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Eish Doctor
I don't know.
I'm very depressed.
I don't know why people don't like me.
Well.... Ummm (cough) no.
It's baffling isn't it?
So... you say you hear voices.
No doctor, just one.
Just one voice.
And it tells you to do things?
Don't tell him about me.
I'm warning you, Zumi.
If you tell him about me I will
make you do things again!
Is it a tokoloshe?
Eeeee
Eeeee
It is the shower
head, Doctor.
It told me to build a mansion
in the countryside.
Uhhhh Zumi.....
Mmm...
Tell me about your family life.
I don't know how King Solomon did it, Doctor.
He had thousands of wives.
I only have 700
and I cannot keep up.
Eish, women!
Very hard to please.
But you try to please them.
Yebo, of course.
But there is not enough taxes
in South Africa to pay for all their clothes.
And houses.
And the cows. Eish, the cows are expensive.
Taxes?
Zumi.... Zumi, shut up now.
Stop talking Zumi!
Tell him you meant Taxis.
Minibus taxis.
Taxis, Doctor.
There are-is not enough taxis.
Mmm....
And do you often compare yourself to
King Solomon?
I am very much like King Solomon.
He was very wise.
And...?
He was very wise.
So wisdom is what you have in common?
And
many wives.
And lots of money from tax...
Taxi drivers.
Now, according to the bible, King Solomon's wisdom was bestowed on him by God himself.
Where does yours come from?
From God.
I see.
Our time is almost up, but...
tell me about your mansion in the countryside.
This seems to be causing you a lot of stress.
Eish, I don't know Doctor.
Just because I built a house for my family,
And paid for it with minibus taxis,
everybody is upset.
I mean,
I am the president.
I must have nice things,
or else it will be embarrassing... everybody it.
everyth...
It will be embarrassing for everybody.
The president of America
has the White House.
Which is racist.
For then...
I must also have a big house.
Because
For I am the president
of Africa.
South Africa
And when Jesus comes back,
how can I entertain him
if I don't have a visitor's centre?
Yes.
Quite.
Now, before you go,
Tell me a little bit more
about these..
minibus taxis that seem to be paying for everything.
Deny deny deny. Time to go Zumi, time to go. Deny everything.
It's not true Doctor,
I had no know-
-ledge. Fire pool, taxis... All a dream.
You are dreaming doctor, I was never here.
(Door opens) Alright, goodbye. (Door closes)
Helen....
We need to talk.