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So what's more like a wrecking ball? A rhino, an elephant, or Miley Cyrus? Well they're
all naked we know that much.
I'm sure you've all seen Miley's new video for wrecking ball... if you haven't.
.....Yeah. That was it right there.
So in honor of this crazy new vid today we're gonna find out who is THE TOUGHEST MAMMAL!
Because I'm pretty sure it ain't this crazy young gal
I've narrowed it down to 2 animals.
Weighing in with almost 7 thousand pounds of armour and tusk. It's the Rhinoceros!
Man this guy is strong and you'd have to be if you had to hold up a 20 plus inch horn
all day on the front of your nose!
The Rhinoceros it's really afraid of anything. The Rhino don't care cause the rhino
don't have no natural predators.
Thats right one of the natural only ways a rhino may die is from an illness or old age.
Weighing in in second at 8 tons is the African Elephant!
Also they're like super smart which always comes in handy
for a fight. Especially when you have 2 seven foot tusks at the end of your face. Man thats like...
like bigger than me.
TALK ABOUT A WRECKING BALL! This guy can smash and crush anyone and almost anything that
gets in his way!
And it's the largest land animal. And at last! A whiny little girl...
AND THE THOUGHEST ANIMALIST IN THE WORLD IS... NEITHER! HAHAHA I FOOLED YOU!
actually the toughest animal in the world is this little guy.
The tardigrade or some may call it the water bear.
You can boil, you can them freeze them, they can even live in space, and they can live without food
or water for over 10 years!
SO TAKE THAT MILEY CYRUS!
Well that's it guys. My questions for you today is what animal do you think resembles your toughest?
For me it's the orangutang! I will see you harry mammals tomorrow!