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Hello fellow nerds. Welcome to Awesomeology.
If you are watching this, I assume you are ready to geek out over these totally magnificent
science jokes. Though I'm not even sure that it is completely possible to prepare for this
kind of awesome.
I know a lot of people do joke vlogs....but ya know, SCIENCE joke vlogs are really pretty
special.
Get ready to laugh your pants off, because I think that I may have found you 14 of the
most tremendous science jokes on the internet.
Why are sulfer, tungsten, and silver the coolest elements around?
Because they have S-W-Ag
I have so many jokes, but none of them are about electricity.
I know, I know....it's shocking.
What did the cell say to its sister when she stepped on her toe? Mitosis.
A guy walks into a bar and says "I'll have H2O." Another guy says "I'll have H2O, too."
The second guy died.
Argon walks into a bar and the bartender exclaims,"Hey! Noble gasses aren't welcome here!"
Argon had no reaction. A chemist, an engineer and a mathematician
were all asleep in a hotel when several fires broke out in their respective rooms.
The engineer woke up, saw the fire, ran into the bathroom, turned on the faucets full-blast,
flooding out the entire apartment, which put out the fire, and went back to sleep.
The chemist woke up, saw the fire, ran over to his desk, pulled out his lab book, and
began working out all sorts of equations. Soon, he threw down his pencil, got a graduated
cylinder out of his suitcase, and measured out a precise amount of water. He threw it
on the fire, extinguishing it, with not a drop wasted, and went back to sleep.
The mathematician takes a match, lights it, and extinguishes it in a glass of water. He
declares: "A solution exists." and goes back to sleep.
A neutron walks into a bar, and then asks the bartender how much for a drink. The
bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
What does a subatomic duck say? Quark. Why did the bear dissolve in water. It
was polar! What's a sleeping brain's favorite rockband?
R.E.M. An infectious disease enters a bar. The bartender
says, "We don't serve you kind in here." It replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Two atoms were walking down the hallway when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!"
"Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes,
I'm absolutely positive."
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks, "Can I help you with your luggage?"
It replies, "I don't have any. I'm traveling
light."
I tried to find a good chemistry joke...... But all the good ones argon.
Admit it, you're falling out of your seat laughing right now.
Awesomesauce. Well, thank you for geeking out with me today on Awesomeology. Please
leave YOUR best jokes, YOUR questions, YOUR comments, and YOUR concerns down here. Grace
out!