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What's up, crazies? These are 5 types of guys girls date.
First up is Crazy Calvin
This is the guy who will fight anybody
Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
Excuse me, do you know what time it is?
Don't ask my girl what time it is, bro, I'll slap the *** out of you, bro, I'm a guy,
bro
Ooo girl, those jeans are cute, where you get them from?
Don't ask my girl where she got her jeans from bro. I don't care nothing about you being
gay bro, I'll slap the *** out of you, bro. I'm a guy, bro.
Next up is Old Otis
Now this is the sugar daddy.
You can always spot an old Otis cause within the first 5 minutes he's trying to buy you
some ***
Baby girl, baby girl, you wanna go get your nails done tomorrow?
Let me pay your cell phone bill.
You need a new car?
Ugh. I just met you, but I want to be a W. My number is 555-237
The next contestant is Mistaken Mike
Now Mistaken Mike is that guy who automatically assumes he's going to get some
And for some reason when girls find out you think you're going to get some
They won't give you none
Girl, what you doing tonight?
Mike's going to come over here, I think I'm going to finally give him some.
Girl, this him at the door, let me call you back.
Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson, yes, Randy Watson
I love Coming to America, this is my movie
Me too, so uh, you going to let me hit?
Oh uh-uh, it's time for you to go
Girl, how was it?
Girl I had to play him out, he came over here thinking he was just going to get some, it
don't work like that.
Girl, you lying. What you 'bout to do now?
Girl, I'm about to call Calvin. I just spent $45 on this Brazilian wax, somebody about
to eat this ***.
Now next up is Suspect Sammie
Suspect Sammie is the guy who is straight, but in the back of your mind he might just
be gay.
You can always tell a suspect Sammie
If he makes an unusual request during sex, for example
Put your fingie in my ***
Oh hell no, what you say?
Naw, I said my grandma's favorite show is Judge Judy
Now another way you can spot a Suspect Sammie is if he likes Beyonce a little bit too much.
Ooo, girl, did you see Beyonce's new outfit? Girl I got to get them Beyonce tickets.
Ooo girl did you see that Beyonce half-time show? Ooo girl Beyonce is killing that dance
routine. You better dance B.
Oh my god, Beyonce is giving me life right now.
Last but not least is Lying Larry.
Now Lying Larry is the guy who lies for no reason.
He lies about *** you didn't even ask him about.
What you doing?
Oh, just left the studio, pulled up to the mansion. My new mix tape about to drop, I'm
getting like 20, 30 G's a show now, waiting on my little cousin to get back from the prom.
I let him drive my new Bugatti so he could be clean, you feel me?
Larry, I thought I told you not to open that new box of cereal. You're going to make me
put your *** out.
Dang ma, I can't never do nothing.
Who was that in the background?
Oh that was just the TV
And those are 5 guys that girls date.