YOUR EYELIDS ARE GETTING VERY HEAVY.
YOU WILL ENJOY THE CIRCUS.
YOU WILL ENJOY THE CIRCUS.
WE DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE, MISTER.
COME ON, EVERYBODY!
LET'S GET THESE WAGONS TURNED AROUND!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MACE?
WELL, PEE-WEE,
WHEN PEOPLE DON'T WANT A CIRCUS,
THE ROAD JUST DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MACE?
YOU KNOW, I'M A GUY WHO SPENT MOST OF HIS LIFE
TAKING THE WORLD'S FROWN
AND TRYING TO TURN IT INTO A SMILE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MACE?
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
I WONDER IF THAT'S WORTH DOING.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MACE?
HEY, BOSS.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW,
ARE WE MOVING ON TONIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW, JOHN.
YOU GOT TO TELL THEM SOMETHING, MACE.
WHY NOT STAY ON MY FARM?
YOU COULD USE A VACATION.
VACATION?
BIG JOHN...
TELL EVERYBODY WE'RE GOING ON VACATION.
[***-A-DOODLE-DOO!]
[TRUMPETING]
HEY!
THERE'S A LINE HERE.
OH.
[AROO AROO]
[AROO AROO]
COME ON. GET OUT OF THERE, LUCILLE.
I LOVE YOU, DAISY.
YOU HELP ZELDA WITH HER BEARD.
I LOVE YOU.
GOOD FRIEND TO ZELDA.
IT'S LIKE A ZOO IN THERE!
MORNING, MACE.
MORNING, PEE-WEE.
THIS IS QUITE A PLACE YOU GOT HERE.
HOPE WE'RE NOT PUTTING YOU OUT.
PUTTING ME OUT?
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT.
RAHR!
WELL, EVERYBODY'S FED AND WATERED EXCEPT YOU.
MIDGE MADE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
MMM!
BOY! GUESS I'D BETTER NOT GO SWIMMING
FOR AN HOUR, HUH?
THAT'S DAISY.
AAH!
WOW!
THESE ARE THE PICCOLAPUPULA BROTHERS,
THE GREATEST ACROBATS IN THE WORLD.
HEY! OVER HERE!
YOU'RE A NATURAL, PEE-WEE.
THANKS, MACE.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
EXCUSE ME.
COME ON, PEE-WEE.
I WANT YOU TO MEET GINA, OUR STAR ATTRACTION.
GINA.
GINA, COME DOWN HERE.
I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY.
HEY!
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
ARE YOU OK? WE MEET AGAIN, NO?
NO. I MEAN, YES!
I--I--I--
WELL, HELLO.
HELLO.
GINA, PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE, GINA.
HI.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I LIKE IT VERY MUCH AROUND HERE.
IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL.
SO ARE YOU.
THANK YOU. YOU'RE SO SWEET.
I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT AM I?
PEE-WEE!
SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT!
STOP IT!
MAKE ME!
STOP IT!
MY FACE HURTS.
IT'S KILLING ME!
PEE-WEE.
THAT'S MY NAME, MACE. DON'T WEAR IT OUT!
COME ON, PEE-WEE.
CIAO, BELLA.
OH, THANK YOU.
[TARZAN CALL]
PEE-WEE.
MAMMA MIA.
HEY, LOOKS LIKE ZSA ZSA
TOOK A SHINE TO YOUR PIG.
HELP! HELP!
HEY, MACE.
WATCH YOUR BACK!
BOMBS AWAY, ANDY!
WOW! THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUN JOB!
BEING A HUMAN CANNONBALL'S MORE THAN A JOB,
IT'S A CAREER.
I'VE GOT A CAREER IN AGRICULTURE.
I HOPE TO BE THE NEXT GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER.
DO YOU KNOW WHO HE WAS?
THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
NO. HE WAS A SCIENTIST.
HIS RESEARCH AS AN AGRICULTURAL CHEMIST
REVOLUTIONIZED FARMING.
HE WAS THE FATHER OF THE PEANUT,
DISCOVERING OVER 300 USES FOR IT.
INSTANT COFFEE, SOAP, AND INK,
TO NAME JUST A FEW.
DON'T FORGET HE CHOPPED DOWN THAT CHERRY TREE.
COME ON IN, MACE.
I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.
PLANTY, HUH, MACE?
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
THE FUTURE.
THE EXPERIMENTS I'M DOING HERE TODAY
WILL HOPEFULLY MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE.
A WORLD WHERE NO ONE WILL GO HUNGRY,
AND PEOPLE WILL LIVE TOGETHER IN PEACE.
A WORLD FULL OF GIANT CANTALOUPES.
AMAZING.
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE, MACE,
BUT IT'S TOP-SECRET.
YOU'LL HAVE TO GIVE ME YOUR WORD
THAT THIS STAYS BETWEEN US.
ALL RIGHT.
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME.
I, MACE MONTANA...
I, MACE MONTANA...
DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR...
DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR...
I WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE...
I WILL NEVER TELL ANYONE...
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SEE.
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SEE.
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SEE.
WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SEE.
WOW!
I CALL THIS THE HOT DOG TREE
BECAUSE...
WELL, IT'S A HOT DOG TREE.
SEE THAT SPACE RIGHT THERE, MACE?
THAT'S WHERE MY NOBEL PRIZE IS GOING TO GO.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT!
YOU'VE GOT IDEAS IN HERE
THAT NOBODY'S NEVER HAD BEFORE, PEE-WEE.
REALLY BIG IDEAS!
I NEED ONE OF THOSE.
HELP YOURSELF, MACE.
NOT A HOT DOG. I NEED AN IDEA.
SOMETHING BRAND-NEW.
AN IDEA SO BIG AND SO NEW,
IT'LL KNOCK PEOPLE RIGHT OFF THEIR FEET
AND BRING A SPARK BACK TO THE CABRINI CIRCUS.
I GOT SOME THINKING TO DO.
THANKS, PEE-WEE.
AHH...
LUNCH WITH WINNIE.
GINA!
HI.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. NO!
YOU WANT TO WALK WITH ME AND FLORA?
MAY I?
YES. COME ON, FLORA.
STEADY, FLORA.
LOOK, PEE-WEE.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
MISS.
MISS!
MISS!
WHAT'LL IT BE?
MISS, PLEASE, WE'RE STARVING OVER HERE.
EXCUSE ME. WE WERE HERE BEFORE THEM.
WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO?
I'LL BITE THAT BROAD'S BAZOO
IF SHE DOESN'T GET OVER HERE.
DON'T WORK YOURSELF INTO A LATHER.
BACK STILL BOTHERING YOU, HERMAN?
LONG AS I CAN GET AROUND...
HEY!
HE WON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR.
COME ON, EVERYONE. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
HEY! STOP THAT.
PICK THEM UP! PICK THEM UP!
WE NEED SOME SUPPLIES.
OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?
25 POUNDS OATMEAL.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY OATMEAL.
40 YARDS OF TWINE.
WE'RE ALL OUT OF TWINE.
30 CANS TOMATO SOUP.
WE DON'T CARRY SOUP.
WHAT'S ALL THAT?
SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED.
CLOSED?
COME ON. GET! GET!
DON'T YOU PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH?
PLEASE, ANTONIO.
COME ON.
ANDIAMOS.
LET'S GO.
HOW'D YOU MAKE OUT?
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
WHERE'S THE STUFF? WHAT HAPPENED?
LOOKS LIKE YOU BOYS
GOT THE WELCOME WAGON TREATMENT, TOO.
QUE BELLA. AH!
DON'T BOTHER, LADY. THEY ARE CLOSED.
CLOSED AT 3:15?
CLOSED TO US, ANYWAY.
ARE YOU FOLKS WITH THE CIRCUS?
LUCKY GUESS, CUTIE.
WE'VE GOT A REGULAR EINSTEIN ON OUR HANDS.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE SO HARD
TO THE BEAUTIFUL LADY, MIDGE.
OH...
I'M SORRY.
I GUESS I SHOULDN'T TAKE IT OUT ON YOU, HONEY.
THAT'S OK.
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR SHOPPING LIST?
I'LL GO IN FOR YOU.
GEE, THAT'D BE SWELL.
COME ON. LET'S GET OUT OF SIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO.
I'M SO HUNGRY.
WHEE!
THAT OUGHT TO DO IT FOR TODAY.
THANK YOU, MR. RYAN.
MY, WHAT AN APPETITE ON THAT GIRL.
AND SUCH A BITSY FIGURE.
IT'S LIKE THEY GOT UP
ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED.
OH, GEE, THANKS A MILLION, HONEY.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ANYWAY, COOKIE?
OH, WINNIE. WINNIE JOHNSON.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'M MIDGE MONTANA.
AND THAT'S ZELDA...
HELLO.
EDDIE...
ANDY...
SNOWBALL...
CLOWNY...
DUKE....
HOW DO YOU DO?
AND THE PICCOLAPUPULA BROTHERS.
I'M PAOLO.
I'M GIANCARLO.
I'M DINO.
I'M ANTONIO.
IT'S VERY NICE TO MEET ALL OF YOU.
PERHAPS OUR PATHS WILL CROSS AGAIN.
WE'RE AT PEE-WEE HERMAN'S FARM.
YOU ARE!
WELL, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
I'M GOING OVER TO PEE-WEE'S.
HE MISSED OUR LUNCH.
I WANTED TO BRING HIM HIS EGG SALAD SANDWICH.
MMM. OUR FAVORITE.
OH.
SAY, WHY DON'T YOU HOP ON BOARD
AND HITCH A RIDE WITH US?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AH, SI.
OH, MY.
ALLEY-OOP.
AH. SI.
GOOD.
GOODNESS, THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU.
THERE'S ONE MORE PICCOLAPUPULA TO MEET,
OUR SISTER GINA.
FLORA.
PEE-WEE, LOOK AT THOSE CLOUDS.
LOOK, THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE A CAMEL
LOUNGING UNDER A PALM TREE.
CAN YOU SEE?
YEAH.
YEAH!
LET'S SEE...
AHH...
THAT ONE LOOKS LIKE, UM...
AN AUTOMOBILE.
YEAH, LOOK. IT'S PULLING RIGHT INTO A GAS STATION.
YES.
WHAT ABOUT THAT ONE?
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
IT LOOKS LIKE A MAN AND A WOMAN...
KISSING.
PEE-WEE!
WINNIE!
WAIT!
WHO WAS THAT?
WHO?
HER?
OH...
SHE'S MY FIANCEE.
THAT WAS GOOD.
MIND IF I SIT HERE?
NO, NOT AT ALL.
GINA, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
OH, REALLY?
HEY, EVERYBODY.
LISTEN.
PEE-WEE HAS SOMETHING HE'D LIKE TO SAY.
PLEASE.
I'LL TELL EVERYBODY LATER.
OH, UH...
THIS MUST BE THE PICCOLAPUPULA TABLE.
MY MISTAKE.
WOMEN! CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM,
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM.
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
WHOA!
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.
I GOT AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.
ARE WE MOVING OUT?
YOU'RE NOT CUTTING THE SEASON SHORT?
QUIET DOWN, EVERYBODY. LET HIM TALK.
[WHISTLES]
GO AHEAD, HONEYBUNCH.
WE'VE BEEN PUTTING THIS SHOW ON
FOR A LONG TIME.
WELL, THAT'S ALL OVER.
OH.
WE'RE PUTTING ON A BRAND-NEW SHOW!
YAY!
WHAT KIND OF SHOW?
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT KIND.
A SHOW THAT'LL STAND THE WORLD ON ITS EAR.
A SHOW THAT'LL MAKE THEM STAND UP AND CHEER.
THAT'LL KNOCK THEM ON THEIR REAR.
QUIET DOWN. MACE IS SINCERE.
WHAT I GOT IS A BRAND-NEW IDEA.
IT CAME LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNING.
WE'VE GOT PEE-WEE HERMAN TO THANK FOR IT.
YAY!
YOU'RE WELCOME, EVERYBODY.
WHAT'S THE IDEA, MACE?
A SHOW WITH A THEME.
THERE IT WAS, RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE.
TOMORROW WE START WORKING ON IT.
THE CABRINI CIRCUS PRESENTS...
THE AMERICAN FARM!
YAY!
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BOSS?
GREAT, NIKKO.
LOOKIN' GOOD, BIRDIE.
COULD I TRY THAT, MACE?
IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS.
MACE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
A LITTLE CIRCUS, A LITTLE FARM.
GREAT, RUBY.
DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE GINGHAM.
LEAVE IT TO ME.
I'D LOOK GREAT IN A COSTUME LIKE THIS.
CAN YOU PICTURE IT?
NO.
MACE, I'M TEACHING THEM HOW TO SQUARE DANCE.
THAT'S THE IDEA, OSCAR.
WATCH THIS, MACE.
♪ DOSEY-DO, AND AROUND AND AROUND ♪
♪ DOSEY-DO, AND AROUND AND AROUND ♪
THAT'S GREAT, PEE-WEE.
♪ DOSEY-DO, AND AROUND AND AROUND-- ♪♪
MACE.
MORNING, GINA.
I HAD THE MOST WONDERFUL IDEA
ABOUT THE NEW FARM THEME.
HI, GINA.
SUDDENLY I'M SO SICK TO MY STOMACH,
I CAN'T EVEN TALK.
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE, MACE?
SURE THING, KID.
I...
HAVE THIS FRIEND...
WHO HAS A BIT OF A PROBLEM.
IT WOULDN'T BE A ROMANTIC PROBLEM?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, MACE, IT WOULD.
MY FRIEND WAS ENGAGED TO THIS GIRL
WHO HE THOUGHT HE LOVED.
THEN HE MET THIS OTHER GIRL
WHO HE REALLY DID LOVE.
LOOK, PEE-WEE...
LOVE'S A CRAZY THING,
BUT WHEN IT HITS YOU, YOU KNOW IT.
WHEN I MET MIDGE,
I KNEW SHE WAS THE GIRL I WANTED RIGHT AWAY,
BUT EVERYBODY SAID IT WOULDN'T WORK.
WE KNEW IT WOULD,
BECAUSE WE WERE FOLLOWING OUR HEARTS.
I GUESS I'D TELL THIS FRIEND OF YOURS
TO DO THE SAME THING.
FOLLOW HIS HEART.
AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BABY?
YOU SAID IT.
HELLO, HONEY.
I WASN'T EXPECTING YOU FOR LUNCH TODAY.
YEAH, I KNOW, BUT...
I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YESTERDAY.
I'M REALLY SORRY, WINNIE.
WELL, I MUST ADMIT, I WAS A LITTLE...STUNNED.
BUT IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER.
YOU'RE A MAN.
SHE'S ITALIAN.
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.
WE'LL SPEAK, BUT OUR ENGAGEMENT IS OFF.
GEE, WINNIE.
YOU'RE FREE TO SEE WHOEVER YOU WANT.
REALLY?
WELL, IF YOU THINK THAT'S BEST.
I DO, PEE-WEE.
ALLEY-OOP!
BUON GIORNO, WINNIE.
CIAO.
WELL, HELLO THERE, BOYS.
YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.
MY LUNCH DATES HAVE ARRIVED.
OH, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU ALL.
FIVE EGG SALAD SANDWICHES, PLEASE.
AAH!
HOW STUPID CAN ONE PERSON BE?
OWW!
WINNIE CERTAINLY SEEMED BROKEN UP
ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
"EXCUSE ME, PEE-WEE.
MY LUNCH DATES HAVE ARRIVED."
IT TOOK FOUR GUYS TO REPLACE YOU.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT GINA?
SHE WON'T EVEN TALK TO ME.
YOU'RE LUCKY.
ZSA ZSA WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF IRONIC, PEE-WEE.
HANDSOME BACHELORS LIKE US
HAVING SO MUCH GIRL TROUBLE.
GOT TO BE SOME WAY
I CAN TELL GINA HOW I FEEL.
KNOW WHAT BABES CAN'T RESIST?
THE ROMANTIC APPROACH.
[SNORT]
UH-OH.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
LATER, PEE-WEE!
THE ROMANTIC APPROACH.
HMM.
[SERENADING IN ITALIAN]
SPARESCI!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
YOU HAVE TO GO.
SHUT UP.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
YOU HAVE TO SHUT UP.
YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH?
SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
JUST SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF HERE!
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
STUPID SO-AND-SO.
AAH!
PLEASE, GINA, I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
YOU'RE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW.
I KNOW I DESERVE THIS.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU DESERVE.
I CAN'T BLAME YOU
IF YOU NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN.
YOU? BLAME ME?
IT'S SO FUNNY, I FORGOT TO LAUGH.
WHEN I WAS WITH YOU,
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WINNIE.
YEAH? WHAT ABOUT TODAY?
WHEN YOU WERE WITH HER,
YOU WERE THINKING OF ME?
YES, I WAS, GINA.
I SAW WINNIE TO BREAK OFF OUR ENGAGEMENT...
WHAT?
I LO--
I LOO--
WHAT?
I LOV--
I LOV--
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
I LOVE YOU.
WHOAAA!
WHOAAA!
GIDDY-UP.
WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
WHAT'S GOING ON, GINA?
I PROMISED PEE-WEE
I'D HELP HIM FIND AN ACT.
HE WANTS TO BE IN THE CIRCUS SO BADLY.
IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'S FOUND HIS NICHE.
NO.
WHOA!
HEY, YOU'RE FALLING FOR THIS KID.
HE MAKES ME LAUGH.
IF LAUGHS WERE ALL YOU WANTED,
YOU'D FALL FOR SNOWBALL.
SNOWBALL'S A CLOWN, MACE.
CLOWNS AREN'T FUNNY.
PEE-WEE'S UNLIKE ANYONE I EVER MET.
WHOA!
WHOA!
AAH!
AAH!
OH, MY GOOD LORD.
LOOK, NADINE.
IT'S PEE-WEE HERMAN,
AND HE'S COVERED WITH MONKEYS.
OH, MR. RYAN, YOU NAUGHTY BOY.
WHAT?
DON'T LOOK NOW, MAE.
THE BIGGEST PIG I'VE EVER SEEN
IS MAKING FRIENDS WITH YOUR BLOOMERS.
[SNORT]
AAH!
AAH!
PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE, WHERE ARE YOU?
Over here.
HOOTLA, DAISY, HOOTLA.
HOOTLA.
GOOD GIRL.
I LEAVE YOU ALONE A SECOND AND LOOK AT YOU.
PRETTY GOOD, THOUGH, HUH, GINA?
I TAUGHT DAISY HOW TO SIT.
OK, PEE-WEE, DO WHAT I DO.
I THINK I CAN MANAGE JUST SPINNING A ROPE.
IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS, PEE-WEE.
ALL IN THE HIPS.
STAY IN ONE PLACE, PEE-WEE.
PEE-WEE!
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
STOP IT!
PEE-WEE, STOP THAT!
PEE-WEE!
AH, HA HA!
1...2...3... GO, PEE-WEE.
WHOA!
NOW WHAT?
PEE-WEE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LET GO.
OH.
AAH!
SORRY, GINA.
THAT'S OK. WE'LL TRY SOMETHING ELSE.
OK?
READY WHEN YOU ARE, PEE-WEE.
WISH ME LUCK.
GOOD LUCK.
BE CAREFUL.
GO GET 'EM, CHAMP.
READY!
[COUGH COUGH]
[COUGH COUGH COUGH]
WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT, ANDY?
WATCH!
HUMAN ODDITIES FROM AROUND THE WORLD--
ZELDA, THE BEARDED LADY,
A TRAGIC VICTIM OF HER OWN HAIRMONES.
FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE MAGNIFICENT EDDIE.
SHE'S BIG. SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
BUT DON'T GET TOO CLOSE.
SHE'S HUNGRY.
RUTH AND DOT, THE SIAMESE TWINS.
NEVER ALONE, CHAINED FOR LIFE,
THEY SHARE EVERYTHING--
THEIR PAIN, THEIR PLEASURE,
THEIR PELVIS.
WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU NOW
IS A HERMAPHRODITE.
HALF MAN, HALF WOMAN.
SAY HELLO TO SHIM,
THE ONLY CREATURE ON EARTH
WHO CAN LEGALLY MARRY SHIMSELF.
GET OUT YOUR MAGNIFYING GLASSES TO VIEW MIDGE,
THE TINIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD.
BUT PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THE MIDGENDISE.
THAT DON'T GO FOR YOU, DOLL. HA!
DON'T I KNOW THAT, BABY.
DUKE, THE DOG-FACED BOY.
WILL HE PUT HIS SLIPPERS ON
OR CHEW THEM UP?
TRISHA, THE HUMAN PRETZEL.
SO FINE. SO FLEXIBLE.
OOH, THANKS, TRISH.
JUDY THE MERMAID.
HALF BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, HALF FLOUNDER.
AND FINALLY, A BEING WHICH DEFIES DESCRIPTION.
ARRRH!
THAT'S REALLY IT, GINA.
I GIVE UP TRYING TO BE IN THE CIRCUS.
DON'T TRY TO TALK ME OUT OF IT.
COME IN.
SIT DOWN.
WHAT'S THIS?
OPEN IT.
WOW!
IT BELONGED TO A GREAT MAN, PEE-WEE--
PAPA PICCOLAPUPULA.
HE WAS THE GREATEST AERIALIST THAT EVER LIVED...
UNTIL ONE DAY HE PERFORMED THE SPIRAL OF DEATH.
AND...
WELL, NOW HE'S THE GREATEST AERIALIST THAT EVER DIED.
I'M SORRY, GINA.
BUT WHY GIVE THIS COSTUME TO ME?
I DON'T DESERVE IT.
NO. WHEN--WHEN HE GAVE ME THIS,
HE WHISPERED IN MY EAR,
AND HE SAID...
"ONE DAY, MY PRETTY LITTLE PICCOLAPUPULA...
"YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE THIS...
TO THE MAN THAT YOU LOVE."
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO US, PEE-WEE?
NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO US.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I MEAN WE'LL BE MOVING ON.
THAT'S WHAT CIRCUSES DO.
AND WHEN THE CIRCUS WILL GO,
I'LL GO WITH IT.
I THOUGHT I'D GO WITH YOU.
PEE-WEE, I COULDN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE HERE, YOUR WORK.
WHAT'S IN THE CIRCUS?
YOU!
NO.
YOU'RE ALL I CARE ABOUT, GINA.
NO, IT WOULDN'T WORK.
I KNOW.
YOU'D COME TO RESENT ME
FOR TAKING YOU AWAY FROM ALL THIS.
NO, I WOULDN'T.
HOLD ME.
GOOD MORNING, VANCE.
MORNING, PEE-WEE.
BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH?
SUNDAY.
MY, WE'RE IN A GOOD MOOD.
THAT, MY DEAR VANCE,
IS THE UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR.
EVERYTHING SEEMS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO ME TODAY.
THE AIR SMELLS SO FRESH.
THE SKY SEEMS A BRAND-NEW SHADE OF BLUE.
I'VE NEVER NOTICED THE BEAUTY OF THIS LEAF.
AND, VANCE,
HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN SO HANDSOME?
WHAT THE...
WHO'S MY HANDSOME LITTLE BABY?
WHO'S MY HANDSOME LITTLE BABY?
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HUNGRY, EH?
VANCE! COME HERE!
[OINK]
WHAT HAPPENED?
I DON'T KNOW.
I MUST HAVE MADE SOME MISCALCULATION.
HMM. GUESS SO. INTERESTING.
HMM.
WELL, NOW WE HAVE COCKTAIL WIENERS.
[CLAPPING]
WOW! WHAT A GREAT ACT.
AREN'T YOU GOING TO CONGRATULATE WINNIE?
SHE PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.
HI, PEE-WEE.
BOY, THAT WAS REALLY SPECTACULAR.
THANKS, PEE-WEE. THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
REALLY? I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
I'M GLAD YOU FEEL THAT WAY.
GUESS WE BOTH STILL REALLY LIKE EACH OTHER.
I STILL LIKE YOU, PEE-WEE.
I STILL LIKE YOU, TOO.
BOY, WHAT A DAY, HUH?
THINGS SURE HAVE WORKED OUT GREAT FOR US, HUH?
BREAKING UP IS THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED.
I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE SINCE WE BROKE UP.
I'VE NEVER FELT SO FREE, SO BEAUTIFUL,
SO SURE OF MYSELF!
OK, WINNIE, I GET YOUR POINT.
FRIENDS?
FRIENDS.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
LISTEN UP.
BRAND-NEW CABRINI CIRCUS OPENS TONIGHT.
YAY!
SHERIFF.
SHERIFF.
SHERIFF.
THIS IS A GREAT NIGHT FOR THE CABRINI CIRCUS.
THANK YOU ALL FOR WORKING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
ALL RIGHT!
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]
MACE! MACE!
MACE!
THERE ARE PEOPLE COMING, MACE.
[RUFF RUFF RUFF]
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME CUSTOMERS.
PEE-WEE HERMAN, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
WHAT?
HOPE YOU CAN LOVE A CONVICT.
JUST A MINUTE HERE.
WHAT ARE THE CHARGES, SHERIFF?
DEFACING PUBLIC PROPERTY.
PERMITTING ANDOR PROPAGATING
THE MINGLING OF WILD AND DOMESTICATED ANIMALS.
GETTING GROCERIES UNDER FALSE PRETENSES.
AND ATTEMPTED ***.
***?
I KNOW YOU SENT THAT HIPPO OUT TO KILL ME.
LOOK, SHERIFF, PEE-WEE'S NOT TO BLAME.
LET'S ALL SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT IT.
THERE'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO.
THERE IS.
PACK THIS CIRCUS AND LEAVE TOWN,
RIGHT NOW.
THEN MAYBE I'LL CONSIDER DROPPING THE CHARGES.
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO.
NO!
GOOD FOR YOU, SHERIFF.
YOU HEARD HIM. START PACKING.
MACE, YOU CAN'T LEAVE.
WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO PUT ON THE SHOW.
WE'LL DO THE SHOW SOMEWHERE ELSE.
WE CAN'T LET YOU END UP IN JAIL.
I'LL GET THEM TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS, MACE.
SOMEHOW.
HERE'S TO MR. RYAN AND THE SHERIFF
FOR SENDING THOSE PEOPLE AWAY.
HIP-HIP HOORAY.
HIP-HIP HOORAY.
HIP-HIP HOORAY.
WISH ME LUCK.
HOORAY.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I JUST CAME TO JOIN THE PARTY.
YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG.
I'M GOING TO BE JUST LIKE YOU.
OH.
SWELL PARTY.
YES.
ANYONE, UH, CARE FOR SOME HORS D'OEUVRES?
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
MMM. COCKTAIL WIENERS. DON'T MIND IF I DO.
I'LL HAVE ONE, TOO.
HELP YOURSELVES, EVERYONE.
MMM. THOSE ARE THE BEST WIENERS I'VE EVER TASTED.
OHH!
OHH!
OHH!
CONGRATULATIONS, PEE-WEE.
THANKS, VANCE. CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, TOO.
HURRY. WE BETTER GET OUT TO THE CIRCUS.
CIRCUS? DID YOU SAY CIRCUS?
WHY, YES, I DID.
WOULD ANY OF YOU LIKE TO COME ALONG?
ME!
COME ON!
♪ JOIN WITH US AND MARCH ALONG ♪
♪ SING OUR BIG TOP BARNYARD SONG ♪
♪ WE'RE THE BARNYARD CIRCUS, AND WE'RE DOWN ON THE FARM ♪
♪ WE'LL STAY FOREVER ♪
♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO TWIST OUR ARM ♪
♪ JOIN WITH US AND MARCH ALONG ♪
♪ SING OUR BIG TOP BARNYARD SONG ♪
♪ EVERYONE, COME ON AND YOU CAN EACH TAKE A BOW ♪
♪ AND JOIN THE BARNYARD CIRCUS NOW ♪
HEY!
♪ WE ALL BEGAN AS KERNELS ♪
♪ DROPPED INTO FERTILE GROUND ♪
♪ ADD SUN AND RAIN AND WE BECOME ♪
♪ THE BEST TASTE TREAT AROUND ♪
♪ THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CIRCUS ♪
♪ FOR WHEN YOU'RE FEELING DOWN ♪
♪ PUT ON A WIG, A FUNNY NOSE ♪
♪ AND TURN INTO A CLOWN ♪
PEANUTS! POPCORN! HOT DOGS!
♪ EVERYBODY'S LEARNING HOW ♪
♪ FROM THE ZEBRA TO THE COW ♪
♪ AND NOW THE ELEPHANT'S PERFECTED A MOO ♪
♪ EACH TIME THE BAND STRIKES UP ♪
♪ ***-A-DOODLE-DOO ♪
[MOO]
♪ JOIN WITH US AND MARCH ALONG ♪
♪ SING OUR BIG TOP BARNYARD SONG ♪
♪ EVERYONE, COME ON, AND YOU CAN EACH TAKE A BOW ♪
♪ AND JOIN THE BARNYARD CIRCUS NOW ♪
HEY!
♪ OUR LIVES ARE NEVER BORING ♪
♪ WE'RE EACH OF US UNIQUE ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS MEETING PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER US QUITE CHIC ♪
♪ I SOW THE SEEDS AND HARVEST ♪
♪ AND THAT'S THE FARMER'S LIFE ♪
♪ I COOK AND SEW AND CLEAN AND BAKE ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE FARMER'S WIFE ♪
♪ DON'T BE AFRAID THAT YOU'RE TOO SMALL ♪
♪ HERE'S WHERE EVERYBODY'S 10 FEET TALL ♪
♪ OUR STRENGTH IS THAT WE ALL HAVE HEART ♪
♪ WE'RE ALL SO CLOSE, WE'LL NEVER BE APART ♪
♪ A NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK ♪
♪ IS VERY HARD TO FIND ♪
♪ AND I'M SO GLAD HE TOOK THE TIME ♪
♪ 'CAUSE HE'S SO BIG AND KIND ♪
♪ I MET THIS LITTLE WOMAN ♪
♪ WE HAD AN AWKWARD DATE ♪
♪ BUT WHEN HE GOT TO KNOW ME WELL ♪
♪ HE CHOSE ME FOR HIS MATE ♪
HA HA!
♪ IN THIS PLACE WE'RE SINGING OF ♪
♪ ANYONE CAN FALL IN LOVE ♪
♪ WHEN I FIRST MET THIS HIPPO ♪
♪ I WAS REALLY QUITE RUDE ♪
♪ NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHER ♪
♪ I'M SO GLAD I WAS PURSUED ♪
♪ JOIN WITH US AND MARCH ALONG ♪
♪ SING OUR BIG TOP BARNYARD SONG ♪
♪ THEY'RE A CRAZY COMBINATION, THAT WE ALL KNOW ♪
♪ BUT WE'RE A BARNYARD CIRCUS SHOW ♪
♪ EACH OF US IS LOVE-STRUCK ♪
♪ IT'S PLAIN AS IT CAN BE ♪
♪ WE ALL FLIPPED OVER WINNIE'S EGG SALAD RECIPE ♪
♪ EACH SAID HE WAS THE BEST ONE ♪
♪ SUCH CHOICES I ABHOR ♪
♪ BUT WHEN I MADE MY MIND UP ♪
♪ I DECIDED ON ALL FOUR ♪
♪ AND IF, AT TIMES, LOVE GETS TOO HARD ♪
♪ THEN START A CIRCUS IN YOUR OWN BACK YARD ♪
♪ WITH YOU I WANT TO HARMONIZE ♪
♪ I FEEL THE SAME AND NOW MY BIG SURPRISE ♪♪
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
THE CABRINI CIRCUS PROUDLY PRESENTS,
FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE,
PEE-WEE HERMAN!
[FANFARE PLAYS]
OH!