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I want to go on a diet. I'm not going to have lunch, dinner and breakfast.
I thought you were on a diet?
I guess I'll start tomorrow.
Mom!! -Where's the phone?!
Where's my other shirt? -Where's my shoe?
It's on the table. - No, it's not!
OMG guys, there's a hot guy at the next table over there.
Wait!! Do it one by one or else they'll notice.
OMG, so hot. I know right.
I wonder if he has a girlfriend. Where is he?
OMG, Adeline, 10 o'clock, he's just over there.
What's wrong? They're looking at us.
I think I'm going to get the salad. Yeah, the salad looks nice.
There's too much, I can't finish it.
Want to share with me?
TopLot is having sales today.
I'm broke now. I have no money to shop. But it's up to 75%!!
75%?!! I'll go get the car, you guys go get ready.
Well, I guess window shopping won't hurt. No, it wouldn't.
Exams are coming up next week, let's start studying now.
Yeah. I don't want to fail.
Do you know she's actually cheating on him?
How do you know? My mother's sister's friend's nephew told me.
She didn't even notice me.
I saw her again the other day and I waved at her
and she just gave me a fake smile.
Do you think I should go for him? - Yeah.
Didn't I tell you?
Guys like that are such players. Why did you even go for him in the first place?
He's cute, rich and he's really funny. - I know right.
But you said...
That's what you get for not listening to me. I told you so many times.
My future husband, so cute.
OMG, who is this chick?!
GET-OFF-MY-MAN
Why are you so sad?
I think I've gotten fat. - No, you haven't.
Let me show you. Look at that. I'm so fat now.
Yeah, I think you need to go on a diet.
Do you want to die?
Why doesn't he text me back?
Wait!! Instagram first.
K?! After all that, he replies with a K?
Well, aren't you quick.
Sorry, I'm just a little late. We can still make it. Don't worry.
Look at her. Does she think she's very pretty? -She has so many likes too.
Look at that, 91 likes.
At least she's better than us. We can't even get 18 likes.
Hashtag ugly. Hashtag destiny. Hashtag sadface.