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Go go gadget long arm.
What did I miss? -Sorry, after each class I like to sit and reflect on the lessons we learned.
Are you okay, Amelia? Your chakras are out of alignment. -No
*gross sobbing*
Let it out! Let it out. -I'm sorry. Oh my god, I'm sorry. I just-uh. I didn't sleep well last night...Mike and I broke up.
I'm just gonna go. I don't think I can go to class today.
I'm just gonna go back to my room.
Maybe some herbal tea?
I was thinking Taylor Swift and food...See ya guys later. -Bye, Amelia.
Mary: Punch him in the balls!
There were a lot of differences between Mike and I.
You know...I love reading books
and he hates it, you know? I'm a cat person
And he's totally a dog person so...
And uh, he's also gay.
My plan is to send all of my positive energy
over to Amelia to heal her broken soul.
It was really uncomfortable
When Amelia cried on me... I didn't like it.
I have to find out if he's gay. -What are you doing?
I can tell you. If he's straight
He won't be able to resist this.
My daddy invented chia pets.
Chloe-Renee and I have hated each other since 6th grade when I left my Tamagotchi at her house.
She brought it to school the next day insisting that it was hers when I spent all those hours raising it! So.
Since then I've been trying to think of the perfect way to get back at her.
And I think this is just right.
Be my boyfriend. -Okay.
I haven't seen Amelia in over a week.
I think she's failing all her classes! Who would do something like that?
I mean, I'm really concerned about her...I am.
I'm very worried about Amelia
I think it's time for an intervention.
*knock at door* *Amelia grunts*
Hey...buddy.
How's it going?...Good?
Listen, we've got something we need to show you.
Mary and I have decided
that you're ready.
You want this?! Do you want it? Well you have to come get it!!
Come on!!
You want the Nutella? Come get it!
Come on, Amelia!
I want you to see the because if you don't snap out of this funk
this is how you're going to end up...Just don't look her in the eyes.
Carter?
We brought someone to meet you.
This is Amelia.
Say hi, Carter. Carter: Hi, Carter.
Hi... -You're a transfer.
Yeah, how did you know that?
How did I know you're a transfer or
how did I know you're from Massachusetts, have two sisters, a dog named Lucy, and you've maxed out three Old Navy cards?
How did you know all of that? -I google.
Amelia: You must not get out a lot.
I haven't left the room since the beginning of the semester. -Seriously? -Yes.
See ya later, buddy. -We are NOT BUDDIES!
He's probably gay. -Called it.
You know, I think I've learned a lot from this experience
like, I shouldn't let someone else control my life. Also, Nutella solves everything.
He wasn't worth it.