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All right, so my boast is that, by this time next year,
for posterity,
I will have at least my forge, my anvil,
a small set of tools, and I will have produced at least one blade,
however so ***,
that I will present at next year's party.
At next year's Yule Dinner.
Denis: Anyone else? Me: Who wants to go next?
Anthony: I have nothing.
Not even a license?
I will boast that I will get my license by this time next year.
This is something if you're not going to put your entire heart into it,
your every being, you're gonna ***' do it...
don't even say it.
Stop staring at me!
All right, so your boast is that you're gonna get your license? Anthony: Yes. Me: All right. Anybody over here?
Krystal: My boast is that I'll get full time by this time next year.
Miller: Hey, no, I don't know yet. Hold on.
Anthony: Miller's gonna boast that he's gonna get a girl by this time next year. Miller: No, no.
My boast is that I will have been
making video blogs for the entire year.
And I'll be making a respectable amount of money from it. Miller: Now is respectable a few dollars?
I would say really anything would be... Me: Anything's more than nothing.
Exactly, and especially from just video blogs on Youtube. Me: Oh yeah, yeah.
What was your boast? Miller: To reforge the
lost ties with my family, my other half of my family and, uh, get to know my sister and stuff.
And continue his resolution from '04 not to break a promise.
Denis: Yeah, that's why he doesn't make promises! Miller: Yep.
I rarely make promises because of that boast. This is ***' awesome, man.
You guys over there participating or are you just gonna keep
doing your stuff?
I don't think Michelle heard any of it. Michelle: Yes?
Yule is an ancient celebration
which a lot of the traditions from christmas has been adopted from.
So one of the
traditions on the last day of Yule, which is tonight, you'd swear an oath
over a boar; we have a ham.
Close enough.
So that's where the idea of New Year's resolutions comes from. It's called "making a boast," and we wanted to know if you would like to make a boast as well.
Like something that you're gonna keep.
And remember, this is all on video so I can prove it to you,
come this time next year when you haven't done it.
Miller: Way to be that guy, Ian.
I'm all out of boar, though. Me: Don't worry; I was, too. Michelle: Getting my life on track,
being able to get myself financially stable whether that means keeping the job I
have now, getting another one, or finding a new one, you know, I want to be able to be a
better mother for my daughters and have them with me,
not have to live with my mother,
and hopefully I can be less of a pain in the *** to my boyfriend who puts up with a lot of ***.
It works the other way, too, it works the other way, too.
You put up with a lot of crap, too. I got the perfect plan for you. You know how you start this whole spiel?
Step One: Master...
Gangnam Style.
Oh god...
Well, now, think about that, you could make money,
off the streets with that.
That's a stable job, right? Denis: So, I don't think
Nick has anything.
No, Nick's antisocial like usual. Nick?!
Yeah, he's gone.