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(Ava) My fellow Hoosiers,
As with every major singing competition like "American Idol," white guys with guitars
or WGWG's are the biggest threat to female contestants on VOTE FOR THE GIRLS.
This time and this year, the American Idol voting system is only limited to as much as 250 votes per contestant.
Sounds pretty decent. Right?
[buzzer]
Unfortunately, in the real world where things don't always go right the first time
So, in the eyes of Idol pundits, there are sites like votefortheworst.com
which closed in June 2013
and which from seasons seven through eleven, that site picked --
you guessed it. White Guys With Guitars.
During season nine of American Idol, as a transgender lady 27 years of age, I launched VOTE FOR THE GIRLS
following the elimination of Siobahn Magnus and got everyone to vote for Crystal Bowersox.
But in the eyes of opponents, some have said
"Your site promotes sexism, Ava." [buzzer] NONSENSE! NONSENSE! NONSENSE!
What the oppoents are saying isn't true and it's just politics as usual.
The point of white guys with guitars winning "American Idol" since then
has robbed certain contestants that should have won.
but also "The X Factor USA" and "The Voice of America."
On American Idol 10, Pia Toscano got robbed by Paul MacDonald.
On The X Factor USA 1, Drew got robbed by Astro
On American Idol 11, Jessica Sanchez got robbed by Phillip Phillips
On The X Factor USA 2, Jennell Garcia got robbed by Lyric 145
Carly Rose Sonenclar was robbed by Tate Stevens on The X Factor USA 2
Judith Hill got robbed by The Swon Brothers on The Voice of America 4
Ellona Santiago was robbed by Carlito Olivero on The X Factor USA 3
and on The Voice of America 5, Holly Henry was robbed by Nic Hawk.
VOTE FOR THE GIRLS exists to make sure that white guys with guitars never win American Idol again.
These are competitions that can easily be won by the ladies.
So why would people vote for white guys with guitars?
After all, don't we want all the ladies to win "American Idol," and these other singing competitions?
Apparently not. Since white guys with guitars seem benefit fans of Vote for the Worst and Vote Against The Producers.
So what's your excuse for not voting for the ladies?
[in softer and childish voice] "Oh, I've got an emergency with my sick kid."
[in deep feminine voice] "I've gotta help my kid finish his homework."
[in deep voice] "I have to get my car fixed."
[in a sad voice] "Oh, I'm tired. I have to get work in the morning."
[normal voice] You know our response to those excuses are... NONSENSE! NONSENSE!!! NONSENSE!!!!
It's numbers like that can make a big differnce between a painful VOTE FOR THE GIRLS LOSS and a VOTE FOR THE GIRLS VICTORY
It's number like that do not translate to success
It's numbers like that of which explains fans of white guys with guitars ruined what was the #1 show for eight seasons and launched flopped careers.
then American Idol winners getting dropped by record companies.
Take a look at some footage I dug up from VOTE FOR THE GIRLS. Roll it!
[RYAN SEACREST] The winner
of American Idol 2010 is...
Lee DeWyse [buzzer, losing horns]
The winner of American Idol season 10 is...
Scotty McCrerry! [buzzer, losing horns]
The winner...
of American Idol...
season 11...
is...
Phillip Phillips. [buzzer, losing horns]
[MARIO LOPEZ] The winner of The X Factor and a $5 million recording contract is...
Tate Stevens. [buzzer, losing horns]
[AVA] Unless my eyes decieve me, there are women
out there that vote for the white guys with guitars
wanna know who they are?
You guessed it. STRAIGHT WOMEN!!!
I'm Ava Zinn reminding you to help control your child's education. Have them immunized!
And remember, keep voting for the ladies.