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So, Valentines Day has finally passed, and of course, leading up to Valentines Day
I had one of my friends ask me this question...
Firstly, this sparked my interest because it started getting me thinking about all the different
facts, and figures, and meanings, and variations of kissing
And secondly, "snogging" is not a better word for kissing, and here's why.
Now, let's take a look at some equations of the words that were posed to me.
Here we have snogging, and if we analyse letter-to-letter we can see if starts
of with a creepy, snakey, sinister pronunciation, moving into a more aggressive, and assertive area before
before finishing with an unintelligent, and dissatisfied sound.
Mix it all together and you have, "Snogging" which social indicate it to be seen as
an obsessive and disgusting activity to witness
Also...it's more than intimate, it's almost primal.
Now let's look at kissing.
"Kissing" starts of with a gentle sound, a sound so delicate you could probably ruffle
your fingers through its fur...if sounds had fur.
It then moves into a creepy sound before ending on a word that's well recognised as meaning
in harmony, beautiful, and in tune. Here the creepy sound is outweighed by barrage of
positive and wonderful sounds and meanings, and even physical evaluation of this activity
show that people see it as a decent situation to witness without being put off
and disgusted because the activity can last for 0.2 seconds to 5.6 seconds.
But depending on how lonely or how much the viewer of that situation wants
to be in that situation, that can change how they feel, making them feel a little bit more
disgusted and annoyed. You know, because they haven't got that situation, so
they're jealous, basically.
Finally, making out
This one, similar to kissing, outweighs the minor negative sounds and meanings by starting with
confident and powerful sounds and meanings, before going into a bit of pain, and finally ending on
relief and relaxation.
Social standards indicate that this is less likely to want to be around tahn kissing
but more likely to be around than "Snogging"
Physical observation shows that this must be true as the couple will at least
be taking time to breathe and swallow saliva as opposed to snoggings lack of these elements
and focusing on trying to *** not to breathe and making their mouths become a waterfall
of saliva
I also wanted to point out that everything that I just said...
is a bunch of crap.
I lied.
But to conclude, I do think that snogging sounds more grotesque than kissing or making out.
Kissing sounds sweet, and I personally associate it with being in a relationship with someone
The same with making out, except that's a little bit more...intimate.
Whereas snogging sounds like a quick drunken fling in a nightclub bathroom.
Now that I've established why I don't think snogging sounds better than kissing, it's time to throw some facts at you
because I like facts.
And why isn't there an option at the GYM?
The science of kissing is called, Philematology. And the romans created three categories of
kissing.
When you're fifty or more meters underwater...
The anticipation of a kiss increases the flow of saliva, giving your teeth a plaque murdering bath.
And no matter how much you take care of your mouth...
area, you will still exchange at least 10,000,000, or 1,000,000,000,000 bacteria
and also, the Kama Sutra, apparently contains over thirty types of kisses
But I wouldn't know as I haven't read the Kama Sutra
So I don't like the word snogging at all, let me know your thoughts in the comments down below
and until the next time, I shall see you then
Happy making out, kissing, and snogging. Into Oblivion.