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Let's talk about Fluorine.
Fluorine is the most reactive and most electronegative of all the elements. SO BOW DOWN
This *** doesn't exist in nature in it's elemental form because it's so reactive but
it will *** YOUR *** HARD if you attempt to RELEASE THE BEAST. Don't ask me, though,
Hydrofluoric Acid; put it in glass Pyrex it's like *** THAT *** and eats right through
it. Iron? No problem. Lead? *** you.
Fluoroantimonic Acid; strongest acid know to man. You even think about touching this
*** your whole family dies and your stupid cats. ALIEN BLOOD EAT YOUR HEART OUT. You
can only store it in a Teflon container, which reminds me..
Polytetrafluoroethylene, aka Teflon; one of the most corrosive resistant and stable compounds
known to man. Suzy homemakers reading this better check their ***. You can't ***
with this *** OH, I FORGOT, unless you have...
PERFLUORODECALINE; this *** DISSOLVES teflon. LOLZ, YOU NEED FLUORINE TO BEAT FLUORINE.
***. Oh, and you can dissolve a shitload of oxygen in this and BREATHE LIQUID. Well,
at least until you die from carbon dioxide build-up. But *** YOU only *** die.
Uranium Hexafluoride; you need this to isolate U-235 from naturally occurring Uranium to
make an atomic bomb. Yep, that's right ***, without fluorine all those stupid *** would
LOL, FLUORINE *** YOUR *** *** AND YOU KNOW IT