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Cap'n Mack and his crew used to be the best Pirates to sail on any of the Seven Seas.
Astride the poop deck of the Black Clam, nobody could swash a buckle or "yo" a "ho" like the
Captain and as for shivering a timber don't even think about it yah landlubber.
But lately, Captain Macks hash taggin' on social media nearly has the ol' crew in a
mutiny. If Captain Mack doesn't get fair winds soon...the Jolly Roger may have to be renamed
the Melancholy Roger, and our hero may find himself walkin' the plank straight into Davey
Jones locker. But avast! Polyphemus the parrot has the cure for this social media scurvy.
Number 1: Not too many. Maximum of 2 hash tags per post, or else your crew will think
yer spammin' 'em with cackle-fruit. 2. Keep 'em short. You don't want a hashtag
taking up half yer post, do ya? That's like stockin' half the galley with hardtack, ya
powder monkey. 3. Make sure they work. Punctuation or spaces
will break the link faster than a rascal drivelswigger'll break yer boat!
1. Not too many 2. Keep them short 3. No punctuation or spaces)
Cap'n Mack took Polyphemus' advice, and now the doubloon-flow has doubled and the buccaneer
business is booming again. The crew is happy and you will be too if you follow the map.
Now heave ho me hearties, and get hashtaggin'! "Come down to the docks for some pirate fun
#shivermetimbers #piratecruise"